Just had to finish up the last episodes of the New Year’s Day “Twilight Zone” marathon, episodes which were waiting patiently on the DVR. Again, it’s such a relief to get away from the moronic Housewives and watch well-written, well-acted, intelligent, thought-provoking SCRIPTED television!
Re the ODDriana de Moura marriage to Fredric Marq, which took place back in 2008… checked out the Miami-Dade requirements for residents to marry. According to Harvey Ruvin, the Miami-Dade Clerk of the Courts…
In order to become legally married in the state of Florida both bride and groom must apply for a marriage license in person. There is no residency or citizenship requirement to apply for a Florida marriage license.
After a marriage license has been obtained, the marriage ceremony can be performed. A brief civil ceremony can be performed by a Deputy Clerk at any of the Marriage License Offices.
The marriage ceremony must be performed within 60 days of the issuance of the license. After the marriage ceremony, the marriage license must be returned to the Miami-Dade County Marriage License Bureau.
Premarital course
The state requires all Florida residents to take a four hour premarital course or wait three days for the marriage license to be effective. This does not apply to non-Florida residents. A directory of premarital course providers is available online or at all district court locations.
Requirements
When applying for a marriage license both bride and groom must apply in person. If one or more of the applicants are minors, under 18 years of age, additional requirements apply.All applicants must present the following:
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One (1) valid identification is required with the applicant’s picture, signature, and date of birth, a Driver License issued by any state in the U.S., Passport, a U.S. Military ID, Alien Registration Card, or State of Florida ID issued by DMV are acceptable. Anyone issued a Social Security Card must provide their number.
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All U.S. citizens and residents must provide their Social Security Number.
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Non-U.S. Citizens may provide one of the following valid Identifications: Alien Registration Card, US State issued Driver’s License, or Passport if they do not have a Social Security Number.
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If either applicant has been previously married, the exact date of the last divorce, death or annulment must be provided. If the divorce took place in Miami-Dade County go to the Family Online Case Search and view the docket link for final judgment date which is date of divorce.
ODDriana and/or her PR person mentioned the word “misconception” re the marriage. After reading the requirements above, there can be no “misconception” about ODDriana being married! AND… for ODDriana’s PR person to say that the marriage is null and void because of a TYPO on the license is ridiculous! That’s like sayin’ that because a letter was missing on your name when you were born that you don’t exist! Here’s a suggestion for ODDriana: git yerself a brand new PR person immediately! No one is buying the “TYPO” excuse… and there is no “misconception” about your marriage!
Have also been wondering if Lea Black, ODDriana’s “hand that fed her,” knew that ODDriana was married? If ODDriana played Lea… which we thought way back in March 2011… then Fredric was also in on the scam; which makes Fredric a scammin’ scumbag and not as financially stable as ODDriana would like viewers to think! Lea was assisting with ODDriana’s son’s tuition while ODDriana and Fredric were married…. and Freddy allowed Lea to assist, even though Freddy is supposed to be some huge, big-time, big money decorator? IF this is what actually happened, shame on ODDriana and Freddy!
Now… on to much more important Housewives subjects!
Was curious as to why the Real Housewives of Atlanta was moved to 8 pm from its usual time slot of 9 pm tonight. Could the reason be that Bravo didn’t want to have the Atlanta Housewives crushed in the ratings by lil HoneyBooBoo? ”Here Comes HoneyBooBoo’s” season two premiere just happens to take place tonight at 9 pm!
What will be interesting will be the winner of the 9 pm time slot, as VH1′s “Mob Wives” also airs tonight at 9 pm! Who will win? I’m goin’ with HoneyBooBoo!
Not THIS HoneyBooBoo!
THIS HoneyBooBoo!
What were all the rumors about crime mom Alexia EchoWhatever’s husband?
IF MamaMumbles had never relocated to Miami!
NOTE: There will be no Real Housewives of Atlanta recap tonight… WHY? ’Cause….
I going for Honey Boo Boo to top all the ratings charts tonight.
Barb: Bravo knows it! LOL!! TFC!! SH
Heaven help us all when Bravo tries to duplicate Honey Boo Boo ratings gold.
Could totally see them courting this family
Yes! This episode cracked me up. I’m sure the dad likes being told he has crazy, wacky hair. The kid has a girl’s haircut, and they seem to take pride in the fact that he’s mistaken for a girl. Weird.
I felt sooo bad for the daughter Alaska during the first pageant. But the next time she was featured Alaska had more than found her self esteem(and not in a good way) despite her momma’s best intentions to make her feel like a dirt ball. And then of course once Alaska started winning , momma was all like “Braxton who?”
Oh, I didn’t see that episode. Alaska, Braxton… I guess names like Bobby and Susie are things of the past.
I cant find the episode but I found this.Lil bit of a hoarders motif going on in this home video.
And speaking of hair, I’m pretty sure I saw the momma’s clip in ponytail on sale down at Walgreens for like 9.99 So her “good hair” is store bought so she needs to zip it.
I bet you’re right.
Honey Boo Boo might actually be Kim Zolciak’s daughter. Think about it……
LOL. Ifn the kid has a pack a day habit then yes I do see it. Perhaps that’s why Momma BooBoo be sneezing all the time. Allergic.
I don’t have to think about it, I can see that fixed up a bit Honey can be a beautiful girl and I happen to be a fan of Kim’s so sure in her next life she can be a daughter of Kims, however as it stands right now, Kim has 2 BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS AND 2 ADORABLE SONS.
I like Kim’s children, too.
Me too.
Ditto!
Double ditto!
And, Downton Abby returns tonight!
Abbey-doh!
my friend loves that show i promised i would not text her tonight
I just finished it. My new fave
@ Cherry I have it lined up on the DVR, I can’t wait to watch now that you have given it the stamp of approval!
And that totally trumps any hosewives!
Somehow I have managed to miss seeing Honey Boo Boo, I’d watch, but can never seem to find when it’s on. I did watch another NayNay show…..how many parties can Cynthia give NayNay calling it a “success party”…..I’m so sick of seeing Nay and her new career, that I wouldn’t watch WWHL when Andy had them on last night. I’m sick of having NayNay shoved down my throat, her head is swelling the size of a watermelon, and it’s starting to make Cynthia’s swell, too. This will probably be my last season of At, and I know I’m not watching NJ, so two down and more to be added soon I’m sure.
I watched it it seems good, but anything that pairs Shirley Mclaine and Dame Maggie smith is bound to be good. Course I was rooting for the Irish chauffer now Lord (or whatever title he has now)
Shirley McLaine is great in everything, I have to admit. Did anyone see her in Bernie?
Love that movie and people in town are just like that.
It’s one my favorites, too. Love Lifted Me!
And if you ever want a pick me up, just watch Bernie’s 76 Trombones on Youtube.
I LOVE this show. The 1st episode of season 3 was awesome.
I caught up with season 2 on Sunday and then saw the new season tonight. Just love it. Reminds me of Upstairs Downstairs in 1969.
i dont watch any of them, reality tv isn’t fun any more
lisa: Totally agree with you! Predictable and boring… watch out for shark jumpin’! TFC!! SH
ITA, Lisa and SH. Survivor is still good, though.
Hers: FF through Survivor… especially when they take the “tour of the voted out”! Survivor needs to go back to eight contestants and NO givin’ them fire! TFC!! SH
I FF through that stupid tour, too, and also many of the characters I don’t care about as much. I was interested in Lisa this past season, especially. I didn’t mind looking at Malcolm, either. Dayam!
I agree, no 2nd chances, no people who are returning for a 2nd crack at it. Good call Ms SH
Survivor is my all-time fav. I too FF through the walk down memory lane. Who cares about those long gone. Show is still the best tho. Malcome maybe be back for another season in the future.:-)
i get how some people think shows like honey boo boo are cute and funny but i find the whole family low class and trashy not funny or cute. their table manners are disgusting how low have we become when we watch crap like honey boo boo. and laugh at theM… jmho here
lisa: Have watched HBB once… not a fan. However, HBB would have knocked out Atlanta! TFC!! SH
i bet you are right, hard to believe anything could be more trashy then the ATL girls and win the ratings to.
I am still pulling for the family to find success in their weight loss endeavors. I think Momma Boo Boo gets more “glamorized” as time goes on. We will all know that the Hollywood machine has gotten her the day she gets her teeth fixed. Once that happens… well its just a hop skip n a jump away from Dancing With The Stars. And Max WILL be her partner.
Forget about fixing her teeth, she needs to have that “forklift foot” attended to. STAT! The thing draws flies, for crying out loud.
LOL. Amazing what a lil bit of sugar water in squeeze bottle can do. At least I hope that was the magic of television. ugggg.
I bet she moves less robotically than Kate Gosselin!
Can you imagine? I want to see her jive to this.
Give me a break,what exactly is the difference between this show and let’s just say the Kartrashians?or any other sleazy show.Yeah their manners are really kind of gross but they love each other they do things together big deal.A lot of people live like that behind closed doors.I know a few.I think its a funny show.Why is it so trashy?i don’t see them taking their clothes off or sticking thier tongue down someones mouth come on i wish people would lighten up.
I dont have to Lighten up thank you very much,
I, too,only watched once; it was disgusting and depressing. Unfortunately, I am from around that area and they are somewhat typical; sad.
All I see is a loving family and that is not sad to me.
I have to agree, Lobstah. They’re almost 180 degrees from anything I’m used to, but they’re entertaining, and they seem to love each other. The girl did have a baby out of wedlock, but that’s better than having an abortion, which most girls her age would probably have done.
I made it about 5 minutes, could not do anymore. I have watch RHONJ since the start, I do like RHOBH because I like Lisa and Brandi. The rest, I just cant get into Atlanta. I dont like NeNe and her screaming and talking over everyone. I dont like Tamra on OC, I still havent figured out who died and left her queen.
I soooo agree with you, really cant watch .
I’ve never watched but just read this article about where the mother’s pay for the show goes…she may not be as stupid as she appears…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2258006/Mama-played-smart-Honey-Boo-Boos-mother-June-reveals-reality-earnings-held-trust-daughters.html
I saw that, too. Good for her.
If I’m not mistaken that picture of momma and honey boo boo eating that sketti was taken at Lisa Vanderpumps place. I cant wait to tell my momma cause she always says “now you know there is no way they still live out by the train tracks”
I was trying to figure out how many bedrooms they have in that house. It seems to me that all four of the girls share a bedroom and baby Kaitlyn makes 5 in one room. If they aren’t going to buy a new house, maybe they could add on a bedroom?
Yeah that would be good. Lots of folks in that tight lil space. But they are sooo close to the tracks I wonder if they have enough room to expand.
I am right about the bedroom situation, though, right? After Chickadee had her baby, and they were getting ready for her to come home with the baby, the other girls were talking about getting ready to share a room with the baby. I don’t know how they do it.
I think you are right. its 3 bedrooms tops. maybe pumpkin and Alana share a room, the other girls share a room with baby. And momma and sugar bear get a boom boom room of their own. Seems to me that they all share equally in the child care stuff. So I would say ole Chickadee has got the life of Riley compared to the teen mom chicks.
I suppose. These teenaged nitwits who think it is cool to have a baby ought to be smacked.
Who names these kids.. another problem I have with Honey boo boo and the whole pagent situation is Yes these girls are pretty but they are whored up like mini hookers walking a stroll on stage, they are dancing around singing songs/ doing dance that are suggestive. I think its sad kids as young as 5 or 6 look so made up and hair dyed and i wouldnt be suprised if they is some plastic surgery done on the sly. I hate these child pagents they should be outlawed.
That’s just their nicknames. Their regular names are normal. Alana, Jessica, Ana, Lauren, Katlyn, Mike and June.
Oh I see
ITA Lisa. I watch enough trash tv but draw the line at honey boob. I did see the pig mess on the dinner table and said “not for me”.
Madam SH,
Love the Twilight Zone episodes. I too watch the marathon yearly and still manage to catch episodes I’ve never seen! I agree, great writing and thought provoking indeed!
Honey BooBoo yeah, that Oddriana ( Odd-Reee-Awnnnna) called JOANNA the HONEY BOO BOO of RHOM! Bish, at least HBB gets ratings!
I like HBB, took some getting used too, but June is def no stage Mamma and they ain’t fronting for the cameras like some of ppl’s, see what happens when ur self.
Hey Ronnie Flip-it and all you at W.W.C. I better hear you dis wk get on Oddriana and Lea, ur too Damm nice to them, pretend like its MJ!
Y’all still funny! ¦-)
Miss: Obviously, ODDriana is readin’ SH and snatched that HBB name for SkankyJo.. the only HoneyBooBoo of any franchise is Tamballs! TFC!! SH
Odd can’t think for herself .I know it’s a shock to everyone !!
I didn’t see it mentioned… Mob Wives is on at 8:00 p.m. Always has been. I still watch them all. I recorded Honey Boo Boo and watched it this a.m. This one is DEFINITELY coming off my list. They got into a disgusting pumpkin guts throwing fight with the little baby right in the middle of the mess. Then one of the geniuses thought it would be funny to put wet, raw pumpkin seeds ALL over this poor infant’s face. It was horrible. Next episode they “cook” a turkey and I can imagine what they might do with the innards of the bird. First the mother claims she had been cooking it all night and it looks like a turkey just put in the oven. It’s looks like a 25 lb. turkey that’s in a foil pan made for a 12 lb. one. She left in the plastic piece that holds the turkey closed BEFORE you cook it. She rubs a friggin pound of butter all over the outside… God it looks gross. I’m afraid if I watch, I’ll never want to eat turkey again.
The really sad thing is I think this show is the most “real” of them all. It’s not scripted, they’re not acting, this IS their life. This show is more embarrassing for Georgia than the Jersey Shore was for NJ. I’d bet it even makes REDNECKS look bad! Honey Boo Boo went Bye Bye on my DVR.