From Bravo… Everybody goes to Kyle’s “White Par-tay”… and Adrienne Maloof uses too much spray tan stuff!
NOTE: No photos of the very offensive spray tan stains? Callin’ this another producer-induced SUB-story line. Being the veddy proper Brit, wouldn’t this be an incident which LisaVPump would have pulled aside Magoof and let her know… before she does it again? Am shocked that this SUB-story line wasn’t used already in the OC!
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Not surprised she leaves a trail…LOL
Adrienne is like a slug just oozing out a trail of brown/orange slime.
Hahahahahahaha! At least they hope the brown stain is from spray tan…
LOL!!!
Oh snap!
Cant stand Adrienne but that was a little tacky of Lisa to bring up her tan transfer 18 months ago. Dont buy white couches and chairs. I mean how do you ask someone to fix that? Pay for it? I would NEVER say a word about it. Especially a year and a half later. Sorry Lisa. Tacky.
Yeah, but c’mon… why shouldn’t Lisa buy white couches? Adrienne is aware that the stuff comes off… She should have enough class NOT to sit on someone’s white furniture. Then again, this is Adrienne we’re talking about here.
Adrienne didnt have enough sense to like her yappity shedding lil crackpot lap dog at home when she visited Kyle and had him on her white couches either.
Yeah I dont expect alot of agreement on that one but I just feel like when you invite someone to your home, there is a certain amount of risk assumed. And I also dont allow other people to help me with the dinner dishes either. A guest is a guest. So unless you came over and intentionally took a knife to my leather couches, its all good. Which reminds me of when my daughter was six and went to a bday party with about fifteen other girls at a home. A childrens lamp got broken and this mother called all sixteen of the girls parnets to let them know. I guess she wanted paid for it? And my kids think I’M embarrassing!
I agree with you. I would never tell someone that their spray tan turned my furniture all orange. Rather, I’d just make a note to self to use the non-white furniture or throw on a chair cover that I really didn’t care about. My last couches were fair in color and I ended up putting on covers. I told everyone it was for a “new look” but in reality, it was just a pain in the arse to clean the couches when things spilled.
I really like Lisa but her comment was a little outta line. Maybe it was the rose talking or perhaps it was a joke.
Thanks, Chem. i just would never do that. And I dont think Lisa would have said a word if her and Adrien were still good friends. She saw an opportunity to make Adrien look foolish and she took it. While I dont care for Adrien, I think it was not good intentioned. Nothing good comes from that.
Not proper to wear make up, parfume, lotions you know will leave a trace of any kind. I remember eating at a restaurant and the waitress had on some cheap parfume and when she brought us the utensils and napkins you could smell it on the items, not good! As for Lisa, Lisa doesn’t seem to let go of anything, she is becoming naggy!
Lisa brought it up cuz it’s the SECOND time and Adrienne needs to know to stop putting that stuff on or learn to stay away from white furniture when she’s wearing it!
OC: Interesting that the “classy” LisaVPump did not have manners enough to chat with Adrienne privately. Another producer-induced back story. TFC!! SH
Oh yes, SH… Lisa jumped at that chance. Definitely producer induced, but she didn’t mind. Paul didn’t like it one bit though
Well ya’ know? SInce it was beneath Adrienne to apologize for her disproven accusation privately, I think at this point with all that has transpired between the two in print, she just didn’t care any ore about being “classy” or polite.
From the clip, it appears Lisa and Ad are greeting, possibly going to hug, kiss kiss, and Ad says she doesn’t want to get her tan on Lisa’s dress. Ad brought it up, Lisa just confimed Ad’s tan stains everything she comes into contact with. I think it was just an opportune moment to let Ad know she ruined her sofa…
Yes, it’s perfectly fair to say something about that. If Adrienne is responsible for leaving Lisa’s furniture messed up, Lisa can mention it. It’s tantamount to someone who burns a hole in a couch due to cigarettes. He/she would be expected to make reparations. Why should Lisa (or anyone else) have to alter her interior decor due to Adrienne’s vanity problems?
I suppose in this world of lawsuits and gossip, she should be expected to make it right. But not in my world.
While she doesn’t have to make it right in any world, she should be made aware of it, although I can’t believe she isn’t already since she too has white furniture in her home. A nice apology when she stood up and saw the transfer would have been sufficient. Perhaps I’d just odd, but I actually look back at the place I’ve been seated to make sure I’ve not left anything behind, and therefore would have noticed and said something to my host.
It’s not tacky to me. What is tacky is allowing your spray tan to ruin the furnishings of those that you visit. That’s gross.
I agree. When Adrienne smears that stuff all over her body, what does she expect?
Of course its disgusting to ruin other peoples things. That goes without saying. But 18 months later? Bringing in up in a social situation? Would you do that to a “frined”? My point is…if Lisa was speaking out of concern or to make her aware, she was already aware, she should have said it 18 months ago in a more considerate, private manner. She didnt say it because of any other reason than she is pissed at her and wanted her to feel embarrassed. Whether you like someone or not, its not a nice thing to do.
Would I do it to a friend? No. Would I do it to a frienemy that has gone out of her way to attempt to disparage my reputation along with allow her employee to do the same? You bet I would! LOL! I wouldn’t say it if it were not true, and if I was wearing white and standing next to someone I know is likely to be wearing far too much spray tanner? You bet I’d say something, so that I’m not walking around with that persons marks on me for the evening.
ITA! It’s gross and inconsiderate. I can’t imagine that Adrienne was unaware of her slick marks. It must happen in her home as well (unless her gnomes quickly clean up as she lifts off her furniture.)
Can you imagine having that job? LOL!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Talk about being: “behind the scenes”!
I wonder if it was the spray tan, or the sh*t that comes out of her every time she opens her mouth… I think Lisa should have said that’s a big old law suit!
Bahahahha. Yes indeed. Couch assassination.
“big old law suit” LOL
I would want to know if I was leaving brown stains all over the place….but that’s just me.
You are obviously more considerate than Adrienne, who doesn’t give a crap about anyone else’s possessions.
Money sure doesn’t give you class. I’d be so embarrassed if I were her. It doesn’t surprise me that she just doesn’t ‘get it’. For all her money – she doesn’t possess an ounce of class. Wouldn’t be welcome in my home – not that she’d want to be here. lol Just not ‘classy’ enough for her! Ghetto!!
Yes! If she stained Lisa’s upholstery, she’s likely done it to Kyle and other’s. Why is it considered polite to say nothing?
Me too. I can’t help but believe that I would notice if I left a big brown mess on my seat.Talk about embarassing. I think I’ll stick to being pasty pale.
HUGE That musta stung the eating disordered Adrienne…as was the intent I am sure.
Ha!! I know!! And we all know Lisa did that on purpose
Pretty funny!
Sick games!
How is it sick? I would find it hard to believe that someone who herself has white furniture would be completely unaware that she leaves a trail of spray tan when she visits other’s? To me it’s sick to expect people not to notice.
She just did that to embarrass her. Didn’t seem to accomplish that though. Right over her head. Wicked games. They all deserve each other. Do any of them have any ‘real’ friends??
I’m sure most of them do. I’m not sure Adrienne does. She seems like a really odd bird, who has a jealous heart.
Oh yes. Lisa nailed her on that for sure.
What type of spray tan leaves a HUGE stain? Adrienne must be a really sweaty woman.
How embarrassing. She should make her pay for it to be re-upholstered. Twice??? Give me a friggin break!
I suppose if you put on more than is intended, then it doesn’t dry properly? I don’t use the stuff, but I’ve seen the transfer on the cuffs and collars of people who do use it.
Ronseal for decking. I’m laughing my head off thinking of catwoman leaving a scene of the crime outline everywhere she goes.
Adrienne is very quick to publicly point out others faults. I got impression Lisa was just dishing it back. Nobody else will.
Love it!!! Too bad she’s not classy enough to feel bad!
LOL! That’s true.
Vyle thinks she is P-Diddy (or Puff Daddy) with her white parties. The white party belongs back in the 90s. Vyle needs to update her ‘do and her party idea.
I’m calling Phaedra’s chat line to find out how Lisa should have dealt with this.
LMAO! Phaedra would definitely have said something.
Thought the white party was for Maurice’s birthday party each year.
Good one Susie. What happened to that? Is it at the same time of year as last time? I have a bad memory…
She should call it orange party this year, seeing that Adrienne seems to be decorating everyone’s house…. Personally I think Adrienne knew she left stains, I would have been aware of it… It must be on her clothing too… When she hugs someone, does she leave her mark? Oh my the thoughts that go through my mind, on the Adrienne touch! I will keep it clean… Enough said..
Orange party!!! Love it!!! Just gotta smile when I see these losers get together for more backstabbing and bitch sessions. Adrienne’s husband seems to enjoy all the drama as well. Somehow I can see it coming from these bitchy women. From a man, it just doesn’t strike me as very manly.
Show us the brown stain as well as the C&D letter or we will believe it is another fake story to spark an argument.
OMG! Brandi’s chewing gum and Vyle didn’t tell her to spit it out in her hand. Maybe Vyle has learned she can’t push Brandi around!
That’s why they are all so dumb…they chew gum filled with aspartame. Google what aspartame is and you’ll understand why their brain cells are dying. LOL
SO true!!! And many of them drink diet soda too. Blech!
More great views of Kyle’s back fat. Wasn’t there a story that she could only be filmed from certain angles?
Does creepy Dwight Coates show up at the party if Lips isn’t there?
Dwight makes my skin crawl. Of course he is gonna interject himself in ever scene possible. Originally he was cast as SWINE’s business partner sidekick. I cant help but to think that he is scratching some backs(or whatever) of the production team.
Did Adrienne have the tanning spray booth or a tanning bed in her house? I can’t remember which one she had. Either stop with the sprays or stop tanning altogether. That’s GROSS that it come off onto furniture and people!!
Adrienne had a walk in tanner @ her old house.That was when Camille was in there and they were outside talking about cocks/penises.
I remember that. Maybe she gets spray too often, or the person doing it doesn’t know when enough is enough?
The more fake anything seems to be the way to survive in this city.
Adrienne will barely even touch Paul.There is so much tension between the 2.Paul will be lost without his camera time after the divorce and he is gone next season.When he was defending his hag of a wife to Brandi the arguments looked so fake.Hard to fight when there is nothing there to fight over.Paul looks like he is trying to push the drama and it looks so scripted.Very bad “acting:.
Why does Lisa wear all her tops with most of the buttons not buttoned? She had on a pink bra underneath her white shirt when talking to Kyle as well as carrying her handbag around like she was on her way out.That seems so inapproprate for a woman of her age to dress like that.
I notice that her blouses are unbuttoned, and yet nothing is showing except the pink bra under the white shirt, and the nice statement jewelry she favors. I think she looks beautiful without being showy, and on most shows has less cleavage on display than either Kyle or Brandi.
Adrienne’s face is very odd looking. It’s different and doesn’t function right. Her eyes don’t shut all the way. Also, is she high?
I noticed that too when she was Kyle’s house. Perhaps the reason she’s been on so few episodes is that she’s had more work done?
Looks like she’s probably getting alot of freebies from hubby. These women just don’t seem to know when to stop with the plastic! They think they’re making themselves more attractive when in reality, they start to look like freak shows.
Adrienne moves like there’s a permanent crick in her neck-what little neck she has. Did she used to have an adam’s apple? I bet she stocked up on fillers pre-divorce. They’re not cheap, and she couldn’t snag a young idiot with wrinkled orange skin.
I think Lisa was trying to avoid getting spray tan on her dress at the party or she would have discussed it privately…………..if it were anyone but Adrienne.
It was quite tacky to bring it up in front of others. She definately had the right to say something – she was being bitchy by doing it in front of others
Yep! And I am sure she was well aware she was.
i’m liking lisa less and less.
But is it me or did Adrienne sound just a bit tipsy?
i couldn’t tell, Leon, but in this clip she did seem a bit more comfortable to be around all the women.
that was awesome
Not me, I Love, Love, Love Lisa V. and I am sooo glad she is callin’ Adrienne out. Now only if she would start callin’ Kyle out everything would be right as rain!
I like Lisa too ! She’s a hard worker who still believes giving someone your word means something. Shes so pretty IMO to. That’s why she was so upset over the untrue slander. Vyle Kyle is so jealous its sick! Ms. Fat Hoof is a spoiled pig who treated her children’s father like a dog. She defends and speaks nicer about her nasty fry cook. When she threw the selling stories crap I figured it was her. I can’t stand her if anyone can’t tell.? LOL
That’s just plain weird. How could Adrienne not be horrified? If it were a set-up, wouldn’t she at least try to feign embarrassment or be angry at Lisa for bringing it up? So strange. I think she really did stain Lisa’s furniture and just didn’t care. Would hate to be her housekeeper.
After the stuff that went down between Lisa and A., last season, I am sure Lisa couldn’t wait to embarrass A. On top of that, what kind of crappy spray tan did A. use? The stuff they sell in Walgreens? The expensive stuff should not rub off, all of the stars use spray tans and they wear their $3,000 gowns and $10,000 diamond necklaces.
Well thats what happens when you only own 1/5th of 2% of da Palms. Gotta start using the drug store cheap stuff.
Bwhaaa haaa.
LMAO!
LOL Made!! You are truly gifted!
I gotta know, I have tried every last brand on the market from cheap too expensive. I cannot find 1 that will not rub off on the clothes. Can anyone help?
I don’t use the stuff for a very obvious reason, but my daughter talks about seeing her friends with the stuff on their clothes, and I know I’ve seen it too.
I use Jergens Natural Glow daily moisturizer it looks very natural or Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs let it dry I have not had it rub off if it dries well
I’ve tried them all under $15. My favorite is from Bath and Body Works Tru Blu spa line. It smells the best and streaks the least. I wait for buy one get one sales. In a distant second is Jergens Gradual tan.
Tan Towels!!!
Ya know ninja, Estée makes a rally nice o e, spray and lotion.. They even have on for the face alone….being my age, I use it in the summer, for some color…it’s a soft tan, but then no tan at all…
If Adrienne is coming to visit, throw a tarp on everything.
I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t want to visit my “Ghetto” hood!
If there’s a McDonald’s drive thru, she might show up.
Brandi’s kid pisses on the lawn and you would think the sky was falling with the way they carried on about it . Adrienne ruins a good couch and its no biggy? Oh ok Beverly Hills. Okay.
LOL!
…and throw tarps on the lawn if BH folks are coming over. I forgot about them peeing out in the open.
Now you’re talking!
Hahaha! Yes, just like that!
Wee doggies. Can you just imagine the HW on a slip n slide? Surprised the competitive Kyle didnt try this on her divin show
Hahaha! I was actually thinking wee doggies, thinking of you writing that. That always makes me laugh.
How did they ever get this right? They win! That’s amazing, I mean amaaaaaazing.
Lol that looks fun! Assuming they make it everytime
How true is that… A kid can pee, but a white couch is off limits… I think it was vile that made that statement, and Adrienne actually stood up for Brandi… I think.
A couple of weeks ago my son had a friend over. I was down in the garage which is directly underneath the back deck. I knew they were hanging out up there all the sudden I hear someone pouring a drink off the side of the deck… then another drink being poured simultaneously off the other side of the deck… then the drink got waaaay too long to be just drink and it dawned on my… them fools is pissin off my back deck!!. I like in the cove of a lake so there are homes on all sides facing directly into my backyard. So..whats a Made ta do? Well I had my daughter call the house so I could pretend that it was the neighbors calling to complain and do you know them kids didnt even have the decency to act embarrassed? Boys!
Well, look at the bright side; at least you didn’t have to get your couch reupholstered. Twice!
No in fact they acted all proud that the neighbors could see their tallywackers all the way across the cove. My ruse to shame them onto behaving backfired completely.
when we first bought our house, it was a cabin, and it had a long and tree-lined driveway, that just popped right out into our yard. our neighbors came by to introduce themselves, and surprised my husband, who was peeing NEXT to the old outhouse. My husband was so embarrassed. It didn’t stop him from peeing outside though. He just goes around the corner of the garage.
Omg, made, you sound exactly like I am… I swear I have stories like that… Brilliant, you are a step above all others… Your mind is wonderful… How you covered that is pure genius.. That’s one to tell him when your setting around the table for thanksgiving, and his girlfriend is there, or his kids… LMAO…
Too right!!!
They ALL have fake tans. Can’t they tell her what the best brand is to use? And what happened to her home-tanning booth??
I can’t help thinking about ‘Coming to America’ when Darryl’s family gets up from the blue sofa and they leave their ‘Soul Glo’ dripping!!! hahahhaha
Perhaps Lisa came up with the idea of giving everyone robes at her tea party so they wouldn’t mess up her chair covers! A nice way of saying cover up Ad and stop ruining my furniture!
It amazes me that women this wealthy would use the type of spray tan that rubs off. You can get Neutrogena or Banana Boat self tanners at Walgreens that are cheap and look better, then just use a little bronze powder on your face. I will never understand why women schellack this fake looking stuff all over, trying to look like they are almost a different ethnicity. To me that is sooo 1987. No one believes that a middled aged white lady is also a Brazillian bikini model…just sayin.
*middle aged. As in a mom and business woman who should have more to do than spray tan and then ooze it onto furniture. lol
I’m suprised with all the plastic surgery they’ve had that none of them have used the tanning injections too!
Ewww. There is such a thing? Especially A., Paul can get her free samples.
I know they also have pills they sell in body building magazines. Makes you look like a carrot. Maybe A. should go to Calf Face and have Chucky do her tan, or maybe Joey Marco and dumb Richie at the tanning salon they are shilling. bwahahaha
Dlck Wakile at a tanning salon. Eeeeew! Can you imagine disrobing to tan with nothing but a couple of inches of drywall separating you from Creepy Dlck? He would prolly make a peep hole, disgusting pervert that he is.
Yep there is such a thing. My cousin’s fiance uses them, when she was first introduced to the family there was a huge gasp in the room when she announced her ethnicity was white! I’ve just googled it and it’s called melanotan 2, however, it’s unregulated and illegal and some have died from using it! That’ll be why it’s never been mentioned then, I guess I’ve answered my own question lol. On a side note, upon the 2nd time I met my cousins fiance (2011), she came across as a bit of a dick so told her as much and havn’t spoken since, just goes to show!
Okay, I thinks that is so rude to leave imprints on someone’s furniture and not apologize, and it’s kind of gross. Would you sit on someone furniture right you put suntan lotion on? And I am fairly convinced that Lisa seeing an opportunity to point out A’s behavior took it. Well, at least A is not returning to the show
Watching tonight’s show/surfing the net and came across this article which may explain where Traylor was when she disappeared for 3 days–Mexico! in this episode. She is so gross!
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I’ve had enough of the white party and also A & P and I don’t mean the grocery chain. They are 2 unclassy people.