REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP
Season Three, Episode Thirteen… “Game of Scones”
by Sandi Duffy
I had to DVR RHOBH because my son had to watch the beginning of WWE Raw. Some big announcement was going to be made. I expected to see the Pope there tendering his resignation. He was really cute, though, my son, not the Pope. He was all worried I’d get fired from writing my blog because I would miss the beginning of Housewives. Like anything every happens on these shows anymore. All they do is rehash the same crap over and over. I am wondering where I can get a gig recapping WWE Raw because that shit is awesome.
Ever notice that Kyle is always in front of her make-up mirror? It’s not helping, Kyle.
Kyle arrives at Lisa’s house to try to fix their friendship. If I were a betting woman, I’d bet this isn’t going to work. Lisa’s house is made of awesome. Lisa tells Kyle she should have backed her up when Camille made her ridiculous accusations. Lisa, Kyle didn’t defend you because you are done buying homes and Camille may still buy or sell a home, so Kyle has to be nice to her. Brandi can’t afford to buy a home, so Kyle will never defend her and Kyle already stole Kim’s house, so she doesn’t have to be nice to her.
Yolanda claims to only have enough money to buy one horse for her daughter and I’m all like WTF?! First, I can’t even afford half a horse. Second, you are married to David freakin’ Foster, Give me a break.
The problem with Yolanda’s storyline is that it doesn’t belong on this show. Yolanda needs her own lifestyle show, where we can watch her exercise and grow her lemons and ride in her private jet and all watch her fabulousity life, even if her daughter only has one horse.
With that said, Yolanda tells Brandi that Adrienne is a very insecure woman who uses her money to intimidate people. I have no strong feelings about Adrienne one way or another, but Yolanda may have hit the nail on the head, and I only say that because I think only a very insecure woman would date a man so much younger with absolutely nothing going for him. Now if I dated Justin Timberlake, that wouldn’t be pathetic because he has his own thing going on. Ok, it would be a little pathetic, but a girl can dream.
Lisa gets another plug for her other show at her tea party when she has her bartenders from SUR serving at her party. And why the hell are they wearing jeans and wife beaters? Brandi shows up first and Lisa gives her the advice to keep her mouth shut.
Ugh, after two weeks, we get Trailor back. It was so nice without her. Trailor brings a sex toy as a gift and claims to have been single for a whole year. Except for her married lawyer boyfriend I guess.
Lisa’s closet is the size of my entire house. We are then treated to naked pictures of Lisa displayed in Ken’s closet.
Marisa arrives and while I think I like her, I REALLY like her husband. Where is he? He has replaced Paul in my househusband heart. I can’t believe Marisa said after 16 years of sleeping with her husband, she’d like to sleep with someone else. If she does, can I sleep with her husband?
Damn, Kyle just parades out one ugly outfit after another. Where does she find them? At her new clothing store because if what she’s wearing is any indication of what she’s selling, you can keep that store.
Even worse than Trailor, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick is coming to Lisa’s party. Why the hell did Lisa invite Faye? Oh, that’s right. Bravo was going to try to make her a housewife, but we, the viewing public, flipped out.
Trailor tells Lisa that Adrienne is selling stories to the press.
Adrienne tells the morally corrupt Faye Resnick she is “such a lovely person.” Yes because lovely people hinder the prosecution of their BFF’s killer and then write a tell-all book with all the evidence she withheld from the prosecution. Lisa claims to not have invited her, but I kind of doubt that. Lisa seems like the type of woman who wouldn’t hesitate to ask someone to leave, ala Cedric at her SUR opening.
Thanks to the morally corrupt Faye Resnick, Trailor is not the woman I dislike the most on this show.
Camille has the nerve to show up after accusing Lisa of not owning SUR.
Kim calls with another one of her crazy excuses as to why she can’t make the party. She got hit in the face by her dog. Ooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Lisa has little gifts for everyone and that’s proof that the morally corrupt Faye Resnick was invited because she wouldn’t have a gift for Faye if she didn’t know she was coming.
MY EYES! We just got a replay of Trailors ass in Ojai. Everyone wants Trailor to do her gymnastics. Then she says since everyone likes to sue everyone she can sue Lisa if she gets hurt. Kyle brings up her white party and Trailor slurs her way through making it about her getting thrown out of it last year. And Kim is supposed to have the drinking problem.
Lisa gets Brandi and Trailor away from the table and tells Trailor to stop the innuendos and to cut the crap. THAT’S the Lisa I like.
Adrienne tells the ladies left at the table that she isn’t suing Brandi. Trailor is trashed and looking for trouble.
I can’t believe Trailor is on Brandi’s side. Frankly, Trailor is the last person in the world that I would want sticking up for me. Trailor won’t let it go. She is disgusting. Now I can’t decide who I dislike more…the morally corrupt Faye Resnick or Trailor.
Then they show on twitter where Brandi accuses Adrienne’s chef, Bernie of attacking her. Ok, THAT one I believe. What is the deal with Bernie? I kind of found him amusing when he was snide to Lisa and Lisa gave it back by pretending not to know who he was at her SUR opening, but it seems like this guy wants his 15 minutes and will do anything for it…or he is secretly in love with Adrienne.
Does anyone else feel sorry for Marisa?
Once again, Brandi is leaving a party. This is actually all Trailor’s fault. Or Teresa’ Guidice’s.
Next RHOBH…
Oh gosh I will barf if the widow Armstrong is on next season.
And Faye…please go away. It boggles my mind that Kyle and Adrienne are pals with her.
Maybe off camera those 2 talk smack about her behind her back. That’s the only way it makes sense to me.
It’s more likely Bernie the chef has a crush on Paul rather than Adrienne.
Please.
I miss this will see the repeat later tonight. Did Marisa really say she wants to sleep with another man? Holy cow!!!! I’ll take him honey. LOL That’s the next couple headed for divorce.
Wtf is wrong with the Marissa woman? She is always dissing her lovely husband on t.v., and if I were him I would dump her ass. She isn’t even pretty, and she isn’t very bright. Where do they find these bad people. Yolanda, stfu already. None of this stuff is your business, you don’t know what you are talking about and the fact that you hate Adrienne is perplexing as you barely know her. if you are so special and independent, make up your own mind. I do wonder if Brandi has made up this whole Adrienne is suing me and I am so poor, so I need to write this nasty book storyline. On the other hand, how can Adrienne deny that Bernie the insane chef is writing bad stuff about people. Either he is or he isn’t, it should be easy enough to check out. Brandi, bring the proof of the legal harassment to the next episode. If you have it, show it to one of the girls. Otherwise, I am done listening to your shit. Trailor brought a dildo as a gift for Lisa? Who does that? I mean who does that? What a mental case. What a friggin’ mental case. I’m serious. She has some serious problems. And i don’t need to know about them. No wonder her husband hung himself. I was ready to get the rope after listening to her duck bill flap for five min. Kim sounded completely wasted. How sad. I still like her though for some reason. She is genuinely fried. But she gets in a good zinger at Kyle one in a while. As for Adrienne and Brandi, somebody is lying through their teeth. But there must be a grain of truth in what Adrienne is saying, maybe she is not technically suing
her. Maybe Paul’s attorney sent the letter. He was pretty pissed off at the time, and was going to protect his family. It would not surprise me if Brandi were exaggerating. I know everybody thinks she is a shining beacon of truth, but I think she is full of shit. She decided that she was going raise some serious drama to cement her stature on the show. They told her to bring it, and she brought it. As for Lisa, I have lost major respect for her with this crappy pedestrian show Sur. But now I see why she likes Brandi. She deals with superficial dim-witted drama queens all day and enjoys it. This show is tanking for me. Don’t like a single person on the show. And I think they are all liars and low class famewhores.
Sorry, but I disagree with you re Adrienne. IMO Adrienne is the one who isn’t being honest. She said it herself, “big ole lawsuit” and Adriienne has been caught in lies before.
And I disagree in regards to Yolanda. She’s a full cast member and therefore it’s her business to comment each week about the show, even if she’s not at events for one reason or another.
Would Brandi spent thousands of dollars on atty fees for fun? I don’t think so. Adrienne is clearly lying like a rug.
I agree with you LyndaS, and I cannot wait for Brandi to show Addie the papers and see the look on her face….oh wait, what look?,she only has one lol. I meant to say I cant wait to hear what she has to say when Brandi shows her the papers/proof.
LOL! That’s true, maythel. Ms. MyHoof has only 1 expression. If she tries to smile, it may crack.
This was a DELICIOUS episode! I can believe Lisa didnt invite Faye b/c she doesnt mince words about disliking her. I also get why she didnt want to kick things off by kicking her out, and in Kims absence the gift would fit so…regifted?? No names were present…
WTF got up Taylors arse??? I was shocked to see her going so hard against Adrienne and Kyle, it was so awesomely bad it worked back around to being good. I quite frankly LOVED seeing someone other than Brandi calling these women on the carpet! Granted, Taylor wasnt exactly eloquent in her delivery but she was right, they tried to make it seem like she was comparing apples to oranges when she was straight up talking about two granny-smiths…
Camille’s gift was a nice gesture and she knows Lisa is a big enough woman to know what it was. Sorry Yolanda wasnt there to sssshhhhh some more arse as it would’ve been needed but she hit the mother of all nails on the Adrienne issue! I also kind of liked how blase she was about ‘she only has one horse’ and I’ll explain why. 1 She’s no doubt getting the best of the best which are uber-expensive, she outlined in the beginning how expensive their boarding and maintenance is and despite having tons of money, she’s exercising some smart self-control in NOT caving to the ‘norms’ of what the ‘other girls have’ which shows she doesnt need to compete and she’s not about flaunting or over-extending herself financially. 2. For a young woman/child, a single horse is a lot of work, and she doesnt need two, and just because the rest may have more, Yolanda teaches her daughter that less is more which is leading by example and is not done enough of any of these shows. LOVED HER FOR THAT!!! I love riding but my aunt has her entire life devoted to it and works so hard and has literally set up life insurance policies to take care of her horses if anything happened to her and they’re not uber-expensive breeds, they’re quarter-horses which arent exactly high-end thoroughbreds which can go for several hundred thousand dollars apiece (just to purchase not counting the land, boarding, food, time, energy, vets, medicine, shoes, hay, grain, tack,etc. it adds up fast…)
I was p!ssed at seeing Faye in the car and the three of them reminded me of the Three Witches from Macbeth!!! which was awesomely horrible! They really are! I have to agree with Ms.SH, Marissas hubby is hawt and I’d love to have a man that looks like that to sleep with for years on end! Although she did say what just about every woman and man feel at one point or another in any long-term relationship, saying and doing are two very different things. I remember the entire beginning from some extended preview it seemed like this episode was only 30 minutes, I want an extended cut of this like they did with the original Dinner Party from Hell, we need more!!!! Between the car-rides and the way Taylor acted up, there had to be soooo much more! Its nice to see Brandi forging a friendship with Yolanda but I think the reason she was doing this show was to jump-start her ‘lifestyle-brand’ (remember hearing David say that in one of his interviews on this show or another).
LOVED THIS EPISODE!! I WANT MORE!!!!! If this were any other franchise Brandi would’ve had bound copies of the emails, legal crap and any other evidence in her case, one for each housewife and friend thereof….
Brandi is always eyeing, flirting and commenting on other women’s husbands. She hates that her husband, oops ex-husband cheated on her but she appears more than willing to take someone else’s husband. She wants to be the wife of a rich man and her envy of her friend’s lifestlyes is SOO pathetically obvious.
I luv Brandi and I admire her strenght for going through what she did/while pregnant and not going nuts! . I believe all Brandi wants, is to be happy,take loving care of her children and find peace.,she is honest/maybe too honest but she has a pure heart IMO and isnt used to these type of ( women) aka Addie/Maggie?Saggie Mae.
That’s fine but weren’t we told by our parents (if we had respectable parents) that we don’t have too voice EVERYTHING we think or comes to mind? And Kim has had one good point in all these seasons and that was Brandi just throws things out there. I don’t like Kim but Brandi did say that Kim was on Meth. When she mentioned that at the Arab restaurant and told Brandi she threw something out that wasn’t true, Brandi’s response was that “it was just incorrect. That doesnt means it wasn’t true” If she wld have just said Kim had an addiction that wld have bn one thing and true, but she said she was on meth. Brandi says whatever comes to her twisted, delusional little mind with out thinking about the truth, the consequences or anyone else’s feelings. She suffers from arrested development. She is the bad child that when they can’t get good attention she will act out and get bad attention. With Brandi (and Trailor Trash) it’s I want attention at any cost. She is trash, her book is trash and she needs to grow the F-uck up (As she wld say) But I can tell u one thing, if she ever told my husband to “shut the F-ck up (like she said to Kyles husband) she wld never be able to form the f word ever again. And after she yelled that at Mariccio she had the nerve to say it was about her kids when her statement did irreparable damage to Adrienne’s twins. She is pathetic and trashy! She needs to go back to whatever trailor park she came from!
If its incorrect that means its not true!
Seems like you have a real ( hate) for Brandi .,as for Brandi saying Kim was on Meth, well she WAS very close there. I have to disagree with you on many opinions you have made. I think Brandi is not an attention seeker or spoiled, or comes from a trailor park . Even if she did come as you say from a trailor park, what does that have to do with anything?
If Brandi told my husband to stfu I know my husband would of let it go/fly off him because he could see where it came from. As far you talking that comment and wanting to phyically hurt someone like*Brandi * IMO that screams anger issues. Swine is trash…Brandi is nowhere near Trash nor will she ever be. With the stuffy, uppy, pretend, fakeness in TRHOBH, Brandi is a breath of fresh air and is real…and I luv it and her for speaking her mind.
You hit the nail right on the head.
Thank you bsbfankaren. I was aiming.
Adrienne did the damage to her kids, as the comment was never aired and no therapist would advocate building a child/parent relationship on lies, they’d advocate open communication. If some man who really didnt know me was going off on me and what I should do, completely contradicting himself from the filmed and publicly viewed opinions he’d used to keep people out of his home from the last season I’d have told him to shut the F up too… He’s a grown man who has no business getting involved, he’s not Adrienne & Pauls lawyer so he should’ve been quiet. Kyle should’ve tightened his collar that night and told him to shut it much earlier than she did.
On another note- I cannot tell you how many times I’ve used the EXPRESSION: Are you on crack??? when someone is acting completely out of their minds-crazy, and that was how KIM WAS ACTING. Then she and her sister jump up and start barking obscenities like two junk-yard dogs. Do you recall the words coming from Kims mouth that ‘You’re a slut-pig!!”, then using her own daughter and trying to throw her into the fight at last yrs. white party??? Please- she’s been acting like a fruit-cake, and Brandi called her out on it. It wasnt in a nice way, but she was defending herself against the infallible Richards Sisters who were trained by the mother of all b!tches!!
Brandi does throw things out there…in response to LOADED QUESTIONS BEING ASKED OF HER!! As they say, dont mess with the bull if you dont want to get the horns
Yes, yes, yes. It’s one thing not to tell your kids until they are older that you used a surrogate, it’s another to concoct an elaborate story that they will know when you tell the truth, was a complete and total fabrication.
Junkyard dogs is perfect!!
Let us not forget, by that point, Brandi had been pushed to the outer limits. She had been made fun of, excluded from the rest of the ladies, lied about, etc. Kim was over two hours late for game night. There was no food and lots of alcohol. Kim kept hiding in the bathroom and was making no sense. Yes, this does seem like she was partaking in some illegal substance. Maybe Brandi should have more delicate but she had had enough. I think if I were attacked I might have said the same thing. Nor do we know what was left on the cutting room floor. You have been too harsh in your assessment, could it be you have a vested interest in bashing Brandi-Leanne?
I was wondering the same thing.
Great post Kelley I agree totally,..be careful though the Brandi- Lisa worshipers are going to come at you hard in 3…2…1………
Yeah, I’m not sure what you’re talking about. The silliness between Brandi and Ken is mutual, harmless, playfulness that she knows is perfectly O.K. with Lisa. I’ve not seen Brandi hit or even flirting with anyone else’s husband, nor do I think she would.
You can see that Lisa encourages them to act the way they do! Lisa and Ken have the most solid relationship out of any of these shows! For anyone to say that Brandi behaves like a husband poacher is ridiculous. I think the advice she gives to Marissa about her comments ‘coming off a certain way’, and ‘not to forget it!’ (regarding how much she really loves her husband) shows that she’s trying to be a constructive friend, not someone waiting for the opportunity to pounce. Lisa had made a comment about liking Brandi being around b/c whatever fantasy Ken could have would be dashed by her height (which he has a funny retort to, but they enjoy ‘winding each other up’ as they admitted to Martin). I think the dynamic between the three of them is amazing to be honest, its genuine and funny and there should be more of that kind of interaction shown.
One can tell it’s a true friendship because they really do enjoy each other’s company. Although in many ways Lisa is a mentor to Brandi, Lisa also let’s her know that she appreciates exactly who she is as does Ken. I could use a few friendships like that.
Awesome post, Cadetpink!
Hey, it’s Miles here, gonna stir the pot a little, since it’s my birthday WEEK. We “gwanna ” celebrate for the whole week. Since I’m drunk, I forgot what I was going to say, but so what!!!
Anyhow, hey MP,how would you like to go cruising with me in my 55?
Happy Birthday, Miles!
Happy birthday, Miles…glad you’re having a great night!
Happy Birthday! I’m a fan of celebrating all week. I also do that. (and I am also an Aquarian) I think my brain is still recovering from the party we had on Saturday night. lol
Happy Birthday Miles – Make it a Great Week!!!!
WoooHoo! Would love to Miles. I have birthday weeks too. Hope yours is going great!!!!
That kitten is so cute!
I know so precious.
Of courseeeee that’s what it is… Teresa’s fault. Phew.
Lisa found out what she already knew; no amount of pleading for civility between these women will make any difference. It was pearls before swine at the beautiful tea party. How many more ridiculous dinners/tea parties are planned so that the same animosities can be shared? If so, they need to change the name to Nasty Dinners of the RHOBH.
Maybe Lisa had a gift for Faye that was intended for the no-show Kim. I am still waiting for this intervention that was leaked for Trailor. I would be very happy if Adrienne, Kyle, Kim and Trailor were not back next season.
swine is a idiot
But she made a very, very good point. Why was the letter her husband had sent to Camille from a lawyer a bad thing, but it’s perfectly fine when Adrienne does it and then lies about it. I’m sure Brandi has the proof and has shown it to at least Lisa. She was also completely right about Bernie leaking things to the tabloids, although again, Adrienne is lying about. Personally I think Adrienne used her employee as her beard, but who knows for sure.
LOL – Yes she IS!
Also, it is so annoying when Kyle does her fake british accent. Enough already
Ugh, yes! I agree, so annoying…
Especially since Lisa has asked her to stop doing it.
I couldn’t agree more. Kyle was not born with an edit or decency button.
Keep noticing the left side above Adrienne/Maggie Mae’s eyebrow.Looks like the needle marks are showing and outside in the sun she looked bruised or darker there.Her hairline looks funny too.I guess pre menopause is doing damage to her hair.Looks like she is going downhill.
Kim needs a big dog to care of for sure.She is so unstable good thing the male housekeeper Milton and assistant Wendy is there to feed him.Kim is out to lunch everyday.
Pre-menopause? Adrienne is in her early fifties. I’m thinking menopause has already begun.
I think her menopause is already over and done!
Yofo said most kids in Malibu have a couple of horses, but her daughter only has one……poor thing. Cuz according to Yofo that’s all she can afford…….really yofo?
Yofo is pain in the Lemon!! I wish she would just keep sucking on Lemons!
Maybe she wasn’t trying to put on airs and display her wealth in front of poor Brandi. Funny yet refreshing.
It could be that she wasn’t talking about money. I’m sure that with the time spent riding a grooming and competitions it is very time consuming. It could be that YoFo expects her daughter to care for her horse for the most part and she wouldn’t have time to care for more than one horse on her own.
Only in America would someone take a mother wanting to instill a work ethic into her girls by teaching them the value of money, responsibility and not using her husbands wealth to fund their extra-curricular activities as a BAD OR NEGATIVE THING! Who is anyone to question how/why Yolanda spends the money at her disposal?
I agree with the above poster in that within the Equine-community there’s a lot more to consider than just the cost of the animal itself. They have so many needs- hell my aunt who has two has her entire life set up around them, even has her life-insurance set up to take care of the horses should something happen to her.
On a totally different note, I’m so glad the other housewives didnt get the same house-tour that Brandi gave Taylor, Lisa never would’ve heard the end of it when it came to that photo in Kens closet (which I think is super sweet that he has a little ‘Lisa’ area in his space, and she looked good from what we could see in the photo…)
I agree wholeheartedly with everything you said!
cadet: Here’s WHY… because YoFo is a willing participant on a “reality” show! Speculation is all a part of the never-ending cycle of the soap-opera based Housewives franchises. Kindly do not attack fellow commenters… this is fair warning. Please proceed with expressing your views! TFC!! SH
Didnt mean to attack anyones posts, was asking more than anything, but point taken. You’re absolutely right in that speculation is what does make this type of forum so entertaining.
Cadet, Yolanda was referring to finances, FYI I am very well aware and familiar with the equine world, and have lived VERY well, and therefore feel comfortable in saying what I did about yofo, it wasn’t negative or an insult, I enjoy seeing ppl live well and appreciate many qualities yofo has. I believe the PRESUMTION was on your end here not mine
I think you’re right b/c I did take it as a sarcastic remark and in watching all of these shows and seeing some of the asinine purchases made by the housewives and friends thereof is annoying and in my opinion sets a poor example for their children most of the time. Its nice to see a woman of means showing some shrewd financial decisions as opposed to, say Teresa who taught her toddlers that spending all their money in one shopping spree was ‘totally fine b/c I only raise diva’s’ or whatever her ‘rationale’ was. It also made me think of Pam/Dana’s lollipop and her ‘Valentinoooo’ and that incessant name dropping irked the sh!te out of me. What annoys me isnt what they do, say, or spend perse, rather the way they advertise it. Sorry if my comment came off as combative as I can be overly opinionated…
Cadet no worries, yes Teresa and the other HWs are pathetic and have no scruples to pass on to their off spring, and live way beyond their means. But we know that is not the case with Yofo, cuz yofo does have style.
Presumption
I agree 100% too!!
when I was a preteen I wanted a horse so bad I couldnt understand why we couldnt just put it in the garage next to the car.
I think I am going to be taking riding lessons for the first time, in the summer, and I am very excited! We were not allowed horses growing up, though we lived on a farm, so I have very little experience. I felt a little silly about wanting to start lessons, being that I am a grown woman, until I met someone else who just started and found out they have classes especially for women.
I was waiting for SWINE to steal items from Lisa’s closet while taking the tour of the home.
I wanted her to! It’d shake things up to see Taylor stashing smalls up her skirt, in her hair, bra, mouth.
I do not condone stealing, but it’d be fun to watch.
Did you notice that Traylor-Park was making very odd faces as she went from room to room? She looked more strange than usual. Maybe, it was the look of envy!
It took a few minutes to register with Traylor where she was and that Brandi was giving her a tour of Lisa’s house. Her crazy faces probably had something to do with trying to not clench her teeth. I forgot for a minute they don’t like each other.
Hahaha. Traylor-Park could also have been annoyed that Lisa didn’t see fit to give her the personal tour and left that job up to Traylor’s arch nemesis, Brandi. After all, Brandi was very familiar with the entire house – something Traylor-Park (Queen of the Grifters) wishes she knew – for future reference (wink!).
Marisa has an issue being uneducated and from a middle class suburban background. She clearly needs to feel superior to her husband who is pretty much from Old Hollywood royalty.
To be clear I like Marisa but her insecurity regarding herself and her husband is uncomfortable to watch.
She is clearly over having sex with her husband, isn’t she? Holy moly, hot damn with a side of I feel bad for Dean
Me too. How emasculating for him to hear all of these comments.
Yep, she’s over having sex with him, and I like her, but that has to be hard on his ego for her to tell it to the world. He’s so nice looking and likeable, I can’t imagine how he puts up with that. All the women in BH’s that would love to latch onto him, that’s the last thing I’d be telling if I were her. I bet he has women hitting on him left and right since she’s told everyone how uninterested in the bedroom she is with him! Yolanda zinged her back this week in her blog,,,,she said she hoped as a mom, Marisa didn’t have to listen to the wife of one of her boys saying the things that Dean’s mother is having to listen to. They’ll have another twitter feud this week for sure!
Marisa might not have gone to higher education, but unlike Vyle she was actually born and raised in Beverly Hills.
Her husband was. I think Marisa said she was raised in the midwest.
That is a fact and unlike Vyle at least she admits her education/truth and was born and raised in Beverly Hills….Quote Vyle” I was born and raised in Beverly Hills, this Is MY TOWN…eerk …stop you fibber! You wish upon a star it is/was ever will be ( your town).
Ha! Vyle forgot to mention that Kim supported her childhood in Beverly Hills.
Marisa is from old Hollywwood royalty. Her family has movies studios. She is a BH native.
Marisa is a Zanuck by marriage, and not by birth.
Yes, but I think Marisa is born and bred in BH, don’t know if she was monied or what, but she is a BH girl, that’s how she met her hubbend
I thought I heard her say the midwest, but I must have been thinking of someone else.
She was born in BH, according to the story link below. She definitely doesn’t seem like a BH native though considering her straightforward demeanor.
http://stoopidhousewives.com/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/marisa-zanuck-bio-and-links-fb-twitter/
Trailor Trash is drunk and on WWHL.She says Kyle has Japanese hair extentions.She will tell any and everything on anyone when she is drunk.
She is trash. But thankfully Nigel is so hot I can barely notice her.
She’s starting to resemble BubbaJax more and more since they do share the same blood type – A for Al-kee-holll!
Trailor Trash is a pathetic drunk who steers EVERY situation towards her and her the pathetic mess she calls her life! She is narcissistic and pathetic! Did I say pathetic? She makes me want to vomit!
You are so right; it wasn’t her tea party and there was tension, but leave it up to Tray Trash to bring it back to her and her past. What day is trash day? It needs to be picked up!
I was glad Trailor showed out…again. I just wish she had been real honest and told who all was at the meeting at the Polo Lounge and bust Kyle. I don’t think for a minute Lisa knew Fayke was going to be there, and vile Kyle didn’t tell her because she knows Lisa doesn’t like Fayke. I think the gift was for Kim, and I’m like the rest of you,,,,Kim was higher than Cooter Brown(whoever that is). Sounds like nest week is when Trailor starts losing it, when she made that phone call to Kim, she didn’t even know that Kennedy was with them. Trailor was getting on a plane flying off into the sunset with her new love, and had no idea where poor little Kennedy was. That poor little girl needs to be seeing a shrink from all that has happened to her in her short life, there’s no telling what’s going on with that child.
Lisa sure knows how to decorate and make things look so good, she should be a decorator.
Sorry this OT, but I’ve researched the identity of Cooter Brown. All I’ve found is in a slang dictionary that defines “Cooter Brown” as a drunk.
I have said that before that Kyle wears hair extensions and no one believed me!
Toward the end of the show, Kyle tweeted in to tell Shana to clarify that what she said about the extensions was a joke and she did.
^^^ funniest comment of the day!
I happened to catch WWHL and couldn’t believe how drunk Shana was. She was spilling all the dirt! She said Adrienne is a “liar”. She made that comment about Kyle’s japanese extensions (I don’t think it was a joke!!!!!!!), etc. Andy looked aghast. I WISH it could have been at least an hour of her spilling everything! Maybe she’ll be the one housewife who tells everything the minute she’s fired!!!! She’s a loose canon. Couldn’t believe she was honest about the handbag thing, and said that everything in her life is a fake. I was waiting for her to also admit to killing Russel!!
I was shocked she copped to sleeping with a married man on the show, then seemed to look at him in the audience!?!?! She was totally GONE… Also Nigel admitting all of the different scenarios he’d slept with different women in was too funny! WWHL for me is either a total bore, or its beyond hysterical (like when Larry King was on and was like ‘is this seriously a real show??? I was crying laughing so hard at that)
Yup, she pretty much admitted to everything! Had she been given the right questions, we would have found out a lot about the show! Andy looked like he was shaking in his shorts! LOL
No, I didn’t see it. I’ll have to check it out! I’m sure that Bravo edited whatever might be truthful about them though!
Kim was hit in the nose by a kilo of Columbian goo goo dust. I got high just listening to her on the phone with Lisa.
Lol she was loopy as hell on that call. She had the Colombian flu.
ROFL!!! Columbian flu!!!!!!!!!!
Lol! Oh ya, Kim dipped into those pain meds and chased ‘em back with Mauritzeeeo’s amaaaaaazing gin. She’s got some nerve to blame her issues on her dog.
When exactly did she have time to get Rex, the wonder dog anyway? Did she get him on the way to the nose job clinic? She can’t take care of herself. How can she take care of a pet with needs ( to go for a walk, to be fed and watered on a schedule, etc.)? I have a feeling that dog will end up with Kennedy, waiting to be found (someplace) by his owner-mommy.
often people who’re sober are told that a pet could help them stay motivated b/c you have to have a more consistent schedule, and if you can nurture the pet you can continue nurturing yourself plus there’s a huge therapeutic value in having a dog especially. I dont think that a potentially agressive breed was the right choice b/c a toy dog or an older dog from a shelter isnt as high maintenance a choice though. But I know I’m not alone in that at some of my lowest times I got through b/c I had my bug to take care of and didnt want to leave her b/c sometimes its much easier to love a pet, or child more than you at a certain time can love yourself. Its a reflexive relationship.
btw- Taylor now has a little white dog (like the one she made Russell get rid of b/c of Kennedy’s allergies, why is it ok now? just wondering b/c it stuck out, the dog could have hair like mine does and is therefore hypo-allergenic but it seemed a bit hypocritical of her).
Yes, pets can be life savers (literally), but the wrong breed can be the opposite. Yes, I noticed Traylor-Park’s addition too. What the hell is up with that deal? Suddenly, Kennedy no longer has allergies OR the breed has hair and is not a problem. This one does look like the birthday one to me, though. I thought at the time, that Traylor didn’t want to take care of it and made up the excuse to spare Kennedy’s feelings or to get back at Russell because he didn’t listen to her in the place.
I’m reeling from the SWINE anthrax exposure in this episode. MissAndy really went slummin’ it tonight having that biohazard on WWHL. ‘Scuse me while I go vomit…
I can’t believe Lisa expects Kyle to take her side against her friends! And gosh, Lisa is one vindictive grudge holder. She obviously hasn’t moved on with Addrien and she never will. I think it’s time for Kyle to separate herself from that old hag as far as she can.
Kyle defends Adrienne and Faye constantly so what is so wrong with Lisa expecting the same treatment?
Kyle tries to change the subject every time the reunion talk comes up, she don’t want Lisa asking her too many questions. I think that’s why Kim is not filming much this season, Kyle is afraid Kim will let it slip out during one of her binges she has.
Yes, but against people whom she isn’t really friendly with. When my friends have a fall outs, I don’t get involved, bc eventually they make up. We all do and move on, else, you won’t have any friends left.
I agree about not getting involved personally but we’re talking about Vyle. She’s very selective about when she gets involved and when she doesn’t. That seems to be Lisa’s problem with Vyle.
That is Byle/Vyles problem ( one of them) that she selects whos argument she gets involved with and when she does not.
And tonight when talking with Lisa turns on the fake crying with no tears to try and get Lisa to feel sorry for her., I just has to laugh at that attempt for ( oh Lisa please feel bad for me) I feel bad that you gave maurice the selling of your home and because of that he became ( a somebody) and had the money to open his own buisness…due to you!, but since then I have no use for you and I am so jealous of your friendship with Brandi that I cry fake tears and will kiss your a&& again…News Flash Manhands, Lisa has your # and isnt buying ANYTHING you are selling.
I don’t blame Lisa one bit for not wanting a friendship with Adrienne, either. I’d be civil because I had to work with her, but that’s all I’d be. Kyle was in on that meeting to ‘get Lisa’, and I can’t wait for the truth to come out. I agree, it’s time Lisa put Kyle in the same category that Ad is in, just a working relationship and nothing more.
If Lisa has moved past things with Adrian… Then why does she continue to bring it up?
She brings it up to Vyle because Vyle still won’t own it. She changes the subject and cries. Gag
Exactly. Moving past it does not mean forgetting it. She is going to be cordial with Adrienne, but a real friendship is out of the cards for good. It’s funny though. Adrienne waiting nearly a year to apologize to Lisa and then only did so when the camera’s were rolling, and yet she expect Brandi to crawl to Beverly Hills on her hands and knees to beg her forgiveness? Please! Adrienne does not practice what she preaches.
Mel I agree,…when 2 friends are disagreeing what is wrong with the 3 rd friend staying out of it? Or at least respectfully intervening ? Lisa wanted Kyle to tell camile to shut the F up? That’s her demand? Are we serious?….ok so why didn’t Lisa tell Addrienne to shut the F up at the tea party when she and Brandi were arguing? By her own rules shouldn’t that have been the proper response? Lisa is arrogant and impossible to like,..she must be reading these blogs and believing she is perfect and untouchable because she seems to be getting more arrogant by the episode,..I don’t get all the people who support her.
I think you’re missing the point, all these women get involved in all the arguments. Lisa keeps bringing up the “selling of the stories to ragmags” because no one objected to what Adrienne was saying. They took it as the truth, it has since been proven that Lisa does not do that (Bernie does). In her business, that could ruin her if the celebs thought that. not only that, but the other women made negative statements which came out of thin air. Especially Kyle, who Lisa thought was her true friend. She was unaware of their resentment. She was called a pot stirrer, a manipulator, preys on the weak………etc.
There are times in our lives where we sit back and don’t get involved in arguments with our friends but this is not the case with the HWs.
Kyle was extremely rude by bringing Rancid along to the party. I can’t believe for a minute Lisa would invite that piece of trash. I hope Lisa counted the silver after they all left.
I agree with you that Byle was extremely RUDE bringing Rancid to the party. i think Byle kisses Addie/Maggie/Saggie a$$ because she got free botox from Paul and Mauric Mom got a free face lift & Kim got…lets say free or low cost mate-ti-ness for her family., and she now is trying so hard to get back in good with Lisa because now Paul & Addie are divorced so no more free/reduced check ups for her, Kim,& Mama Maurice.
Vyle can’t kiss Vanderump. Lisa clearly wants Vyle to support her publicly-not that she needs defending (she has her shit in one sock). It’s the principality.
Vyle is sorry for being *caught* by Lisa via the fake tears(Vyle) and the lack of support, Lisa has her # now and will call her out on all of it if she hasent already on camera or off I hope we get to see it..
Exactly, and someone needs to tell Kyle that “moving on’ doesn’t mean the friendship will ever be exactly the same as it was. It’s not holding a grudge but protecting one’s self, as she should.
I couldnt agree with you more bsbfankaren. Vyle/Byle/Lip/Licking/Lizzard/ Jaw perpetuating/ does not know what *moving on* means.She just loves to stir the pot because she then feels important in her mind.
I wonder what would happen if someone cut her hair lets say to her neck? Would she be rid of her so called strength aka looks?
We’d hear about it everyday the show is on, in the blogs/tabloids when the show wasn’t on, and she’d post her hairs progress on FB every single day. No, it would not be about “moving on” for her.
Haaaahaaaaa, you are so right on the money! We would hear about it on blogs/tabloids/turbotax etc. Vyle is stuck in the past and wishes she could of been what Kim had achieved in her lifetime, Vyle only knows how to steal/rip off from her sister early fame and now her house. Thats what Vyle calls *moving on*.
I think Bravo invited her.
Haaahaaaaaaaaaa, you may be right.
If Adrienne’s lawyer sent Brandi’s lawyer a letter then why did Brandi say she had to go get an attorney the day the group (minus Adrienne) met at the Arab restaurant (when again Trailor Trash made it about herself). Don’t u need a too already have an attorney to have one sent to him/her? If Adrienne’s lawyer sent a letter to Brandi’s lawyer as she stated then why wld Brandi say she had to get an attorney that day? Brandi is a bitter, disgusting, attention seeking w-ore. Oh I’m sorry a F-cking bitter, disgusting, attention seeking w-hore. But if Brandi was here I’m sure she wld tell to shut the F-ck up! What a trashy female b/c she’s definitely not a lady!
I’m not a stranger to the courtroom and most people don’t have an attorney on permanent retainer. Too expensive. Most likely it’s the attorney she used for her divorce or an attorney she knows. She got a letter, took it to an attorney and had to hire them to respond to Adrienne’s demand she stop talking about her. There was probably a flurry of letters between Adrienne’s attorney and Brandi’s attorney. Adrienne’s own words threatened a lawsuit. She might not have “filed” a lawsuit, but there is not a doubt in my mind that she threatened to sue in the letter. Adrienne and softcore Camille are splitting hairs. It’s an insult to viewers.
And attorneys don’t charge any less to respond to another attorney simply because a lawsuit “hasn’t been filed”. It’s still going to cost you quite a bit just to pay the retainer and pay for the attorneys time to respond. Unless people are familiar with the civil courts and how ridiculous they are, you have no idea how much something like this can cost. Adrienne is a money bully.
Thank you for pointing all this out. Since Adrienne is choosing to parse words and so is Kyle, people are believing that since there is no filed lawsuit then there was no reason to hire an attorney, when clearly there was.
Lest not forget the important lesson from Mauricio….If a friend with a little money threatens to sue a friend with a lot of money, you side with the one’s being threatened, if a ‘friend’ has little money and is being sued or threatened by another friend who has a lot of money, you side with the one’s who’re bringing litigation b/c you can make bank from selling their houses, and you should call them (against any advice of your attorneys) and the situation will magically go away!
Law 101 by Mauricio…
LOL! So, so true.
Nah. I was a paralegal for over 30 years and she wouldn’t have to pay $10,000 (or was it $20,000) to respond to a threatening letter!!! That’s ridiculous! I would have had that letter in my purse if I were Brandi, just to throw it in Adrienne’s face and prove that she WAS trying to intimidate her!
Me too. I would’ve brought the letter to the tea party and passed out copies if necessary. That would’ve shut Ad up once and for all.
I agree!!
Yes, that’s exactly what their doing. It was one just like Camille got, that got her thrown out of the White party when MaggieMae said ‘friends don’t sue friends’/ I can understand why Trailor had to say something this time, but it’s a shame she messed up that nice tea party Lisa worked so hard on.
So true Bubbies. I think Brandi used the same attorney she used for her divorce, makes perfect sense., and Addie is a liar. Yes I said it,It really is an insult to us viewers.
I’m thinking all the girls have lawyers on retainer as a part of their Bravo contract.
If you worked in this business you’d be stupid not to.
Guess we’ll soon find that out because Brandi said she was going to email a copy to all of them.
IMO Adrienne is the one who’s not telling the truth. She called Brandi a liar and said Brandi was lying about the whole surrogate thing, then she admitted it was true in that rag magazine.
You seem to be the bitter, angry one with your unlady-like comments, Adrienne
LOL!
Before I read all the comments, the reason there was a gift for Rancid Resnick was because Kim didn’t show up, so she actually got Kim’s gift.
I am also loving that Yolanda is being thrifty with HER money, and not expecting her new husband to support her children’s lifestyles. She wants to make sure she is financially set for the future, rather than spending all her money now, so it makes sense that she would not want to purchase multiple horses for her daughter, since a really good jumping horse can run as much as a million as I’ve read in the past, or at the least a few hundred thousand. She has to be one of the few cast members in Housewife’s history to NOT want to live beyond her means and actually think about the future. What a novel concept!
Lastly, the naked photo of Lisa was beautiful and classy. Nothing was visible, and yet it was very sexy.
Yolanda’s daughters horse is not a million dollar horse nor is it in the 100s of thousands you can buy a nice horse for a young girl to ride in the 10s of thousands. Yolanda’s delivery made it sound like Yolanda was hard up for cash, regardless if she really wanted her daughter to have another horse I’m sure Mohammed hadid could splurge.
Yes, but that’s not just a nice horse to ride, but a champion show horse. Yolanda’s daughter has been competing with that horse for a few years and won several competitions. If that is not an expensive horse, then they just got extraordinarily lucky. If you go to Yolanda’s website you can read about her daughter and how she’s training for a try at the Olympics.
I wonder how many times they had to re-shoot that scene due to the YoLo and Brandi cracking up over the absurdity of it. Poor Yolo. So broke she gonna have to have a lemonade stand or sumpin just to raise the funds for feed. bahahahaahaha
I would hope that Brandi got it, particularly after her divorce. It’s fine to throw money around to prove something to other’s, but it’s better to use your money wisely even if you’d like to spend it on multiple horses for your daughter, because the future has to be considered and not simply the present. While Yolanda’s ex and her present husband’s could shell out the money and not think about it twice, she is teaching her daughter’s a far more valuable lesson by taking care of her daughter’s needs and extra’s on her own, and valuing each and everything she is fortunate enough to provide.
I think her girls, from what I have seen, are not entitled nitwits like some others in Beverly Hills. But YoLo even mentioning the “sacrifice” her daughter is having to make by just making do with the one SHOW horse sorta sets them up to feel less than grateful for the one “rinky dink” horse that momma can provide. It was just silly to even mention it IMO.
Exactly MP, that was my point. If its all about money why does she have a pvt jet, why does she have all the rest of the stuff,? it just sounded soo stupid, and I don’t think it was about keeping her daughter grounded it was about something else. Just didn’t see the point in that comment. And bsfranken, her daughters horse is not in the millions, although its a nice one and obviously cost alot of money.
It’s either her present husband’s jet as she said he really likes them, or he rented it for her. That doesn’t mean it’s coming out of her own pocket though.
I don’t know how much that particular horse is worth, but as I was saying since it is a show horse it would be worth more than a horse someone would give their kid to simply ride around on.
Perhaps my perceptions are a little different in that my step father didn’t pay for any of my activities, but paid for his own children. My activities were completely financed by my mother, and so I get that Yolanda would be more careful with her finances and not find it affordable to buy her daughter multiple horses.
I hear you BS, but Yolanda’s ex Mohamed is probably as rich or richer than David Foster, so there shouldn’t be an issue with the cost of the horse or it’s expenses, unless of course he’s tight with the money with his kids. The plane was David’s or chartered by David. Yolanda mentioned that in Vegas; also, she used the plane to go to Ojai.
Wealthy people are notoriously cheap, so it’s entirely possible that he doesn’t contribute more than is absolutely necessary financially, but is more than available to his kids when they need him emotionally.
What sort of horse could I get for $200?
maybe a used one that rocks?
I bought two wonderful horses at an auction in LA. Skippy and Alpo named after the dog food they were being auctioned for. Alpo my Appaloosa was a bit touched and would break out of the barn and into the house to wake me up from time to time. When we had to move I gave them to a wonderful family that I knew would take care of them. I have a problem with selling family and they were my babies.
A whole my little pony collection.
Love YoFo Lemonade stand.
Liking Yolanda myself, esp.with her analogies of Byle/Addie/Swine.Yes you are right, the photo of Lisa was beautiful and classy, and I would bet for Kens eyes only. I bet he is proud of her picture.
Civil procedure varies by state but generally a Complaint filed with the appropriate court kicks off a lawsuit. It names a plaintiff, defendant, provides the deadline to respond. It’s the only document requiring a response. Not responding admits the complaint’s allegations. Even if someone drops a suit, the Complaint stays on file with the court. It’s usually a good idea to respond to a letter from an attorney. A letter is no way the same as filing a lawsuit. It is when somebody usually says sorry wont’ do it again, etc. Brandi’s attorney could’ve scratched out a response in a minute-even free if they had a good working relationship. A legal aid attorney or paralegal with atty approval of course could take care of that.
This is a dumb lie. Ad’s either suing or she isn’t. I can totally see Ad enjoying scaring Brandi with a letter. Then again maybe it was Paul’s atty.
Yeah, but I think your missing something here. The letter contained the threat of a lawsuit if Brandi did not live up to or agree to specific terms. She needed to hire an attorney to respond to the letter. While she could have done so herself, she also needed him to read it to make sure she was aware of the provisions set out in the letter, then make a decision whether or not to respond or simply agree to the terms. To me it would have been foolish to simply get a legal aid attorney to respond to a letter from someone who can afford to have the best on retainer, and perhaps put wording in the letter that could lead to an eventual lawsuit and I’m not sure a legal aid attorney would have wanted to be involved in the first place, since it was likely more then simply reading a letter. Adrienne is parsing words and at the same time lying about the existence of the letter, something that Brandi can easily prove. Adrienne banked on her not having the proof with her at that moment, and struck while the iron was hot.
Has anybody seen this letter yet? Brandi said Ad and/or Paul were suing her. Ad and Paul were lawsuit this and that at the party, but without a suit, it was talk. Ad and Paul’s atty sent Brandi or her atty a letter advising this or that. Brandi handled it. I mentioned legal aid because of the focus on her finances. Many successful careers begin at legal aid. Not that Bravo would let a “housewife” resort to legal aid. How would that look??
I like Brandi fine but I think there’s much less to this than meets the eye.
I’ve been to legal aid in the past because of a possible lawsuit, and was advised to hire an attorney. Apart from criminal law and uncontested divorce, legal aid has a tendency to steer clear of cases that involve civil court, at least in my experience, that may not be extremely cut and dried.
I didnt read through all the comments on here but yes, two things that actually got to me during tonites episode. That Yolanda can only afford one horse? I was like are you effin kidding us or what, she can afford a whole effin stable of show jumping horses. # 2.. Lisas party with Sur bartenders wearing wife beaters (guinea tee’s) hello? if you are wealthy and want to have boy toys at your tea with no tea party.. cant hot guys wear something hot besides tee’s? Serving sandwiches and beverages with your arm pit hairs hanging out are not very sanitary, Im surprised nobody was grossed out by this because I sure was.. and I dont even like in their “high style flutin world” .
I agree with you about the pit hairs near food. That is a big gross out for me. I don’t care how hot the guy might be. I don’t want his sweaty pits anywhere near my food.
She was just pushing her show. And, how was it that Brandi didn’t recognize the guys there?? She’s always with Lisa and she’s been seen in SUR so many times that I’d think she would know the servers on a first-name basis. It’s all bull.
Unless Brandi spends her time sitting at the bar, she’s probably aware that there are move than two bartender’s at Sur, and I got the impression of Vanderpump Rules that Jax only works part time, so it’s entirely possible she didn’t recognize them. I mean it’s not like Kyle walked up and addressed them by name either.
Brandi is at SUR much more often than Kyle, so I thought she’d know the servers. There aren’t that many!
I don’t know that for sure, since Kyle keeps trying to pretend that they are good friends, plus Kyle has known Lisa longer than Brandi has, so I would think that she would be there more often then Brandi. One interesting tidbit that came out on Vanderpump Rules (my 18 year old loves the show by the way) that Frank one of the bartenders said something rude to Kyle while she was at Sur. No one said what it was, but it was added on to the next thing he did to justify firing him.
Hmm, interesting. He must be an idiot, since Brandi is good friends with Lisa. I don’t watch SUR. I tried to watch the initial episode, but it was too painful to endure.
Frank is a douche who looks like an overgrown Dawson, at one point he was like ‘Frank1-Vanderpump0′ and I dont know where any BARTENDER gets off calling any patron a ‘peasant’ that’s just beyond rude. I’m sure he was really ‘praying to get fired’ b/c that’s such a normal thing to do when you’re an indentured servant, I mean paid employee…he spins some serious BS with the ‘commercial real-estate’ bit and how Stassi wound up with him of all the men there is beyond me. He’s acted like an overgrown chimp since he first was shown. It also looks like LL will be on bunny-boil mode in the next episode…should be interesting
I think Kyles envy of Lisa comes from the fact that she’s seemingly the fan favorite, got a successful spin-off whereas her little ‘Favorite Things’ special was a one-off (I refused to watch b/c I dont care what Kyle loves, likes or wouldnt spit on if it were on fire). She’s as petty as they get and as high-school as you can get so I’m pretty sure her not being the reigning queen b is enough of a reason for her to do ANYTHING…
I agree with you about Frank. He is all hot air and absolutely no substance.
I also agree about Kyle, but I don’t think she’s done showing Lisa that she’s not her friend. I predict that whatever Kyle says she doesn’t want to talk about, will be revealed miraculously at the reunion when suddenly Kyle will be compelled to speak her mind, then once again say that Lisa hold’s grudges. Yeah, let me cut my friend down at every opportunity then expect her to simply go on with our friendship as if nothing happened. Kyle is either delusional or believes Lisa is.
How was Vyle “hurt” by Lisa? Did SH post in the past that Lisa and Ken did not use Morris to buy/sell their house? I think at one time Morris had a “pocket listing” for Lisa’s house, but I guess they decided to intentionally “hurt” Vyle and Morris and used another agent.
Actually SH posted that Lisa and Ken used Mo to sell their home, and used their friend to purchase their new home. Whatever way Kyle says that Lisa hurt her, she is not willing to reveal before the camera’s. Personally I think it revolves around Lisa getting her own show, but I’m sure Andy will ask her at the reunion.
Oh! Thank you!
If Lisa used another broker to buy her new house, how would that hurt Kyle??? How immature and bad on the part of a businessperson. You don’t penalize your husband’s client for not using him for every deal. I don’t buy it. And, why should Kyle be mad at Lisa for getting the spinoff show?? Again, makes no sense. There’s got to be more to her disagreements with Lisa than we know.
Oh, I don’t think that’s the reason for whatever hurt feelings Kyle claims to have. She and Mo knew full well that Lisa’s friend Martin is a realtor, they go way back and Kyle and Mo know him. No, whatever it is that Kyle is not bringing up has nothing to do with realty, but I suspect will be brought up at the reunion. Andy isn’t going to let it go.
Ahh but vyle-Kyle is tight with Andy, so I doubt he’d bring up anything that might upset her. He never asks the pertinent questions. He’s a douche..
Loved this episode! And what’s wrong with having a drink or glass of wine in front of your children? Wouldn’t it be worse to hide a drink? I am not talking about excessive drinking but in moderation. Just my 2 cents…..
Agreed.
Isnt it odd that Kyle flat refused to say what Lisa asked her to? I wonder if she ever stubs up on the producers who “suggest” lines for her?
I think that was her ‘attempting’ to show the viewers that she isnt going to have anyone put words in her mouth (as was accused of with the first dinner with Fayke). There really was no other reason for her not to just repeat back to her ‘friend’ what she wanted to hear b/c she clearly tells all her friends what they want to hear, unless its from Brandi or Lisas mouth anyway…
I kind of got a kick out of drunken Taylor. At first I was uncomfortable, and then when she actually called adreianne a liar, I perked right up! Oh Kyle, sigh… She is really coming across as such a mean girl. I stopped liking her when she didn’t defend Lisa at the reunion, but joined in. On season 1 reunion show Lisa defended Kyle when Camille called her a bully. That’s what friends do. Now Lisa sees her for who and what she really is.
And it urkes me that Kyle sees Lisa as holding a grudge, when she must know that their friendship will never be exactly as it was before.
Kyle is scum. Insecure scum at that. Drunk Taylor was a hoot. I’m hoping she’ll be the one to tell all the background dirt about the HWs and the show when she’s severely inebriated! She was close to it last night on WWHL.
Why does Vyle think she can do a British accent? Why does Vyle think that by throwing back her big horsey head and painfully-badly guffawing after making some snide comment, we will all think her snotty barb was actually rapier wit? Why does Vyle think that she has apologized to Lisa when her version of “I’m sorry” always has a “but” after it? An apology is not an apology when it is qualified. It’s more like the non-apology apology of saying “I’m sorry if you THINK I hurt your feelings, blah, blah, blah.” I’d suppose Vyle’s inability to apologize in any sincere way had something to do with her pride, but, what on earth does she have to proud about? Her Mrs. Roper worthy collection of caftans? Her yenta of a husband? Her two faces– neither of which, by the way, Vyle, looks like Demi Moore? As a human, I have made too many mistakes to count. Maybe it’s a function of getting older and, hopefully, a little wiser, but I have come to appreciate the very cathartic and curative effects of admitting fault and saying “I’m sorry. I was wrong.” No ifs, ands or buts. Of course, I won’t hold my breath waiting for any of these “grown” women to learn that lesson. Most of them are about as emotionally mature as toddlers going through the terrible twos. Great recap as always, Sandi Duffy! (Maybe the gift robe Fayke got was meant to be for no-show Kim?)
Kackling Kyle is vapid and vacuous. She’s as dumb as bread. That’s why she is unaware of the fact that Lisa can see and hear the episodes that are being aired that show Kyle’s behind the back comments masked in sarcasm and snickers. .
that is kind of insulting, because even bread knows when to rise to the occasion…
Hahahahahahahaha! That’s funny.
I hope this the last time we see Fay. Can’t stand her. Lisa seemed genuinely surprised to see her, so I’m sure she didn’t invite her. It was really rude of Kyle to take her to the tea party without an invitation, especially because of how rude Fay was to Brandi. I bet Kyle did it cuz Bravo told her to in order to amp up the conflict.
Kyle likes to go with an entourage, to bolster her bullying and baiting routine. She likes to have a sidekick. I can’t stand Fake’s face and voice. Enough of her sanctimonious sermons already!
I doubt Lisa invited Faye… and the extra robe that Faye received would have been Kim’s had she not got beaten up by her dog… (I’m laughing but it’s really not funny). Now, had Kim been there and there was an EXTRA robe, I’d be looking at Lisa funny.
Nice recap. Yes, Traylor-Park opened the can of worms about the lawsuit thingy against Brandi. She gave fair warning that when there’s wine involved, she’s gonna whine and be loud. Lisa did not invite Fake to her party. The extra gift was intended for Dim-Kim who became unavailable because her dog ate her homework (er, bit her nose). How lame an excuse was that??? Kim’s slurred speech made her seem drunk or drugged. Bernie is a galley slave. Who cares what he thinks? I can’t understand why Brandi would have any exchanges with him. The final moment was highlighted by Kackles from Kyle. Ugh!
Thank you Sandi for the outstanding re-cap. I haven’t seen the show yet, but now I just may not. I can’t believe Yolanda telling her daughter she can only afford one horse. Child go to your father, he’ll buy you a farm. Marisa why every week do you dis your husband? One of these days he’s going to tell you to go to hell. When he does he can ring my doorbell. I guess for now I’ve said what I care to say.