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Brandi Glanville is getting some flack for excerpts from her book … and says things being said are taken out of context!

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This is Brandi’s book description from Amazon:

She’s the brutally honest breath of fresh air on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, known for her dramatic divorce, her barely-there clothing, and her inability to keep her mouth shut. So why should she change now? Brandi Glanville tells all in this hilarious, no-holds-barred memoir.

Fans have been waiting for Brandi’s scoop on one of the biggest divorces of the decade, since her husband of eight years abandoned her and their two sons to marry country singer LeAnn Rimes. Not only does Brandi spill the beans about her side of the split, the lovable housewife shares the incredible wild ride that took her from a life in the ghetto to Hollywood’s most elite circles. For the first time, Brandi talks about how she escaped a rough neighborhood on the outskirts of Sacramento and stumbled into a successful modeling career that swept her into a world of Paris Fashion Weeks, private jets, and uncircumcised penises. Before she knew it, Brandi was the perfect Hollywood trophy wife—at least until her marriage exploded.

Today, the refreshingly filter-free housewife and unapologetic mom is the newest full-time cast member of Bravo’s juggernaut franchise, where she often elicits raised eyebrows and gossip from her costars for her refusal to be the scorned ex-wife, to be bullied, to change her sarcastic sense of humor, or—on most occasions—to wear a bra. Sassy, raunchy, and compulsively readable, Drinking and Tweeting perfectly captures Brandi’s open-book attitude, as she dishes about everything from her DUI, her cheating ex, her one-night stands, and the secret plastic surgery that made her “seventeen” again. You’re sure to enjoy every page of this funny, upbeat, honest tale. Clear your schedule for an afternoon and grab your favorite cocktail, a comfy seat . . . and maybe a Xanax. But that’s for later.

From E!Online

Brandi says that she curled up in a ball crying her eyes out the day she found out that Eddie Cibrian was cheating on her with LeAnn Rimes… then Eddie yanked off Brandi’s workout pants and they had sex.

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Brandi says that she knew there was something going on between her ex and LeAnn after the two met on the set of the TV movie Northern Lights in fall 2008.

“LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her,” she recalls in the book. “This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? … He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.”

Eddie promised Brandi that he would never marry LeAnn… he lied.

Brandi says in her book, that after Eddie left, she was left with no money or credit…

 “I was a jobless, homeless, mother of two living out of her $1,200-a-month SUV and couch-surfing from one hospitable friend to the next,” she explains. “After my divorce — even with the help of Lexapro — I fell into a bit of a tailspin [and an eventual DUI arrest]. White wine became my constant shoulder to lean on.”

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Of course, she got her revenge — by way of vaginal rejuvenation. “This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000,” Brandi reveals. “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina…. I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit card number.”

Looking back, she appreciates everything she’s been through. “I would like to thank my ex-husband, Edward Cibrian, for giving me all the material I could ever need to write this book and for helping me discover the strong independent woman inside of me,” she writes.

NOTE:  Seriously?  This POOR, very POOR woman… who has nothing, except Eddie’s credit card, doesn’t secure shelter, food and clothing for herself and her TWO boys.  NO… brainiac Brandi spends $12,000 and gets herself rejuvenated.  Again… SERIOUSLY?  This is the bullsh*t that readers of Brandi’s book are supposed to believe?  Sorry, Brandi.  You have two children; if you went through the LA Courts, you are entitled to child support from the day you separate.  You don’t need an atty to get yourself child support; file for support pro se.  This whole character creation of “POOR, POOR” Brandi just don’t make sense.   Last season Brandi’s character was “Head B*tch of Beverly Hills”… then Brandi got an upgrade to full-time Housewife… then Brandi was downgraded to very “poor, Poor, POOR”  single woman, with two kids, Brandi!

Callin’ total BS on this entire Brandi story!

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Whole Foods… just no words.

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86 comments on “SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Brandi Glanville: POOR, POOR No-Money Brandi “Gets V-Rejuvenation”!! … Brandi Is Givin’ Ideas To Richie and KomaKathy Wakile!!… Da Manzoids Raised $1,300 For Autism…Vicki Gunvalson, Brooks Ayers “Screw You, Tamballs”!!!… Yolanda and David Foster on “The View”…

    • It’s a bunch of bs, right?! I think her orchard has romantic lemons and YoFo sells them. The lemons sing the songs that David writes. They’re very rare, romantic lemons.

    • Yeah well there are those of us who don’t have much romance in our lives, and might just want a hand in that department.

  1. Why is Critterfur floating or hanging in mid air by that BLK? In addition to curing every disease known to man kind (and then some), BLK causes a person to levitate. Groovy! ;)

    That seriously has to be the crappiest aisle end I’ve ever seen in my life. What moron slapped that together?

    • That aisle is a preview of what the world will look like after drinking hallucination inducing BLK— a hot mess!

        • That’s exactly what it looks like, what idiots. As if Critterfur is a good looking model for their crap black water.

          • Hey, Housewife. I haven’t seen you on this site for a while. I had an idea for a photoshop project for you. Are you familiar with Norman Rockwell’s self portrait: where he is painting himself from his reflection in the mirror? Well, I was thinking since Dlck Wakile seems to perceive himself quite differently from what is reflected in the mirror that he could be shopped painting himself in this manner, but the portrait he is creating could be of some Hollywood Sex Symbol, instead of the greasy haired, bushy eye browed, hooded eye lidded, buck toothed, receding double chinned horror show that is his face.

            If you are too busy or don’t like the idea or think that I should just learn photo shop my darn self, then that’s cool.

        • LOL! It does look like he is being hanged. Also looks like the BLK bottle is trying to bash his boozey vomit and scrapple filled tummy. Did Don Caro put this together?

    • Since blk is a ‘cure all’ he is pouring it directly on his manly bits in hopes of some improvement in that area.

  2. Poor Brandi sure used the sympathy card all season, shall we all send one? hahaha It ruined the whole season!

    • She used it about as much as Camille did for the better part of two seasons, even though I’ve always suspected that when Kelsey drove away in the first season, Camille already knew he wasn’t coming back, but that’s just me.

      • I thought the exact same thing at the time. Camille didn’t blink an eye. She seemed perfectly adapted to being without her husband for long stretches of time. I actually thought when she realized he wanted a divorce, that she was faking her sadness because she maintained her wonderful life style.

        • Camille also had Kelsey’s best friend, Nick that took good care of her when Kelsey was out of town. That chick was set up. Lol, skank..

        • Agreed, I think most people know when a marriage is over. Maybe Camille knew but didn’t want to bother with the divorce I think Camille was ok with the whole bad marrige thing if she could keep the celeb perks. Based on all the name calling after their divorce I really think she felt like she had an agreement with Kelsey , they’d be unhappy but do so in high style. I guess he got tired of the whole pretend for the cameras thing.

        • remember she was groping young men in the pool and behaving like a happy slut? Then all of a sudden she is devastated that kelsey left her? She seemed to be having a pretty damn good time while he was in new york. As they had an apartment there, and he would go on to win a tony award, wouldn’t you have gone with your husband? When my husband goes away for a week, I am very lonesome for him. She seemed thrilled to me.

          • ITA, gessiewtf, I think it was just a blow to her ego that he met someone and wanted to be with her.

  3. Sounds like Eddie the douche bag left her with a camel toe.No wonder she wore that butt floss bikini if front to mixed companyon the beach.She was showing off her new vagina.Good way to spend money if things are so bad.She does not even owe or is paying for a home for the 2 boys.But she has a 17yr old vagian.Stupid bitch!!!

    • O.K. so I could be wrong, but from what I’ve seen about vaginal surgery, it’s done on the vaginal canal and not the labia. Actually, a lot of women have the surgery after a few kids, although I’m sure most don’t talk about it.

      To me Brandi’s clothing choices indicate a woman who feel extremely insecure. Hopefully as she moves forward with her life, she’ll feel more secure and not feel like she has to be on display at all times.

      • Interesting info, I have never thought about the details of having a surgery on the lady parts. ITA on her behavior and clothes. She needs to find security and love in order to transition from the current state of insecurity and understandable bitterness .

        • I heard about her $12,000 vaginal rejuvenation on tv, I died when I heard. Confirms this: Brandi is seriously vindictive, selfish, and was already sleeping around , SLUT, if her puss puss status was the first thing on her mind during a divorce and custody battle……….seriously? Yes vag and labia rejuvenation seems to be the new thing, but I could think of a lot of other things that Brandi could haveusedthat money for. STFU brandi

          • I have no interest in Brandi’s book. Never have been. I think many things that are in her book are none of my business. That’s just me.

            • Well they say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone new (and that is regardless of age) I just don’t understand the need for expensive surgery. Has no one heard of kegals? Geesh!

            • Right? Or that thing that Kandi has in her toy line that she claims keeps it tight and right. I bet that doesnt cost $12,000! Eddie, I mean Leann got ripped off.

          • This surgery is nothing more then a A&P repair which is done 1000 times a day to women who have their suzys streched out from Childbirth, it has nothing to do with ho wmany Peens you invite in. I have had the surgery 2 twice to repair my floppy vah jay jay
            that was damaged from having one Baby and I dont sleep around then or now.

  4. I preordered the book, and I’m looking forward to reading it. I realize somethings may not seem credible, as in he left and she didn’t get child support/spousal support until she went to court since he was being a dick, or at least that would make sense to me. Maybe I’m wrong and the stories are all a bunch of BS, but I’m willing to wait and see.

  5. A scorned wife tells the world she treated herself to vaginal rejeuvenation on her ex’s dime. I want to like Brandi but don’t get people who want sympathy-from friends and strangers. I’ll read it if I see it in the clearance section.

    • Don’t bother, just get a coffee and read it at Barnes and noble for free, shouldn’t take more than an hour

  6. Actually, it has been known for some time by people who have been following Leann’s twitter for the past 4 years that Leann is the one who brought up Brandi’s V-jay surgery on twitter back when she had it done, and she taunted Brandi and had her fans taunt Brandi over twitter about it, so that news was already out there.

    • What the hell is wrong with Leann to do that? She must be extremely vindictive. After all, she was the one who “won” the husband (although Eddie doesn’t seem like much of a prize to me).

  7. Just by piecing together bits of info, I get the impression that Tamra and Vicks have somewhat mended fences during the off season, which sucks. I kinda wanted to see Vickie throw shit back at Tamra and hopefully ruin her wedding thunder. Not that I’m a fan of Crooks, but watching Tamra talk smack about him behind his back, when he did nothing to her, made my blood boil. Not to mention the way Tamra hid behind Brianna and used her to validate what she never had the guts to say to Vickie just emphasizes what a slimeball Tamra really is.

  8. I still love Brandi and think she is a great addition to the show. With regard to her surgery, she did say that things were taken out of order so I doubt seriously she had that done while homeless. As far as how she dresses, look, she’s a gorgeous, tall, slinky model who always looks great. They may not be clothes the rest of us could wear, but with a body like hers…go for it. Plus, she looks 15 years younger than she is. I was shocked when I found out her age!

    • I agree with you. Brandi was a good addition to the show. I am stunned that she wasted 12K on something so trivial. It was hardly a necessity to get rejuvenated.

    • I agree. I only wish I could get away with her clothes. Soon enough she won’t have that body and then she’ll start dressing the way the rest of us do. But in the meantime…why not?

    • Watch her talk again if you have the opportunity. She looks as if she has trouble moving anything but her mouth. By the way, I had two kids and my lady parts are just fine. Why would that even be on her mind. Just gross.

  9. So, instead of using the money for cash, food and other necessities, she preferred a vaginal rejuvenation…HA…great thinking. She still wants him, and she knows it. If here to be divorced or separated today, she would “do” him…you know like Denise Richards…loser.

  10. looks like the jersey crowd really put some money out on promo’s for sludge water. the van, the bus and that hanging image of crudiffer. evil thought: now that they’re al pallsy with bh’s crowd crudderfer might want to paste shana’s book on that hanging image.

  11. Wow! The Manzoids raised a whopping $1300 for charity! I wonder how many thousands of dollars in expenses they racked up to raise $1300. Let’s see, there is airfare, hotels, meals for six people and the poolside cabana and cocktails LapBand said they needed because they were so exhausted from traveling. Why didn’t they just write a check.

    I am laughing at the picture of Dlck Wakile getting ideas for a KatFish rejuvenation. Do you think a little nip and tuck on her Georgia O’keefe would get rid of the smell? Maybe they could hang one of those car deodorizers in there: new cooch smell.

  12. Considering this bill caused Eddie to flip out, it was not a consistent activity. Even single Moms need, and are entitled, to personal expenses which in no way interferes with shelter, food and taking care of children. This was her choice of a personal expense, a one time expense, and good for her.

  13. I beg to differ. Reality is a harsh mistress. Cooch rejuvenation isn’t even on the scale of necessities or priorities. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining unless Brandi planned to earn a living with her lady parts that was beyond stoopid. Why not charge 17000 dollars worth of rent and food. Here’s a cold splash of water but if a divorce judge found out about that extravagance he would go ballistic especially since she did not establish a home for boys first. Tells me miles about how important they are. Since when did we start drinking this kind of Hollyweird bullshit and worse pretending it’s justified. It’s not. Brandy is an idiot and not afraid to let the whole world know. Lets stop passing this tripe off as intelligence. It’s verbal diarrhea. Brandi is poor because she obviously makes poor choices with her money. She is another case of take the girl out of the ghetto but never the ghetto out of the girl. Time to learn some new tricks Brandi …….Time to turn off the woe is me , poor me tap and deal. She and Lee Ann are equally stoopid and gross. mainly because they idolize a man who does not and will not ever deserve them.

    • I agree. Now, I *might* spend that kind of money on my face, but I would FIRST have a decent place to live, car and money for food, before I would ever consider anything so STOOOPID.

  14. I’m not liking the part about Eddie yanking off her workout pants and them having sex after she finds out about the affair. I know it’s none of my business, and I’m just being judgmental, but YUK! I would have reached for a baseball bat before that, but that’s just me. :)

    • I think she put that in there to let LeAnn know that he was boning her ‘cuz he was prolly telling LeAnn that he wasn’t sleeping with his wife anymore. Married slimeballs lie to their side pieces like that and the bimbos are stoopid enough to believe it.

      But, yeah, you are right. I wouldn’t that roving penis anywhere near me after finding out about the affair.

    • It’s common in cheating and called “hysterical bonding”. (I took way too many psychology classes in college)

      If my man did that to me, I would squeeze a tube of oral gel right up his peen while he was sleeping.

  15. So..I think brandi had that surgery at some point much later. but regarding the child support. I can tell you that Eddie was more than likely unemployed when he left..which is why he actually left Brandi and went with LeeAnne. He could not support Brandi anymore and needed to maintain his lifestyle. Brandi had said they were over extended. I am sure he had no money coming in and was desperate to get Leeanne to support him. I can tell you from first hand in CA. If the husband has no money, they don’t have to pay you shit. The court…after many months, can order them to pay something – my husband for two kids had to pay $500…he did not pay anything for over a year. The Dept of Child Services in CA was going after him, but he had no job to garnish wages. Don’t think that Brandi could get money that easily. My husband was making about $5,000 cash on the side, but I couldn’t prove it, and DCSS doesn’t really care very much. They will file in court, and I had to take off work a ton – but he would just keep saying he didn’t have a job. Finally 3 years later, he is paying $500 a month – he owes back child support, but they allow him to pay an additional $25 a month on it. Don’t judge everyone about Brandi and child support. You guys have no idea what happens in CA…as someone who has been through it – if they don’t have a job and are looking for work you are screwed. Leanne’s money has no bearing on Eddie having to pay support. Their combined income as a married couple is not taken into account.

    • I am surprised that, as a community property state, California does not take into account the spouse’s income when determining child support. That really sucks that Eddie can live high off the hog on LeAnn’s dime while his children do without.

      • yep…it is their community property if they divorce, but not considered for child support. They figure the new spouse should not be obligated to someone elses children. My spouse did not remarry…no one will have him :) – Income from both parents is taken into account for college scholarships, etc…but not child support. But when Eddie first left Brandi – I don’t think they married right away anyway…but I am pretty sure he married LeAnne because he didn’t have a pot to piss in, and he didn’t know how to support Brandi and his kids anymore, so the chicken shtttz ran away to someone tha twould support him.

        • I live in California. My husband always paid his child support in cash to his ex. I know, stupid, but he wouldn’t listen to me. And he paid her more than he was told to. So one day she got mad and told the district attorney that he had not paid child support for many years. They attached our joint tax return and took all the money. We were then able to write a letter to the DA who immediately took the lien off our bank account but would not reimburse us our money.

    • Actually he was the star of the Playboy Club television series, which had it not been cancelled she would have done very well for herself. But she said many times she was glad he lost his job, which makes no sense because the more money he makes the more she gets.

      • it was jus tcancelled..and these shows are filmed 1/2 a year before.
        I think she has started to make her own money – enough of it anyway, and doesn’t want to take a dime from that slime ball. She should because it is her kids money, but I bet that Leeanne trying to be the perfect step monster is making sure they want for nothing.

      • Actually I read her saying she didn’t like him losing his job as then her child support went down.

  16. I’m sure Brandi had his credit card in her purse or something, right after he left.

    That said, you can’t get a cash advance unless you know the password, so hey, may as well get a spiffy new vagina.

    I don’t think I’ll be able to pee for the rest of the day just thinking about how painful that could possibly be though.

    • she did a pretty long while after he left..she said she had the credit card number called into her doctor.

  17. Any other time I wouldsay who Vicki dates is none of Tamara’s bit’ness. But when you look at the way Vicki treated Gretchen over Slade’s support problems (& I agree he should have done something by now to fix the situations) then she dates Crooksy who has had some of the same problems. It is a two faced thing to do. What applied to Gretch didn’t apply to her. Of course Tams isn’t known as Miss Morals so it may just be an excuse to target someone new , after she & Gretch patched things up. That said I don’t like Crooksy anyway, seems a bit creepy & totally fake.

    • I think Vicki took him back for a couple of reasons…she needed an escort to go to all those parties they have, and I’m thinking( I’m hoping she’s smart enough to do this) she had his sign over most of his earnings to her to pay her back for the money she gave him to his ex for back child support. If those aren’t the reasons, then Vicki is as desperate and crazy as Adrienne.

  18. I’m sure she was without money in the beginning but once she started gettin regular child support is when she charged the 12K. I’m sure she wouldn’t have done that at the beginning when she had to set herself up again. That’s my opinion.

  19. Of all the subject covered on this show, I feel quite certain that this particular surgery is no one’s business. We have to draw a line somewhere.

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