SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: EX-HouseHusband For Governor…flipit/Ronnie’s BS of the Day!… Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle Richards, Faye Resnick “Free Stuff”… Kim and Kyle Richards “Early Years”… Nene Leakes, Adrienne Maloof “GoldenGlobes”

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With the influx of HouseHusbands appearing on these moronic Housewives shows, finally ONE ex-HouseHusband is doing something great… not only for himself, but for the betterment of our great nation!


Phony “MS-inflicted” Messy Salami’s hubbend, Tarmac, is running for Governor from the state of Virginia.  This isn’t really NEW news, as Tarmac announced his gubernatorial ambitions last April.  What is NEW is that fact that Tarmac is now running for Governor NOT as a Republican, as he originally planned, but as an Independent candidate.

WHY the change in political parties?  It looks like money is the key reason!

Going that route [as an Independent] allows Salahi to avoid the voluntary $25,000 filing fee he’d be asked to provide to participate in the Republican convention; there is no candidate filing fee for an independent bid.

NOTE:  Wouldn’t $25 grand be a drop in the bucket for Tarmac since he “settled” his lawsuit against Neil Schon for scoopin’ his wife, Messy Salami?  The absolute burglar balls of Tarmac to even put himself in the running for the position of a political position!  OOOOOPS… totally forgot!  Tarmac will be filming all of this and will be using his run for Guvner as a pilot to present to various networks for his very own… what else… REALITY show!

Let’s hope these two don’t get any ideas from Tarmac!!

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Ma boo… “flipit/Ronnie’s” from TVGasm BS of the Day!!


Speaking of money… guess which Housewives took advantage of the Golden Globes freebies ’cause we want you to wear our stuff and tell all your friends “gifting suite”?

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NOTE:  Kinda expected HagfaceKyle Richards and Faye Rancid Resnick to swoop in for all the free items that they could cart away… but Lisa Vanderpump?  Oh, Lisa… we’re surprised and somewhat disappointed!!  

AND… NayNay made the GoldenGlobes “Worst-Dressed” List!   Adrienne Maloof SHOULD have made it on some “Dressed” list!   Note to Adrienne:  We love you, Adrienne… but, you should fire whoever dressed you!

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While on the subject of HagfaceKyle Richards… we came across some super-secret very old footage of the early years of Kyle and her sister, Kim Richards!!  Well, we didn’t exactly “come across” the footage… while we were visiting MissAndy up in his aerie on the 46th floor of 30 Rock, his secretary, Donna, was purging MissAndy’s office of all MissAndy’s old Snoopy dolls, his Kelly Ripa/Mark Consuelos photos and his shrine to Diana Ross.  There was an old film reel, which Donna had no idea what REAL film was and it was offered to us… and it turned out to be the early years of Kim and Kyle Richards!!