Word of the Day: DEBACLE. Definition: A complete collapse or failure. Noun: A sudden and ignominious failure; a fiasco.
Let’s analyze and TRY to digest the most recent set-up-annoying-phony-ridiculous-ever-story-line which was dragged out for several episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… the Brandi Glanville v Adrienne Maloof debacle.
YES, a debacle! This BrandiBlurtBlunder was, as always had been suspected, the fact that Adrienne Magoof’s twin boys were carried by a surrogate.
Well, whoop-de-doo! And this ‘revelation’ gets a HUGE Ken “We Don’t Care”!!
We at SH had been wonderin’ about Adrienne Magoof’s kids for years. We thought it was awful strange that there is not ONE photo of Adrienne while pregnant. Not ONE! Neither with her twins… or pregnant with her first son. In fact, while looking for da Magoof’s pregnant pictures, noticed that there are ZERO photos of Magoof PRE-Housewives! Well, let’s clear that up: there are ZERO photos of Magoof before the Housewives which she, herself, did not put out!
Adrienne’s ‘people’ have scrubbed any photos of her clean!
One would think that because Adrienne attended the University of New Mexico on a tennis scholarship that there would be at least ONE photo of her holding a tennis racket. Nope, not a one!
The rumor of Adrienne using a surrogate has been out there for years… it was not addressed on SH because it could not be verified. When Brandi’sBlurtBlunder was hushed, everyone knew what the “big secret” was… ’cause it was NOT a big secret!
Even HagfaceKyle Richards made sure to mention the word “surrogate” while at the now-defunct Moroccan restaurant… where the feuding continued… around the :15 mark.
NOTE: Just noticed that Shana said that she filed for bankruptcy. Shana is not being truthy… but what else is new???
If you recall, Brandi’s Blurt started at the big party for MO-reese… sorry, just can’t help it…
… and then the Magoof/Brandi “big secret” continued on for at least three episodes.
Yesterday, Adrienne confirmed that she didn’t want her six-year-old sons to know about them being carried by a surrogate… until they were at least TEN years old! Adrienne also said that she wanted her kids to get the information from her and not read it randomly somewhere…
OK… who discusses with their children the various ways which they can be brought into this world? Can ya just picture that debacle?
- Adrienne Magoof: Hey, kids! Stop playing with Mommy’s new purses! Mommy wants to talk with you about something very important!
- KIDS: Awwww. Do we HAVE to? We like “designing” things…
- AM: Do you want to know how you were born?
- KIDS: No.
These Housewives seem to have some very skewed ideas on what to tell their children and when.
The more that is heard from Brandi, the more disgusting she becomes.
Brandi had some very convivial conversations with her RHOBH cast mates during dinner in Las Vegas about her sons chatting with Brandi about her Georgia O’Keefe…
…and, of course, HagfaceKyle thought Brandi’s anecdotal discussions with her sons were so cute that Hagface just HAD to throw in something which her daughter said about Kyle’s “GO,” too!
Just like Adrienne Magoof’s future conversations with her young sons re surrogacy, how and WHY do Brandi’s sons know about Brandi’s “GO”? Did they just ask her one day?
- Brandi’s Boys: “Hey, Mom… can you show us why you can’t move around? Like, why you can’t get outta bed? It’s been four days now since you had an operation.”
- Brandi: Oh, SURE! As soon as you’re done peein’ in the front yard, come on over here and look. See? That’s where you came from!
- Brandi’s Boys: Fingers pressing cellphone… “Hi, LeAnn… can you come and get us… PLEASE? NOW!?”
From NYDailyNews… another except from Brandi’s book:
“A week after the surgery, he was on the phone screaming, ‘What the f–k cost you $12,000? Who the f–k is Dr. Matlock? Did you get a nose job?’”
Glanville lied over the phone and said the money was indeed for a nose job. Cibrian immediately hung up but called again after five minutes.
“This time I didn’t answer,” she writes. “It rang again — and then again. ‘Ahh,’ I thought. Eddie must have discovered Dr. Matlock on Google. I decided it was best to avoid his calls for the next few days while he cooled off.”
Glanville continues that Eddie was “absolutely livid” of the charge. She admits that “in hindsight, I know I shouldn’t have put it on Eddie’s card. It was vengeful, and it came back to bite me, because this was something I hoped to keep private.”
NOTE: PRIVATE? Private?? We get that Brandi’s “character” was changed from “Head B*tch of Beverly Hills” to “Poor, Single Mother Brandi.” However, Brandi signed up for a “reality” show and is making some big bucks. As you all know, once you sign up to appear on a “reality” show, especially a Bravo “reality” show, you are no longer a “private” citizen.
Unlike a “regular” citizen who simply observes these “reality” shows, and whose private life is expected to stay private, once these Housewives agree to sign up for these “reality” shows, that expectation of privacy is signed away… in exchange for the Bravo paycheck, the “fame,” the perks and the bucks they can demand for pushing products and appearance fees!
But, seriously, there are some things which should be kept private.
“Poor” Brandi had a great idea there, but one way to NOT keep something private is to include the information in a BOOK! Brandi has signed that iron-clad Bravo contract and has sold away her privacy. The question for “poor” Brandi: Is it worth it? The answer: Obviously YES!
Brandi making the rounds of the NYMediaMafia has not even started yet! Not only will Brandi be seen on every talk show imaginable, but since her book also includes the LeAnn/Eddie debacle, she will get bumped up from the media circles where the Housewives usually make their rounds (WWHL, MissAndyCoop, Wendy, MorningBuzz, GoodDayNY, GoodDayLA…) to more lofty media outlets, where Brandi will probably show exactly which of her parts got that rejuvenation… probably “TheDoctors” “Dr. Phil” “Dr. Drew” and certainly MissAndy will have already have made a special game for Brandi’s WWHL appearance!
You will be seeing and hearing Brandi constantly… the same questions asked, the same answers given.
Just reading these excerpts from her book is a total turn off.
YOU can watch Brandi when she does her media book tour… we don’t want any parts of it. And that includes knowing anything about Brandi’s lady parts. BLEEEEECH!
MORE “pity poor Brandi” from her book…
“I was a jobless, homeless, mother of two living out of her $1,200-a-month SUV and couch-surfing from one hospitable friend to the next,” she explains. “After my divorce – even with the help of Lexapro – I fell into a bit of a tailspin [and an eventual DUI arrest]. White wine became my constant shoulder to lean on.” NOTE: Brandi coulda been on “Celebrity Rehab” and then made even more money bein’ on her friend, Jennifer Gimenez’ show “Celebrity Rehab Halfway House”… Brandi coulda then relapsed; sent to the same Utah rehab facility as Kim Richards, where “rehab” fun ensued and another “reality” show would have been incubated! “Kim and Brandi… RehabPals” another RHOBH spin-off!!
As if that is not enough to shock and awe, there’s more. Glanville reveals that she underwent vaginal rejuvenation.
“This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000,” Brandi says. “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina…. I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit card number.”
Despite all the hardships Glanville actually thanks her former husband in the book.
If you were still having pity for “POOR” Brandi… Amazon knows that Brandi is far from “POOR!” Amazon put Brandi in the “Rich & Famous….” category!!
NOTE: Brandi has sunk herself down to the lowest denominator and is now in the same category as the Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Melissa and JoeyMarco Gorga. That is some pretty low life…