SH BLIND ITEM: Guess The Housewife!!… ‘Specially For Coffee Drinkers!!… UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!!

While looking for something else… been looking through tons of past items… came across this fact:

One of the Housewives stated that she drinks 10…ten… yes, T-E-N!…

…10 cups of coffee a day.

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Which Housewife LOVES her some coffee???

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This BI will be revealed on Saturday…

Will simply say that it is NOT…

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PTHousewife!

…and it is NOT Fembot…

LISAH FEMBOT HH

Lisa Hochstein!

NOTE:  If YOU are a coffee drinker like this Housewife, there is some great news for YOU!  According to the NewEnglandJournalofMedicine, drinking coffee is good for you… coffee drinkers live longer!  

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BUT… ten cups a day?  That there is a LOT of coffee drinkin’!!!

As promised… ’cause today IS Saturday, right?  The Housewife who just has to have her daily 10 cups of coffee… IIISSSSSSSSSSS…..

IT’S THE PREVIOUSLY ADORED AND MUCH BELOVED…

ADRIENNE “MAGOOF” MALOOF!!!

From SH December 17, 2011:

“The most surprising facts from her interview is that Adrienne drinks 10 (TEN) cups of coffee a day!  No wonder she stays a size 2… all coffee all day and no eats!  

AND… Adrienne initially did not want to do the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”

“…she initially had zero interest when Bravo came knocking for “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” That was, until she realized the potential reach. “With the way that Bravo markets, I knew it was a win-win situation for me. I went in thinking ‘I’m going to make it a business…’” she says. “And hence, here we are and it’s worked for me and I have used it to my benefit. I knew as a businesswoman that this is why I wanted to do the show because why else would you do this show? It’s either for philanthropic work or as a businessperson.”

ADRIENNE ROD'S KID ARROW

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66 Responses to SH BLIND ITEM: Guess The Housewife!!… ‘Specially For Coffee Drinkers!!… UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!!

  1. Leigh says:

    I think its lea

  2. SuperMoonBeam says:

    It’s Jacko, IF the coffee has Bailey’s in it.

  3. sd says:

    I’m thinking Ramona, that would explain the crazy eyes.

  4. I have no idea….all I’ve seen them drink is booze

  5. Girlfriend says:

    Mama Elsa has her own coffee, mama Elsa?

  6. SH fan says:

    Yeah I think Leah or maybe that is why Auudrianna is a bit touched. It’s gotta be someone from Miami,

  7. Ana Cephaly says:

    It has to be KomaKathy. She needs to drink that much coffee to stay awake. If she bores us to sleep during the few seconds of screen time she has on RHONJ, can you imagine how she must bore herself, just being her. All day. Every day.

  8. Cyn isn’t around, is she? All right. My guess is Adrienne Maloof.

  9. madepiley says:

    Sonja Morgan. And a different intern is assigned to specif coffee duty. The others are in charge of making sure she doesnt spaz out on the toilet and flush another phone.

    • romoshedint!!!!! says:

      Lol! Something tells me that she will manage to flush another phone regardless.

      • madepiley says:

        Based on the appearance of her nightstand and her own admission of running things from her bedroom I reckon her for the type to not let her feet hit the floor till at least 12:00pm an that will be only cause nature calls. Coffee is good for that. All 10 cups consumed before noon…. then she switch to sudafed (she mentioned that too)

        • missingrealityused2bjoan says:

          Egads…whatta life!! How could you feel good physically or mentally with that schedule?

          • madepiley says:

            I dont know but I cant lie and say I plan to try it out next year when dont have to get up and drive the kiddo to school no more. :) I’ll let you know.

            • romoshedint!!!!! says:

              You go girl! :-)

            • missingrealityused2bjoan says:

              lol made…I’m past that point in life and I can tell you…I bet you’ll sleep in some…but you’ll want to get up and going on your day too…

              • madepiley says:

                I have heard that. When I first became a stay at home mom the best advice I ever got what to get up first thing int eh morning and put your shoes on no matter what. Somehow that is supposed to help feel productive. Sometimes I remember to do that.

              • originalcyn1 says:

                Two of m babies (32 & 27) called to talk to their momma about life and the direction it was taking. Made me cry when they told me how wise I had become and they felt comfortable sharing the good and the bad with me. Parenting never ends, neither does the love or the worries.

              • madepiley says:

                Awe that’s so true. Very sweet that your children vocalized that to you. One day mine might too :)

  10. ninjapanda1 says:

    Sonja, she had three cups one morning a couple of seasons ago.

    • ninjapanda1 says:

      Now does that means she’s progressed to 10 a day? I dunno, but I can’t imagine Sonja remembering how many cups she had yesteday, and would defer to her interns.

  11. holeycowballs says:

    Carole from NY…probably how she stays so skinny.

  12. PompanoAnn says:

    The OC, I would say Vicki, BH, I would say none of them, ATL, Kim, maybe KenYuk, Miami, could be all of them, we all drink coffee like crazy down here, NY, LuAnn, NJ, Caroline.

  13. Zorro says:

    How about Yolanda Foster?

  14. SDHS86 says:

    Prolly safe to bet on da Latin Ladies. Marysol always seemed to have an espresso.

    Still, BH Kim wuz always in da bathrooms…

    In da OC, it could ‘splain somma Tamballs behavior…

    Slade, the honary HW always seems wired…

    Marissa’s always flirtin’ with the edge…

    Missy is coco for cocoa puffs…

  15. bagladey says:

    Her mother wants to market coffee soooo Marisol.

  16. Vicki G? It would explain some things……

  17. morninglaurie says:

    Lisa of BH. Between her glasses of wine at the restaurant she drinks coffee to offset it. Wait. Maybe its Tea…..Hmmm…

  18. Phakedra says:

    Marisol

  19. Wait, I GOT IT RIGHT?! Yay! See, Cyn! :)

    • originalcyn1 says:

      Poop! you got it right! I swear SH rigged it.

      • It’s okay, I’ll share my victory lap with you! Then, we’re going out for LOTS of coffee!

      • original: NUH-UH! Just happened to find it and really couldn’t believe it! When has anyone seen da Magoof with coffee?? LOL!! TFC!! SH

        • madepiley says:

          She prolly hides her copious coffee consumption as well as the cigs. The breakfast/lunch dinner of ana champions the world over. Now this is disturbing but there is a whole youtube community of very very sick women(some men too) that have EDs and encourage each other to continue to starve with videos called thinspiration or thinspo. Very active in their illness and propel each other to die to be thin. Its very sad to see. This is one of them. I post this to make a point. Dr Paul has alluded many times to Adrienne’s ED. Now if she is the odd man out in her family of brothers seems the daddy Maloof made sure to have each of the brothers in charge of various facets of day to day business but Adrienne not so much then she has prolly always felt less than worthy her entire life. I apologize in advance for the debbie downer tone of this post.

          • goldandkajal says:

            When I was a teenager, a decade ago, I was heavily involved in the thinspo “community”. I started out with bulimia and that somehow, later on, morphed into anorexia. I got so thin at one point, that my period stopped for seven months straight and I started losing hair. For me, it was all about control. However, watching Adrienne on the show, makes me feel like she has very low self esteem. She always has to put someone down in order to make herself feel better/superior/secure. I never felt that way and in high school, I always stood up for people being bullied. She also seems to try to create her own reality through all that lying. She lies just to lie. As if saying something untrue over and over, will magically turn it into the truth. She’s sad and devoid of an real personality. Her self esteem seems like it’s at rock bottom. Plus she’s a total meanie butt. I feel kind of sorry for her.

            • madepiley says:

              I agree. I have had my struggles too ended up in hospital over it. No fun. I dont think I was a complete butthole to people when I was sick but I know I made my family misralbe for a long time. Family get togethers freaked me the heck out because it always involved foos so by the time I got there I was loaded for bear due to anxiety of it all and my husband knew dern good and well that he best not make any comments about what was on my plate so when I saw Paul do that to her over her food I cant lie the hair on the back of my neck raised up. And living where she lives in the Mecca of perfection has got to be torture. Recovery from ED is a very much hour to hour thing… its not like we have the option of going on the food wagon like alcoholics do. Heres to us my friend.

            • madepiley says:

              I know the struggle. Put me in the hospital years ago. Recovery is an ongoing thing. Here is some positive life affirming inspiration. We are worthy. Sending you a cyber hug sister.

              • goldandkajal says:

                Thanks so much Made! You’re always such a positive, beautiful person and you have a wonderful spirit. It’s been 9 years from my last purge and even though I have to take things one day at a time, my munchkin keeps things in prospective for me. I’m already teaching my little girl that health = beauty, beauty = health and everybody has their own type of beauty. :D

              • madepiley says:

                Very proud of you. Keep on keepin on. I would love to say I taught my daughter the same thing but the truth is she taught me. I love that girl.

          • cadetpink says:

            I am so happy to be able to look at that girl and not feel ‘competitive’. When I went to get help for my ED, there were sooo many girls/women who would ask me on a regular basis ‘why do you want to get better?’ b/c they could see that I was pushing myself to get more nutrition from my nutritionist. I was one of the few people there who would be excited to be moved up a meal level, I would ask for more supplements to be added to my daily intake, and only one other girl there actually ‘got’ why I was trying as hard as I was. While I was older than many of the girls there, there were some older than I and they all kind of looked at me in disgust when I’d chug a boost/ensure b/c I was OVER THE GAME. The game being ‘THE SKINNIEST ONE WINS’, and I’d finally wised up to the fact that I didnt want my prize (a casket) ASAP.

            I feel bad for women and girls who’re still letting their symptoms run their life but I’d had over 20yrs of being sick and was starting to see what the long term side-effects are. I wish that more people there could’ve been in the same headspace I was b/c it took me soo long to get there, almost died twice and that time I was very lucky b/c I was half-dead and in a wheel-chair for 10 days b/c of what I’d let happen to myself…

            ***Something very interesting I’d learned after leaving and talking to my Dr’s, even while in treatment my team was baffled as to how I was on the mealplan I was, and was still only putting on an oz. or two daily, BUT- after doing a 24hr. test I was informed that I have a seriously bad NOREPINEPHRINE/NORADRENALINE problem. My brain produces in excess chemicals that has my nervous system in constant overdrive. Its like you’re terrified, 100% of the time, for no reason other than too much of a powerful neurotransmitter was coursing through my brain and blood, which is why my resting pulse is typically around 120…NOT NORMAL. My dr. asked me if I was bothered by this!! Duh! Of course this was bothering the hell out of me, I asked if he could put me on Beta-blockers and they’ve helped. My resting heartrate is still always hovering around 100, but its not as bad as it was (reason why I can sit around for a week eating whatever and lose wt. b/c my heart-rate always had me in a cardio zone…I was shocked that at the place I went to they didnt give me any tests for that there, they were going to put me on stimulants which is a typical mis-diagnosis for people with nervous conditions that look like ADD, but arent at all…but having high levels of Norepinephrine or Noradrenaline can make you predisposed to anorexia…among other nervous conditions.***

            I’m all for freedom of speech but sites like this are on par with kiddie-porn sites, they do nothing but damage and contribute nothing positive at all to this world, and they should be heavily monitored or just taken down. I know that will never happen but as long as there are people to spur your ED on, you’re going to get and stay sick unless you have a very close call and get the APPROPRIATE TREATMENT- which isnt formulaic- its something that has to be tailored to each individual person and their physiology.

            • madepiley says:

              Wow that is a high resting rate. Glad you got that diagnoses and you are right there are no cookie cutter treatment plans that will work for everyone. Congrats on your recovery.

  20. yup says:

    That can’t possibly be good for you. Everything in moderation, Adrienne.

  21. Sparklie222 says:

    With all of her money, you’d think Adrienne would hire some decent P.R. people. Someone is giving her horrid advice, either that, or she pissed off someone at Bravo big time.

  22. sd says:

    Do you think Adrienne thinks that Shaun is going to be her Demetri? Camille got a lot of positive feedback about Demetri from her friends maybe this is the reason we have to see this douche bag everywhere.

  23. Malaika says:

    Im not surprised she drinks so much coffee… she’s so boring that’s the only way she actually can stay awake

  24. Kudzuqueen says:

    Because she feels she always has to identify herself as a business woman makes me think she is not a very good one.

    I also suspect maybe she used the show as a platform to market the palms, some agreement made, and because another casino slipped by her and was mentioned, maybe it had a far reaching effect. That’s the real reason she is so mad at Lisa.

  25. ChemGeek says:

    That’s a lot of coffee!!!!

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