BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog… What A Mess…


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Vegas pole  dancing went better then I thought it would go. Almost all the lady’s seem to enjoy themselves except Marisa. Pole dancing is great exercise and if anyone needs to find their inner sexy it is Marisa. She is a beautiful woman who has seemed to have lost track of her sexuality. Being a strong independent woman is not just defined by your nine-to-five job  or your ability to make money, but also by your sense of self and the sensual woman inside of all of us gals.

Listen none of us would be swinging around poles if there were any pervy men
sitting around gawking at us. . .gross.

Paul gets laser hair removal and Adrienne seems to enjoy the pain it is causing him, I guess thats love for you. As far as Ardienne being in Vegas, I
didn’t invite her to my work trip due to our legal issues. . .

Adrienne has many, many, many business ventures going on that she is investing money into like shoes, phone covers, vodka,
skincare, purses that say Maloof all over them. . .I hope she makes money from those purses, but the only initials I want on my purses are LV.

I am getting paid to host parties for women
of all ages, sizes, races etc. — no men allowed. I am not investing my money into anything, especially not purses with my name plastered all over them.

Kim gets a nose job, and I think
more power to her. It’s not my place to judge and if she is happy I am happy. However, it did concern me that she might have to take pain meds with her newly found sobriety I thought
this could be dangerous. I think when it comes to plastic surgery, if you don’t want to talk about you don’t have to. And, trust me, in this group there is plenty of plastic surgery going on with
almost everyone. More to come on that later in the season. . .

Some people talk about it and some people don’t and that is their prerogative. Everything I’ve ever done, as embarrassing as
it is, is in my new book Drinking and Tweeting (out Feb 12th).

At dinner we all expressed concern for Kim. We all want whats best for her. I invited these women to Vegas and I am glad they all came to support me, so why Camille brought up
missing Adrienne at my dinner, knowing full well of our legal issues I will never understand. Yes, we had fun in the past with Adrienne and now I’m having fun with her lawyers — so clearly
it’s not the best dinner conversation.

Jennifer explained why I was so nervous about the reunion. I was nervous because I was asked to meet up with Adrienne to talk about going after
Lisa and for no other reason. Why else would I be nervous? The ONLY reason I called Camillewas to get her take on what was about to happen. Camille said to me I know they are
going after Lisa but I have no issues with Lisa and you shouldn’t worry about it “just be yourself.” That was the extent of it. Then at dinner, Camille calls me a liar and just minutes
later confirms I was telling the truth but she didn’t like being put on the spot. That wasn’t cool to me, I have always been lovely and kind to Camille, so I was upset when she called me a
liar. Well Camille and I have now moved past it all. We are not as close as we once were, but are fine.

Camille brought up that Adrienne was upset that Pandora didn’t choose to do her bachelorette party at the Palms, which is ridiculous because it’s Pandora’s choice and no one elses. So I
say why was Adrienne upset because she doesn’t own but two percent of the Palms. A bitchy, but true statement. I probably wouldn’t have said it had Pandora’s bachelorette party not been
brought up and Adrienne not been threatening me with a lawsuit.

Why Camille is upset at Lisa and yelling at Yolanda, I still don’t understand. Lisa has always been forthcoming about
having a partner in her restaurant SUR and being 51 percent owner. In fact I think there is a show about it called Vanderpump Rules.

Kyle seems to defend everyone but Lisa and I think I
know why. Kyle gets upset that Lisa defends me, and ultimately I believe Kyle is just jealous of my friendship with Lisa. Kyle needs to realize its easy to say, “Let’s move on,” when she was
the one that hurt the Lisa. Of course, Kyle wants it all behind them but sometimes you have to face the music first.