SH “HIT AND RUN” SUNDAY: EX-OC Housewife Moves To NYC… EX-RHONY Back With Andy (But He Don’t Want Her)!!… Why RHOBH Restaurant “Dar Maghreb” REALLY Closed!… New Jersey Shore “After Sandy”…

One of the original “Housewives” from OC… the “Housewife” who holds responsibility for introducing the world to her boyfriend, Slimey, has ditched the temperate climate of southern Cali for that of New York City!


Remember Jo DeLaRosa?  Yes… her.  Jo really would not get any attention at SH, except to remind everyone of WHY Slimey is still on your television screens!  Jo now resides on the UES of NY.

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NOTE:  Could this be a slick move by MissAndy?  Could Bravo be the brains behind Jo’s move to NYC?  Could Bravo have moved Jo to NYC to intimidate the present cast of the RHONY?  

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Jo does have herself a new boyfriend, which, as you can see, does not appear to be that “into” Jo!

Maybe Carole Radziwill can fix “new to NY” Jo up on a date with one of Carole’s rejects…


Speakin’ of EX-Housewives…

MissAndy is throwin’ Jillz BACK… again!!  

This time into those “shark-infested” waters of the East River!! 

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Poor JILLZ!!!  


As mentioned on SH a few days ago, the Moroccan-themed restaurant in which MO-reese…

… aka HagfaceKyle’s hubbend… aka John Turturro…


… explained to “poor” “dumb” Brandi Glanville…

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… how to settle her alleged ‘dispute’ with “big bucks” “loaded” and “dumb for reelz” Adrienne Maloof …

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(Oh, Adrienne… your choice of Rod’s kid simply makes you look dumb!  Mainly because Rod’s kid just looks like a total dumbazz!  And, we love you at SH, Adrienne!  In fact, many SH readers simply adore you!  We’re just so disappointed.  There are SO many out-of-work actors to choose from!  THAT will be the subject of an entire post, so stay tuned for THAT!)

… has closed!!  

Yes, the Sunset Blvd. Moroccan restaurant, which had been a long-time favorite of Hollywood diners has met its demise.

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The reason given for Dar Maghreb’s shutting its doors was that after the RHOBH was finished shooting their final scene in the restaurant, Dar Maghreb spent an outrageous sum of money on fumigators and specialized restaurant cleaners to deep clean the entire restaurant as the RHOBH left an odor which even the deep cleaning specialists had never encountered!  This resulted in Dar being left at the brink of bankruptcy!

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Even the belly dancers caught it!

Well, not REALLY!!!  Actually, the REAL reason given for Dar Maghreb’s closure was that they could not agree on new lease terms.

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We found the really, really REAL reason for the seemingly sudden closure of Dar Maghreb!  The REAL reason given re the lease terms was partly true.

Here’s what REALLY happened:

Dar was just about to sign up for another ten-year-lease.  However, after listening to Mo-reese explain to Brandi his numerous experiences with attorneys, the Dar Maghreb owners decided to give Mo-reese’s sure-fire-great-results-only on the ‘art of the deal’ a try themselves!

Right before signing the new lease, Dar’s owner thought he could negotiate a much better deal for his restaurant if he called the building owner’s attorneys himself to work out a more advantageous arrangement.

Apparently, Mo-reese’s dealing with attorneys only works for Mo-reese!


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After the call to the attorney and the deal went sour, the owner of Dar Maghreb visited MO-reese…

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… HagfaceKyle is blaming LisaVPump’s hubbend, Ken!!!


In a tour of the Hurricane Sandy ravaged Jersey Shore in the weeks after the storm, longtime reporter and shore resident, Brian Donohue, explains his feelings about how ‘Sandy’ has affected him… through a shore resident’s eyes.

(Thanks to SH readers “DSP” “XSpa” “PMG” and “Chantext”!!!)