ADRIANA DE MOURA: ODDriana Already Married… And She’s 47… BUT, We Already Knew ODDriana Was A Fraudster!… Did Lea Black Know Adriana’s Phony Story?

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Seriously, who can blame Adriana… or ODD-riana, as MissAndy loves to call her… for makin’ up her very own story line to claim one of those envious spots as a Miami Housewife?

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We all knew about ODDriana’s FIRST marriage to Robert Sidi in Texas… and that was the beginning of her Miami story line.   ODDriana continued her story line when she moved to Fisher Island WITH hubbend, Robert.  When they couldn’t continue their marriage, ODDriana could not stay in the Fisher Island condo which she shared with Robert; despite the financial difficulties, ODDriana wanted to STAY in or around Fisher Island….

We told you about fraudster phony ODDriana on SH way back in March 2011… and ODDriana’s sister-in-law spilled even more back up info.

So, does it come as a surprise to anyone that ODDriana is already married to Fredric?

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If you ARE surprised, you may not be a long-time reader of SH.  This info is just YAWN-worthy.  Another Housewife who is a phony… another Housewife who will do anything to mold herself into a story line… another Housewife who ain’t what she wants viewers to believe she is.

What is one of the most pathetic PR statements from a Housewife rep comes from ODDriana’s rep… when she responded to the MiamiHerald about her marriage.

ODDriana’s rep says that ODDriana’s marriage to Fredric is not valid… ’cause there’s a TYPO on the certificate!  ODDriana might want to get a rep who is more knowledgeable about law stuff!  ’Cause we’re LOL-ing at the reps response!

DeMoura’s publicist Lynn Brodsky admitted to us that yes, “Adriana did get divorced in 2003, but her and Roberto tried to work things out and had a common law marriage until 2006. After breaking it off she then met Frederic in 2008. On a romantic whim after dating briefly, Adriana and Frederic went to the clerk’s office on their own with no friends and family, and were married. There was a discrepancy in the certificate – so instead of having the marriage fix [sic] or annulled, they decided to take a step back and hold off until they were truly ready. Adriana and Frederic are planning to have a beautiful (and proper) wedding this spring.”

When asked about this alleged discrepancy, Brodsky told us “Marriage certificates are not valid by law if there is a typo on it. There was a typo on their certificate. I have no further comments at this time.”

NOTE:  The REAL questions re this latest “revelation” about ODDriana involve Lea Black.  Lea Black played and still plays a huge part in ODDriana’s story line.  

LEA ADRIANA RHOM           “I owe everything to Lea… “

lea miami adriana    “I’ll have some wine only if Lea’s payin’…”

lea adriana miami  “I love shoppin’ wit Lea… she pays for everything!”

The story which was supposed to be swallowed by viewers… as explained on season one of the RHOM…was this:  after ODDriana’s hubbend left her (which was not true, the decision to end the marriage was mutual, according to ODDriana’s ex-sister-in-law, Vanessa Sidi), ODDriana was a desperate single mother found by Lea Black.  ODDriana was a true artiste… and slave to her art… as the story goes that Lea “found” a homeless ODDriana sleeping on the floor of an art gallery and “saved” ODDriana and ODDriana’s son.

adriana lea fredric arrow  Really… what the hell is in Freddy’s pants?!

The fact that ODDriana has been married to Fredric since 2008 affects the “Lea was my savior” story line.

  • If Lea KNEW about ODDriana’s marriage to Fredric, that makes Lea an accessory to the fraudulent story line… and makes one wonder why Lea would go along with the lie.
  • If Lea did NOT know about ODDriana’s marriage to Fredric that makes ODDriana a totally despicable person… much more despicable than was exposed on SH almost two years ago.
  • As mentioned on season one of Miami, Lea assisted ODDriana with tuition for her son’s school… the same school which Lea’s son attends.   Is this a fact… or just another part of ODDriana’s phony story line?  If it is a FACT, ODDriana and her hubbend should be ashamed of themselves for scammin’ Lea Black.  If it’s just a totally concocted part of ODDriana’s story line… Lea and the producers should be totally ashamed for scammin’ the viewers!

Were there other Miami Housewives in on this latest phony baloney story?  Maybe Fredriq also needed a green card…

IMO, ODDriana seems more comfortable with people who are more “like-minded” phonies!

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160 Responses to ADRIANA DE MOURA: ODDriana Already Married… And She’s 47… BUT, We Already Knew ODDriana Was A Fraudster!… Did Lea Black Know Adriana’s Phony Story?

  1. Miss SH I’m at the mall at Robinson, their WiFi sucks. I emailed you. I apolagize if you get them two times each. Did you get her response.? Things can be miscontruded. lol

    • Buck Henry says:

      I almost want to think that Frederic and Audriana was playing Lea so when she needed money for this and that Lea did it and Frederic (who owns a old man’s Rolls Royce and seems a quarter ounce dealer) helped the situation. I don’t believe that Lea knew she was married to Frederic, no way.

      • Cw says:

        That would be really sad if true…lying to Lea!

        • madepiley says:

          And remember her antics first season? When Lea had to have a come to Jesus with her over her skanktatic behavior, basically begging her no to mess up this meal ticket(paraphrasing of course) in Fredrick?

        • madepiley says:

          Hail Far. I bet that lil youngun was hella confused over the “do you mind if we get hitched?” conversation. No wonder he acted like they were smokin crack.

      • Buck, your description of Frederic is hilarious! :D

      • Free Kroy says:

        omg old man’s rolls royce……lmao

      • romoshedint says:

        Lol, get a load of this guy. He ain’t no nickel n dimer either.

      • lawgirl29 says:

        I think Lea is the source of the story. The marriage was never legal. Technically Adriana is not married. I hear Lea was very upset during the reunion that Adriana and Joanna were sitting next to Andy Cohen. Lea was put all the way at the end. According to Andy’s book. When you get put on the end. Bravo is ready to get rid of you.
        According to Robert Rodriguez something came out about Lea’s tax returns at the reunion and Lea put an injunction against Bravo to stop them from airing it.
        I hope Bravo doesn’t put up with getting bullied by Lea Black and they get rid of her.

  2. Babiblue84 says:

    Wait… Stop the show… A housewife not only faked a story line but also dragged her innocent child into it? So maybe Joanna announcing to romain that she was reading his emails and subsequently finding borderline cheating texts and more plugs for her ‘brand’ may have been pre planned too? Oh I just can’t deal. Pls let me keep on in ignorance, these women are role models!! (Ha)

    • bsbfankaren says:

      Joanna’s “finding” the emails, always looked phoney to me. The reactions of she and her sister looked staged, and so did Romain’s response.

      With that aside, I find it funny that Joanna didn’t unearth this info about Adriana given that their relationship was so rancorous all season? Hmmm….perhaps they both have so much to hide that neither wanted the other to bring up truly damaging info?

      • Sunnyside_Lady says:

        It was entirely staged. Joanna’s storyline kinda sorta happened – but it was like 2 or 3 years ago. They just re-enacted it for the show.

        The amount of phony on this show is completely getting on my nerves. I wanna see these girls be rich and gawdy. These stupid love stories I couldn’t care less about.

      • Babiblue84 says:

        Must be forbidden, or edited, to go too far outside the designated plot, a la BubbaJax. Joanna’s ‘he kind of flirted bc I was gone and in no way in contact for two yrs building my career and he flirted while I begged to be an extra on Shahs as a piece of photo shopped art at Mohammed’s house renovation’ reaction was just classic. Lets all bend over for ‘the self proclaimed pretty girl’ to make it easier to shove her fake relationship up our arse.

      • Buck Henry says:

        Your exactly right, they both have major skeletons. If she dig to deeply into Audriana then Audriana would take the time to dig deeper in Joanna’s “modeling” past and she doesn’t want that.

  3. sissylala says:

    i like adriana, she’s like the teresa of miami. 47! you go girl.

    • bsbfankaren says:

      Yes, I was surprised to see that Adriana is only a year younger then me! It seems like this part of the franchise has more women over 40 then other’s do? Perhaps it’s just my perception.

    • gessiewtf says:

      two lies exposed, big, gigantic lies in the space of one month. Walter and now this idiot.
      Are intelligent women going to continue to watch these shows? I think we all have to think about that. We are just suckers at this point.

      • Hers says:

        I think we’re watching them now as dramedies, not as “reality” or “unscripted” programming. I know I’ll keep watching ATL as long as Nene’s on, because I love her hilarious TTCs.

    • Lexv says:

      I have to say that Adrianna being 47 is the real surprise, she looks great fpr her age and had a rocking body.

    • hwfan says:

      Wow she looks damn good. She doesnt look day over the age of 33 . i wish I look as good as her at that age

    • blondesense says:

      I know! Say what you want about the girl but she looks amazing, and her body is very toned and youthful

    • violetpalmer says:

      I agree.. Miami would be dull without her. She’s hilarious

  4. Susie says:

    Surprised @ reunion JoHo did not reveal that information.Bravo must have some kind of gag order on some things til after shows air.Adriana is a fake just like all the rest.When JoHo was asked when her marriage would be she gave answer but turned around before she completed the answer and stopped looking @ Andy.Like she was lying that there will be a wedding.Roman should kick her fake skinny ass to the curb.

    • bsbfankaren says:

      No, I suspect Joanna either got the “nogo” from Lea, or she’s got her own skeleton’s she didn’t want Adrianna to bring up, so she simply kept her mouth shut!

  5. Susie says:

    So I guess the story of Adriana and her son living in art gallery with no home was fake too.Lea coming to her rescue with $$ for sons tuition was fake too.Fredric offering to pay half was fake too.She seemed really moved in to be just shacking til she decided if she wanted to marry.All along has been rooted there for 4 years.Crazy to think viewers are that stupid.All about the $$ and what lengths they will go or lie.

    • Babiblue84 says:

      I think lea may have been the only one to know, and kept it from bravo w Adrianna hence the blind loyalty. Lets see how loyal she’ll be if Lea disassociates herself and pretends to be shocked. I like Lea but at this point I doubt any news outlets will post ab any more sub-reality stars, unless of course they get the Brandi/ Leann two-for.

    • SandraP says:

      I wonder if Lea used any of the funds from the Black Gala Fundraiser to pay for Adrianna’s son’s tuition?

  6. Gela916 says:

    But… why lie and pretend you’re not married if the goal is to be a RHOM??? What storyline did she get from the lie? We’re not watching her plan a fake wedding on Bravo’s dime. I don’t get the reason for lying this time. Sometimes I do. Not now.

    • meowalert says:

      *This exposed ruse just screams- ON THE GRIFT to me! Meaning this scenario was arranged for purposes way above and beyond the scope of a TV show. I can only imagine the scams such a secret marriage could play off of. I’d print a few but it would be WAY outside the parameters of what’s acceptable on SH forum. These people are freaking SCARY.

      • teap0t says:

        What kind of grifting can you think about? Do you think she is still selling herself and he is her pimp? I’m really curious for some grifter theories. Grifters skeeve me out but also fascinate me. I spotted oddriana as a grifter the first time I heard her woa as me troll under the bridge story. A single mother sleeping on a floor of an art gallery? Give me a break!

        • meowalert says:

          Well Teapot– the sad truth is there are stories of people falling prey to cons and scams every day in the news. When I read about the duplicity of many reality-show cast members off-screen lives the term Grifter comes to mind.
          *one thing I will share regarding your curiosity is to be very aware of the personal information you share with strangers you meet on vacation, at resorts, outside your native surroundings. In other countries. Everyone’s guard is down even just a little when they vacation. People that approach you and seem way too friendly or interested in the details of your life should raise a flag. Sometimes people engage in their conversations thinking their questions are harmless: they live half way across the world right? They’re just being friendly. Wrong.

          • Hers says:

            This brings the movie The Perfect Host to mind. There’s a scene where a well-meaning lady gets conned by a clever criminal.

  7. Boomer says:

    Lies in Orange, Lies in Atlanta, Lies in NYC, Lies in NJ why not in Miami? It’s the entire housewives franchise. So what?

  8. scooter says:

    When Leah speaks I hear chalk on a board…ouch!!! The whole show is beyond boring, and that MAMA lady is gross, what the hell made Bravo bring them back? Thank God Mobwives are back!!!

  9. bsbfankaren says:

    Personally, I think Lea likes playing the role of benevolent mentor, and likely knows Adriana’s entire story, warts and all. Remember, Lea said she hires a private investigator to check up on her husband from time to time. Anyone who does that, knows all she needs to know about those that she…supports.

    • yup says:

      agreed. Lea and Adriana probably concocted the whole thing to give Adriana a storyline and make Lea look like a saint…the same way she uses her charity gala as a big part of her image.

  10. pingu says:

    Not surprised. I don’t really view Audriana any differently than before, in fact to me she is like Miami’s Tamra Barney- bring the drama so a tick.
    Tbh, every reality show especially RH fake story lines.

  11. crazygrl00 (@crazygrl00) says:

    What I don’t understand is if this show is the real housewives of ( insert city here) then why are they casting non married women? You can’t be a housewife without a husband. It’s one thing if they were married when they were. Cast and then got a divorce but to just be dating or engaged is not the same as being a wife. Another thing is of course they are going to be in a web of lies because what respectable rich woman/family is going to want to be on TV for all of their dirty laundry to be dragged out. (The only person I like is Tre from NJ and that’s because she reminds me of myself if I were rich and married …lol) I know that when I think of “real housewives” it’s not these drama filled so called rich women. It’s everyday women raising their kids and caring for their homes. The middle working class. Not these nannies raise my kid’s and maids clean my house while a chef cook’s my families meals. That’s just not a housewife!!! Don’t get me wrong if I ever got really rich I would want maids and a chef at my beck and call, but I’d only hire a nanny for when I was sick because I’m their mom, I brought my kid’s into this world and it’s my job to raise them. I only have respect for real housewives, and Tre that run their homes and knows the struggle of raising kids (if they have them) pays their bills and puts food on their table. These women don’t!! Ok rant over …lol

    • Aunt Dorsey says:

      ‘Cause it’s a typo, it should be hosewives I tell you, hosewives. Ain’t no housekeeping in there anywhere.

  12. Susie, if you read the link where Miss SH links too, the herald, bravo said they didn’t know she was married.
    On to OddDriana (Good one Miss SH), regardless if there is a typo or the ‘commitment ceromony” or we never had a wedding, OddDriana still in 2008 WHEN she MET HER YOUNGER HUSBAND Freddie, went to the court house with the intention to marry, AND DID. Not something ppl with “trust issues” would do. I need to change this, the marriage is real. http://goo.gl/xyxRb
    So when they filmed RHOM (Miami Dinner or whatever lol) S1 she was married AND lying!

    • gessiewtf says:

      and don’t think Bravo didn’t know, either.

      • SandraP says:

        During the first season’s reunion, it was said that Adrianna was being set up Lea to meet wealthy men, which both strongly denied. Guess Lea and Adrianna told the truth in this case, because we now know Adrianna was already married.

        • yup says:

          But Adriana doesn’t seem into Frederic so I bet she was trying to move onto someone better looking or richer. Once she found her next mealticket, she would have been ready to leave her husband. We saw her shamelessly flirting with Romain.

          • SandraP says:

            I agree with you regarding Adriana and Frederic. It must be a marriage of convenience, that is, until Adriana conveniently finds a wealthier man.

            • Girlfriend says:

              Yes I think Adriana is looking for bigger and better also, could also be another reason why she wanted to be perceived as unmarried on the show. Frederic is a tool.

              • holeycowballs says:

                I agree, Adriana is looking for something bigger and better to come along. Bravo had to know she was married, I just don’t believe they don’t check out these people on the show with a fine tooth comb and know all their secrets!

                I’ve always thought Fredric probably doesn’t have any money, maybe his parents have money and are tired of footing the lavish lifestyle Adriana wants to live….that’s where that boat comes in! Ain’t no way that woman is wanting to live on a boat full time, unless they have a side business(cough, cough)going on! What a shame that we don’t know more to this story, because the entire storyline makes no sense….since it’s a ‘housewife’ show. Of course if Fredric is broke, that would fit in to why she claims to be single…they need the payday and can’t afford for both of them to look like they have lot’s of money. I’m to the point I don’t put anything past Bravo or the women they hire for the show, but I would like to know more about this story.

                Since airing the second part of the reunion and the gigantic change in the behavior of how Adriana came off, I’m wondering if maybe that’s when Lea found out about Adriana being married. That ‘file’ Ana had on Lea, may have caused Lea to make calls on her own to dig on the others. Plus, the fact that Adriana didn’t try to defend her friend Lea at all when Ana was going at her. I’m sure Lea knew that Adriana had to have known what Ana was up to before the reunion digging dirt on Lea and didn’t warn her ahead of time. I’m betting we’re missing some good arguments and brawling going on between several of these women since the show….I’d like to be a fly on the wall!!!

              • Girlfriend says:

                Fo sho Adriana and Frederic are broke. If he had cash he’d be driving a brand new Bentley or a beautiful vintage car not some used rolls he picked up in a used car lot for nothing after some old man died. Nor would someone with serious aspirations in art who fancies herself to be so well educated come on this show and embarass herself. (par example PT). We assume a definite level of mental illness but $$$$$ always comes into play here, and they just don’t look like they’re doing very well.

        • Aunt Dorsey says:

          In the article, they also mention at least two other marriages. So, wonder where those took place. If she is 47, she certainly had time to pencil those in.

  13. dosi says:

    I think Miami is one of the better housewives shows.I don’t get why so many don’t like it.Also big deal with Adrianna story every single housewife on these shows all lie,like Nene getting back together eith Greg,etc all baloney.

  14. justso says:

    So if everything on these shows is a lie, why isn’t there more outrage? I’ve quit watching and just read the recaps like a fictional short story. Adriana’s voice is awful; couldn’t stand to listen. Proves also that Lea was lying so she is totally untrustworthy. Hope Lisa begins to distance herself from unscrupulous women and if her husband divorces her for not being able to conceive
    then he is truly the dir tbag I suspected.

    • ChristinaM. says:

      I read the recaps too. I do watch BH and Miami (midway) and watched the Miami reunion. I quit NJ, ATL, OC becuase the fakery was just too much. SH keeps me well informed and I don’t feel like I missed anything.

  15. romoshedint says:

    Wait, so you mean that they really aren’t going to live on that piece of crap boat that they are supposedly renovating either?!
    :-P

    • holeycowballs says:

      Having to live on that boat is probably the only thing that is true with this show.

      I’m one who has never cared for the Miami crew, they all just seem so fake to me. They also appear to be kinda criminalish(made that word up) acting to me….they may have money, but I’m not too sure about how they are making it. Florida is a beautiful state, but these women on the show just don’t seem like normal women to me….and all the women just seem to be extremely unhappy with their lives.

  16. Ms. Devereaux says:

    I used to like lea and oddriana in season 1. Now they just seem like mean spirited bitches.

    • Ms. Devereaux says:

      Annnnd…..Oddriana is complaining that the certificate is invalid bc of a typo. I’ll bet that if something happened to Frederic, she’d be the first one crying our about assets and inheritance bc it’s her HUSBAND!!!

      She always seemed shady. Surprised, but not really….

    • gessiewtf says:

      I only watched the reunion show, but they struck me as a bunch of clowns who are desperate for attention.

      • holeycowballs says:

        That’s how they all seem to me, too….desperate for attention, and most seemed mad at the new ones coming on the show for stealing their ‘airtime’. Oddriana’s song not getting a preview on WWHL makes sense now, Bravo knew this might bring more people digging dirt about her and finding out that her storyline was bs.

        Also, I’m so tired of the ‘housewives’ and their weddings, the ‘renewals’, and all that bull is getting so old to me. Now NayNay is hollering she wants a wedding! I’m sure she’ll want one as extravagant as Kim had, and now with her being a ‘glam-maw’…wonder if she is getting her own show. I didn’t buy NayNay’s bf that kept buying her shoes and watches, or the fake romance they had going on….NayNay wasn’t a very good actress trying to play a ‘love interest’ to that pizza fella, it all just seemed so fake to me. I think my housewife watching days are about over, I’m down now to only liking BH’s and if Fayke Rancid joins the show, I know I’m done with even that show. Why in the heck did they ruin the shows from how they started out in the beginning? OC actually seemed sorta real, real friendships and all, when it first came on, and look what it has turned into.

    • Babiblue84 says:

      And the whole ‘my main language is independence’ or whatever, act? To have the audacity to make it your tag line? Was trying very hard to shove it down our throats.

  17. Lexv says:

    This comes as no surprise and I am not buying that Bravo didn’t know, they did but went along with it.
    It there anything Bravo won’t do to boost their ratings?
    I am surprise that these women let Bravo ruin their lives and keep coming back for more.

  18. WhoDat13 says:

    Contrary to speculation, I DO have a life. Thankfully. I spent a month in ICU with cardiomyopathy and was expected to die. Having said that, when one has that much time on one’s hands, TV and a laptop is pretty much all one has. So I watched A LOT of TV and among what I watched was Bravo. But remember….I was sick!
    When I began to respond to Bravo’s blogs I was often censored. Why? Beats me. I didn’t swear, attack other posters, or otherwise be inappropriate. I believe I was censored in the same way that these housewives shows are edited. Bravo wants their audience to maintain their party line and manipulate the viewers. I find that more offensive than the housewives themselves.
    Bravo…..come on. How long do you think you can milk this? Do you have a divorce or death quota to meet?
    Sorry if I offended anyone. I just needed to vent. And I do thank Bravo for entertaining me while I was so ill.

    • Who: The only “speculation” is who the hell are you? And why should anyone care? Your comment could not be deemed offensive, as your identity is a mystery! SH

      • WhoDat13 says:

        My apologies. As to “who the hell are you”…is that rethorical or do you really want my name? And you are right. Why should anyone care? As I said, I was just venting and I chose the wrong venue. Clearly, i’m not a good blogger!
        I’m much better off just reading and not posting.
        It was not my intention to appear mysterious, vague, or otherwise annoying. :(

        • originalcyn1 says:

          Oh don’t be silly you aren’t the first and won’t be the last to gripe about Bravo’s blogs. It was a simple misunderstanding that you clarified. Post get taken the wrong way all the time. You jumped in and got a tasted of things. It gets so much better with time. Don’t let one incident sour the fun that awaits you!

        • I’m curious about your screen name, whodat13. It is very interesting.

          • originalcyn1 says:

            speaking of WHO I miss her. In her honor I must mention how much she dislikes Ms Andy!!!!!!!!!!

            • romoshedint says:

              Her? Who is a man baby! Coming off the holidays you know his crazy self is in jail. He didnt show at Bsl’s for New Year’s Eve. He’ll turn up sooner or later ;-)

              • At this time of year, do not accept any collect calls from prisons. It will almost certainly be Who, needing to be bailed out.

              • originalcyn1 says:

                Opps! Haven’t seen an break out plan in awhile! Maybe it’s time to put one together again. At least a cake with a file in it.

          • WhoDat13 says:

            I work with minority at-risk students at a high school. Some of the Ebonics stick with me…hence the screen name.

    • Lori says:

      I don’t get it.

    • holeycowballs says:

      WhoDat13….many were complaining about comments not being posted to the blogs, and wondered how Bravo determined who’s post would get through. If you try to post now, chances are you’ll get through….mine go through now whereas before, I was like you, wondering why mine didn’t get picked. I’m not even attempting to be nice now and mine go through. Some don’t get posted, but the majority of mine do. You really should try again on posting on the blogs….since the message board was dumped, if you look at the number of posts all the ladies are getting, and some of the posts are doozies, you’ll see what I’m talking about.

  19. Birking says:

    Miami is a Sunshine Information State :Meaning you can go to the Public Search web site in any county and pull up this kind of information . Doesn’t Bravo fact check ?

  20. Girlfriend says:

    Well regardless of all the ugly lying, this Adriana looks really good for 47, I don’t like her and feel she’s always been sweaty sloppy, but I have to acknowledge this. Maybe 47 is not old or perhaps as I get older people appear younger, but her skin is fantastic on body and face ……..wonder if dr lenny is helping out here. Her husband Frederic looks like he’s in his 50s not 46.

    • Girlfriend says:

      She’s only a yr or 2 younger than hag face Jill zarin, same age as Luann, 5 yrs older than ass face PT. i wont even mention how badly OC is aging.
      Adriana is aging like salma Hayek and Halle berry.

      • Ana Cephaly says:

        She is only 3 or 4 years years younger than that jowl faced hag Chucky Manzo and 5 years older than Jacaloon Laurita with her neck rolls and bad plastic surgery.

        • Aint Pittypat says:

          The Chuckster looks constipated ( referring to current background/wallpaper).

          • Ana Cephaly says:

            Nah, she isn’t constipated, so much as she is just full of sh*t.

            • Aunt Dorsey says:

              I think her mammary glands are backing up (like sewer pipes) and she should consider knocking off the breast feeding for a bit, it’s poisoning her system and her offspring.

    • holeycowballs says:

      Oddriana is one of those people who should be seen and not heard!!! She is attractive, but once she opens her jealous, hate filled mouth….she turns very ugly. Once a person shows how ugly they are on the inside, it’s hard for me to care what the ‘box’ it came in looked like. She reminds me of a beautifully wrapped box that you can’t wait to open, then when you do open it, the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen is inside and the disappointment sets in!

  21. madepiley says:

    Lynn,

    Love,
    Made

    • madepiley says:

      So… does this mean Robert n Ana were never really separated ? Bahahahahahaha
      No wonder she still does his laundry. Now it all makes sense

  22. Maudtherriault says:

    I hope she that Lynn Brodsky works cheap because she doesn’t possess 6th grade grammar skills let alone those one would expect of a professional publicist. “but HER and Robert…”. It’s “she and Robert”, moron. Don’t get me started on not knowing when to use “fixed” (past tense) vs. “fix.” I’m surprised this illiterate didn’t write ficks.

    • dj says:

      I thought the same thing when I saw those errors. You would think that a publicist would have better grammar skills.

  23. Maudtherriault says:

    Oh, anyone else notice the pic of Odd-ire on the piano looks like she was wearing gloves when she got her spray tan?

  24. madepiley says:

    What was the typo?

    • Slaen says:

      That’s what I want to know…

    • dj says:

      The marriage license has her last name as De Moura instead of Moura, but who knows what her real name is.

      • dosi says:

        My maiden name is also De Moura,and i remember sometimes i would get documents in the mail as only Moura.Once i had a problem i forgot where but they said that i was the wrong person because of my last name had DE in it.I told them my real last name is DE MOURA.I don’t know why that is.

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      I just noticed there is a typo on my birth certificate. Does that mean I was never born???

      • madepiley says:

        bahahaha You and Amy Hanley both. :)

      • LoveVegas says:

        LOL, I was running all these possibilities in my mind too! Driver’s license, birth certificate, diplomas, green cards, I could go on. Thank God things don’t operate according to ODDriana’s and her publicist’s logic!

  25. dj says:

    Correction: The marriage license shows her maiden name as De Moura, but supposedly, it’s just Moura.

  26. meowalert says:

    Using a variation/misspelling or ultra similar name on a legal document is a typical grifter red flag. Perhaps adding the De before one’s name made them feel more European-ish’, more established. Phony. If it is even remotely true Miss Andy had reservations about adding this person to his HW stable then he must not enjoy the egg on his face and further stain brought to his network by this lie. I would think marital status + titles re: spouses, partners, children would be clearly outlined on their salary and appearance contracts. Tacky Bravo, very tacky.

    • yup says:

      Especially after the Kenya/Walter debacle…wtf, Bravo?

    • Girlfriend says:

      South Americans like to use the de, in the states it gives them an aristocratic air. But these days it’s a bit archaic especially for the new generation.

      • meowalert says:

        I bet the IRS just loves those random changes. Curious how many SS#s this witch has.

      • dosi says:

        Girlfriend what?So my maiden name starts with DE i’m only wanting to sound classy!!!!!!!!

        • meowalert says:

          Hi Dosi, forgive my reply to your comment intended for GF, but I believe she was helping clarify how some name changes are not intended to falsify contracts, etc. I know many people who’s surnames begin with Di or D’; however I do question when someone modifies their name depending on where they sign it.
          Sincerely, Meow

          • Girlfriend says:

            No dosi, I wasn’t referring to your de, it’s a certain type of person usually Latin American social climbers who continue on with de, the richest most prominent south Americans don’t use it anymore. Not referring to the common d’ , d, de one sees all over America. It’s a south American thing. The only authentic aristocratic de are from Europe.

            • Girlfriend says:

              Maybe it’s not the case with Adriana, I’m guessing she might be like some desperate Latina climbers I’ve encountered that add the DE after they get married, hoping to sound more ……….ya know…….

              • originalcyn1 says:

                That would be like many of the Germans that immigrated after WWI that added Von in front of their names.

            • dosi says:

              Gotch girlfriend,

  27. madepiley says:

    Pretty sure these crazy mofos WANT us to talk about this. Looky what they was doing Jan 3.. strategizing
    https://twitter.com/i/#!/FredericMarq/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FHmhXf6MT

    • madepiley says:

      Interesting that PT didnt wear her “Miami Tacky” gear.

    • madepiley says:

      Honestly yall this picture is where the rubber meets the road.

    • Tallulah says:

      His outfit! Sonny Crockett called and wants his clothes back.

    • Girlfriend says:

      MP, my god Frederic looks like a pimp straight outta the 70s! He’s a grease bomb, and with the rolls royce, thats just embarrassing. I actually feel sorry for Frederic.
      that group photo…….”fun group” aviva and Reid? I don’t think so. They look like a bunch of tired very dull has beens , pathetic, and theyre with cheesy a**hole Jason binn. Ugh I’m grossed out.

    • LoveVegas says:

      Looks like they super-imposed PT’s head on her body, very weird angle. Freddy looks like a throwback to Goldmember.

      • madepiley says:

        When I was looking over Freddy’s twitter I noticed he must be tied in closely with the Rob Kardashian kid. Sumpin about fancy socks?

  28. madepiley says:

    And the Yeah I Bet tweet of the month award goes to POP for this gem. Speaking about Adriana’s son and Freedick rehearsing their lines for the “can i marry yo momma” scene
    Purveyors of Pop ‏@PurveyorsofPop

    @adrianathereal and Alex spent a lot of time practicing on this it was nice to see this moment come in the finale #RHOM

    • holeycowballs says:

      That’s one thing nice I can say about the Miami show, Oddriana’s son does seem like a very well mannered young man, and he is going to soon be one good looking young man before long. He’s young now and cute, but with age, he’ll have to beat the girls off with a stick!

  29. madepiley says:

    I just realized there was a typo in my original comment causing it to go in moderation. Ms Sh should get a nice lil chuckle out of it tomorrow morning. I will fix and re-post

    And the Yeah I Bet tweet of the month award goes to POP for this gem. Speaking about Adriana’s son and Fredrick rehearsing their lines for the “can i marry yo momma” scene
    Purveyors of Pop ‏@PurveyorsofPop

    @adrianathereal and Alex spent a lot of time practicing on this it was nice to see this moment come in the finale #RHOM

    • ruth bagwell says:

      Saw the typo Made and thought it VERY appropriate……and very funny. If you combine THAT name with the picture above, it makes perfect sense to reference him that way from now on. lol. With Ms. SH’s approval of course. ROFLMAO!!!

    • holeycowballs says:

      Did anyone besides me wonder why Andy didn’t give Karent a shirt saying “I beat her to the tweet” to go with Odd’s “She beat me to the tweet”?

  30. gessiewtf says:

    What really bothers me is the housewife who kicked a homeless person in the balls and then posted it on facebook and the mother justified it by saying that he was worried about his brother as an excuse. Nobody called her out on this stupidity, Ms. Andy, but if he was a gay homeless person she never would have heard the end of it. Absolutely appalling Andy you and your idiotic plaid tie.

    • meowalert says:

      Homeless, elderly, asleep. Maybe the justice system believes a few awareness classes can treat that kind of sadistic behavior….I don’t.

  31. gessiewtf says:

    Sorry, the housewife who’s SON kicked a homeless man in the balls.

  32. gessiewtf says:

    I’m cracking up now.

  33. SandraP says:

    Was Adriana’s marriage license typed in “Spanglish?”

    • Aunt Dorsey says:

      Well, she certainly looks better than Lisa’s husband now. But, I don’t know that I’d want to go through all that pain. I think I’m just gonna leave mine reaching for my waist.

  34. maybeitsyou says:

    Let’s see how the script reveal was typed out.”& the other cast members act shocked at the whole already married thing , even though you’ve known for months…” Funny how much of this stuff the producers of these “reality” shows miss. On a side note: When I first saw the “Patron” pic , I thought that was the country singer Tanya Tucker sitting there. Haven’t see her in a few years but I think she had her own reality show for a while.

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