As you all know, ma boo “flipit/it” Ronnie and I got married last month. Yes, we are survivors of the dreaded Mayan prediction! There is sooooo much to report re our wedding… but, we’re still on our cruisin’ Honeymoon!! So, that wedding report will have to wait.
Ma boo just called down to the concierge on this cruise ship, which is supposed to have EVERYTHING, for his brand of cigarettes and was told that he smoked the last pack yesterday. So, instead of ma boo waitin’ until we disembark in the next port, ma boo jumped ship and is swimmin’ on over to Hong Kong for some smokes!
This ain’t no Disney Cruise, Carnival Cruise or a crap Celebrity Cruise… this is a Crystal Cruise we’re on. There are twenty staff members for each person aboard and nineteen of them have jumped into the ocean waters tryin’ to get on dry land before ma boo, just to get his cigs before he does!! It would be considered a tragedy and a big ding in the service record of this fine ship if ma boo were to scrounge around Hong Kong for his own smokes!
One staff stayed on board in preparation for ma boo’s return… steamed hot towels, massage, a breakfast selection and a bowlful of Dunhill lighters.
I been yellin’ at ma boo to swim back to ship, but it’s a bit dark and he says he’s enjoyin’ the swim and that the “dolphins” (the staff members) are very friendly and are talkin’ with him!
When ya gotta have a cigarette, I guess ya gotta have one!
Well, before he did a triple flip into the ocean from the balcony of our de-luxe suite… ma boo from TVGasm finished his BS of the Day!
While you’re over at TVGasm, give a listen to their new WatchWhatCrappens!!
AND… while awaiting his return…
…found somma my favorite tunes as a nice little surprise for ma boo to listen while he’s getting pampered!!
Hope you also enjoy…
Casanova SH?
We must be close in age – I love these two songs, but that was definitely one of my favorites. Thanks for the blast from the past!
Casanova is my jam. Since you are playing a Levert song, can I direct you to my favorite Gerald Levert song. Perfect for your occasion.
Leon: Thanks!! So sad that Gerald died very young. If you didn’t know, Gerald was Eddie Lavert’s son… Eddie from the O’Jays. TFC! SH
Yep, I grew up on the old school and I stan out for them. They don;t make music like this anymore.
My contribution to the honeymoon bliss. And don’t nobody try to even front. All yall know every single word to this. Yeah you do
Dude I need love is that song! Old school LL is everything.
Takes me back. For sure. My girlfriends and I used to sing I Need Love to the top of our lungs at sleepovers. Good times
Okay, that explains why he was AWOL for the last Watch What Crappens. All is forgiven. Hope you had a lovely honeymoon.
I can’t get ENOUGH of Earth Wind and Fire!!!! They are AMAZING!!!!
Most romantic honeymoon ever! Well, it’s the only one I’ve had but still. The most romantic part was when we went to the buffet at lunch and ate through til dinner! Love you boo!
Will we here the click, click of little hoofs running around anytime soon?
You still got that tattoo, cyn? Or am I making things up again. I know MsSH’s wedding was amaaaaaaaazing though!
Yep still got my Tat. Since we didn’t recall being at the wedding, do you think we’re cruizin and we just don’t know it?
Could be… I wonder if we know anyone else on this thing. Who am I again?
Whoops
the bride’s nose didn’t look broken though. That’s a plus!
Oh crap it looks like someone mistook what we said about the 10 donation.
Bryan @bulldog_nj
Someone said I’m broke that I need $ lol i never even started this! The Poorest person I know is a millionaire! I live Happy & I am ME!
Bull,
Simma downnow
Love,
Made n Romo
p.s. Hire your millionaire ass a maid to pick up after them doggies.
He sure didn’t feel the need to set the record straight on any of the other stuff we said.
So true. I heard what he was NOT saying loud n clear.
MP: Am literally LOL’ing! That bride looks PISSED! Too funny!!!! TFC!!! SH
Glad you got a laugh out of it. Drunk females aint the only ones known to wreck a wedding reception.
See what happens when cousins marry?
lol
Is that the reason you’re starvin yourself now??? You need to stop that crap…we love you just the way you are, dammit!
Hearing Al Green was great. Also loved Earth, Wind and Fire, but I had a few other favorites.
I’m wondering how Ronnie is going to get back with those cigarettes dry?
Thanks Ms SH……love, love LOVE the flashback!!! Brings back great memories!!! Thank you!
Thanks for the trip down memory lane, Ms SH…great set of tunes, brings me back!
Thanks, Earth Wind and Fire is one of my all time favs….memories…..
Love the music from the 70′s. Thanks for sharing Ms SH! Memories of lots of fun living in NYC.
MsSH: Since this is a detour away from the HW B.S, I just wanted to mention that Thursday nights on USA @ 10 p.m. “SUITS” is back on. Good show! I don’t know if you’ve ever watched it, but I remember you once mentioning you watched “Burn Notice”. Burn Notice also being on USA…thought you might be interested. kt
I hope you got my wedding gift of Nicorette.
BSL: LOL!!!! Ronnie loves his smokes!! Too funny!!! TFC!! SH
Lol! Best Wishes MsSH and Congratulations Ronnie! Will you be going on a trip around the the world? If so, don’t forget to keep us posted as you hit each port, would love to hear of your continuing exploits, along with the accompanying mood music as well!
Just think you could have a vow renewal at each port as well, those housewife bishes got nothing on you!
SH…gotta say-that is an awesome diving shot!