First of all, I would like to say that I am so excited about my new handbag line, they’re the best in the business! Making affordable, stylish products for my friends and fans is my goal and I hope this will appeal to my wonderful fan base. NOTE: UH, HELLO, Adrienne!!! NO ONE will be carryin’ around a purse with your name splattered all over it!
On to the show. . .
I find it surprising that I am still the main topic of conversation, especially when I am not present. NOTE: OH, Adrienne!! We all know that whichever Housewife is purposely absent from the dinner par-tay will be the one who gets dumped on… and YOU know that by now!! Don’t be actin’ like ya don’t!!
It’s interesting that Yolanda criticizes me for not being there in person for these gatherings. Yet, she is clearly not a fan of catty dinner conversation either. We actually have very similar reactions to drama and how we deal: we leave the table or choose not to participate in the event. NOTE: Oh, Adrienne! How nice of you to totally relate to YoFo! However, don’t think that’s gonna get you and Rod’s kid an invite to the Foster’s house any time soon…
The reason I am never at these dinner parties is simple — when the main topic of conversation is attacking and criticizing others, I choose to disengage. NOTE: Hmmmmm…. so, what Adrienne is saying here is that she already KNOWS what is expected at these continuous dinner par-tays!
Thank you Camille and Kyle for having my back and being a friend. Loving my fans and your support!
We’re goin’ with Adrienne bein’ Rue McClanahan… Kyle is definitely Bea Arthur…
Wishing you all a wonderful week!
Until next time. . .
Watch how quickly Adrienne leaves the dinner conversation…