As you all know, ma boo “flipit/it” Ronnie and I got married last month.   Yes, we are survivors of the dreaded Mayan prediction!  There is sooooo much to report re our wedding… but, we’re still on our cruisin’ Honeymoon!!   So, that wedding report will have to wait.

Ma boo just called down to the concierge on this cruise ship, which is supposed to have EVERYTHING, for his brand of cigarettes and was told that he smoked the last pack yesterday.   So, instead of ma boo waitin’ until we disembark in the next port, ma boo jumped ship and is swimmin’ on over to Hong Kong for some smokes!


This ain’t no Disney Cruise, Carnival Cruise or a crap Celebrity Cruise… this is a Crystal Cruise we’re on.  There are twenty staff members for each person aboard and nineteen of  them have jumped into the ocean waters tryin’ to get on dry land before ma boo, just to get his cigs before he does!!  It would be considered a tragedy and a big ding in the service record of this fine ship if ma boo were to scrounge around Hong Kong for his own smokes!

One staff stayed on board in preparation for ma boo’s return… steamed hot towels, massage, a breakfast selection and a bowlful of Dunhill lighters.

I been yellin’ at ma boo to swim back to ship, but it’s a bit dark and he says he’s enjoyin’ the swim and that the “dolphins” (the staff members) are very friendly and are talkin’ with him!

When ya gotta have a cigarette, I guess ya gotta have one!

Well, before he did a triple flip into the ocean from the balcony of our de-luxe suite… ma boo from TVGasm finished his BS of the Day!

While you’re over at TVGasm, give a listen to their new WatchWhatCrappens!!

AND… while awaiting his return…

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…found somma my favorite tunes as a nice little surprise for ma boo to listen while he’s getting pampered!!


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  1. Casanova SH? :) We must be close in age – I love these two songs, but that was definitely one of my favorites. Thanks for the blast from the past!

  2. Casanova is my jam. Since you are playing a Levert song, can I direct you to my favorite Gerald Levert song. Perfect for your occasion.

  3. My contribution to the honeymoon bliss. And don’t nobody try to even front. All yall know every single word to this. Yeah you do

  4. Okay, that explains why he was AWOL for the last Watch What Crappens. All is forgiven. Hope you had a lovely honeymoon.

  5. Most romantic honeymoon ever! Well, it’s the only one I’ve had but still. The most romantic part was when we went to the buffet at lunch and ate through til dinner! Love you boo!

  6. Hearing Al Green was great. Also loved Earth, Wind and Fire, but I had a few other favorites.
    I’m wondering how Ronnie is going to get back with those cigarettes dry?

  7. Love the music from the 70′s. Thanks for sharing Ms SH! Memories of lots of fun living in NYC.

  8. MsSH: Since this is a detour away from the HW B.S, I just wanted to mention that Thursday nights on USA @ 10 p.m. “SUITS” is back on. Good show! I don’t know if you’ve ever watched it, but I remember you once mentioning you watched “Burn Notice”. Burn Notice also being on USA…thought you might be interested. kt

  9. Lol! Best Wishes MsSH and Congratulations Ronnie! Will you be going on a trip around the the world? If so, don’t forget to keep us posted as you hit each port, would love to hear of your continuing exploits, along with the accompanying mood music as well!

    • Just think you could have a vow renewal at each port as well, those housewife bishes got nothing on you!

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