SH “HIT AND RUN” SUNDAY: Profound Words From Simon Barney… Fitness Joint STILL Lookin’ For Customers… BleeechFrankel’s New BF… NayNay Leakes’ Sitcom “Ratings Bombing”… Adrienne Maloof “SERIOUSLY, Adrienne?”… Camille Grammer “More Kissin’ and Huggin”


— adj
1. penetrating deeply into subjects or ideas: a profound mind
2. showing or requiring great knowledge or understanding: a profound treatise
3. situated at or extending to a great depth
4. reaching to or stemming from the depths of one’s nature: profound regret
5. intense or absolute: profound silence
6. thoroughgoing; extensive: profound changes


Simon Barney had some PROFOUND words, which he posted on his Facebook page, after watching the Lance Armstrong interview which Opree conducted.

OH!  Those “profound” words actually came outta Opree’s mouth, not Simon’s… whatever!  How profound… how profound!  Give Opree the Nobel Prize for profoundness!!

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GEE!!   Wonder if those profound words could apply to ANY of the Housewives?!

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While on the subject of the HoneyBooBoo of the OC, Tamballs Barney,… her newly-established fitness venture does not seem as though it is bringin’ in those throngs of fitness enthusiasts as Tamballs had projected would pay big bucks just to be associated in some way with a Housewife or to just maybe even catch a glimpse of an OC Housewife hoped!

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There are STILL E-L-E-V-E-N… yes 11… spaces open for a class beginning in two days!   It’s surprising to see that there are ANY spaces available!  Isn’t everyone in CA running with cash in hand to get fit with Tamballs?

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NayNay Leakes better hope that her one adoring fan who just happens to be a television sitcom creator/writer/producer, Ryan Murphy, has another project he’s working on… and has another role in which NayNay can “act”!

NayNay’s sitcom… The New Normal… has taken a nosedive in ratings, according to TheWrap:

“…while “The New Normal” at 9:30 also hit a ratings nadir, dropping 24 percent from its last original five weeks ago for a 1.3/3 and taking 3.3 million total viewers.”

NOTE:  NayNay might have that SAG card… but, that don’t mean she can act!  NayNay has been profoundly “acting” herself as herself being herself in every role she’s been handed by her fan!  


From TheDailyMail:  Brandi Glanville shows Kyle Richards that Kyle ain’t the only Housewife who has the paps lurking around her house just waiting for the moment when the garbage has to be taken out!

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Points to Kyle for wearing heels!  Sorry, Brandi… maybe next time!

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NOTE:  Poor, poor, poor Brandi!!  That is the same dress she wore on her way to her meetin’ with LisaVPump for some much-needed chatting about how they’re gonna tuck the “other women” story line into the RHOBH so the intro to “VPumpRules” would appear to be seamless to unsuspecting viewers shopping!   Brandi is SO poor that she cut off the sleeves, made a V-neck and added a collar to her “take out the garbage” dress!  Poor Brandi!!

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Also over at TheDailyMail… Camille Grammer and her BF are huggin’ it up for the paps.


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Adrienne Maloof’s choice of “man” is profoundly puzzling.   As is her choice of “goin’ out to dinner” apparel!

Sean Stewart in photos from TheDailyMail looks about as interested in Adrienne as he looked when Dr. Drew was warning him of the dangers of drugs when Sean was on “CelebrityRehab”!

Note to Adrienne:  We have always liked you at SH, Adrienne!  In all the communication with you/your ‘people’… have found you to be intelligent, efficient, personable and most importantly a very kind person.   We realize that it is your duty to keep yourself relevant in this Housewife-eat-Housewife **cough, cough** “reality” world… and by choosing this loser who has nothing but his Daddy’s name goin’ for him the 20-years-younger-than-you Sean Stewart, you have many chatting about you.  Nice job… nice way to keep your name and face relevant!  

However, pictures say a thousand words!  Photos of Sean and you portray two people who both know the deal… and show that Sean has zero interest in YOU!  The body language in the photos seems to be saying, “Elliot Mintz thought this was a great idea, so let’s do it!  Let’s see everyone’s reaction to us!”   AND… you “dating” this young-enough-to-be-your-son guy certainly takes the attention OFF of the buzz about your “big secret” which Brandi blurted out.

Nice try, Adrienne… but, no one is buying this new BF ‘story’!   Are you THAT hungry for attention/fame to stoop this low?   Think about it, Adrienne… and take a look at all the photos of you and Sean.   If you are planning on proceeding with this phony romance, you and Sean need to take some lessons in body language!  

To be perfectly honest, Adrienne… we are shocked and a bit ashamed FOR you that you would even be photo’d with someone who seems to not only have no respect for you, but no respect for himself … it shows in his choice of clothing for his “date” with you… that you would actually accept his appearance.  You know many more acceptable men… many who would be much more believable than this one!   So, if you are goin’ with this phony “Cougar” phase… you could do much better!


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AND… If you didn’t already know, B **BLEEEEEEECH!!!** Frankel  got a boyfriend… Warren Lichtenstein.

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All the months that she’s been whining about how “excruciating” her divorce is from Jason Hoppy, B**LEEEEECH**Frankel has been roaming about with Warren!

From the NYPost:

Lichenstein is the head of $4 billion New York based hedge fund Steel Partners, which he co-founded in 1990.   NOTE:  This is a nice little insight into hedgefund Warren/SteelPartners from 2009!

(Thanks to SH readers “CathyFromFTM” “PDM”  “PMG”  “Cybraxis” “Mary” “Aint” “HWFan” and “SloMo”!!!)

159 comments on “SH “HIT AND RUN” SUNDAY: Profound Words From Simon Barney… Fitness Joint STILL Lookin’ For Customers… BleeechFrankel’s New BF… NayNay Leakes’ Sitcom “Ratings Bombing”… Adrienne Maloof “SERIOUSLY, Adrienne?”… Camille Grammer “More Kissin’ and Huggin”

  1. My guess is that Jason caught some herpes from B and realized she really is bad for his health. I cant even imagine the STD’s this chick has.


  2. Adrienne’s guy friend seems scuzzy to me. He just has that scuzzy look about him. I don’t quite feel like I want to barf when I look at him, like PT’s George, or that nasty Thomas Kramer scumbag that the Miami ladies loved, but just a queasy feeling of yuck. Adrienne has definitely sunk to a new low and that’s pretty hard to do.


    • Lol, and ITA with the “new low and that’s pretty hard to do” Slaen. Imho Adrienne always seemed full of sh*t even when she was trying to seem understanding and caring with some on the first season. Couldn’t put my finger on why exactly at the time, she just seemed too nervous and uncomfortable with it in the scenes. Not saying everyone should be understanding with everyone, or kind for that matter. And I appreciate strong, confident business women with or without the other attributes–no one can have/be everything. But Adrienne seems to be faking it ALL, and I can’t even feel the usual sympathy/empathy I feel for people who just haven’t figured out who they are yet (I know she’s on the older side for that, but we’ve all seen it happen, and it does sometimes seem to last longer for the very rich, if they’ve grown up too sheltered). Imo Adrienne has for many, many years been the type person that is just as lovely as she can be to anyone’s face while totally ripping them otherwise. I mean, waaay beyond the “usual” when it comes to being two-faced and passive-aggressive. She doesn’t just speak badly about someone she disagrees with/doesn’t like behind their back, she tries to destroy them in whatever she feels is the most important facet of their life. And she’s not woman enough to let anyone (other than Paul, I think that’s why she CONSTANTLY niggle/naggled at him, until a ‘course she pulled out the big b*llsh*t guns during the divorce) know to their face that she even slightly disagrees with them about anything at all in the world, including the weather. She goes straight from “butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth” to “I will destroy you.” And most times that’s found out through others as well. I think that scene she had with Paul at Mo’ripoff’s’s shin-dig was really rare in her life. If it hadn’t been set up the way it was, and with Paul being so loud about it, imo she wouldn’t have said a harsh word to Brandi’s face and tried to do her damage on the DL (well, DL from Brandi, while secretly involving as many as others as she could of course, she also has to have back-up in her behind-the-scenes bullying). While still not having the balls to say more than “Geez, that did bother me a little, but we’ll work it out” as she’s patting Brandi’s back. Bet Paul even got some version of that treatment before she pulled the fake abuse/or true but it’s okay for the kids to be around someone like that w/out anyone else present load a crap. And yeah, I get that it’s better not to show your hand (didn’t say bullsh*t and lie) if someone’s truly trying to “get you” in some serious situation, but I think Adrienne’s the type to react the way she does with someone who said they didn’t like her outfit on slow days. And I think before she was on the show, pert near everyday was a slow day, being as Ms. Maloof was able to avoid hearin’ about much in the way of criticism. Money can make it easy to surround yourself with “yes men,” but you can’t pay the whole world to be, and she chose to let us in. Look, be a strong woman if ya wanna, be a kind woman if ya wanna, be snarky or sweet, evil, angelic, or any combination known to man, but why be so d*mned fake about it ALL Maudie? That’s what makes a person truly sad, pathetic, and disgusting. Okay, feel much better, pain’s let up quite a bit. Thanks y’all! :-)


      • Meant thanks y’all for giving me a safe place to go on a ridiculously long uncalled for rant in the middle of a miserable night, lol!


  3. Ahh Bethenny, always the climber. Kinda makes the interviews her mom gave saying she would dump Jason a lot less crazy, in retrospect…


  4. 1. Simon Barney’s bare feet in the house makes me cringe.
    2. PDA is gross no matter how famous, cute or “odd coupled” that you have a pathological need to show off. Yea. You Camille and Adrienne.
    3. Bethanny………no effing words for her.


  5. None of these women make me proud to be of their gender, that is for sure! I hope Jason does get custody of Bryn as it would be the best thing for the little girl. Beth no doubt loves her daughter, but her craziness can in no way make for a good life, a stable life for a child.


    • GF: That and more re BFrankel has been on SH. It is one of the many reasons why BFrankel is in the “HWs we don’t care about” category! If you’d care to read more re BLEEECHFrankel, just put “BFrankel” in the SH search bar! Happy reading! TFC!! SH


      • She was always so aggressive very harsh, no refinement , she was brazen even if it were a shawl or just a handbag to hawk, but this is…….well……..criminal. Going off to read now.


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