“Melissa Gorga, is the star of Bravo’s hit show The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Melissa has turned her dream of becoming a recording artist into a reality. Working with some of the top music producers in the industry, Melissa has released four hit singles, two of them in the top 10 of the iTunes Charts!”
MeGo is STILL at it! STILL tryin’ to be a “pop star”! She’ll be appearing at Mt. AiryCasino on January 19! Tickets to see MeGo… and her hubbend, JoGo (you’re gettin’ TWO “reality” stars for the price of one!)… are goin’ for a cut-rate price of $15!!
OOPS!! Not so fast!! Shoulda known there was that little matter of a “fee” which is added to ANY Housewives event! You’ll have to add another $4.13 to that $15 to see MeGo’s perfect lip-synching!
The doors open at 10 pm. That late in the evening is probably great for MeGo!
She’ll have already hopped on a bike (borrowed from KomaKathy) to pedal down to the Farmer’s Market to pick up the freshest ingredients to make that day’s dinner. After biking ten miles back home, MeGo will have picked up her kids from school (she attached trailers to the bike) and helped them with their homework, while beginning the mise en place for her “from scratch” dinner… which she makes EVERY DAY.
Then off to the casino to perform!! Just a fairly typical day for a fairly typical almost 40-year-old “pop star”!!
Coincidentally, Mt.AiryCasino is the same venue where MeGo’s cousin… the one who can actually carry a tune… is in a contest for “MissMtAiry” or something along those lines!
AND… yes, poor lil JoGo has the flu so bad that he had to go to the hospital! Cannot believe he is TWEETING from a hospital room!
If I throw up due to this story, I promise to clean it up. Keeping the place clean.
me too!
Fried hair, check
Fivehead, check
WTF nose job, check
Expression like “Who farted?”, check
$4.13 service fee to clean up venue vomit after seeing and hearing Meho, SH fans relate
She looks like this weird dog tanned and shaved
http://iamled.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/nice-dog.jpg
OMG!!! That is hysterical!
LOL, ITA
Her face looks really different, and not in a good way. Why do these housewives all want to look plastic, or horse-like? I feel bad for her.
I was just thinking: Boy she looks homely in that picture.
She really does. She was never terrible looking so I don’t understand why she had that nose job. Her nose is now way too skinny for her face and it looks like all of the other “designer” noses, including Katfish’s nose. Her hair also looks very stringy. She does not look well.
She needs to learn what angles work for her long face. She looks disgusting in most of her J-Lo wannabe pics on her website.
Her eyes are dead and soulless. And her left eye looks smaller than her right eye.
Agreed, Chem. Definitely not a great nose job, poor thing.
The tip of her nose is so bulbous and the nostrils look too small. oofah
LOL!!!
Me, too. She looks terrible.
madanjones says: OMGosh I thought the samething like she NEEDS a nose job & she needs a GOOD make-up person cuz shes looking her age & not in a good way ~ What do you think of him calling himself TARZAN ~ WOW say what you will about Teresa but this team MeGo & Tarzan are something else & sorry but she is NOT the star of that ~ Just saying!
He doesn’t call himself Tarzan, he calls his tiny little penis Tarzan.
All we needed was the flu to quiet the FameWhorgas bandwagon?! Nicely done motha nature, nicely done.
While Joey Marco is laid up with the flu, MeGo is prolly out creepin’. Out getting spit roasted by a couple of her Sanchos…..allegedly.
MeGo was tweeting that she was going to a salon (I forget which one) to get her hair done when Joey was in the hospital. Loving wife right there, huh? I would have thought that she would be by his side 24/7 because she is the perfect loving wife as her book is gonna point out!
I wonder if she tweeted the name of the salon in exchange for their services?
She even found time to stop at the Garden State Plaza to put her daughter on the Merry Go Round…what a good Momma….who had the other 2 kids?
gawd! what a surf board head!
Yawn…..zzzzzzzzzzz.
My sentiments exactly. I can’t even work up some snark.
She looks like she just felt something running down her leg.
Heard Fredo was in the hospital with the flu and she was shopping and getting her hair done. I guess no cameras were around so she couldn’t play the sweet caring wife.
Oh so true.
It looks like Melissa made an Al Roker shart in that photo.
I was thinking the same thing!
I can’t believe she even did that!Horrible!
I hope she wears the “born to be a mommy” black pleather leotard.
lmao excellent comment!
OMG that face, that hair, that expression – all most un-flattering. My first thought was she’s very constipated, but still trying. Lol 2nd she’s trying to pass major gas and hide it from Andy. Then finally realized she’s thinking about having to go see “Poison Pen(is)” JoGo after her extended bathroom break. Read on Twitter he’s in a hospital with the flu and the dutiful “wifey” & Mother of the Year left him to go get her hair done. Leaving Tarzan to the care of others. (He actually tweeted from hospital Tarzan hadn’t moved in 4 days). They are both just extremely nasty and gross. IMO
Joey Marco is obsessed with that pathetic inch and a half of herpetic flesh dangling (?) between his legs. What makes him think that anyone is interested in what Tarzan is up to or not up to? UGH! Keep to yourself, please!
Ana, you certainly have a way with words! lol The next time I’m having a beef with some one I’m giving you the background story so you can give me some great ammunition!
Ana is hilarious!
Hey, if you need a hand, I’m here to help.
Maybe it’ll get gangrene…
Ana,
Love your comments! He talks about sex so much, I wonder if they actually have any. Sort of like the money they pretend to have.
Aw, shucks! Thanx. That perverted satyr is obsessed with sex. There is something wrong with a person who talks about sex and their genitalia all of the time. I doubt he gets much sex because MeGo looks repulsed at his touch. I can’t say I blame her. Who wants to copulate with a hairy little oompa loompa.
While I like to rip on JoGo as much as anyone, “A MelGo-Marco” grosses me out even more then he does. I don’t know any decent guy that would touch her with a 10 foot pole. The witch is just “nasty” and NOT in a good way! She looks like a walking STD.
True. That chick has been tapped more than an iPod Touch.
Bahahaha! Good one!
Yeah I question the “dangle” part too
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat, the direction of the erection, and the dimension of the extension.
lol. I love that.
LOL!!! I’m going to memorize that little statement if you don’t mind…it is too funny!! Can’t wait to work it into some sort of conversation!!
Next he will be tweeting about his prostate.
Maybe Miss Andy will volunteer to examine his prostate for him. A long, slow prostate exam. SloJoe is so stoopid, he would need to study for a prostate exam.
Lmao!
He won’t be sitting for this exam, though, he will be bending over.
Oh no, what if they’re reading here???? Move over “Thank You Jesus” . . . “POISON! Dangling Herpetic Flesh” T-shirts will fly off the shelves!
Get some Tag Off for that dangling skin tag. he’s a gross little goblin
“herepetic flesh dangling”. Lmfao Anna. You soo funny.
she supposedly has a cousin, who can sing, not lip syn, appearing at mt.airy. what? she cannot be happy for her. she has to ride that wave as well. pathetic!!!
I can never get to the area to vote for her cousin. The link just takes me to facebook. How stupid is going to look following her cousin who can sing? Not that she can’t look stupid all on her own.
i hope this hag and the stepsisters going to the same venue as the talented cousin don’t hurt her chances or embarrass the kid.
There goes another mouthful of my famous pizza. Since the 19th is my birthday which is next Saturday I may just head up 80 to see her majesty NOT. Can someone explain to me what that service fee is? Is it a Pa thing? I can ask my sister she’s in the Poconos. Actually my nephew is a dealer in the casino. Is she the only one who thinks she’s a star? I’m afraid so and where the heck are her rags on the charts. Hidi ho Meho take care of your children.
Happy early Bday, Barb.
Thanks, heading down South tomorrow for a week or so.
Have fun, live it up!
I live down there, I’ve been in North Jersey helping my one son, I have to take care of business down there, I’ve been warned my desk is full and I just ordered a few things online that have arrived so I’m anxious to see how they are. Also I want to check a few of the restaurants that have re-opened on LBI.
Happy Birthday Barb and safe travel!
Thanks
Hope you have a GREAT birthday!!!!!!! By the way, I lived in Jersey (near Hoboken though) for 4 years and I never made it out to LBI. I wanted to go there & to Cape May. Never made it. I did make it out to the shore enough and Atlantic City a few times though. Have fun!!
She never made it to the top ten on I tunes. What a liar.
I Just wanna Dance (But I can’t. Can’t. Can’t.) Got >300,000 views in ~3 months on YouTube. Then you look at the comments and see why. Ouch. Is it Friday?!
Good song title. Along with: I Just wanna poo (But I can’t. Can’t Can’t)
I Just Wanna Sing (But I can’t. Can’t. Can’t!)
She can’t sing, she can’t dance, but she can prolly suck the chrome off a trailer hitch….allegedly.
LOL!
That 5 head has been upgraded to a 10!!!!! Get this hoe some bangs! A Victoria’s Secret model, she is not.
I hate this pic of MeGo, her hair looks fried, not to mention that there is a piece of it on her boobs(no lint roller at the photo shoot) and said boobs look very lopsided. I realize it may be the way she is standing but if you’re going to put a publicity photo out there you might want to be a little bit more selective.
Meho I think you have a concussion.
She looks like a wannabe RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant.
Fif- a- teen dollar? Good Lord that’s a lotta money!
Don’t forget about dat fee that makes the ticket cost about $20.
$15 is what the excellent Sunday brunch costs in my area, complete with mimosas. Prime rib, fancy french toast and fresh fruit juice appeals to me more than MeGo cackling.
Where do I get my tickets and who wants to come with me?
Damn she really does look like a drag queen trying to be a drag queen, oofah
Is Melissa THEE star of the show or ONE OF the stars of the show?
It looks like a skinny erect penis with tiny balls! Although no tip unless you factor in her forrrhead
Joe went to an urgent care facility not a hospital. They do not have any medical insurance. So he basically went in and came out in under an hour and a half. Got his meds and went home ! No hospital at all ! I can’t believe that they are telling people he was in worse shape than he was. He was brought in by not his wife but by a cousin or so he said!
That makes sense, I was wondering how someone ended up in the hospital because of a flu… unless they are old, babies or have an autoimmune disease.
I have been wondering why JoGo needed to be admitted unless he became dehydrated or had a secondary infection.
I have the flu (day 3 for me) and I am not in the hospital even though I fall into a risk category. I spend most of the day sleeping and I’d rather do that at home.
My Best friends husband, a healthy 40 year old man got the flu and went to the hospital and was dead within hours. It happens all the time. Who knows why. Better to be safe than sorry.
They are telling people to stay away from hospitals. St. Barnabus Hosp in Livingston has tents sent up in their parking lot for triage patients..
ChemGeek: Hope you feel better!! My husband and I had it for about 3 weeks!! He’s high risk (heart) and he faired okay. It set off my asthma and I ended up in the E.R. eventually. BTW, this flu goes away and you feel a little better for a few days and then get hit with part 2 (the stomach part), so, be careful!
This flu is hitting hard and NJ is the epicenter. Apparently many people have been hospitalized because of it. Doctors are saying this is not a normal flu. But whatever, a hospital cannot turn someone away because they do not have insurance. It’s illegal and just doesn’t happen.
I wouldn’t cross the street to hear this two-bit skank and her joke of a schnozz sing or her little husband. She “sings” (my eye) and sounds horrible, but what can Joe offer-other than a sad Vienna sausage? I don’t watch b/c of MeGo, Jack, Chuckie. I check in here. Thanking Jesus (fine if sincere) being a messy, talentless and superficial ho and Joe perving-even on his sister-epitomize gross. If a dummy with money comes along she’d drop joe like a bad habit-leaving him a pile of debt and regret for treating his family like dirt. Joe is dense and blind to Mego’s b-s and can’t see she went out of her way to ostracize Tree.
When I think of SloJo, I think of the Little Britain locker room scene where Matt Lucas does a big reveal after having his pecker redone and he has a LOooooong dangly pencil-length peen. Then Walliams reveals his, and due to a surgical error, he has a vagina. I still think SloJo has a golf pencil. I remain steadfast in that belief.
She always looks like she just ate some bad fish off of KomaKathy’s pu…..err….plate.
Well Bree that what he tweeted,that he is in pain!Been to twitter,just saying!
Yeah Bree!Love your theroy though!
JS IK plenty of ppl who tweet when they R sick, flu, surgery or otherwise & he prob went to the ER at the hospital. The Flu is no joke. He actually hasnt tweeted in 2 days (but he doesnt tweet every day anyway). He could have very well been admitted 2 the hospital. I could have done without the Tarzan remark tho! If I was MG, I’d get sick of hearing about his “poison” Tarzan
Anyway, the 1st pic of MG is awful! IMO, shes an attractive, young woman-2 each their own 
She CAN be attractive. She can also look horrible. Without all the makeup and hooplah she’s a plain Jane not that there’s anything wrong with that. Other times she’s completely over made up. She has a very long narrow face and a pointy chin. Some pics the angle makes her look horrible. It’s easy for her to look like a witch.
Poor MeGo she looks like Barbie’s trashy sister in that pic. Her head is at an odd angle like car crash victim with severe head and neck trauma.
sorry but don’t be an A**. NIght all sleep tight don’t let the Gorga’s bite !
That photo is horrible! For the love of God, will someone please tell her to stop making that horrible “I just stepped in dog s***” face.
She’s not a particularly attractive woman, but she looks a little better when she smiles. She can’t pull off that snarly-face pose. And she needs to stop accentuating that forehead – it’s as big as a drive-in movie screen!
Are they serious? A service fee that’s over 25% of the ticket price? I could see $1.50 maybe, but that’s just such an odd amount. On another note – love the colorful RHOBH photo on the wallpaper, Ms. SH!!
my boyfriend says she is a “butter face” great body but an ugly face lol
the angle of the dangle.. I think I will copy and post that on Jogo’s twitter LMAO