If you were lucky enough to catch Kim and Kyle Richards on “Danger With The Stars: High Diving”… then you know how bad the show was!
“DangerDiving” was boring, a snoozefest, monotonous, mundane, unexciting, insipid, and totally YAWN worthy.
“DangerDiving” was all hype and nothing else. After HagfaceKyle and Kim were introduced as “athletes”… they jumped in the pool. B-O-R-I-N-G!
Would LOVE to know how much Kim and Kyle were paid to jump in a pool? Doin’ “DangerDiving” had to be somma the easiest money they every made!
The intros…
Doin’ the Dangerous Dives!!!
NOTE: For you all lookin’ for that photo of HagfaceKyle in a wig:
It was one of the worst reality competition shows I have ever seen. I only stayed on the channel because I couldn’t find the remote and was too lazy to get up to turn it off!
I hate it when that happens!
I knew you would show the clips, Ms. Sh, sparing your readers the ordeal of having to watch this drivel. Thank you so much. It was dumber than I could have ever imagined!
SH: I have to agree with gessiewft. Thanks a million!!!
Missed it too. Thanks for posting it. I did enjoy the Druidish robes.
LOL. Glad I’m not the only one. I will watch the spanish channel until my husband walks by.
1st thing I thought is that when Kim was standing on the diving board, she looked like the Kim Richards I remember from back when we were kids. Second thing I thought was, why can’t Kyle put up her damn hair? Then I thought, that’s Kyle, all hair and all drama! Whatever. I’m glad I didn’t watch the show…except for right here.
That is exactly what I thought,too! Kim looked like the Kim from the made- for- TV movies,guest spots on the Love Boat, etc. She looked fresh faced and together. She didn’t have the usual stressed out expression on her face. Go,Kim!
Kim did look good in this clip, and I think both of their bodies looked great. I think what we’re seeing in Kim is that her nose job restored the face of her youth. The nose had started to droop in later years, and now she looks more like the little girl we knew.
Kim got a nose job? When?
Earlier this year. I think it’s going to be shown on the show.
Kim and her dans long hair!
I mean Kyle! Sorry
What a stupid ass show!!
Could they possible do anything where they’re not crying over or about each other. Sheesh, grow up and stop making everything a big deal!
UGH, the Bitchard sisters even suck under water.
Ha! The Bitchard sisters! Good one!!
thats hysterical!! You guys are the funniest people on the internet…I swear!
ITA. Love it, Jill’s!
This was a really lame competition as far as competitions go. Those Richard girls made off like bandits on this one…lol. I have to say though, they both looked pretty good in their swimsuits. At this moment, I don’t even hate Kyle too much cause I think she was really scared and wound up doing pretty good. Kim basically just jumped into the pool…ain’t no kind of dive I’ve ever seen anyway.
Can anyone give credit where credit is due? Come on, I use to dive but just off of the pool diving board. Kyle did fantastic and I don’t care how much acting or whatever went into it she still did it. I can’t say that. Kim did good also even though she just jumped, however I give her the credit also. Perhaps the show stinks to most of you but I did enjoy watching them jump. This is my opinion only.
I only watched SH clip also as I was busy at the time of the show. Kim looked so happy and Kyle well she did too. They were happy their families were there and I think it was a great experience for the both of them to be together.
Isn’t this the first time we’ve seen Kim’s son? He’s an attractive young man.
I would enjoy watching Kyle jump off a cliff, but that’s about it.
I love love love this site. Makes me laugh every day. You guys are all so clever, witty, and articulate. Thank you SH and everyone!
LOL you’re bad….
ITA! The fear of heights is nothing to laugh about…I have that fear, too & 5 meters or a little over 16 feet is a good way up from the water. They both did really well & I think Kim looked so good & they both appeared happier than they have been in a long time. Whether ppl like them on the “REAL” reality show RHOBH *cough *cough That’s another story
IMO
I can’t believe this is a real show. Hubby had me look up Kyle on imdb – turns out she was in my all time favorite Disney movie, “The Watcher In The Wood” ….WOW
I don’t remember that movie. I’ll have to try to catch it sometime.
Kim looks so good! She looks so much younger since she’s gotten healthy.
Missed the 1st hour of the show.The Richards had already done their thing except for the synchonized part.As they were announced Kim then Kyle Kyle had to of course come out 1st as usual. Hogs the limelight.After that they were not seen or heard from again.They were in the bottom the whole show.The trophies were cheap flexiglass crap.The show was cheap too.They were all paid too much for so little entertainment.The last hour of the 2 hours show the Richards women were spectators like the audience.
The Richard sisters were ready to get the hell of of Dodge I bet…lol.
This was a bad idea for a celebrity sport show considering the risk. After seeing Olympic competitors who make it look so easy- -tougher to appreciate how difficult it must be. With so much emphasis on Kim + Kyle’s struggling sisterhood I feel as if they regret this new tag-line to their careers. *Kim seems held together by spit and chewing gum. Maybe she could use a longer break from TV (and maybe from Kyle)
I’m with you, meowalert. The Kim/Kyle talking head stuff was awful. I watched some bits from the 1st half hour and I was embarrassed for Kim as she spoke of having issues with her sister. Let this crap die and be gone….I would be pissed to have my sobriety being a constant topic whenever family is mentioned.
Luckily, I found my remote quickly since my tv was on the channel it came off….soon as I saw it was the show with them on it, I changed the remote like a speeding bullet! I absolutely refuse to watch anything Kyle is on. Kim, I’m gonna give her a chance for just a little bit longer since she has issues, but if I see no change in her actions pretty soon, she’ll be right beside Kyle on my turn the remote button. They can keep their trashy butts off my tv. I did watch MsSH’s clips, and all that ‘I’m scared” talking Kyle did was just more of her made up drama. and I wasn’t surprised she did well at it. I was secretly hoping she would screw up big time, though! Is that the end of the show?
All I saw was the beginning when they introduced Kim as a “child star” and Vyle as “child actress,” and I had to laugh at that. The rest looked like a total snooze-fest.
I personally believe Kylie did not fully exhale once until she outed Kim in the limo smack down. I felt like she waited her whole life to drop that dime in front of a camera. *that’s why Kim pulled the swindled-house-Ace out of her sleeve. Now it’s the black cloud over both.
Every “Athlete” earned the extra bonus points.How interesting!!!
OMG … this is truly stoopid! LOL thanks for posting the video.
Thanks for the clip Ms. SH. Jeezy creezy lemon squeezy…That was AWFUL!!! But I do give them credit for appearing in bathing suits.
Plus, it looks like Hagface has man feet too!
Stupid!! This whole series is just pure stupidity! Who really cares about reality diving? Seriously? What is next?? On a diff note, best comment from RHOBH other night was when Kyle said, Kim has changed& ignoring Kyle since her sobriety ( something like that). It made me giggle as my first thought was Ya, she sobered up & realized what a b*tch Kyle is/was!! Why is Kyle so shocked that now Kim is sober& realizes how much Kyle has ruined her life!! iMO, I just wanted to yell @ TV saying Shut Up Kyle! She’s so self absorbed!! Girl needs a hobby but guess she has one w diving! Ugh! Can’t deal w anymore stoopid reality shows! TY MS SH for the clip! Would never watch it unless it was here!
You know… if that show was all about reuniting the broken family crap…. Methinks MeGo, HoGo, and T to the G should’ve been invited to participate.
I watched a bit of it til Modern Family came on…. It was laughable. The Bitchard sisters (Thanks for the moniker Jills!) were boring, although I admit Kim looked great. My first thought was also ‘can’t Kyle pull her hair back? Who does she think she is?’ – and then all they did was jump into the pool – stuff I did as a kid (and I’m not diver by any means). Some of the other ‘stars’ were kinda ridiculous also but I found myself rooting for the Soul Surfer gal (once I realized they weren’t introducing Bethenny Frankel) – she’s very brave. That’s a good movie too, btw…
MeGo did say on twitter yesterday that she was asked to participate but she declined bc she was too scared..riiiiight.That woman would go to the opening of a paper bag I don’t see her turning this down.
Yeah, I’m with ya… anything that’s green in color and able to be spent…. yeah, I’m SURE MeGo turned that down.
Sounds like the bullcrap that Don started slinging when Tree was on CA. “I was asked…” pffft.
Meho said she was offered that show…but turned it down, because it was “scary”, but turn around said “it’s actually not that difficult” in the same breath…I can’t with her.
WTF?………..That is some baby diving that you learn the second year of swim lesssons. I can appriciate that if you are afraid something like this would be significant but Kyle signed up for this so that kind of thinking goes out the window. Kim jumped straight down and Kyle stood, not even jumped, at the edge of the diving board and fell in. What in the hell was with all the clucthing our hands to our hearts and the watery eyes and trembeling lips? When the host interviewed Kyle afterwards she told her how good she did and how HARD that jump was, she seemed like she was speaking to a special needs child. This show is really strange.
YES! Also, why does this show exist? How did they spin doing this show to their family? Was it like, “Kids, mom is gonna make an azz outta herself and I really need you to be there to support me because the cameras will be rolling and you know how mama will do anything for that cash money!”
Lastly, please tell me that YoFo is going to blog about this?
haha! I hardly think YoFo will find this uplifting. I laughed my ass off when she told Kyle that she may loose weight doing her clense and Kyle said, “what do you think I’m doing this for?” and YoFo said “to be healthy”. lol I think Yolanda may say about this diving thing. “oh Kyle it’s so good that you’re doing this show to make up with your sister and the good part is you might get some more publicity and money” and Kyle would say……”what do you think I’m doing this for?” That’s Kyle.
Haha…can’t even believe I watched the clips!
Can we expect to see Joel McHale mocking this show on ‘The Soup’ really soon?
Gosh I hope so.
i was totally thinking the same thing.
I would like to see them have Greg Kinner guest and do it.
Wonder how come the Hilton cousins didnt show up to support?
And why didn’t they show Vyle throwing a fit that they weren’t there? Maybe they sent a tree in their absence, like for the graduation?
Exactly. Seems like Kathy n her kids get a pass from Kyle… prolly at her mealymouthed money grubbin husband Mo-reece’s insistence.
Because Kathy has more money then Kyle does, more influence, and more credibility then Kyle does. Kyle licks Kathy’s feet. However, I loved it when Kathy took care of getting Kim’s daughter a prom dress, and that it was done on the show. It showed that no matter what, Kathy has affection for Kim and her family, and until Kyle arrived, Kim looked happy and very comfortable.
I do think Kathy’s got Vyle’s number, for sure…
Didn’t watch the show but caught Jimmy Kimmel’s comments about it during his monologue. He was brutal, making fun of not only how boring and ridiculous the show itself was, but about the supposed ‘celebrity’ of those on it. He was naming the cast, one by one, and when he got to Kim he said Kim Richards was child actor & now a RHBH and then added that “her sister” was on it too. Just “her sister” – no name and nothing about her. AFAIK he named all the other cast members and often with a reminder of who they were, but all with sarcasm over their ‘celebrity’ and lots of eye rolls.. I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea of Kyle hearing that and knowing she was only notable as being Kim’s sister!
But she got higher points than Kim – which is all that matters for the moment. One more thing Kyle can say to Kim “Ha! I beat you” – she’s such a stupid, insipid, freak of a woman (Kyle that is).
ITA, but she can never overcome that Kim was a true child star and she was a bit player.
I agree with you too, Hers… Even today, she tries to be the ‘star’ of it all. The strong one, the pretty one, the best wife, the best RHBOBH (that’s real housebiatch of BH), etc…
I’d say they’re pretty equal in all of the above – except the star thing. Big momma may have favored Kyle, but ol’ Kimmy paid all the bills and bought the house that Kyle stole.
From the House of Hilton book, it seemed like Kim was the favorite, or at least the most like the mother. I remember one person quoted saying Kim was most like the mother (which was not a good thing). I didn’t get the impression that Vyle was favored by Big Kathy. Maybe that’s why Vyle is on a mission to keep Kim down?
Ahhh!!! Now THAT is an interesting possibility. As cutthroat as Vyle is today, I would have assumed that SHE was more like Big Kathy – but I never understood her jealousy against Kim (Just thought it was the child star thing – because Kyle’s star never took off). But if Kim was also Mommy Dearest’s favorite… interesting.
Maybe that’s why Kim drinks… or has addition problems. Too much like momma – can’t look in the mirror and doesn’t want to do that to her own kids. Who knows…?
I need to read that book sometime
I found it at the $1 store a few years ago. I think it was even before the RHOBH came on the air. It’s a goldmine of info about the twisted way the sisters were raised.
Yes, Big Kathy was a complete biotch who was all about the money, just like Kyle and Mo!
It’s pretty interesting. Her mom was a real psychopath. You can find it at the library. Wouldn’t pay a dime for it.
I hear you. But remember, it’s an exposé, so it’s not like the Hilton/Bitchards gang is profiting off the book.
It was an interesting book… I don’t think the Richards liked the book at all. Yes, she was mommie dearest.
I read that book also.. I think big kathy favored little kathy until Kim caught attention from others. Then it was Kim Kim, Kim… Kyle was always nothing… She probably hates Kim for all the attention she got from her mother… That was one messed up family…mommy dearest.
Yea but she let Brandi get ambushed at the party and didnt do anything to stop Rancid. Doesnt sound like a good hostess to me…
I agree. That was one of the most uncomfortable dinner parties ever. And when Rancid started with her crap… thats bad enough but then she kept on going even after she done ran Brandi off, trying to justify her mess. Kyle is a bad person to allow that but then again this is a person that allows her young child’s birthday party to be ruined by a drunken SWINE.
I don’t think Vyle simply allowed it. I think she was complicit in it.
Oh yes you are right. Just like she allowed SWINE to instigate the brouhaha with Camile. And then got royally cheesed off when Kim didnt jump to Kyle’s defense. They whole shebang was one big setup.
Well that’s a caca stew she’s usually stirring in that big witchy caldron of hers and we know she’s the champeen chit stirrer of them all.
Lol! Take that, manhands!
I love Jimmy Kimmel. He knows the deal. Kyle is playing out all her childhood animosity toward her sister on this show. She is now the star (in her mind) and Kim is the one that needs her help! It’s a classic family dynamic shift, and why Kyle likes to be Kim’s children’s confidant. It’s also why Kim didn’t invite Kyle to her son’t 21st birthday party.
Wow- talk about the dumbing down of American- I can’t believe someone actually green-lighted this show. I also can’t believe anyone gives a crap about someone jumping off a diving board-like that is some fantastic accomplishment that deserves accolades from the entire country. The producers need to step it up a notch- It would be way more thrilling and noteworthing if they moved to competition to Niagara Falls-now that’s some quality TV worth watching!
I don’t know about you guys, but when I go diving, I tend not to wear full makeup (or any for that matter) and tie my hair back.
Me too, but what do we know? Vyle wears that hair like Samson, as if it gives her powers or something. Cut off the witch hair, Vyle.
Remember in S1 they were at a party and Kyle had on a wig on? Can’t remember who’s party however, she’s no beauty with short hair. Lol. Poor dear’s going to have to cut that hair someday… Sadly, the alternative is not her friend!!
It was at someone’s 20s party, and the wig was an Anna Wintour-type bob with bangs. I think SH posted the photo not too long ago. She looked ghastly, I agree.
I don’t think she’s a bad looking woman. I think it’s the Lapband syndrome–her personality sucks, and it totally colors our perception of her looks, i.e., we think she’s a hag.
Exactly… And her hair, what the hell.
Good GOD, did they PAY people to sit in that stadium? How did they get so many people?
They passed out free Maloof Hooves at the door.
Kim looks fantastic!!
We’ve got the same shower of sh!t here too, Splash is our diving programme at the moment, lots of belly splashes and basic dives but this one had me laughing:
That was funny. He’s brave and a good sport. That looks scary to me.
He’s a sweetheart. Some of the celebs, one in particular let herself be rolled off a mat into the water, she’s a bit on the big side too and all I had in my head was ‘Free Willy’ lol. I’ve dived off the same height, I hit the water wrong and some of it shot up my nose, which resulted in a violent headache for over 2 days!
Oh, that sounds so painful!
I thought it was until I went up to Edinburgh for an Army weekend, ended up going down a huge slide (ok a bit tiddly, bars open before cafe’s do up there), I smacked my head on the slide and managed to concuss myself, “Happy Days” lol
What a sight you must have been bev.
I was the next day on the shooting range, I let off a round followed by “ouch”, RSM was laughing his backside off at me lol
Adored him in The Infidel! Saw it twice.
I need to see that movie!
I too was disappointed. I thought this so was going to be like Wipeout but I was sadly wrong.
She needs to try a lob or something. She’s a drag queen in that bob.