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SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: “flipit/Ronnie’s” BS of the Day!… Adrienne’s Future Mother-In-Law Is “OK With Rod’s Kid Dating Adrienne”… Sonja Morgan “Toaster Chips”… Heather Dull-BRO “House Hunter”…

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Sonja Morgan’s newsletter is available… check out Sonja on the cover of Signature Magazine!  Included is Sonja’s recipe for kale chips.  Tried it, like it!

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Wretched **BLEEEEECH**Christine is chatting up a storm … the latest with OKMagazine, in which Wretched is asked all the right questions!

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Such as:  How do you two keep all your romance alive… and, how about that baby you keep sayin’ you’re gonna have?

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OK! The last time we spoke you said you and Slade were trying to have a baby so will you get married before that happens?

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GR: That is definitely a hot topic this season on the show.  NOTE:  Translation:  “You’ll just have to watch!”  Apparently, the HWs have been instructed that the translated phrase has been used to death.   AND… it would be a “hot topic” if anyone is watching!

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The “highly-educated” Housewife… Heather Dull-BRO… has sold her mausoleum house for over $16 million… from the RealEstalker.  No one knows where Heather has landed… maybe she’s livin’ in Tamballs’ near-empty fitness studio building!

SELLER: Terry and Heather DuBrow
LOCATION: Newport Coast, CA
PRICE: $16,450,000
SIZE: Unknown

“YOUR MAMAS NOTES: There are those who can surely and successfully argue that The Real Housewives of… franchise jumped the proverbial Showbiz shark a long time ago. Maybe it has.”

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Sean’s Mom is fine with her kid “dating” Adrienne Maloof… from PageSix:

“I have met Adrienne, and I actually like her a lot,” said the 67-year-old. “To tell you the truth, I don’t pay too much attention to all the publicity. My son is a grown man, and he has to make his own decisions. And I approve of him dating Adrienne.”

NOTE:  Sean’s Mom and DAD both released their memoirs last year.   Did anyone even know that they wrote their memoirs??  Musta been on the NYTimes “bestseller” list… is there any book that DOESN’T make that list?

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OVERWEIGHT?  INTO TODDLER PAGEANTS?  WANNA HAVE YER VERY OWN “REALITY” SHOW?

If you answered “YES” to the first question, you may want to follow in MamaJune’s footsteps… watch out for that forklift!…. and start makin’ the rounds of the baby pageants and maybe you, too, will have your very own “reality” show.  Your extra poundage will just melt away!

According to HoneyBooBoo’s mother…

NOT this HoneyBooBoo

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THIS HoneyBooBoo…

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… MamaJune lost over 100 lbs. just by bein’ run ragged by that “reality” show she’s doin’!!  Imagine that!!

From TMZ:  “I haven’t done any surgeries … no diet pills … never went to the gym,” June says. “But with the show I’ve been more active.”

Mama June – whose real name is June Shannon – says that when she first started taping the TLC reality show in January 2011, she weighed 365 lbs. But now she says she weighs 263 lbs. – a 102-lb. weight loss!

“They have me running around and going different places … I guess it’s paying off,” she says.

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Do you know what this is????

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ANSWER:

This photo above has been extensively passed around the web today, and for good reason:

It’s a peak into the rarely-seen world of mechanically separated meat, or Advanced Meat Recovery (AMR).

Fooducate writes:

“…This is mechanically separated chicken, an invention of the late 20th century.

Someone figured out in the 1960’s that meat processors can eek out a few more percent of profit from chickens, turkeys, pigs, and cows by scraping the bones 100% clean of meat.

This is done by machines, not humans, by passing bones leftover after the initial cutting through a high pressure sieve. The paste you see in the picture above is the result.

This paste goes on to become the main ingredient in many a hot dog, bologna, chicken nuggets, pepperoni, salami, jerky etc…

The industry calls this method AMR – Advanced Meat Recovery.

Once the “chicken” has been processed, it has to be soaked in ammonia (to kill all the bacteria), then flavoring has to be added (because otherwise it tastes like excrement), and it has to be dyed….because people would freak out if their McNuggets were creamed strawberry colored (the color of flesh and blood).

And then you feed it to small children.  Insane and Scary!
(Thanks to SH readers “DP” “cybraxis” “Jozy” “FLPhil” and “Rachel@Imthepain29″!!!)

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33 comments on “SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: “flipit/Ronnie’s” BS of the Day!… Adrienne’s Future Mother-In-Law Is “OK With Rod’s Kid Dating Adrienne”… Sonja Morgan “Toaster Chips”… Heather Dull-BRO “House Hunter”…

  1. That pink stuff is the stuff they put in hamburger meat right?
    Funny BS of the day as always. Love Ronnie’s T-shirt(note to BSL: Make my t-shirt purse outa one just like that) ..and fill it full of mardi gras beads and copins to that drive thru margarita place yall got down there. :)

  2. Little boys mom “actually” likes Adrien. In the lie detection theory known as Statement Analysis, the word “actually” is an unecessary word and there fore is an indicator that she may be lying in that sentence. And it is funny anyway to say you “actually” like someone…. because it assumes you shouldnt.

    • I never heard that about the word “actually,” when used to describe whether you like someone or not. On occasion I will say, or write, I “actually” like someone. In my case I sometimes choose the word meant in ‘surprisingly’ or ‘contrary to what some might think’ or ‘what I might have thought.’
      Hasn’t Lisa V also used the word “actually” on occasion when describing her likeness of someone? Didn’t she once say “I actually like Brandi.”
      I often find some of those analysis tests questionable?
      I’m not saying I doubt it, in regards to Sean Stewarts Mom. After all, she is the same Mom who told Sean when he was younger “that he was a waste of sperm.”

      • Thats probably more generally true but when someone is talking about someone they’re supposed to or be predisposed to be really not ‘liking said person’ it could be different b/c they’re cognitively recognizing the implied and not just casually or defensively saying that you ‘like said person’…I dunno

  3. Looks like “PinkBerry” soft frozen yogurt? The craze started in Cal. about a year before I moved back to the east coast.
    I hope that’s what it is………. and not something weird :).
    BTW, Ronnie looks like he lost some weight…was it all that swimming he did, to get a pack of smokes, on the honeymoon cruise?!!

  4. Is it known if the Dull-brows had their good buddy/fellow interventionist/exercise guru/librarian (yeah right)/wine-hockin’/porno-wannabe (oops, i mean) reality star, Tamballs as their real estate agent? Wouldn’t it put a little bit of an awkward strain on their amazing friendship, if they didn’t offer some house selling charity to their less fortunate castmate?

    • According to the State of CA Department of Real Estate website, Tam-Tam’s real estate salesperson license expired 11/11/12.

    • Ooohyeahh! Cause if I had a good friend that was selling her $16 million house, I’d let my real estate license expire too. She’s either an idiot, &/or she’s was the shittiest real estate agent in the world &/or the “friendship” between Heather and Tams is not what they like to portray for the show. LOL

    • I was gonna post ‘MP’s right’ but… this is the video I had remembered about the fast food industry and their hamburgers so… it wasn’t needed :)

      • You would think this would prevent anyone who watches it from eating a Mickey D’s burger but… I still eat them.

        • It is also the same chicken nuggets served in school lunch programs that are approved by the FDA! 1 case of chicken nuggets cost the schools approximately $3.50. When I was a kid (a hundred years ago) we had real vegetables and a real piece of chicken. It is sad that we don’t make it a priority to feed our children the best possible meals instead of the cheapest processed crap.

          • No joke. Its horrible. And the prices they charge the kids sure hasn’t gone down. Someone is making a boatload of money off it but at what cost? Eventually these children will develop health issues because of this garbage. Mine likes to pack and I aint saying its always the healthiest stuff but dang a pack of vending machine crackers is better than what the school has nutritionally. And what about the ones that rely on school lunch for their only meal? Sad. *warning conspiracy theory coming up* A sick, drug dependent population is much easier to control.

  5. Why on earth would the Dubrow’s sell their house? Didn’t they have it custom made to their own specs? And who would buy it with the giant T and H in the foyer?!

    I guess it can and will be remodeled… just seems stupid. And… I guess the answer to my question is that all that square footage really COULDN’T accommodate the newest child. How ridiculous…

  6. I wonder what Heather paid for the house? I’m guessing if she got over 16 mill surely she made a profit. But with the cost of homes out there you never know. I still like Gretchen to some degree but I do think she’s not being honest about her age at least by a couple of years. If she’s going to have a child she needs to do it soon. Not that anyone should with Slade, but the longer she waits for the 1st one the less her chances are. & you know at one time she said she wanted 4 kids. Really don’t see that happening at this point.

  7. Never stop enjoying that pix of honey boo Tamballs… :) The pink slime puts me off totally…have been reading about horse meat being mainstreamed in the UK’s grocery stores and food products….uggghhh….. what do we really eat????

    • I love that pic too. Poor Tamara, she went from having a cute but sharp sense of humor to acting like she couldn’t help showing off her jealous side. For anything anyone can say about June – the real Honey boo boo’s mom, I think she is much more honest than alot of the RHWVS . Funny how many will show their lack of intelligence/honesty & not realize they’re doing it. I think Tams gone down that road in this last season or so. You can tell she really needs someone to hate (not to mention a real job.)

  8. Here’s a GREAT tip to Sonja’s “branding team”: SELL THOSE PRETTY APRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s where she

  9. (oops)… That’s where she’d make big $$$$$$$$$$$! I can’t find pretty, feminine, cute aprons like that anywhere! Forget your stupid toaster oven. SELL.THE.APRONS!!!!!!!

  10. Heather’s house was ridiculous. Especially that hideous inlay of their initials in the floor! She has no taste. But, what is true is that Heather’s family is very very wealthy. Terry did not pay for that house; Heather did. Plastic surgeons do not live in 16 million dollar houses. Hence, Paul Nassif. Adrienne’s money bought that grossly decorated mansion.

    • What if we were to find out that that house was Tom Hank’s this whole time? bahahahahaa. But seriously I am sure that inlay caused some issues selling the home. I agree hideous.

  11. I read, after the OC ended last season, that the Dubrows were in a financial mess-he is sued alot, not too great of a surgeon I guess, and her acting gigs had dried up. They couldn’t afford the money that house was draining of them. They were in a hush hush situation of considering s short sale, etc.. At that time you could google him and his very negative patient comments. I think they are not as wealthy at all as they portray and that is why they jumped on this reality show – it is the second or third for him. Seems he is more of a wanna-be actor than a serious plastic surgeon. Heather’s alliance with Tamra first thing showed me SHE wasn’t “all that.”

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