KYLE RICHARDS: Kyle’s New Hair Product… Are YOU “Underappreciated… Sad…Overworked”?… Take One Of Kyle’s Hair Pills And It Will All Go Away!!!

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Our very favorite splits-maker and hair-tossin’ Beverly Hills Housewife, HagfaceKyle Richards, is now the OFFICIAL spokesperson for her hair product, Nourage!

Per Nourage, your HAIR tells all!!

“Our hair says a lot about who we are. Happy. Sad. Overworked. Underappreciated. And with all of the coloring, straightening, curling and perming, our hair can start to rebel, leaving brittle, thinning and lackluster locks.

Much like our bodies and minds, when low on nurturance, our hair becomes lifeless and lacking in confidence. This, in turn, affects how we feel from the inside out.”

NOTE:  Throw away all that information to get in touch with your psychics, card readers and mystics! Get rid of all your evil eye paraphernalia… and cancel all those appointments to your endocrinologist!   All you have to do is BUY somma what HagfaceKyle is sellin’… you will no longer be sad, overworked or underappreciated!!

ONLY $59.95 for a bottle of this amazing product!!


There IS that “fee” attached to any Housewives product… the “handling and shipping” fee for Kyle’s hair stuff is approximately $8.00.  Hmmmm…. $8.00 to ship a bottle of pills?  DAMN!  The approximate shipping price for a t-shirt is $2.50!  That “fee” which is always a part of any Housewives product is really where they get ya!

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Kyle ‘splains how wonderful her product is!!

Kyle also explained her involvement in this wonder-pill company back in November… from SH November 7 2012:

I just use a pharmacy product like Pantene. I don’t spend a lot of money on my shampoo. I use a hair care vitamin called Nourage. It used to be called something else; it was a horrible name. Thank God they changed the name. I used to have to buy it from my friend’s mom, who was a rep. I would drive to the house, we would wait outside… It was like a shady drug deal! Now It’s available online. So, now there’s no more shady transactions.

It’s so funny because I’ve always been asked ‘What shampoo?’  Fans started asking me about different things, and I started talking about Nourage. My friend ended up buying the company because her mom was making so much money selling it out of her house. Now they’re like, ‘Do you want to be our spokesperson?’ It’s funny.

NOTE:  Any time there is the opportunity for HagfaceKyle to whip her hair, she takes it!   The most recent was the Monday episode of the RHOBH… in the Moroccan restaurant.  Kyle just can’t help herself!   Kyle’s dream of being a spokesperson for that cheap drugstore Pantene shampoo will never happen… now that she’s made it clear that to get hair just like hers, all ya gotta do is pop a pill!

From Brandi’s MalibuBeachHouse Par-tay… December 2011…

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