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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP: Season Three, Episode Twelve… “Kim Nose Best”

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP  

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Season Three, Episode Twelve… “Kim Nose Best”

by Sandi Duffy

This episode should be called “Beating a Dead Horse.”

I’m so over the Beverly Hills Housewives, but let’s see what I can come up with tonight.  Marisa is right when she says she doesn’t get how stripping empowers women.  Kyle TTCs that this could be fun or she will make a big ass out of herself.  I put my money on the big ass.  You know Camille is going to be good at it because she was an MTV dancer back in the day.

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Adrienne is now selling handbags, along with her stupid shoes.  I guess now that her basketball team is gone and by staying a weekend at The Palms, I would officially own about as much as she does in it, she needs to find other ways to make money.  All these idiots think they are going to be the next Bethenny Frankel.  Not happening, ladies.

 

 

Although, I have to admit that if I ever became a housewife, I would subject you all to a crockpot (I had a Superbowl party where I cooked everything in four crockpots) and a book or two.

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One is a book I started a few years ago about being a widow and since I didn’t marry a Prince/Kennedy relative, my experience is quite different from Carole Radziwell.

Oh, back to the show.  The ladies all look like idiots on the pole.

 

Kim calls while Kyle is in Vegas and announces that she is getting a nose job.  I said it last week, but everything I’ve learned from Celebrity Rehab tells me that an addict should not get elective surgery that would require pain killers.  Of course, I’m like 99% sure a recovering addict shouldn’t be on a reality show, too, and that includes Celebrity Rehab.

Kyle flips out and I love when Yolanda tells her that Kim is telling her she is getting a nose job, not asking her.  I am way too distracted by Kyle’s glitter false eyelashes.

I really don’t care about Kim’s plastic surgery and why does she have a life coach, a houseboy and an assistant.  I’m pretty sure her only “work” is being on this show, and her kids are basically grown, so why does she need all the help?  You know what I want to see?  I want to see the real Kim–the Kim who goes to AA meetings and has a sponsor, not this BS nose job.

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Adrienne is polishing her nails in her husband’s office–like Adrienne polishes her own nails.  Watching these two snipe at each other is uncomfortable.  How much humiliation is Paul supposed to take on this show?  We’ve seen him get a colonoscopy and now we see him getting his back hair removed.

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Kim comes out of surgery and she pretty much seems the same coming out of anesthesia as she does in everyday life.  I mean, the woman is spacey on a good day.  Kyle TTCs that she would have liked to have been there for her.  Yeah, right, Kyle, so you would berate her?

Yolanda looks so much younger without her hair pulled so severely back off her face.  Brandi makes a joke about Camille doing porn and Camille takes it well.  Yolanda took the stick out of her ass and is drinking Tequilla.  Marisa spilled red wine on her white dress.  Marisa, NEVER drink red wine when you are wearing white.  That’s why I’m totally against all the White Parties everyone has on these Housewives shows.  That’s also why I always wear black.  I’m a sloppy drunk.

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I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m with Kyle’s original thought.  Why have dinner in private room when you are in Vegas?

Talk turns to Kim’s surgery.  Jennifer, who is on Celebrity Rehab, says what I’ve been saying…the pain medication is not a good idea.  Kyle is an idiot, and has obviously never watched Celebrity Rehab, and doesn’t think the surgery so soon in her recovery is a problem.  Of course, we need to remember the surgery is all Kyle’s fault, since she told Kim to get her nose fixed.

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Camille feels badly that Adrienne isn’t there.  Uh oh.  Here it comes.  Jennifer confirms what Brandi has been saying about Adrienne trying to turn everyone against Lisa.  Camille says Adrienne was upset about Lisa calling her shoes “The Maloof Hoof”.  Really?!  THAT’S what made Adrienne turn on Lisa.  Wow, Adrienne needs to head over to Walmart, stat, and purchase a sense of humor.  Camille denies that Adrienne called a meeting.  We get a glimpse of Season 1 Camille.  Camille leaves the table, calling Brandi a liar.  Kyle goes after her and convinces her to come back.  We are back to Lisa not going to the Palms for Pandora’s bachelorette party.  Brandi says Adrienne only owns 2% of The Palms. Kyle is mad that Brandi said that.  WE ALL KNOW THAT THE MALOOFS ONLY OWN 2% OF THE PALMS.  And, like I’ve said in about a million previous posts, The Palms is way off the strip.

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Planet Hollywood, where Pandora’s bachelorette party was, is on the strip.  That’s why I stayed there the last time I was in Vegas.  If these are the reasons Adrienne throws away friendships, the woman needs some serious therapy.

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Camille then drops the “Lisa doesn’t own SUR” bomb, which I’m pretty sure isn’t the case.  Camille, Camille, Camille, I was really liking you after Season 1.  Even during Season 1, I was always suspicious of Kim never confirming Kyle’s claims that she never said who cares about you without Kelsey, but going after Lisa is a BIG mistake, especially when I’m pretty sure you are wrong in your accusation.

I do feel the need to interrupt this blog to say that we are now on Week 2 with no Trailor and I find it refreshing.

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Camille somehow compares Adrienne owning only 2% of The Palms to Lisa owning 51% of Sur.  I know Camille isn’t that bright, but really.

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Yolanda TTCs that Kyle likes to stir it up and I want to reach through the television and hug her.  Where is Marisa’s husband?  Who wants dessert?

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David Foster sent a private jet to pick up Yolanda.  I want Yolanda’s life for just one week.  One week is all I ask.

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OMG  WTF is Kyle wearing?  That is the most hideous thing I’ve seen.  Kyle, get thee to a stylist ASAP!  Kim, laying in bed with bandages on her face looks better than Kyle in that ugly green jumpsuit.  Where is Marisa’s mother when you need her?  Kim starts smoking an electric cigarette and it’s just plain weird.

Kyle tells Kim the whole story of what happened at the last dinner in Vegas.  Kim looks like she just wants Kyle to leave so she can take her pain killers and go to sleep.

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Hell, I want to take pain killers and go to sleep listening to Kyle.

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Lisa is telling her side of the story to her husband.  For some reason that doesn’t annoy me as much.  Maybe it’s the British accent and the fact that I can fool myself into thinking that I’m watching PBS instead of this crap.

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164 comments on “REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP: Season Three, Episode Twelve… “Kim Nose Best”

  1. “Kim comes out of surgery and she pretty much seems the same coming out of anesthesia as she does in everyday life. ” Still LMFAO abt this one

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    • To me, Dim-Kim seems pretty much the same as prior seasons: making loopy phone calls to her sister and mumbling almost incoherently. Her “changes” to herself are most imperceptible because she keeps to herself (except for the Ojai trip) to do housework! She lacks common sense and relies on her adult children to entertain her. Weird

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  2. Saw Vyle Kyle on WWHL last nite. This woman is nothing but an old ugly jealous bitch! She was so incredibly jealous of Kristin (Vanderpump Rules). She was very very rude to her by completely ignoring the girl. It was sad to watch. Perhaps Vyle is very jealous of this girl because maybe she wanted her daughter Farrah to get a spot on Lisa’s show. It would explain a lot of things. Kyle’s sudden hatred toward Lisa does not make sense. I believe it all began once Lisa was getting a spin off. Vyle and Mo probably wanted Kyle’s daughter to get a role on the show and she didn’t. It would explain her mean attitude toward Kristin last evening. Also, did Vyle borrow that Gold jacket from Conrad Birdie???? It was hideous. Loved Marissa’s “Barbra Streisand” comment. It was a direct insult to Yofo. Hysterical!

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    • I’m sure vyle was also jealous cuz douchey MOreece checked the girl out, and she obviously much younger and better lookin than vyle. Ohhhh god, I know so many pathetic women just like vyle, they either ignore you, make little digs or go on the attack like PT.

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  3. And why in the Sam Hill is Kyle just waltzing into Kim’s house like she owns da place? I may get the bad sister award for this but so be it. Ifn my sister and her husband stole my dadblame house then those heifers will be in the “you must knock” zone from here till the end of days just like every other common visitor. Let my lady sitter answer the door and be dern glad I even allowed that. :)

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  4. Love the recaps-gives me an hour more in my day to do fun stuff(as opposed to be bored out of my mind watching them try to suck us in). I’m pretty sure old Kyle took to heart what Maurice told her in season 1- don’t go against the client who brings in the money or something like that. I’m also pretty sure the housewives(of all cities) think they are fooling us as far as the drama goes but weirdly enough “we” caught on and are laughing at their astounding trials and tribulations. I will say however, if I were going to hang around any of them it would be Lisa, Brandi, and Yolanda.
    If anyone is as bored as I am with the HWs HBO is now showing “The Sopranos” and just started “The Corner” last night. Heavy duty series but really well written!

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  5. Ok ADRIEN! The ONLY reason ANYONE EVEN REMEMBERS you HAVE a shoe line is because of LISAs cute Maloof Hoof JOKE. JOKE. You know what a joke is? It was a clever play on words. You should be thanking Lisa.

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  6. Just wanna toss this out there and see what sticks. When I watch a show like this where some people are extremely wealthy and others are having financial problems it always makes me think about what I would do if I had that kind of money. Would I bail the struggling person out? Thats a slippery slope, ya know. Others will come looking for assistance. But then again, the amount is probably insignificant to me. What is a million when I have a billion and the means to keep making more? So I get it…it is a difficult decision whether or not to step in. For sure. But I wonder…as we talk about WHY so many of these ladies seem to have a problem with Lisa…do they think she should have financially helped Traylor…or even (gasp) Maloof? Was she asked to invest in The Palms…before the lender took over? Did she decline? Did Kyle whisper to the others that she felt Lisa could have ended Traylors problem with a check? Lisa seems to be the most stable financially, not including the newbies, because clearly this animosity started before they came on the show. I dunno. Just been thinking about this.

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    • Well, funny you should say that. Lisa was initially stand offish with Taylor because she knew things weren’t right about Russell and Taylor’s financial situation, and then likely received information from friends including Mohammed that the other ladies may not have been privy to. It was that stand offish behavior that first seemed to infuriate Kyle, which was odd since it was Kyle that kept telling Lisa that something wasn’t right about Cedric and she turned out to be right. But after the Cedric debacle, Lisa was not about to make the same mistake, either financially or emotionally, again. However, that didn’t seem to sit well with Kyle, who felt that Taylor was a worthy cause and as we know, took her and Kennedy into her home for a time. So, there may be some underlying animosity toward Lisa from Kyle for not following her lead perhaps?

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      • Hmmm. Ya know, so often when you sort through all the muck and the gossip and the petty fights…it all boils down to money one way or another. I have helped out several people in the past and I did it out of pity, but mostly because its good for MY soul. Usually, it came back to bite me, but since I did it for the sake of being “good” it really didnt let me down that much when the person showed their true colors. My expectations were always low. I really think Cedric hurt Lisa pretty bad. That part of out little fauxreality story is true IMO. It had to make her hesitant to give again. But I think we may be on to something. I think most of the other women resent Lisas money. Beacuse it is REAL money…not dependent on a paycheck or the sale of a book or home. And Adriens family money situation has to be eating at her. I dont know…I just have a feeling…..

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        • As do I. Remember, Brandi said that Adrienne does not have many friends, but we know that Lisa does, with Rod Stewart saying in an interview during the first season that he knew her, which makes it really, really weird that Adrienne is dating his kid right now. Anyway, you’ll notice that Lisa helps Brandi by being emotionally supportive and by getting her jobs, but I will wager no money has changed hands, but with Taylor it would have been all about money, and could have involved her in the shady business dealings she and Russell had going on to boot. Lisa has a soft heart, but she is far from stupid, something I don’t think Adrienne really counted on. She has never fallen for the nasty bait traps Adrienne keeps setting for her, and so the only ways to get to her are through the dissolution of her friendship with Kyle, although I suspect there is some behind the scenes helping with Brandi’s legal situation by possibly both Lisa and Yolanda. No money has to change hands to call in a favor or two. Just sayin.

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          • Im sure Lisa knows that everything changes in a relationship once money is given. And I think you are right…opportunity has been given to Brandi through Lisa…not money. But I wonder…given all we know about Traylor…was Lisa expected to give her money, not opportunity? Im not sure..but for some reason, my mind keeps coming back to this idea.

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            • Well, given all that we know about what Lisa did for Cedric, there might just have been an unspoken belief that she would step in. When she did not, it might have riled a few folks.

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