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FOR ALL SH READERS… TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: All Others Know What To Do!… We Thought Da Stanker Was Gone… But, She’s NOT!… AND, Look Who Threw Her Own Father Under The Bus For Bravo!…

Time for a SH Detour!!  “Why now” you may ask?  OH… many reasons!

Tree Joodice  Electronics Expo  cookbook book signing

TreeJoodice is NOT one of the reasons for this SH Detour!  However, ran across this while searching for something else!!    Yes… TreeJoodice DID advertise for a local electronics firm!

Probably when Tree was still attached to those PR people who now take care of Melissa, KomaKathy and the HoneyBooBoo of the OC!

Tree electronics store book signing

However, the MAIN reason… and the usual reason for SH Detours is that we’re sick and tired of these MORONIC HOUSEWIVES!!

But, first, a question:  WHY the hell is da Stanker still on TV?  Da Stanker got herself a two-year development deal with Bravo… from SH August 2, 2011:

“Additionally, Bravo renewed its relationship with Millionaire Matchmaker’s Patti Stanger, signing the Bravolebrity to a two-year development deal.

She will help find and mold new talent, and could potentially star in and executive produce another show for the network.  

The fifth season of Matchmaker premieres Monday, Aug. 15 [2011].″

We all were dancing around, celebratin’ like it was New Year’s Eve when this announcement was made in 2011.  However, da Stanker simply will not go away!

One of da Stanker’s new clients on her brand new season is **surprise** Denise Richards’ father!

Is Denise that hard up for attention that she will subject her own father to da Stanker’s “matchmaking skills”?  Is da Stanker so hard up for clients that she had to use one from MissAndy’s circle?   As you are all very well aware, Denise Richards is one of MissAndy’s tight circle of friends…

DENISE RICHARDS ARROW

NOTE:  If da Stanker needs more singles, howz about Melissa Gorga’s mother?  Not only would MeGo’s mother appear on da Stanker’s show, but Stanker would also get entertainment from both MeGo AND JoGo gratis!!  

MELISSA GORGA MOTHER DONNA SHWM

MeGo would do her very best lip-synching job…

and JoGo would dance…

Gorga Chippendale Dancer

From May 2012… da Gorgas on WWHL.  NOTE:  Like the question for Missy re “other women looking at your husband” wasn’t a plant!

AND… while looking for something else, look who popped up on “FlippingOut”!  

NOTE:   Bravo simply churns and turns the same people out and over continuously … weaving their “guests” through every conceivable Bravo show!   Still can’t figure out WHY “hoarder” Bob Lorsch… the guy who sued Shana… was on Jeff Lewis’ new “Therapy” show!  Lorsch certainly has enough money to pay someone to “unclutter” his home and to redesign his space!

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This “detour” is taking another twist in the road… and the REAL reason for this detour was this!

corvette

These idiots were pissed off because they never learned how to drive a stick shift!  Therefore, the car they had planned on stealing wasn’t stolen!  However, the owner of the vehicle now has to keep his car hidden from these creeps for fear that they will get one of their friends, who DOES know how to drive a stick, to steal the car for them!

ORLANDO, Florida [NMT] — Orlando television station WKMG reported an armed carjacking in Orlando was foiled when the two suspects couldn’t drive a stick shift, according to the victim.

The incident occurred outside the Orlando Regional Medical Center as the victim, Randolph Bean, was sitting in his 2002 Millennium Yellow Z06 Corvette around 11:20 pm on Sunday.

At the time, Bean said he was waiting for his wife to get off work and the car’s ignition was off. He said he saw two men approaching in his rear view mirror as he waited.

“With the gun drawn and pointing at me,” said Bean. “The guy finally yanked the door open and kind of half dragged me out, and demanded that I get on the ground.”

Bean said while he was held at gunpoint, the second suspect hopped in the driver’s seat hoping to make a getaway. However, his high-performance sports car wouldn’t start.

“The guy started screaming at me, ‘How do I start the car?,’” said Bean. “It’s got a standard transmission, so you have to push in the clutch when you start it. I told the guy that.”

But Bean said the man didn’t understand how to and was only getting more enraged.

“Four times the guy screamed at me, cussed at me about ‘How do I start the car?’ and finally, the other fella goes ‘It’s a stick!,’ said Bean.

Bean said at that point, the men took his keys, wallet and phone, and then ran off. He said he is now worried the thieves may come to his house and try again.

“Well, if they can’t drive a stick, they might have a buddy that can,” said Bean.

For now, Bean said his yellow Corvette is in hiding at an undisclosed location.

If police are unable to find these two men, Bean said he’ll have to change the Corvette’s locks, ignition and keys. He estimates it will cost as much as $800.

Bean describes both carjackers as Black males between 17 and 25 years old. He said police dusted the Corvette for fingerprints, but as of Monday night, the two are still on the run, WKMG said.

NOTE:  Don’t usually address these types of “rumors”… however, this fits perfectly!  The new “rumor” is that SH is the Queen of Videos and SH commenter, “MadePiley”!  IF SH were MP, this post would have been out hours ago!  SH does not have the video skills of MP!  Also, how many times is this rumor going to go around?  In previous incarnations, SH was commenter “BitterKitten” “click” and “Miles”!!  

Corvette commercial from 1984… **wanted to add Prince’s “LittleRedCorvette” to this; however, Prince has silenced ALL of his songs on YouTube!**

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88 comments on “FOR ALL SH READERS… TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: All Others Know What To Do!… We Thought Da Stanker Was Gone… But, She’s NOT!… AND, Look Who Threw Her Own Father Under The Bus For Bravo!…

  1. Made rocks! She is the SH blogs ultimate FlyGirl. Made can always make us laugh, smile and shed a tear or two . She says more with a vid clip than most of us can say with words. I’m glad she is a dear friend to all of us here at SH! Love ya Made!

    • Aint: I wish I had the excellent video skills of MP! I was searching for specific YouTube videos and it literally took me over an hour! We love our readers and especially readers who take the time to comment! “Made,” along with a handful of others who have been with SH since day one, have immunity at SH! The handful (Made, BSL, romo, who, Miles, AOM… I’m sure I’m missing a few) who have reached immunity status have done so by sticking with SH through thick and thin… and there were some thin times!! But, always, always fun!! These long-time commenters can attest to the fact that this is not the first time that SH is supposed to be a commenter. It gets tiresome after a while and I would not bother to address it, but this one kept being brought to my attention. So, will admit right now that not only is SH “MadePiley”… but am also EVERY commenter on SH, including “AintPittypat”!! LOL!! TFC!! SH

      • Whoever started this rumor must have consulted with the ever-reliable Allison Dubois. Everybody knows that her electronic cigarette does not lie! LOL

        • miss: LOL!! This is just a new version of a rumor which had been around forever! The first rumor was that I was commenter “click click my cat”… that one had some staying power! Then there were mentions that SH is other commenters. Then I recently saw the “SH is MP” several times and thought… OH, here we go again!! It is simply amazing that people are so interested in SH and what goes on at this site! TFC!! SH

      • Ms. SH, I am in kneegrazing awe of Made’s superior skills and cannot imagine trying to post links or video. I know my skillset and those two things continue to evade me. Made is so quickfire fast , she can post a vid clip before I can type dog. Amazingly it is always spot on and complements the discussion. I am so happy to have a home here on SH and especially pleased at the caliber of those who post. It is unusual to find so many witty and intelligent posters. I for one am flattered that anyone would have the very mistaken impression that I am Ms SH. Trust I am completely incapable of doing what Ms SH does so well. I am always impressed with your sense of diplomacy, even handedness
        and sense of humor. I have to admit I find it amusing that some would try and paint this convivial group as our beloved Ms Sh , we are all exactly who we present ourselves to be and reading our posts clearly proud of who we are and our well voiced opinions. Indiscriminately making baseless and ridiculous accusations is clearly the refuge of a simpleton.

      • LOL. Yep I remember the first time you were accused it was you were supposed to be Click. Good times. I always enjoy my time here at SH. This site tends to attract some very nice folks. Very funny and to be honest I never would have put my picture up here in the beginning until I started to see that other very smart people watch these shows and it took some of the shame out of it for me.
        If you are Miles, I am still waiting on my salad shooter. Bahahahahahaha.

          • tee hee. I cant ward them Jehovah Witnesses off with a slapchop. They just look at me like Im a crazy. Must have the trajectory of a salad shooter. :)

        • I can get that salad shooter for you as soon as I figure out who I really am. At first I thought I was the egg man, and then it turned out that I was the walrus and now I don’t know who the hell I am.

      • Well great, now that the secret is finally out that you have been me this whole time I should tell you that WHO is in jail again. Of course you already knew that because you’re me. I found out through BSL because she’s you and that makes sense because you told us. Wait, who’s on first? There has to be a funny video that can explain all of this better. Maybe Mp can hook that up because she’s you. Duh

          • This is a who’s on first true story. I was in a remote part of China about 15 years ago and I had to have some spare parts ordered and so I asked my interpreter if she could get someone to do it and she said that she would see that it got taken care of. Later, I asked her who was getting the parts and she said yes. Strange reply, so I asked asked her again who was getting the parts and once again she said yes and I thought that perhaps she didn’t understand what I wanted so I asked again who was ordering the parts and she gave me an odd look and said I told you three times already, Mr. Hu (pronounced who) is ordering the parts, can’t you understand English?? Oh what fun.

            Then we all got in the car and went to the salad shooter factory.

        • Come on now, Cyn, aren’t you really a stripper? You’re probably one of the strippers flocking down to make some money over the next couple of weeks. Let’s do lunch before your shift! :D

          • Someone DID accuse Cyn of being on the pole once if I remember right. I am sure if Cyn ever did strip she would take her classically trained in ballet body and knock it outa da park if she chose to do so. But stripper fail videos are just so fun to watch. Prolly because I am a lonely ole hillbilly ;)

          • I do have a pole in mt gym but we call it an exercise pole.
            I still haven’t learn how to do the upside down slide yet. My Grandson can climb to the top and we call that a noodle knocker.
            I’m along way from making a buck.

      • Oi, where’s my immunity status, huh huh, *sad panda face* lol

        MP is a legend, rightly acknowleged, thumbs up from me!

      • Perfection! Once you have it you never lose it. Age does not wither you my friend. You and I will always be young beautiful and smart as a whips even when on the odd occasion time attempts to put us in our place.

  2. I am one of your readers but never commented until now… the car jacking story is hilarious! Thank you for posting. I needed a good laugh today!

    • Thanks Stlrfan. We are both blonde. So she COULD be my sister from another mister. However I eat big macs and she would never dare. She knows grammar real good and I dont have the foggiest bout half the time.

      • MP: Still have never eaten a BigMac! Nor a McRib! My latest food find is Ghiardelli hot cocoa. Get rid of any hot chocolate you’ve ever had! This stuff tastes like a very rich hot chocolate; no after taste; very smooth; no harsh sugary taste… its’ just deliciously GOOD!! TFC!!! SH

        • Ghirardelli hot cocoa is the best! Got hooked on it the 1st time, from Trader Joes….never bought another kinda’ hot cocoa again! They didn’t carry it in the market by me now, so they ordered it for me…and I stocked up! SOooo good.

            • I buy the brownie mix also:) with walnuts. The same is true with their brownie mix…all good basic quality ing. w/quality chocolate. You never want to buy another brand again. Check the ingredients on them….makes all the difference. Every other mix has a long list of ing. that you don’t recognize, and/or that you know are bad for you.

            • I’m so excited!! I have a Swiss Miss Dark Indulgence every morning!! Going out to buy the Ghiradelli stat!! Lol. Is it in a container or packaged?

            • I buy the Ghiradelli packets that can be used with hot water from our Keurig maker for my husband. He has it every night.I keep the cannister hidden…be sure to try the powder in cooking. Enjoy reading here:)

  3. Yeah, I should comment on the rest of the post I guess :)

    The Stanker… go AWAY! Although I see SHE gets a pass for insulting the gay community – unlike Joe Giudice and his lovely wife :P

    Gag SH… Please don’t give MeHO any bright ideas! She’s already tried to get her ugly sisters on any show that will take them (and desperately the HW shows) – please don’t encourage the mother too!

    The car jacking story is pretty amusing unless it’s happening to me. That guy is lucky they didn’t shoot him in frustration. I’m glad my car is paid for an non worthy of such hijinks!

    Just a side note… Bravo must think we’re ALL stoopid by using Dr SoPhony in these shows. For Traylor he’s a marriage therapist, for Jeff he was an adoption specialist, and for another show he was something else. They don’t think we’ll notice? THAT aspect of the Bravo network (and it’s executives) sickens me. Pieces of crap… all of ‘em.

    • Can’t pass up on the million dollar question as to WHY, OH WHY, Big Mean Mouthed, Nasty, Skanky P. Stanker has NOT been put out to pasture yet??? Seriously, what is she doin’ for Miss Mandy??? Is it just the hook-ups??
      Blah-Void is making It easier, and easier to just skip even checking whats on “that” network. Totally enjoyed watching “Justified” last night and tonight it’s “Nashville.” Also looking forward to checking out New: “The Americans” on FX. The list goes on….
      SH is what keeps the HW’S alive.

      • I have to concur. HW needs to stop with the unsavory, bottom of the barrel casting , Stanker is shudder inducing. I come here for my recaps and updates.

        • I went to finish up on my laundry and I missed out on SO much here. Skanky P. Stanker is a disgrace to all women. I was going to say that I can’t believe they actually renewed her contract, but considering it’s Blah-Void…..I guess it shouldn’t be a surprise. Can’t believe anyone actually watches the show?!

      • I think Nashville is off for two weeks… I love that show too… Revenge is good, and so is suits… I love boardwalk also.. :)

        • Thanks shelagh5. lol It was a re-run of Nashville. I didn’t see your post until now. It was a good episode though. Love that song at the end. “You got the wrong song, cuz I got your number, this song’s about the liar and the cheater”… I have a crush on Deacon and Teddy is also a cutie; Rayna is a lucky woman :). I also like ‘Suits’ on USA..think it’s on tomorrow night.

    • Speaking of the Stanker Stanger, what is up with her 2 assistance? The girl dresses like a 40′s pin-up / biker chick. So weird. Is that a common look for LA? And the guy is a cross between Elvis meets Alice Cooper. They have the nerve to tell woman to change their hair or dress when they look like complete idiots themselves.

  4. Awe you guys put a smile on my face!!!!! Thank yall soo much. The videos Ms Sh chose today where perfect!!! Prince put the Prince lock down on all youtubes of his songs. Total Blackout unlike any I have ever seen. Cant tell yall the times I went looking for “lets go Crazy” to post on here and its no wheres to be found. Sometimes you can find a cover but usually those get pulled too. I am sure Prince is prolly in with those Bilberburg people(homework assignment for the night: If you are not familiar read up on it. Its fascinating) and this is how he pulls his tunes so quickly. baahahahahahaha. But seriously. No Prince on yourtube. Bummer for a Prince fan such as myself.

  5. Made IS an Ace with the videos and SOoooo friggin’ Quick with them on topic! Congratulations mp aka SH :). Just watch some of those fruit-loops that seemingly pop-up out of NO where LOL.

  6. Love SH. (On top of everything else, you introduced me to Louis CK and, for that, I will be eternally grateful!) Love Made. Love flipit/Ronnie. Love driving cars with stick shifts. Love Sly & The Family Stone. Cannot stand da Stanker– her schtik is sooo boring and old. Put her out to pasture already! Speaking of horses, is it just me or does MeGo’s mom kind of look like a “rode hard and put back wet” Carmela Soprano?

  7. I love it here too, every one is great. Although by the time I usually get to settle in and catch up, everyone’s already said what I would have! Great minds, right? Except for maybe that time when I took a mood/mind altering decongestant & came to read SH and started posting and woke up going “oh crap!”.

  8. I ALWAYSSSSS leave this site with a smile.I cut down on Bravo but amped up SH. Great comments too.

  9. I’ve looked forward to daily SH time since I stumbled in last year. Its layout, content, recaps are 100x’s better than the shows. The commenters are the best-smart, witty, thoughtful, insightful and fun.

  10. I’ve been reading daily since the news broke about Russell Armstrong (RIP). The content has just the right amount of snark for me. I read much more than I comment because most of the commenters have already said what I’m thinking, and expressed it better than I would have. It’s nice to read a blog where many are like-minded. Most disagreements are civil except when it comes to Jersey. I’m resolved to ,maintain a healthy distance from the heated disagreements about that show!

    Love reading everyone’s comments but especially MP, cyn, romo, BSL, Aint, done, miles, who and many, many more. I miss click, mythunker and AOM. They always added a lot to the conversation.

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