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SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: Relevance… Blue Monday… Tamra Barney Promising “Many Housewives” At Party… Tamballs’ Bachelorette Party Is Now A Bravo-Approved “Housewives LIVE Tour”!!!… Only BRAVO Don’t Know It!!

NOTE:  The word of the day is “RELEVANT”…  adjective

Definition: having a bearing on, or pertinent with, the present subject; Synonyms: germane, pertinent, material, applicable, significant, apposite; Antonyms: irrelevant, unsuitable, unrelated, immaterial

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Hope you all know what today is!  Today is BLUE MONDAY… the most depressing day of the year!

The idea for “Blue Monday” began when a travel company put out a press release in 2005 announcing that a psychologist called Dr. Cliff Arnall had discovered the equation that tells us the most dismal day of the year. The equation he formulated took into account the weather, the amount of debt a person has after Christmas and their ability to pay it off, the time elapsed since Christmas, levels of motivation and the need to take action, and how long it was since people had broken New Year’s resolutions.   Yes, Dr. Arnall is responsible for today being the most depressing day of the year… according to his very own website!    Oh… Cliff is also a “life coach”!!

Kim Richards’ life coach is probably much better!!  Look!!  Kim’s life coach is wearing a blue shirt!  What a coincidence… Blue Shirt on Blue Monday worn by a life coach!

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Using today’s word, RELEVANT, and its variations… is this from Tamballs Barney!

Not only does Tamballs wish to stay RELEVANT by pushin’ tickets for her bachelorette par-tay… but, she also wants her fiance, Ellie, to also get somma that RELEVANCE by gettin’ him somma those REAL twitter followers, too!

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Most RELEVANT, however, is Tamballs’ need for you to BUY tickets to her bachelorette party taking place in February…

Tamballs bachelorette party pgCould sales for her upcoming bachelorette par-tay be in a slump?  Just inquiring, as… most RELEVANT is the manner in which the promotion for Tamballs’ bachelorette par-tay has taken a new twist to sell those $100 per person tickets.

When first mentioned on SH earlier this month, THIS is how Tamballs’ par-tay was being promoted at NoMa:

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Since that item was posted on January 8, there were some BIG changes made to Tamballs’ par-tay!!

THIS is now how her goat rodeo hoedown is being promoted:

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NOTE:  As you can see, Tamballs’ par-tay has become a “Real Housewives LIVE Tour”… and includes the “Bravo” logo!  

If anyone was looking at this new promotional piece and didn’t know any better, one would get the definite impression that there will be oodles of Housewives attending this “BRAVO-SPONSORED event” and even think that because the Bravo logo was included, that this was actually part of a “Real Housewives LIVE Tour” by Bravo!  

Wonder if MissAndy and/or Bravo is aware of this brand new “Housewives Tour”… allegedly being “sponsored” by Bravo!?   

This “event” is being promoted by IlluminationPR…

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… the very same PR company which put together these fine “events!     Unfortunately, Miami’s Adriana de Moura’s “meet ‘n greet” was cancelled… Chicago-area diners obviously found Adriana not RELEVANT enough to purchase tickets!

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Which Housewives from across the country will probably attend this fabulous “event” in honor of the needs-to-be-RELEVANT HoneyBooBoo of the OC???  

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The answer to that question is:  ALL the IRRELEVANT Housewives who are friends of IlluminationPR!  Therefore, certainly Richie and KomaKathy Wakile…. and for sure Melissa and Joe Gorga!

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FYI!  MeGo and Tamballs are VERY close… Tamballs LUVS da Gorgas!

Tamballs tweeted this back in June 2011:

“At a club w/ Melissa and Joe from jersey… I luv them!”

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NOTE:  Did a double-check over at Bravo.com for a “Real Housewives Tour”… there is NO Bravo-sponsored Tour taking place now or in February.  The last Bravo-sponsored Real Housewives Tour was back in September 2011!  The burglar balls of this promotional piece to make it appear as if this party is not only a “Real Housewives TOUR”… but that it is “Bravo-sponsored”!

37 comments on “SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: Relevance… Blue Monday… Tamra Barney Promising “Many Housewives” At Party… Tamballs’ Bachelorette Party Is Now A Bravo-Approved “Housewives LIVE Tour”!!!… Only BRAVO Don’t Know It!!

  1. Jacqueline Laurita will def be there as well as she and tamballs are buddies. Hmmmm….the two shit stirring, vindictive, nasty HW’s are made for each other…..tammy and jax should get bff tats.

    Melissa Gorga will live in the azzhole of any housewife that is in her team. From brandi to tammy MS Gorga will never miss a party…specially at a club.

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  2. Thats some risky business…putting a bunch of strangers in with a bunch of random suprise Housewives…mix in some alcohol, for a fee of course, and some feelings might just get hurt.

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    • Loved the Blues Monday song….it’s that kind of day today.
      What a bunch of Froot-loops! Tamballs being friends with MeGo-Ho-Ho is NO surprise. Always thought Tamballs, MeHo and Traylor Trash aka SWINE were cut from the same cloth. The 3 of them ALL belong in the same “SWINE BIN.”
      Maybe Eddie, JoGo or Dickie W. will have a GO themselves. Only Tamballs could manage to make Blavo look even worse then they already do.
      So, Brandi is friends with MeHo…my,my Hmmm?? Say it aint’ so.
      BTW, who in their right mind would choose to hold an event in NY in February, when they live on the west coast? That’s gotta be the coldest month of the year there. Miles must be cheaper to travel…just like Tamballs, MeGo and Traylor.

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      • Sorry, at first read I thought I read Brandi and MeGo-Ho-Ho were friends. Just wanted to clarify that. It’s been mentioned by “someone” on SH before. I must of read to fast and misread “brand” I thought maybe that it was true. Stand corrected.

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  3. Well ain’t that a swirly-pop, Tamballs is getting more bang for her buck by combining her unique brand of debauchery with Bravo’s. Of course she and MeGo are buds, they’re the spawn of kiss-azz!

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  4. Oh here’s another word for the day — DESPERATION…and it smells like TammyDooDoo. It’s on a freakin Wednesday! She fancies herself a “hard worker”, always “working my ass off” , but then goes off in the middle of the week to have a fake bachelorette party when she’s already married. Think she’ll make the other housewives pay the $100 ticket price? Yeeeahh, you know she expects them to buy a ticket AND bring her a gift. Goatfeed anyone?

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    • Seems like a good time to invite you all to my Christening. Yeah, so what Im 40something and not Catholic….just didnt seem right to me that I never got all those savings bonds and rosaries. Im registered at Nordstrom and Hoss’ Steak n Sea House. Fee to be announced.

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      • Sounds great, Parkview!! I’m not a priest but I am a non-practicing Catholic – let me officiate the christening for you – it will be a blast!!!

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        • Sounds great, gapeach. Id like to assume from your name that you are somewhere in waaaay-warmer-than-I-am-Georgia….so now Im thinking Destination Christening. Im sure nobody will mind the airfare and hotel costs. Or the fee (TBA).

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  5. This is too stupid. They probably get a discounted rate because it is the coldest month in NewYork. TamBalls isn’t a NY kind of woman- too fake and trashy + I am betting not many NY viewers are too into SlumBallTamra. Weird – and very desperate, bet she hadn’t sold any tickets and so they had to remarket her event. I wouldn’t go see this old washed up ho if they flew me there free and paid for everything. She is TRASH and don’t forget naked-wasted, something MeHo can def relate to!

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    • Wouldn’t be surprised if we start hearing about her tweeting incessantly — ” only 200 tickets left”…..”I’ll fake cry if enough of my dumb fans tells me how “real” i am”….”I might flash my tits”…..

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  6. LOL! Third marriage and always classy “charging” people for a bachelorette party? Hmmm, she can’t find one of her “friends”to throw her a party? And no gift bags for the first 100 to show up? Whatever you do, don’t touch the frosting on the cake!!!!!

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  7. Illumination PR and Management could use a Copy Editor. The invitation says “Come celebrate with Tamra’s bachelorette party with us! This will be the first time any Orange County housewife appears in Westchester, NY. NoMa Social will be hosting this event with a 3 hour of endless mediterranean tapas, and open bar.”

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  8. Ms Housewive, you need to read Tamballs’ Vision statement on CUT fitness website. It reads like a second grader wrote it. “We’ll go buy what your doctor says” rather “by” and just rambles without correct punction and grammer. Your kids can join the class if they want or just hang out while you take your $20 class. I called to see how many bikes they have for their class today, but no answer during their business hours. Sounds like Eddie’s voice on a machine! The facility looks rather small based on their pictures. There is a few job openings posted as well. I think when Tamballs did her benchmarking trip to another facility she didn’t hear the guy say, “be prepared to work 18 to 19 hours a day!” When you own a business, you have to be there Honey Boo Boo child! Honey puts the work in for the pageants, she doesn’t just show up!

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    • WTH? That ‘mission statement’ whatever is new! Tamballs and Teeths wanna cure child obesity. By putting kids in a room with windows so they can watch their parents. They fixed the address on the home page too. I’m so going. This is going to be fun!

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      • I’m sure she wants that more than having custody of her kids — which I’m sure are barred from surfing the internet. IAnywhooo, I can see her “offering” Eddie to Andy Cohen for a few nights as way to get the talks going. Nothing is too trashy or sleazy for TammyDooDoo.

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    • Looking forward to an honest review. Ride your bicycle so they can’t record your license plate number. You’ll be one of the few people there who isn’t already friends with one of them.

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      • I’m cracking up at the new mission statement (whatever) on her website. They want to cure child obesity….you have to go read it! LOL Tamballs….I’m 5’8″ and need just a bit more work on my abs. But my arms look like guns. Just sayin.

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  9. Oh, I just saw that they dropped the ONE DAY PASS from $65.00 to $25.00. Actually, they dropped all fees. I’d rather put my puppy in Waggs and Wiggles doggy day care for that day (which includes a bath) then paying that for a zumba class.

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