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RHONJ DANIELLE STAUB: Jobless UK Teen Spends Welfare Money To Buy Twitter Followers “Wants To Be Just Like **GASP** Danielle Staub”!…

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WOW!   Just WOW!

An unemployed 19-year-old living in the UK has devoted his life (what there is of it) to becoming the next big “STAR”… even though he has zero talent!   This unemployed wannabe wants to be just like his idol… DANIELLE STAUB!

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According to TheSun Kieran Miller has fallen under the spell of believing that being a “reality” star is the way to go!

AND… what is the very first item required to becoming a “reality” star?  Everybody knows **said like Phaedra Parks** that the VERY first item on the list to becoming a “reality” star to make your presence known by BUYING followers on Twitter!

Kieran is spending his unemployment checks on just that!

“Kieran Miller, 19, has bought nearly 300,000 followers to boost his profile on the social networking site, at a cost of nearly £300.”

Kieran continues to say that he has no idea what he wants to become famous FOR and he admits that he has no special talent… but, that will not stop him, he just wants to be famous!   Kiernan has stopped looking for a J-O-B and is spending all his money and time on becoming “FAMOUS”!

“I don’t know if I can sing, dance or act or nothing, but it probably won’t stop me.

“I’ve been dreaming of this since I was 16, and nothing will stop me.”

Kieran, who lives with his unemployed mum Kelly Miller, 37, says his goal is to be like Real Housewives Of New Jersey star Danielle Staub.

He explained: “She’s getting people to follow her life just by being herself. She’s like an open book – that’s what I want to be.”

Note to Kiernan:  You should probably find out if you can sing… or act… or dance… first!    Good luck, Keirnan!   AND… keep buying your twitter followers… that has worked for many “reality” stars, including Danielle Staub!!

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32 comments on “RHONJ DANIELLE STAUB: Jobless UK Teen Spends Welfare Money To Buy Twitter Followers “Wants To Be Just Like **GASP** Danielle Staub”!…

  1. Another TLC housewife type show airs on Tues. Starter Wives. Don’t really know much about it other than seeing a short promo or two.

  2. I saw last nite on a blog advertising that a new episode of sin city was coming on. I thought that show was done. I never watched, after threats the “Justice Court” by ahem… Ahyme.. Turned me off. Now did I check last night? Nope, forgot about until now.

    • The last episodes are only running on TLC dot come. Amy pulls same stunt on there that she did here. The entire cast now thinks she is a looney-tic.

  3. I was feelin’ really bad about that boy from the UK, and much as I love this place felt a swift pang of guilt for bein’ a part of the Housewife “industry”. Then my va-jay-jay snapped shut when I saw the needle in the G-spot part, forgot all about the feller! HELP!!!

  4. Even after all the surgeries the one husband left her for younger woman.You can change the outer appearance but the inside is still a cold hearted selfish bitch.Beauty/plastic surgery is on skin deep ugly is to the bone.

  5. thanx for the article from the sun ms.hw awww bless keirnin’s heart. he’s so honest (that will have to go) and he will need to develope a drinking problem. wonder if he reads this site? hey he did manage to get some publicity. the way i look at it his chances are as good as anybody elses on the hw shows. go keirn!

    • I really was feeling bad about Kieran spending all his money with his Mom unemployed as well (have lived crazy hard like that myself in the past), didn’t have sense enough to think about the fact that the article might spawn enough publicity (or might be enough on it’s own) to possibly make his dream come true shortly! Or that he might read this site. Worst of all, also first time I posted without reading the article first!!! Great article, feel like a true slimeball :-( Okay Kieran, if you see this please disregard disgusting post made above in my name. Just an ol’ fool trying to be funny with the last little part of her brain that still lights up, and failing miserably as usual. You’ve got fans here already, people that’ll back you up. Best wishes to you Kieran, truly hope all your dreams come true!!!

      • Thanks for catching my attention and makin’ me think Burger.

        Thanks for catching my attention and making me think Burger!

        • yw yw our kier seems too have more ambition than all of the “privileged” manzo spawn combined. nj needs a new resident gay to replace bgg. if he’s from essex he would do just fine in jersey.

  6. Only 300,000 fake followers…nowhere near BubbaJax territory. Maybe she can convince her fake followers to follow the lad.

  7. Great, now this good for nothing lay about is going to be egged on in his delusions? He was in nursing school and now he’s on the dole spending others hard earned money on twitter followers? He is able bodied and admits to not looking for work and receiving a check from the taxpayers and people applaud this…I’m lost for words….Tell you what, he can have your money, my money I’ll give to charities I believe in instead of the government who gives it to delusional twits like this fellow.

  8. give him a chance luna. you don’t think the new jersey bunch as gone through more of our tax dollars than his measly dole check? defaulting on bank loans holding govt office for benefits?

  9. if he doesn’t make it it might give him incentive to go back to nursing school. i mean it’s either that or the lookers parking lot.

    • I think it is. I found his twitter. Look what he just tweeted. Now I feel sorry for him. He might not be all there
      Kieran Miller ‏@kieranmiller94

      @TheSunNewspaper PLEASE DELETE MY ARTICLE, I’M SORRY :(

  10. wait so he wants to be a woman? disgusting. he’ll have to become a prostitution whore with square implants.

  11. oh i don’t tweet anymore. tell him not to be scared and come on this site and talk to us. he doesn’t seem so bad. boy he really took a lashing though.

    • I dont have a tweeter. I really fell bad for him now though after seeing that. He must be getting a ration of chit for it.

  12. Please SH, it is not “British” as you are lumping the North, Scotland, Wales and N.Ireland together. The correct term here is “Southerner”. He spends his benefits on twitter followers and Sky Digital and on shitty subscription channels. Wow! He does all this with 50 pounds a week. How does he eat…I think too much. Each to their own I guess

      • I wasn’t being serious. Was saying it in jest. The Sun was right about him being British technically. They only use “British” when idiotic things like that happens in the South. Grr!

  13. Funny, goes to show different people really see situations based on what they know. To us she’s in need of a job, to some she’s a big star. Awwww, me. Humans are funny :P

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