On Monday’s RHOBH… Hagface Kyle has a closet dilemma! After Kyle and John have a laughing fit over Kyle’s clothes and Kyle’s closet dilemma is solved, Kyle discusses with Mo-ritz-eeeo her afternoon agenda… which is to go and hang out with LisaVPump at her new house, Villa Rosa!!
Really, Lisa… “Villa Rosa”?? Why not just call it SUR Villa or Villa VPump? Villa Rosa sounds like the street that Mo-ritz-eeo used to live on!
Kyle has too many clothes… and HagfaceKyle must set up the next scene, which will take place at LisaVPump’s house, in a chat with her hubbend, John Turturro…
…but, some people DO call him MO-reese! Just can’t help it!!!
The episode synopsis:
“Kyle pays a visit to Lisa’s to discuss the mutual hurt in their relationship: Lisa is upset Kyle doesn’t defend her, and Kyle says Lisa holds a grudge. A truce is reached, but it’s not exactly resolved.
More unresolved issues are addressed when Lisa throws a tea party in her beautiful olive grove, and it’s the first time Adrienne and Brandi have faced each other since their big blow-up.
It’s civil at first, but denials and accusations fly when a tipsy Taylor asks whether or not Adrienne is suing Brandi.”
Part III: Kyle CRIES!! Oh, no!! LisaVPump just HAS to make up with HagfaceKyle!! Kyle’s CRYING!!!!
Part IV: The “disagreement” between Adrienne Magoof and WhiteTrashBrandi totally ruins LisaVPump’s elegant and very refined English tea par-tay! GASP!!