Stand up comedian, Steve Hofstetter has compiled a Housewives video!
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“20 Housewives in 30 Seconds”…
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Life & Style has exclusively learned that Adrienne’s ex-husband, plastic surgeon Dr. Paul Nassif, 50, has moved on with a beauty queen, 27-year-old Helen Marie Salas…
…that he’s tried to pass off as a babysitter for his three sons with Adrienne.
NOTE: There’s gonna be some very upset single women…
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Gigi Hadid, Yolanda and David Foster, Bella Hadid at 2013 Grammy Awards…
Yolanda and David Foster were interviewed… well, actually DAVID Foster was being interviewed… before entering the “MusicCares Tribute to Bruce Springsteen.”
David was asked which of Springsteen’s songs was his favorite… blah, blah, blah. THEN the interviewer stumped David Foster!
David had no idea that Manfred Mann’s song, “Blinded By The Light” was written by Bruuuuuuuce! From Grammy.com:
NOTE: I am pretty knowledgeable about music… I think! However, the fact that Bruuuce wrote “Blinded…” also surprised moi!
ManfredMann… “BlindedByTheLight”…
Bruce Springsteen… “BlindedByTheLight”…
Bruce explains BBTL lyrics…
From Askville.com:
- Manfred Mann’s version replaces the line “Cut loose like a deuce” with “Revved up like a deuce.” In their version, “Deuce” was commonly misheard as “Douche.” Springsteen’s original line makes a lot more sense – a deuce is a 1932 Ford hotrod.
- Springsteen wrote this after Columbia Records rejected his first attempt at an album, telling him to make some songs that could be played on the radio. He came up with this and “Spirit In The Night.”
- After 8 years playing in bars where audiences usually didn’t listen to or couldn’t hear the words, Springsteen used his first album to unload a ton of lyrics. All these lyrics helped earn Springsteen the tag “The New Dylan.” Singer-songwriters like James Taylor and Kris Kristofferson also shared the comparison, and Bruce went out of his way to shed the tag by making his next album a true rock record.
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UH, OH! Things are not lookin’ good when you have to offer FREE classes to grab potential customers!
The HoneyBooBoo of the OC, Tamballs Barney, is givin’ away FREE classes at her new fitness venture via Facebook! Wonder how Tamballs’ podcasts are doin’?
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There is a brand new edition of ma boo’s WatchWhatCrappens!
So, git yerself on over to TVGasm and give the trifecta of funny a listen!!!
“On this week’s episode of “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) break down the big tea party on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”
Then it’s off to Weho to ridicule the idiots on “Vanderpump Rules” as well as our Persian neighbors on “Shahs of Sunset.” Finally, we wrap things up with more attempts at a Kandi Burruss impersonation on “Real Housewives of Atlanta” as well as predictions for “Top Chef: Seattle.”
Come listen, and be sure to subscribe to Watch What Crappens on iTunes!“
(Thanks to SH readers “DSP” “PMG” and “Steve”!!!)
To stump David Foster Priceless….he was embarrassed. Love Blinded by the Light. Love our Jersey boy The Boss…..
I love that song too!
Me too!
Paul better get it while he can — if he has the dough, she has the time. Very judgmental on my part, I know. But I figure it’s the same with Adrienne – if Rod’s son has dough, Adrienne has the time..:)
I have a funny feeling that we will not be seeing any photos of Paul and his pretty new girlfriend at a McDonalds drive-thru.
Your dead on, dead on. Paul better keep up and stay with her as long as possible, but who knows she probably is saying she hit the jackpot with a plastic surgeon and a “famous” one to boot.
She doesn’t look like she needs any plastic surgery.
Paul’s new girlfriend is smokin’ hot! Take that Adrienne!
Brandi’s new housewife opening line, “Money can’t buy you a new face…but it can buy you a cross-eyed, former rock star’s son and a large order of fries.”
Hahahahahahahhaha
Kudos to Paul, I bet A is fuming!
Wouldnt it be funny to see a double date w/Paul and his new chiquita and Brandi with (insert any guy), would p!ss off Adrienne sooo much!! Would love love love to see that!
In Miami the line was money can’t buy your class but it can a new ass!
You go Paul! Miss Nevada. Wonder if he bumped into her at the Palms.
I definitely think that Paul trumps Adrienne here. The beauty queen is definitely better than Rod’s kid. After watching his little reality show and seeing what a douche that kid is ANY woman Paul would choose to date would trump Adrienne. I think Adrienne was thinking that she was pulling a, JLo, Madonna, Demi, Camille move here but it feels more like a Liz Taylor marries her eighth husband Larry Fortensky.
ITA sd! I saw that reality show with Sean and he was totally a jerk…any mom’s nightmare. As I recall he had to have a “minder” due to his addictions..someone to make certain he didn’t fall off the wagon. I did feel sorry for him battling addiction. However, he didn’t seem ambitious, career concerned, etc. The other two friends on that show were just that…always working. He came off spoiled.
Adrienne did publicly make a statement comparing herself to Demi, not sure how much more delusional she can get b/c I also read that she tried to dictate who Paul could bring around their kids b/c she didnt trust the mental state of this new woman (that joke writes itself)
Funny how divorce makes some get even by dating a much younger person on both ends.I myself would never stoop to that level.I believe in being age appropriate.I guess I am old fashioned when it comes to relationships.Like in high school freshman girl dating a senior boy.That was about my age bracket.
Susie: My first husband was only 2 years older than I was, and it seemed like a huge age gap. We were together for 30 years and we divorced. I dated for a while, and I had no age limit in my head. I was 47 and I dated guys as young as 28. I ended up marrying for a second time and my husband is 14 years older than I am. I don’t ever think about the age difference though. If you “click”, you click!
I wonder how Tam’s new biz will be depicted in the next season of RHOC. Will they be truthful and show near empty classes? or will they resort to bribing people off the street to fill the room? I suspect that the WinebyWives biz is also having to ‘give away’ alot of unsold wine to lure new customers and/or keep existing members. Does anyone out there have any scoop on that?
Being from Jersey, I knew Bruce wrote that song. As for Paul, I’m over him. I’m liking dean now.
I like Dean, too, Sandi….and far as having money, he seems so nice and down to earth. I like Paul, though, and hope he’ll find a nice women who cares about him, Lord knows after living with Maggie, he could use some love.
Thank you for including the Springsteen tidbits. Enjoyed it very much.
David foster is really cute and his zeal was nice too…
Apparently Adrienne is looking for ties in the music biz, while Paul is just lookin for a beauty queen. I have to say kudos to Paul for movin on, although I get the feelin this isn’t his first young thing since his marriage to Adrienne…
Surely she doesn’t think she can sing, too!!!!! With that skin stretched so tight on her face, she can barely talk, much less sing. I get nervous anytime someone mentions music and housewife in the same sentence. Seems like when they become a housewife, they also think they can sing. I guess all that money they get paid puts them in the singing mood.
I hear ya holey. If any of these broads could sing without autotune, we woulda heard about them as singers BEFORE they were housewives. But I doubt Adrienne is gonna croak out some itunes, I think she sees herself as a bigtime business woman, a future music mogul record exec. lol.
You kinda have to make Kandi exempt to this b/c thats what got her to where she could BE a HW. I know that the Mahoofs used to have some stake in a recording studio or something within the music industry which they’ve either sold, or she’s trying to jumpstart Rod Jr’s career…hell it the least she could do for the lad…
Of course Kandi isn’t included, she has Grammys! Kandi doesn’t belong with the wannabes on her show.
I thought 1/2 your age + 7 was creepy….yeesh