Is it any wonder that one gets BORED with these moronic Housewives?
The info re the Real Housewives of New Jersey filming season five of their Bravo franchise has been “out there”… even BEFORE filming was interrupted on December 16 by a guy throwing a glass at the Housewives in a Hoboken restaurant! And BEFORE Melissa and Joey Gorga were filmed at the Paramus Christmas tree lighting ceremony on December 6!
Does anyone need a reminder that da Don, Caroline Manzo, was AndyCoop’s co-host on da Coopster’s soon-to-be-a-memory-but-still-givin’-away-prizes-if-you-watch-his-show… back on December 3? And, the topic of conversation between DaDon and DaCoopster was the RHONJ’s season FIVE? If you didn’t see the New Jersey sub-human Housewife’s co-hosting, just click the link, which will take you back in the time machine… waaaay back to December 3!
In fact, if you’ve been reading SH, you were well aware of the New Jersey Housewives filming in LA at the opening of a Walgreen’s mega-store on November 30!
If you were payin’ REAL close attention, you already know that KimD signed that Bravo contract when it was mentioned on SH back on November 27. KimD wanted to be more than a bit player on the RHONJ… and she got her wish!
AND… if you were payin’ EXTRA close attention, you would already have known that the RHONJ were filming at StacksPancakeHouse on November 19! And that Danielle Staub was offered a part on the RHONJ… back on November 14.
We also knew about Priscilla, Tree’s makeup person, being offered a Bravo contract waaaay back during the summer of 2012… when JillZ spilled it during her appearance with “smarmy guy” on the now-defunct “GoodAfternoonAmerica”…
There are many more direct instances of the RHONJ cast’s filming activities and all the players… the main cast and the peripheral players… which have been mentioned on SH many months ago!
Therefore, it comes as no surprise to SH readers… in fact, it’s YAWN-worthy and a bit redundant to read the BIG news outta MeGo’s mouth that everyone is back and are getting along swimmingly!
“So far, so good,” Gorga told The Huffington Post. “There are a lot of fun scenes I have taped with my husband and family that I think are going to be hysterical. We are all here. We are all back. There are a few new faces scattered around — I don’t know if they are 100 percent housewives. Two new faces, but we are still the same five.”
MeGo also mentioned that the RHONJ has brand new producers! Well, who didn’t know that!? “Cat” Rodriguez was booted from her producer role after her less than stellar producing abilities gave the viewers of that last season of the RHONJ an overwhelming need to take handfuls of Prozac… and throw in somma that Xanax, too!
The one little item which everyone has been wondering about is WHY BigGayGreggy is not included in filming season five of the RHONJ.
The REALLY big reason for BigGayGreggy not filming is that he’s outta New Jersey and looking for a place in San Fancisco. BigGayGreggy got himself a new J-O-B: