BRANDI GLANVILLE: What You May Have Missed On the RHOBH!… Brandi’s Toaster!… It’s “ToasterGate”!!!

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Were you paying attention during the scene at Brandi Glanville’s house?

The brief scene in which Brandi chats with Kyle and uses the typical phrases that we’ve come to know so well… and which can be predicted down to the last word used?  The scene which sets up the whole “let’s go to Vegas” and have some girl time?    “Let’s move forward”… “Let’s not let this come between us”… blah, blah, blah!

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Brandi was preparing her pet’s dinner/lunch/breakfast…

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Brandi is so POOR that she cannot afford to either purchase dog bowls or paper plates on which to serve her pets…

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Brandi’s character started out on the RHOBH as “head b*tch of Beverly Hills”… as Brandi happily described herself on numerous interviews, back when Brandi did interviews with her counterpart, AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey.

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Since being upgraded to FULL-TIME Housewife, Brandi’s character is no longer “head b*tch of BH”… Brandi is now “POOR” Brandi!  POOR… single mother Brandi!   Brandi has no money; Brandi has no supportive hubbend!  Brandi is just a very POOR single woman/girl who is being attacked continuously by the HouseHusbands!  POOR, POOR Brandi!

Now that Brandi’s “character” has been established and the producer’s have gotten that “poor Brandi” label embedded in viewers brains… you may not have noticed what was sitting on Brandi’s kitchen counter!

A “Dualit” TOASTER!!

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So what… a “Dualit” toaster!?  If you don’t know toasters… “Dualit” toasters are the Bentleys of toasters!  And Brandi got herself a 4-slice toaster!!
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Brandi’s Dualit is $399.   Yes, $399 for Brandi’s toaster.


NOTE:  Can we stop with the “poor” Brandi stuff, Bravo?