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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS preview: Mauricio Umansky STILL Havin’ Words With Brandi Glanville… John Turturro Brings Booze Bottle As MakeUp Olive Branch for Ken Todd At ART GALLERY! … Shana’s BravoBlog

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The VERY unnecessary John Turturro/Brandi Glanville tussle continues!!

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John Turturro tries to make up with Ken by bringin’ him a bottle of booze… at an art gallery!   How awkward and out of place is this whole contrived scene!?

Apparently, John Turturro does not take his own advice… that is to pick up the phone and call someone if you’re having issues with them!  Instead, John waltzes into another producer-induced set up taking place in an art gallery and TRIES to hand Ken a bottle of “great tasting” gin, which would look great in Ken’s bar!

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Ken does not see the “graciousness” of John’s feeble attempt… Ken probably suspects that John, more than likely, picked up the bottle driving on the way to the art gallery!

Doesn’t John KNOW that Ken and Lisa have TWO bars in their restaurants and prolly have cases of this special gin?  Yep… definite product placement!!

John Turturro doesn’t even have the decency or the manners to wrap the bottle!  It’s like… “Here, Ken!  Here’s the producer-induced product placement, which we are now required to do on our show.  This week it’s this very special-tastin’ booze.”

 

NOTE:  Yes, we do have problems with the obvious producer-incuded advice “just pick up the phone and call the lawyers who are suing you” and your legal problems just go away… according to John Turturro!   Ken Todd is correct… it don’t work that way.  Even John Turturro knows this!  

Otherwise, WHY would John have protected his guest at his last season’s WhiteParty, Camille Grammer, against “sue happy” Russell (RIP) and Shana?  WHY didn’t John Turturro whack Camille with the very same advice he is now giving Brandi?  Just call up those lawyers, Camille… do some smooth talkin’ and it will all go away!   Camille was instructed by her attorneys to not have any contact with the Armstrongs and like any intelligent person, Camille listens to her legal counsel.

AGAIN… the question is WHY didn’t John spout off the same idiotic “advice” to Camille as he did to Brandi?   Did the RHOBH producers think that what happened at da Umansky’s WhiteParty would have been forgotten?  If so, the RHOBH producers do not think very highly of viewers!

 

 

 

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This was a good spot in which to include Shana’s **BLEEEEEECH!** BravoBlog… this is her entire blog:

I don’t have much to say about this episode.

There is clearly a division in our group of friends regarding the Brandi vs. Paul and Adrienne scenario. I have mixed emotions. I don’t agree with Brandi’s decision to air such a sensitive secret about their family. And I don’t agree with Paul and Adrienne having an attorney send a letter to Brandi threatening a lawsuit.   NOTE:  Just like last season’s RHOBH… it’s a “threat” to sue.  All these Housewives shows LOVE the word “threaten”!

This seems like deja vu to me. When Russell threatened Camille with a lawsuit in an email last year, (with no attorney involved) Paul and Adrienne were leading the charge to have us kicked out of the white party and banned from the Hawaii trip. I didn’t agree with what Russell did, but the hypocrisy is disturbing. It’s all different when the shoe is in the other foot.

“Friends don’t sue friends” was the line that resonated most with me from last year and I agree.   NOTE:  Unlike Brandi’s “lawsuit”… Shana’s came about because she blabbed to all the Housewives about her personal issues with Russell (RIP)!  Big difference there, Shana!  Shana is simply hookin’ her “threatening” lawsuit on to Brandi’s “threatening” lawsuit to get some unwarranted sympathy.  It ain’t workin’, Shana!

 

 

Answer to HagfaceKyle’s question about the HouseHusbands… BOOT ‘EM!  Boot them all!  No one wants to see any of the HouseHusbands!!   Especially those NewJersey “livin’ offa my wife as a Bravo Housewife” HouseHusbands!

Well, maybe except for “What’s for dessert” Dean Zanuck… and maybe we’ll keep Ken Todd around, too… and almost forgot about David Foster!!

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201 comments on “REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS preview: Mauricio Umansky STILL Havin’ Words With Brandi Glanville… John Turturro Brings Booze Bottle As MakeUp Olive Branch for Ken Todd At ART GALLERY! … Shana’s BravoBlog

  1. I was so appreciative of Ken stepping up his defense of Brandi. MoRice had no business bringing that up at a dinner party, and he did not even ask for the details from Brandi. He just assumed that this issue was started by Brandi, when Brandi had said numerous times that Adrienne had started it. And let’s not forget that it was Adrienne, prior to the reunion, who called a meeting to ‘TAKE LISA DOWN” at the reunion. Camille and Brandi opted out of that order by Adrienne. Then Adrienne adn Paul tried to strong arm Brandi into sending negative tweets about Lisa…and I am sure there was some kind of retribution from Brandi’s lack of complicity. We all see how Adrienne operates – Lisa still paying for not ordering her daughter to have the bachelorette party there. Anyway, Brandi needed defending because Mo Rice was being a bully. The only comment that should have been made would be – “Maybe a phone call could put this to bed – but I don’t know the whole story, so I am going to stay out of it Brandi.” He was being a Faye Resnick going after Brandi without all the facts and totally ignorning all the heinous actions of Adrienne previously. I think Ken is honorable.

    • I was thinking the same thing about him being a male faye in the situation. Who are they to assume they are the peacekeepers? Both are just attacking Brandi…which is the opposite of peacekeeping while chastising her about not wanting to keep the peace. Hypocrisy at its’ best.

      • And who was he to question Ken when Ken was clearly attempting to cool the situation down. Mo blew it though when he said “who cares” about what Adrienne did to Lisa. That was a low blow, and will not be forgotten I am sure. bottle of gin or not.

        • Kyle to Ken in Hawaii- We don’t care.
          Maury to Ken last night- Who care’s?
          What does John & manhands have against the Ken’s of the world?
          If your name is Ken, the Umansky’s don’t care.

        • I think what he meaant was that an accusation of selling stories to the tabloids was not as bad as what Brandi said about Adrienne’s family. I see this whole thing as a war between Adrienne and Lisa, with everybody else getting caught up in the middle. I don’t think it would be difficult at all for Lisa to manipulate Brandi into saying things about Adrienne, and obviously Maurico is going to side with Adrienne and Paul who have the money. Although he really should just stay out of it. That scene with him and Ken was hard to watch.

          • Ummm. Lisa did not war with Adrienne. She told hr directly how she felt. AM was the one creating behind the door meetings to take down Lisa. And frankly, I don’t see how Lisa manipulated Brandi … AM brought BG on the show and BG would NOT be manipulated to smear Lisa even though it would be in her favor to do so. Lisa has NOT asked BG to do the same. Also, it was Kyle who asked BG what was up with AM. BG took the bait and handed over a bigger fish than she should have. A bigger fish that everyone knew of, except Kim… just not the public.

          • It wasn’t hard for me to watch, had it been possible, I would have reached my head through my tv screen and gave Ken a big ole kiss for telling MoRice off!!! Then I’d have hugged Brandi for telling him to F off, and then one to the man who wanted dessert!!!

            • In my obviously solitary opinion, I think Ken was ridiculous to suggest that Brandi was just a poor helpless woman with no man to look after her. What is this 1950? She is all cojones and bravado, but when her mouth gets her in trouble all of a sudden she is a helpless cry baby. Not buying it. Also, I think Mauricio has a right to defend his friends who once again are the subject of a group discussion when they are not around. He did so calmly and without profanity.
              Now instead of children should be seen and not heard, it is men should be seen and not heard? Please. Brandi brought it up and threw it out there, but the current posture seems to be how dare a man publicly disagree with a woman. Are you kidding me?
              Anyway, just my humble opinion.

              • Bessie I didn’t look at it as so much that MO was defending his friends , but rather attacking Brandi, it was sport for him.

              • I am thinking that what Ken meant by that “she doesnt have a husband” is this:
                Mo-reece, if she had a mate here with her you and Paul would not DARE come at her like you have cause yalls is bishes like that.

      • Well, the pipeline to both Faye Rancid and Vyle’s hubbend Mo’rancid is old Vyle herself. So presumably they are both spewing her party line.

        • I agree, this is about Vyle being eaten alive with jealousy over Brandi and trying to take her out, especially cause the viewers didn’t turn on her last season like they turned on Camille when she dared go up against that nasty camera hog hag!

    • Maurice is nothing but a jerk! How dare he act holier then tho…there he sits, information from his hag, and fake Faye… Taking down Brandi.. I thought what the hell, they are ganging up on her again.. This has been going on for 2 years now.. It’s annoying and totally discusting… Why can’t they pick on the trailer trash, anyone… Then he brings a bottle of booze to ken thinking this will take care of the situation, that I caused the other night… Bull crap…he should have kept his big mouth shut… His hag is afraid to write a blog, I see it on bravo, I tried to get a word to her, to speak, hag face speak! Of course they are off as fast as I put them on… Maurice should take that gin and shove it where the sun don’t shine…hag face is going down fast… Mo too, and righty so… Ok, I feel a little better… Kinda. :)

      • Mo-reece thinks he’s slicker than snot on a doorknob. He can make lawsuits disappear with a single phone call, so I guess an amaaaazing bottle of gin should work wonders on Ken. Phfft! Mo-reece is a douche.

        • He also apparently thinks Brandi is a non-entity and is shocked and befuddled that Ken and Lisa are defending and standing by their friend. How utterly astounding of them.

            • He has no integrity to stand for a friend, hes in it for what’s in his best interests that’s all, or just to hurt the other side.

              • Lets face it Mo was some guy Kyle met in Mexico. She got knocked up and they married (as all the girls did.) and went to work for his family. Explain to me what he has to brag about.

    • I think there is alot to this story that we don’t know. The way Mauricio looked at this Art Gallery was almost as if Ken or lisa said something really bad about Him or Kyle. It wouldn’t surprise me if Mauricio got wind of something Lisa said about him and his realestate business that he didn’t like. And Mauricio bringing that bottle that he bought from Walmart showed his contempt of Ken and Lisa (Ken knew what that bottle meant pure and simple).

      • Why do you think that? I don’t read it that way at all. I think he’s now thinking he probably shouldn’t have yelled at Ken and said to Lisa “Who cares if Adrienne said you sold stories to tabloids.” He’s mad a pretty penny from knowing Lisa who as far as I can tell introduced him to Mohammad, who’s a developer of very expensive (and vulgar) homes in BH. He was also the developer (or otherwise connected) the the Ritz property downtown which was the site of the big scene a few weeks ago.

      • Yolanda was at that gallery, too, because I remember her saying in the previews about the painting wasn’t worth fifteen grand…must have been a nice joint for paintings that much. Wonder why Hag wasn’t with Morice?

      • Hag always plays two faces, and she probably called Lisa the very next day and I’m sure Lisa told her exactly what she thought about MoRice saying ‘who gives a sheet’ that she was accused of selling stories…..Hag would have heard plenty from me after Mo making that remark….he only confirmed what Lisa already knew, that Hag was guilty, too, and they didn’t ‘give a sheet’!

        • I would have inferred from Mo’rancid Unibrowski’s, “Who Cares” comment about selling stories to the tabloids, that he DIDN’T care, because he and Hagface were the ones selling the stories to the tabloids.

      • I think Maurice already knew that Lisa & ken had dinner plans with Rick & Kathy Hilton and it scared the heck out of him. I think THAT is why Morris looks and acts so weird in this clip. JMO.
        Bringing that bottle of unwrapped gin was just too funny LOL! Ken’s reaction was priceless. I like Lisa & Ken but I don’t see them as perfect either.

      • I see your point BUCK, it could be that too……an F U bottle of some cheap gin. We really don’t know, it could go either way, or maybe it’s a little bit of both, either way moreece is dispicable.

        • Since Mo-reece is being sucha girl about the whole thing I would half expect him to show up with a bottle of Boones Farm and tey to pass that off as sumin the pink loving Lisa would love.

  2. haha @ Lisa. Hello person I don’t want to talk to but I have to because you’re standing next to my husband…I’m not listening to a word you say… Ok I’ll make affirmation noises and pretend to be at all engaged with you because it’s clear the only reason you’d want a peace offering is because we are a big client.. “Tell him I said hi”…riiiiiiiight. k bye now.

  3. Told y’all.
    I mentioned in the last post the we need to make a drinking game out of Maurizero’s use of the word ‘amaaaazing’. The preview in this clip alone could have one blowing over the legal limit. Be advised though, after the show next Monday we may need to call Kim for the name of her sponsor if the ‘Amaaaazing Maurizero keeps it up through the entire episode.

  4. Oh, and can we also get rid of the plastic surgeon husband on OC? He is just as catty as the women, and should either have his own show, or leave the woman on their own.

    • Yes! Lol… MoRo was all, “Ugh, you are?” while thinking how that’s so not amaaaaazing. Was Rick his old boss or partner? I know it’s his BiL but still Mo obviously wasn’t invited. :-/

      • Yes, Rick gave Mo his start in real estate. Gave him a job, made introductions, etc. Recently, Mo thought he wasn’t getting a good cut, confronted Rick who rebuffed him, and left the company to start his own. I imagine there’s some bad blood there.

        • …and now thinking about it – I’m guessing Mo may have known about the dinner with Rick & Kathy and thus brought his “I’m sorry gin,” because he doesn’t want to lose them as a contact.

        • Morris took away Kim’s house, and then he tried to take all of Rick Hilton’s clients. He is so ammmaaaazzzziiinnnggg at stealing things.

              • I Love when you do your Redneck “Stereo type” clips made :). LoL @ the armadillo on the grill. The homeless guy, holding the sign ” Need money for alcohol research.” “Bet cha’ you can’t hit me with a quarter.” Needed that laugh…thanks :).
                BTW, I keep meaning to ask you if you’ve watched “Nashville” yet? It’s on tonight! I’m hooked! On ABC @ 10 p.m. east coast time.
                These writers were smart, in that they used 2 hooks to draw in an audience. A: Night time Soap Opera and B: Music lovers. I checked it out at first ‘cuz of it being a written and acted soap, but it was the music hook that really drew me in.
                Anyway, there is some really good Country Western music and singing going on. My favorite is this small town young girl who has the voice of an angel! She’s a main character, but not a lead character. This girl CAN sing!

              • I haven’t checked that out yet. I do like all different kinds of music.. ‘cept Polka I reckon. I just get a kick out the Hayseed Dixie guys when they cover over types of music.Cracks me up

              • Oh….I SO wish you were watching it “right now.” This is a really good episode. I think you would like this show. It’s a kind of Knots Landing/Dallas, only in Nashville, “Soap.” I don’t get sucked into these shows easily So I’m glad I like this one. Commercial is almost over.Some pretty cute guitar singing/Lyric writin’ guys on “Nashville”……:).

              • I will search it out tonight once the hubs turns the tv back over to me :) He tends to think he is the King of the Remote. Hopefully it will be on video on demand. I did happen to catch Duck Dynasty and I love it!! Its now set to record every time it comes on. The CEO feller(cant remember names yet) sure don’t talk like a hillbilly or swamp dweller like the rest of em do. Non southern people might not pick up on it cause its subtle but I feel like his accent has been scrubbed clean and he tries to tap into it sometimes and its so dang cute.

              • I get “on demand” too. I don’t think you’ll be able to catch this episode tonight for a few days, but when you do get a chance you can catch the episodes from the beginning. It might be better that way. I am Sooo lovin’ this show. I like the story lines and the music/writing/singing and MORE! I also like knowing that when the episode ends….no one Really goes home hurt :). The very young, sweet southern blonde girl is just adorable, and what a voice! I wondered if you were like that when you were a youngin’ around 20ish? Dang, some of these good ole boys are such cutie pies. I got a crush on Deacon!
                They just don’t make them like they use to…..

              • tee hee. I had my cute days but I never could carry a tune in a bucket. Murdered a Dixie Chicks song at karaoke one night and laughed my butt off at every guy that came up to me and swore I sang that crap outa it. Such little liars they are in da bars. Gabe gets his musical ability form his dad’s side and his fearlessness from me.

              • I can’t sing either :0. I LOVE music though!!! I use to sing my heart out as a little girl…I didn’t care. I do enjoy writing though. One of these days I may even learn how to read music again…maybe learn how to turn some poetry into lyrics.
                The girl on Nashville’s name is Scarlet and her uncle is Deacon. I’m in “love” with Deacon! He’s already made it in the music biz, as a back up guitar/singer for Miss Rayna James. Scarlett is just starting out. I think maybe she must be a singer in real life ‘cuz she’s so good, unless she’s an actress starting out…who can REALLY sing. In one episode she does a song with a guy named gunner (he’s in love with Scarlet) and they’re singing at the “Bluebird.” Beautiful song….hope you get to see/hear it.

              • Oh I know the “Bluebird” is famous…that’s part of what makes some this show so cool. Young ones starting out there. The stars who made it…going pack to their roots there. I love that small bar w/music type atmosphere! There is more to the stories then just the music part.
                I didn’t see the episode with Kandi and Jo dee Messina playing there? I did see an episode of them doin’ some practicing at JoDees house. I don’t watch Atlanta anymore. Would of enjoyed that episode!

              • made, if you get a chance, catch the 01-03 episode on demand. I doubled checked and that IS the episode with Scarlet & Gunner singing (a particular song) at the “Bluebird Cafe.” That part is closer to the end of the episode. If for no other reason, just watching this scene and listening to this song and Scarlet & Gunner singing…..that alone is worth watching. Going to straighten out a few last minute things, and then go to sleep. Night made. kt

    • That he did… Hmmm, I wonder if its the Hiltons as in hags sister, that would be fun… If so mo must be worried, I think they send money his way in real estate…. Kathy seems to like Kim, but never hear or see her there for hag..

      • I don’t think she’s feeling the hag either. We need the scooplio on that! It’s quite possible it’s a case closed sitch due to Kyle being a self centered biatch but just in case there’s more; people should tell us! :-D

  5. Give me a break! Mary thinks giving him a bottle of booze is going to smooth everything over? Ken handled it perfectly and I love him :) The only thing he could have done differently is to say “did you bring Brandi one too?”

    I got a kick out of the ‘Amaaazing’ joke Ken made… Watch closely… he was mocking ol’ Mary.

    • That’s because an amaaaaaazing bottle of gin is all it would have taken for Maurizero to forgive if the situation were reversed.
      He’s a money grubbing vagina.

      • Hey! There’s no cause to be insulting vaginas here (since I happen to be sitting on one). That man’s a grievous insult to winkles (and I bet he’s got a little one).

    • I mean, just how amaaazing can gin be? A pink sunset can be amazing, a bottle of gin – not so much :)

  6. Maureeeeeezio, babe, honey child… Let me break it down to you as to what just happened in that clip. You just got iced by the Todds. Good luck with that. ;-)

  7. They are so done with him. Mo Mo should have just explained “look I am here because I wanted to break the ice and apologize and settle our differences”. Not” here is this bottle of gin drink it please.” He made the situation awkward. He is turning into his wife.

    • Exactly… He is hag… Thinking a bottle of booze is saying I’m sorry… He doesn’t know how to own up to it like a man… Losing Maurice.. Losing big!

  8. Ken’s friendship with Maurizero (or what ever his name is) was always such an act of mercy. I mean my God, Ken is best friends with Bill Wyman! He tolerated Maurizero for Lisa’s benefit, and because he is a generous person. Now that M has over stepped the mark, he is flailing about, trying to get back in Lisa and Ken’s good graces, making himself look desperate in the process, and probably confirming for Ken, what he always thought abut him. What an idiot! Here’s a bottle of Gin (after all you’re old and British), this should make up for the beastly way I treated you the other night. Nicely played Maurice.

    • Fudge sounds really good right now since I’m still awaiting the arrival of my cookie dough! Shame to use it in the same breath as SWINE!
      I say Shut the Spinach up SWINE!

      • I’ve been on the receiving end of a Mauricio and Mauricia before and it DOES feel so good to mess this major vicious douche social climbing ass licking pig up. I hope he loses business .

        • What Adrienne said about lisa , which was a lie, is probably equal to or worse than what truth Brandi blurted out, but Mauricio has the gall to tell lisa it’s nothing, turn the tables maucheezio see how you’d like it then.”……….you’d wave your fist around, file countless lawsuits, defamatory emails, then take a massive dump on the doorstep of the person who wounded spineless you, go back to Cuba (or mexico) and get your manhood where your mama left them.

  9. Mary (formerly than man Mauricio): “Lisa is holding a grudge and protecting Brandi.” Hey, Mary, when Lisa said something like “No one said a word about Adrienne telling the world I sold stories,” and you answered “Who care?” I think that would be enough to make her hold a grudge, don’t you? So – it’s confirmed: that whole family sees things exactly the way the want do – never consider “What was my part in this?” Kyle & Mary are perfect for each other.

    • @ Doris!!!! It just hit me where you got your name from! From one Beatles fan to another I am assuming you got it from the intro to Let it Be?

            • @ Doris You are correct, sorry!:
              Hawtrey was mentioned by John Lennon in the 1970 Beatles film Let It Be, in which he ad-libs the non sequitur “‘I Dig a Pygmy’, by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids! Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats!” The producer Phil Spector used this quote at the beginning of the accompanying album, leading into the song “Two of Us”.

          • The name is from the song Two of Us on the Let It Be album. There’s a great clip on You Tube – for any fans who have not partaken in a while. Don’t know how to insert a clip myself!

              • Thank you for posting! I love this song – wasn’t a huge hit, but it’s so perfect. I think so sadly ironic considering when it came out & the relationship between the guys at time. The end was near :(

              • @ Doris My hubs plays this for me on his acoustic all the time, I have such a sentimental attachment to it…
                I’m sure you’ve heard the joke “If only Chapman would have aimed a little to the left… Actually, Ringo and then George were the catalysts, having had it with the bickering and the ever shrieking Yoko. They came back but it was beating a dead horse things had degraded so badly. What a waste, but we do have Georges “All Things Must Pass” for comfort, it’s my favorite solo album of all of theirs.

                I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the Beatles parody movie “The Rutles”, it was a collaboration between Monty Python & SNL original cast – BEYOND hysterical – George even makes a cameo! I give you the Pre-fab four Dirk, Barry,Stig and Nasty:

      • Didn’t MoRice also say to Lisa when she mentioned how no one spoke up when it was her, didn’t I hear him say “who gives a s@it”? He really made me mad carrying on like he did, what nerve. Just goes to show how he and Vyle thought viewers were so fond of MoRice that he’d be the perfect person to do that to Brandi. I so loved the guy who acted like he had good sense and broke it up by saying ‘who wants dessert’? How many times are they going to pull this crap on Brandi….after these blogs and insults their getting, I bet they are hating the days the show airs now!

        • Yes, he did say “who cares” or “who gives a shit.” He knows damn well if someone said that about him he’d never get a listing again. It’s a BFD. Also a BFD is when Adrienne said Brandi was a crack head at the party – but everyone seems to think that’s just a-okay.

          • @ Doris I think at the point where he flips Lisa’s complaint off with a “who gives a sh!t” his Low-T meds were kicking in…
            His body language of spreading his body out over the couch- arms wide and genitals (what little of them remaining) exposed is a VERY aggressive stance, it’s a way to claim territory and establish dominance. He was feelin’ all puffed up and proud wailing on that little girl, Brandi, and mistakenly thought – because of the rush of his Low-T meds kicking in – that he was now King Kong and he was going to roar as loud as he wanted at anyone he chose to…now… the scene of him begging Ken to “like” him was obviously filmed when the meds had worn off…

            • LOL on Low-T meds! I noticed his body language as well as odd, but didn’t know what to make of it. The more I think about this scene, he more I hate the guy/gal

            • It’s obvious he takes that’s stance often in his sleazy life, douche!
              if he don’t watch it, considering the vulnerable position his non existent genitals are in , someone just might………….

  10. Mary: Where are you guys going
    Lisa: Wherever you are not
    Mary: What’s going on
    Lisa: Plenty, But I’m not gonna tell you
    Mary: I bought you some gin
    Ken: So? I’m rich, you think I’m impressed?

    • Way too LOL.
      The only error is in line 5:
      Mary: I regifted you some gin.

      That tight ass money grubber is waaay too tight to spring for his own bottle

      • LOL – you’re probably right. Or, he just keeps a crate of it on hand to out to people he’s pissed off :)

      • It would have really been right up his crass alley to regift the bottle of alkihol that Russel gave him.

    • Where Doris that was perfection! Moreece is no longer like able , everyone sees thru this pig, get off the show w your hag face man hand wife, that you most likely cheat on , and only married cuz she had a Hilton connection, nice moreece! Ugh he reminds me of some ass guy I know……so impressed w money social climber. They both have that self righteous smug look, nauseating

  11. remember first season when Camille and Kyle was fighting and the meet at the “mafia-party”?
    Torturo walks directly to Camille and began to sucking up to his wife’s great mortification.Money talks Mo walks, he is more loyal to money then to his wife.

  12. Does Mo-reece’s Sonny Crockett 5 o’clock shadow bother anyone else? He needs to shave. Maybe NeNe’s son could boost some razors for him.

    • Yes Ana, it sure does… Every time I see that man, I only see that beard… Always thinking he needs to shave… Now I know he hides his vagina in it… He is such a girly girl.. I thought he was going to jump up and pull Brandi’s hair, and maybe kick ken in the shins.. Then thought, hell, Brandi could take me down, Ken just had surgery, and he might sue me.. :)

    • When I look at Mo’rancid, he gives me that scratchy, itchy feeling like there might be a crab infestation somewhere in the room.

  13. For someone so dang rich I am surprised at Adrienne and Paul’s venom-ness. I realize it was Adrienne who brought Brandi to the rodeo but to expect Brandi to lie for you is another thing. What Adrienne tried to pull together for the reunion to disparage Lisa’s name is egregious and vindictive. Are they rich because they play dirty? Adrienne is a very vain woman but as a person who has lived below the poverty level I see Adrienne the same way I see the typical ghetto hoodrat. There is no difference between how Adrienne operates and these hoodrats.

    Was Ken the coolest ever rejecting that bottle of gin. I wish I could anything I wanted and to me Ken was saying you can’t buy my respect.

    • x
      You got it. Key word is respect.
      I don’t think Mauricio gets that.
      His relationships are based on personal gain and shallow flattery.
      He thinks he can make it right with some silly gesture.
      Well, I’m sure Ken will be polite with him.
      But respect once lost is difficult to gain back.
      More difficult if you don’t actually understand what the problem is.

  14. Holding a grudge?? Hello Maurice maybe they have just seen what a malicious, small-minded twirp you and your two-faced wife are and do not want to associate with your type of character.

    • Tibi, I agree and although Lisa has not said anything out of the way about Hagface, Lisa’s actions and the distance she has put between herself and Hag has been pretty obvious to me that she saw the look on Hag’s face at the reunion and knows that she was just as guilty as Ad was with Lisa. Lisa is very polite, but it’s also a change in how she used to be with Hag. Lisa does the way I want someone to treat me if we no longer friends, be nice, keep it cordial, but then keep on moving. Once that trust is gone, it’s gone.

  15. Are we supposed to be too stupid to notice Mauricio and Faye were reciting the same script.

    Shut up Shaft. I didn’t buy your farce before and it sure doesn’t sound any more plausible now.

  16. Lisa and Ken have more class in their farts than Morris and Vyle have in their entire body!

    I had a good chuckle at Morris’ attempt to be all chummy with Ken with that ‘amaaaazing’ bottle of gin, that would look amaaaaaazing on your bar. Ken was like “………………..”

  17. that was such a vicious attack by a man on a single lady at a nice restaurant where she expected to have a wonderful time. Kyle was hosting, and once again, was a terrible host. You don’t allow your guests to be attacked like that at your parties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So glad Ken played a gentleman. Mauricio is ridiculously sleezy. He verbally berated her and demeaned her in a very public forum, and wouldn’t let it go…Can’t wait for what kind of vile crap is going to spew out of Kyle’s blog when she finally releases it. I have no respect for Tim jumpin in on everything at the nice party. Doesn’t Kim understand proper time and place.

    • Vyle hopscotched all around in her blog, and more less said nothing of interest at all. In fact, it wasn’t worth the time I spent reading it.

    • Did you notice she brought place cards again where to seat everyone??? Why the need for place holders, husbands sit with wives, the others sit by the ones they want ot sit with, but she made sure MoRice had seeing eye distance to fight it out with Brandi,

  18. I have to pray the need away that I have right now to see someone punch Mo-reece right smack in da nose.

  19. Holy Mackerola. I just watched the video. They totally both dissed him, but particularly Ken. That was the most excellent payback ever. I just love Ken and Lisa’s loyalty, and Maurice’s awkwardness.

    • Yes – he came off like a teenaged girl in high school trying to suck up to the cool kids.

        • lobstah And where you are both FUUUUNNNYYYY tonite!!!!! Housewife hoe needs to do a drawing of this scene!!!!!!! NOW.

        • @lobsta Bwhahahahahahaha!!!! I can picture it now, little Mo-rice flinging himself face down and having a big ole snotty boohoo about all the money his going to be missing out on…
          Question, had Lisa and Ken’s prior home sold at the time of the filming of this dinner? If it had not it is very possible that Ken and Lisa were going to meet with the Hiltons to change their listing to them and that is when Mo-rice began experiencing exploding diarrhea because he had just Nosy Nelly’ed himself out of BIG payday. IMO.

  20. I like Mauricio, he is calm and the voice of reason..unlike his wife Vile…As for Ken and his wife, both try to one up and act cool..which they are not! The only reason ken and his wife are in on it is to put down Adrienne. Its all they do. And Brandi is just a wasted lose pathetic mouthy tall glass of vinegar!

    • i feel like you are watching a show in bizarro world where everything is opposite. Lisa was hardly brought on the show to put down Adrienne. She and her brothers have squandered and lost their empire. Lisa and Ken are still building theirs. They have been amazing business people for 30 years. Adrienne is only the secretary at the very shrinking Maloof industries..which means she takes notes at the annual shareholder’s meeting – but probably has a professional do it. Her shoe line is collapsing while Lisa’s empire is growing. I hardly think for one second that Lisa gives Adrienne a second thought. Brandi is crass but at least we can count on her to be honest, unlike Adrienne trying to organize all the girls against lisa prior to the reunion last year. Ken and Lisa couldn’t be bothered with Vyle and her husband, that is why they were so dismissive. They were not trying to one up them, they were just disgusted by their behavior and want nothing to do with them. No mystery or jealousy there.

    • I’m not seeing any of this one upmanship you speak of. And I hardly ever have heard Lisa and Ken even mention the Maloof’s. Now I remember the Maloofs making snotty comments about Lisa and Ken! I like Brandi, and I don’t care if she cusses or not, although if I was around her I’d try to tell her to be more aware of where she does it at since it doesn’t look good in public. As for her honesty, I’d rather see that any day of the week than the phony ones like MoRice and his wife Hag.

    • Has Kim done one yet? I saw Hagface’s, it was pathetic….but Kim has done one since MoRice’s big infomercial.

    • I took a peek at the comments and even though there are some positive ones, a lot of the commenters are giving Kyle a collective “CHILE PLEASE!”. lol

  21. Yes, Maureeeecio is nothing but a sleazy hoodrat. And would someone please give him speech lessons on how to STOP TALKING through your stuffy NOSE!

  22. I bet Ken tossed that amaaazing bottle of gin outside the door! LOL I found it amusing when he said that it would look amaaazing on his bar. How many of us look at the bottles in the bar? LOL He actually was doing damage control because he didn’t realize when he opened his big mouth that he was offending people of wealth and connections. Maricio is so transparent. Better luck next time…some people don’t play manipulative games! LOL

    • Marisa’s hubby didn’t seem to be too impressed with what was going on, either, and I noticed he said a word or two to Brandi right before she finally told MoRice to F off

      • did you catch what he said? that scene was so poorly edited it was hard to follow a narrative through line

  23. Does anyone else here have the impression that Maybe moreece has the hots for Brandi and she’s not giving him the time of day so he’s lashing out at her even more??………….ass

      • Kylee must be in super duper major denial about that man she is married to or else she would not abide SWINE’s new married bo. At least Brandi accepts that she was married to a dirt all and fully admits that this misfortune causes her to detest with ever fiber of her being women who mess around with married folk. ‘corse when Eddie did it, it didnt line Brandi’s pockets or her shoe closet. So theres that.

        • Well Kyle’s mama always taught her to do what you gotta do. When you get that meal ticket… then he started talkin outta school at dinner parties and wanting her pretty friends. Hmmm

  24. Not me, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he’d hit up on her before, but I’d come more thinking that he’s afraid she knows some things on him to tell and is more worried about that than wanting to go with her. he’s way too angry to be interested in her.imo

    • A man without balls can get that angry when he’s secretly looking to get witha woman. Brandi wouldnt go w a married man, so…….
      I wouldn’t put it past moreece to get soo fired up, just look at the expression in his eyes such hate , but first and foremost it’s always about the buck with moreece so that’s the real issue for him, he’s condescending and smug more so because of Brandi’s lack of and no man to protect her just like ken said.

  25. Ken upfront told Maury that he “didn’t like it” when Maury was gushing how amazing and unbelievable the gin was. It either went over Maury’s head or he had to ignore it to save face. I love Ken for that.

    • @ Slaen Everyone (except Mo-rice) knows a proper British gentleman drinks Boodles gin or nothing! No Johnny-come-lately fancy bottle sewer swill…

  26. At least Hagface got to do her amazzzzzzzzzzzzing horse hair tail swing around her head deal again last night….if she knew how stupid she looked, she’d stop doing that.

    • She’s gotta keep the flies off some way. You know they’re majorly attracted to some serious sh*t and when you’re the biggest pile in the room….

  27. Ya know I am not impressed one bit with Mo-reece’s overbearing sales tactics. Ya know the more aggressive ones will willfully turn of the thing in their brain that helps them detect normal human cues that people who are just not interested give off. Its an art actually be a salesman that doesn’t tune this out but tunes into it and adjusts accordingly. Mo-Reece’s schtick would be more fitting at a used car lot or selling timeshare.. oh wait..

    • His success as a real estate broker is not due to skill or instinct or intellect, just sheer greed, aggressiveness, and his embarrassing sycophantic behavior. It’s obvious he had a lot of support and luck. He’s not a skilled broker at all, so many others with finesse and intellect who are better able to read ppl.

  28. Did anyone else notice the girls ( Camille and Brandi ) rolling their eyes when swine was talking about how hard it was to be single and wanted to start dating…

    • @ Lizaroo I noticed that Brandy almost had an aneurysm holding back a massive eye roll. Camille, on the other hand, disgusted me by saying Russell (RIP) was “selfish” for committing suicide. Made my stomach turn. She is a pig and will never be redeemed in my eyes.

      • I had a boss who committed suicide – it’s a very common belief that it’s a “selfish” act. I didn’t realize it myself until talking to a woman who knew my boss, and asked how I was. Her own brother had done the same, and it was she who told me it was a “selfish” act. Camille likely has read/heard the same thing. It’s a very complicated – and a bit of a platitude response

        • From what I have read of survivors of an attempted suicide. They are ill and an in a very dark place and they feel that removing themselves from their loved ones is all that they have to give. Suicide is the outcome of an illness nothing more nothing less.

          • I can only speak of my experence but when i was suicidial i had a failing marriage, i thought i was a horrible mother and wife and bad human being I was in a deep deep hole I thought everyone would be much better without me and wouldnt miss me at all, I had made a plan and all that was waiting for me is to do it. I was going crash my car into a big tree that was on the road to where we lived I figured everyoen would just assume i lost control of the car evertime i approached i would tell myself ok this is the day just do it.
            And you are right CYN when you are that deep in the hole you ar eonly thinking that everyone would be better off without you to this day I dont know know why I didnt go through with it looking back with a well mind i guess i saw just a sliver of hope and that kept me from going through with it. so that is why I have soft spots for those who commit suicide and the families they leave behindI HATE THE SELFISH LINE

            • I’m so glad that you and that tree never met up and your here. I’m sure you know now that the world is a better place with you in it. They say that if you can just get past that one moment when you are surrounded by darkness and sorrow you will be alright and continue on . Unfortunately there are those that can’t. It is a subject that should provoke compassion no disdain.

              • I know, I have struggled with mild depression for yrs since but it always something that came and went with mild symtoms my last bad time was when i adopted Piggers I have to say he has been a big help.

              • And there is always all of us. It truly says something about how precious you are when strangers see how wonderful you are and how much you bring to their lives.
                You have a purpose even if it is to share your thoughts and feelings among us. Lets not forget about the hit pig. I could have used him once or twice in the past.

              • Thanks for your kind words..Its funny I tell you guiys things people who know me face to face dont know.

      • I agree Audios that was just too much for me to take. Camile will never recover from that in my eyes either. .. no matter how many Cosco pictures she sends to Ms SH.

        • I also agree. A person is in a very dark and painful place if they are contemplating suicide. I personally believe that a person probably does think, I can’t do this to my loved ones etc., at some point, but eventually feels that taking their life would be “all they had left to give” as cyn said.
          It was a reckless comment by Camille. A bit of a peek back into the window of the selfish side of her from season 1.
          The one comment that bothered me most by Camile in S1 was “I must have a Jesus complex.” Seriously, comparing your self to Jesus? I think Jesus would have a very different view from Camille on suicide.

          • Oh yes KT I had forgot about that. And yes it was very reckless comment for Camille to make. What could she possibly hope to gain from that?

            • I don’t know made? When Camille said that during the episode I was thinking to myself “Oh God…she didn’t just say that.” I just shook my head. I lost a friend who to this day, never knew, never will know, if it was an accidental overdose or intentional suicide. I couldn’t bear to think it was intentional, but a part of me was never really sure :(. One thing I DO know for SURE is, if it was intentional, it was NOT done to be selfish!!!
              With Russell (RIP) we know he did commit suicide. There’s not even a question. I had started to kind of like Camile. How though, does she go from believing Traylor is lying and sticking up for Russel, to telling SWINE that he was selfish?? Mind boggling. .

              • How you ask? She’s able to behave this badly so easily because that’s her true nature, she truly is not much different than traylortrash. What we saw during the first season is the very essence of Camille Donatacci rt down to her fake accent which slips every so often.

              • If that’s true girlfriend then that’s just SAD. You know in S1 she really rubbed me the wrong way. My radar was up! It wasn’t that I was bothered by the things brought up by blavo, it was the things that blavo did NOT address about Camille that bothered me.
                I hoped she had a genuine awakening, so to speak. Maybe, she’s just better at playing the game then I thought!

              • It makes my blood boil when people say its selfish to commit suicide..Its the one thing that makes my head explode I want to scream FIND ANOTHER WORD TO USE JUST NOT SELFISH.

              • Me too Lisa. It just goes to show they have NO clue what they’re talking about, nor do they want to. ITA, using the word “selfish” with suicide…..just sickens me. Some people just want to go on about their daily lives and NOT think about what someone was going through. SO sad.

  29. I tend to agree with all of the commenters on this page; however, I go completely against the grain with all of you on this particular topic. Brandi has a big mouth and needs to learn to shut it. Brandi is always proud of her negative comments and she shouldn’t be afraid of the consequences. Brandi and Adrienne were NEVER friends so the addage of ‘friends don’t sue friends’ has no place in this conversation. I do believe Brandi is Lisa’s mouthpiece and that Lisa is ridiculous for holding so many grudges over the whole you sold stories to the tabloids issue. I’m just saying!

    • If someone I worked with accused me of selling stories, and on top of that, called me a liar to boot, can kiss my lily white arse from here on out. I never thought any of these women were really good friends to start with, just co workers trying to work together like any one else who works with people. The way Ad done it, yep, she could call herself not a friend from here on out unless she gave me a very sincere apology…..which Ad never done, that log she sent was an insult, and the apology was like pulling a tooth out of her mouth, she didn’t mean a word of it. Then to think Lisa owed her an apology was pathetic. Considering Lisa even pretends to be nice to her is kind of Lisa imo. I think maybe in the very beginning, Lisa and Vyle may have had a shot at being friends, but then Hag got all jealous of Lisa and that ended. Now their all just co workers.

  30. Did anyone notice Maricio clutching his chest and looking hurt when Brandi told him to STFU? With that pained puppy-dog look that said: Who? Moi? What did he expect? A medal?
    Go suck an egg Buddy. You were a jerk.
    Now all you have to do is pick up the phone and apologize and send flowers and all will be well. Isn’t that the advise you and Faye gave Brandi?
    Instead you tried to give a bottle of booze to a man with 2 bars! As though Ken can be bought after you insulted both Brandi AND his wife.
    I don’t think Ken gives a “sheet” about you anymore. Way to go genius!

    • I’d love to be a fly on the wall when Hagface, Mo’rancid Unibrowski and Faye Rancid gather together to commiserate and whine about the great unwashed public ripping them all a new one over their behavior.

      • Boy Aunt, I would, too! I do believe Fayke, Vyle and MoRancid may be commenting on the blog…especially Fayke…some of them sound just like her!
        Moreece sounded like a nut saying in the video when he was talking about maybe Ken had hard feelings about their argument…then went on to say something about ‘kicking Ken’s ass’…..I’m sure that’s really gonna endure Moreece to Ken! Moreece must have been dipping in the same stuff Kim dips in when he unloaded on Brandi with Ken there….has he forgotten all the rich people Ken, Yolanda, and Marisa know??? Marisa’s hubby didn’t look too happy about that little outburst of Maury’s either. I sure wish I could read lips so I would know what he was saying to Brandi while the room was arguing.

      • Idiot moreece thinks we’re all morons for our skewed perception of the show, and that we shouldn’t comment without seeing and knowing everything. Well, where I come from just seeing moreece dig into Brandi was enough and completely deplorable, what else do we need to see? it’s NEVER acceptable for a man, let alone a married man to attack and berate a single mother, end of story.

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