KIM RICHARDS: Letter To Kim Richards… Let’s Chat About What Yer Sellin’!!


Kim Richards’ included in her BravoBlog a link to her site where viewers can purchase several types of items.

After reviewing the items offered for sale on Kim’s site, there is one question for Kim:  do you have an advisor, Kim?

If so, can we speak to her/him?  Would a good time to talk be now?

  • OK!  Is this Kim Richards’ advisor?
  • Why, yes… yes, it is!!
  • OK, well, this is just a viewer of Kim’s when she’s on the RHOBH.  Just a viewer who kinda likes Kim, but is a bit hesitant to continue this conversation re Kim because she’s a bit fragile and we don’t wanna hurt her feelings.
  • Well, Kim’s out shopping at her sister’s store.

RHOBH Kathy Hilton store

  • OK… well, that’s a bit of a coincidence, because we’d like to speak with you regarding the items Kim is selling at her online store “
  • OH!  Great!!  So, you’ve already selected some items to purchase?
  • Well… not exactly!   We’d like to ask why Kim is selling some of these items.
  • But, all of the items are very high quality….

Maybe speaking to Kim’s ‘advisor’ wasn’t the best idea.  Maybe we should speak directly to Kim… that’s usually the best road to take… the direct path!

kimr                                                                      They want to talk….now???

Dear Kim,

We understand that you’ve had some very personal issues with which you’ve been dealing with from the first episode of the first season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  We could kinda tell that you were barely there mentally and that’s understandable, being that you had a substance issue and we understand that you shied away from participating in interviews which promoted the RHOBH; we also understand why you didn’t care to write your weekly BravoBlog!  All understandable… and if there is anyone who doesn’t understand, well just poo on them!

We know that you have been trying your hardest and commend you for putting one foot in front of the other every day.  It’s not the easiest thing to do, especially if you have an audience which is expecting good things from you.    We won’t get into the flip side of this, which is “she’s getting paid pretty well… blah, blah, blah…”

We also understand that you would like to cash in on your Housewife status… and that is where the questions lie!  Kim, did you create all of the items on your site?  Did anyone else have a hand in them?

We really like and encourage you to put up more of your “positive” clothing items!

However, if there was someone advising you about the other items on your site… they missed the boat.  That ship sailed… that train left the station… that car dusted you!  Whose idea was it to include “slut pig” t-shirts and “slut pig” capri yoga pants?

RHOBH Kim yoga pants slut pig


As a woman… let’s just chat “woman to woman” here… neither I; nor anyone whom I know would wear the above capri pants or this women’s t-shirt which has the words “SLUT PIG” across the chest…

rhobh kimr t-shirt slut pig


kyle kim finger pointing gif

After giving this some thought… thinking that maybe it’s just bad timing on your part; and if you would have been in a better creative frame of mind after the “slut pig” incident took place at the time of AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey’s Game Night, that these “slut pig” items would have been big sellers.

However, after much consideration, your “slut pig” items are simply in poor taste.  We truly hope the best for your online endeavor; however, you will do much better selling items which convey “positive messages!”

This is what we think of your “slut pig” merchandise…

kyle gif bleech

You can do better, Kim!!!


Game Night… Brandi’s version…