SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: “flipit/Ronnie’s” BS of the Day!… Adrienne’s Future Mother-In-Law Is “OK With Rod’s Kid Dating Adrienne”… Sonja Morgan “Toaster Chips”… Heather Dull-BRO “House Hunter”…

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Sonja Morgan’s newsletter is available… check out Sonja on the cover of Signature Magazine!  Included is Sonja’s recipe for kale chips.  Tried it, like it!


Wretched **BLEEEEECH**Christine is chatting up a storm … the latest with OKMagazine, in which Wretched is asked all the right questions!

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Such as:  How do you two keep all your romance alive… and, how about that baby you keep sayin’ you’re gonna have?

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OK! The last time we spoke you said you and Slade were trying to have a baby so will you get married before that happens?

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GR: That is definitely a hot topic this season on the show.  NOTE:  Translation:  “You’ll just have to watch!”  Apparently, the HWs have been instructed that the translated phrase has been used to death.   AND… it would be a “hot topic” if anyone is watching!



The “highly-educated” Housewife… Heather Dull-BRO… has sold her mausoleum house for over $16 million… from the RealEstalker.  No one knows where Heather has landed… maybe she’s livin’ in Tamballs’ near-empty fitness studio building!

SELLER: Terry and Heather DuBrow
LOCATION: Newport Coast, CA
PRICE: $16,450,000
SIZE: Unknown

“YOUR MAMAS NOTES: There are those who can surely and successfully argue that The Real Housewives of… franchise jumped the proverbial Showbiz shark a long time ago. Maybe it has.”


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Sean’s Mom is fine with her kid “dating” Adrienne Maloof… from PageSix:

“I have met Adrienne, and I actually like her a lot,” said the 67-year-old. “To tell you the truth, I don’t pay too much attention to all the publicity. My son is a grown man, and he has to make his own decisions. And I approve of him dating Adrienne.”

NOTE:  Sean’s Mom and DAD both released their memoirs last year.   Did anyone even know that they wrote their memoirs??  Musta been on the NYTimes “bestseller” list… is there any book that DOESN’T make that list?



If you answered “YES” to the first question, you may want to follow in MamaJune’s footsteps… watch out for that forklift!…. and start makin’ the rounds of the baby pageants and maybe you, too, will have your very own “reality” show.  Your extra poundage will just melt away!

According to HoneyBooBoo’s mother…

NOT this HoneyBooBoo

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THIS HoneyBooBoo…

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… MamaJune lost over 100 lbs. just by bein’ run ragged by that “reality” show she’s doin’!!  Imagine that!!

From TMZ:  “I haven’t done any surgeries … no diet pills … never went to the gym,” June says. “But with the show I’ve been more active.”

Mama June – whose real name is June Shannon – says that when she first started taping the TLC reality show in January 2011, she weighed 365 lbs. But now she says she weighs 263 lbs. – a 102-lb. weight loss!

“They have me running around and going different places … I guess it’s paying off,” she says.


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Do you know what this is????

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This photo above has been extensively passed around the web today, and for good reason:

It’s a peak into the rarely-seen world of mechanically separated meat, or Advanced Meat Recovery (AMR).

Fooducate writes:

“…This is mechanically separated chicken, an invention of the late 20th century.

Someone figured out in the 1960’s that meat processors can eek out a few more percent of profit from chickens, turkeys, pigs, and cows by scraping the bones 100% clean of meat.

This is done by machines, not humans, by passing bones leftover after the initial cutting through a high pressure sieve. The paste you see in the picture above is the result.

This paste goes on to become the main ingredient in many a hot dog, bologna, chicken nuggets, pepperoni, salami, jerky etc…

The industry calls this method AMR – Advanced Meat Recovery.

Once the “chicken” has been processed, it has to be soaked in ammonia (to kill all the bacteria), then flavoring has to be added (because otherwise it tastes like excrement), and it has to be dyed….because people would freak out if their McNuggets were creamed strawberry colored (the color of flesh and blood).

And then you feed it to small children.  Insane and Scary!
(Thanks to SH readers “DP” “cybraxis” “Jozy” “FLPhil” and “Rachel@Imthepain29”!!!)