SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Champagne Wishes and CRAPPIES!… Alexis Bellino, Tamballs Barney… PHOTOS!!… And flipit/Ronnie’s “BS of the Day”!!!

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It is a rare occurrence that I write anything personal on SH.  This is an exception.  We celebrated New Year’s not on New Year’s Eve like everyone else in the world, but celebrated last night.  Why?  Really don’t know, but it’s just something that we’ve always done… maybe to make sure that the New Year sticks?  Just a guess, ’cause it’s just a traditional thing with no real basis or reason!  That being said, I cannot pass up a great meal or a great bottle of champagne… and having both together is my weakness.

Therefore, I write this feeling a bit hungover, as I rarely drink.  In fact, I had my first beer at age 31.  I hated the smell of the stuff and could not imagine anyone enjoying a drink of it… and finally tasted my first beer on a dare at a picnic.  That is how much I drink!

OK, sorry for the rambling.  But, it can be directly blamed on bottles of Moet and Taittingers … along with consuming a very rich meal.   I feel sick from overeating and over drinking.

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Good God!  I just passed a mirror on the way to letting my dog outside… I look hungover, but kinda look cute, too!   Kisses to me!!   Oh, God, I can’t think…

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Hair disheveled, eyes a bit reddish and I could even see my brain talking inside my head!   Ma brain was saying, “Don’t bother splashing cold water on your face… it will not help.  You will just have to live with this until it’s all out of your system.  You will feel much better this afternoon.  Go drink some coffee.”  Great advice, brain!

So, while sipping on hot coffee… which was graciously prepared for me by Mr. SH earlier, ’cause he told me last night the effects that my love of champagne will have on me today; however, I told him that he doesn’t know what he’s talkin’ about because I only drink on rare occasions and only drink Dubonnet (on the rocks with a twist… and my limit is two) and champagne.  So there, Mr. SH… I know what I’m talkin’ about after I’ve had four flutes filled with Taittingers, so keep your comments about me drinkin’ once or twice a year to yerself!  HARUMPH!  Now, a refill, please!

OK, back to the coffee drinkin’…

So, while coffee sippin’… what could be better than listening to the trifecta of funny over at TVGasm while coddling this “hungover” feeling!

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Ma new Hubbend of 2013, flipit/Ronnie; Matt Whitaker and Ben Mandelker have compiled and selected their very FIRST First Annual Watch What Crappens CRAPPIES Award Show Podcast!   So, git on over to TVGasm and take a listen!

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NOTE:  There will be more about the SH and flipit/Ronnie wedding later!  Oh, it was an event!!  And, many of you were there!  I’ll just take the time now to thank you all for NOT revealing any of the details to the many media outlets who have been begging for any little tad of info.  We are now in the process of selecting the magazine which we feel will best show our wedding most tastefully…. and, of course, the magazine which will pay us the most cash!   InTouch made an offer of $367,866… but that was to be paid to THEM for running the wedding piece.  We are “negotiating” with InTouch… mostly arguing with Connie, the receptionist, that the payment arrangements should be reversed, but Connie wants to us to buy a subscription before she continues with negotiations!  

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Look who has done a total 180… or is it 360?  Or is it 90?  I’m just not sure… numbers are hurtin’ ma brain right now.   Anyways, just forgit about the numbers… looky at who has had a change in their tude toward SH!

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NOTE:  It’s kinda rude of da Bellinos to address Tamballs as “Tamra”… we all know her name is Tamballs!  You’re just confusing people, Jimbo… and Jimbo’s rib!

Maybe to avoid any confusion from now on just refer to Tamballs as…

TAMBALLS HONEYBOOBOO HH SH

There will be more to come later today…. as soon as I’m done with this weird kinda hungover malady.

OMG!  Forgot about my dog outside… gotta go!

UPDATE:  Am feeling a little bit better, but just realized how much of the day has passed by!   I kinda got lost in lookin’ at photos of my dog… strange, but true!  He’s just so cute.  When he was a puppy, he used to sleep in one of my shoes.  No, my feet are not as big as KooKooKelly’s huge boats… just a normal size 8.5 or 41 if you’re goin’ by European sizes!

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So, am kinda doin’ a “let it fly” day!  Just anything that pops into ma brain will be submitted for your reading pleasure… or displeasure, if you deem the words not to your liking!

AND… just to let you see what I’ve been looking at, these are more photos of my dog.  He’s now 14, a very, very advanced age for his breed… Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.

AND… while looking through photos, found some which you may also enjoy!  In no particular order!

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A very BAD dog from HagfaceKyle’s photo shoot…

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Yes… we were all stunned and amazed to see IckyRichie and KomaKathy’s passion displayed …

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Havin’ fun at the prerequisite gay bar…

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Geraldo was VERY impressed when he received a SIGNED copy of HagfaceKyle’s bomb of a book!

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More BigBoy pics!  He lets no one share his coveted spot!

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…. and he means it!

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JuicyJoe wonderin’ what the hell he got himself into…

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For all of you who claim that there was never a CameraJuicy… there was!  Oh, nice tattoo, Juicy…

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LapbandLauren while on the Perricone diet…

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KomaKathy BEFORE she had work done…

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Vicki Gunvalson…

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… and what REALLY went on at the Orange County Reunion Show!

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Poor Crooks!

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Wretched talkin’ with Photoglou…

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Yes, I did ask my daughter for a hamburger.  She wouldn’t even let me use her bathroom… do you really think she would part with some meat slapped on a bun?

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OH, you poor woman!

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I told you that girl of yours was no good!

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The many faces of DonCaro Manzoid…

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I’ll see you in season five…

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I said I’ll see you in season five… you, too, Jax!

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Even more of DonCaro Manzoid… the BEFORE photos!  BEFORE she tries to rehabilitate her image for the next season of the RHONJ…

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We LOVE Sonja (with a “J”) Morgan at SH!  Sonja is always prepared to be “in on the joke,” which is the Housewives shows… and always a good sport about how she is portrayed by those post-production editors!

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Carole Radzi “WILL be back as a Housewife ONLY if I have a book to sell”…

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The highly educated Heather Dull-BRO used a “lip reader” at her OC finale par-tay!   ALL the “highly educated,” top tier people use psychics, fortune tellers, tarot cards and ZenJens to guide their lives!

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OMG!  I didn’t know we had to use psychics… or that Bravo would PAY for them!

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How nice… while KomaKathy is tending her rose garden, she blabs with Tree…

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JoeMarcoGorga gets whacked by his kid… and the kid loved playin’ along with the producer-induced attack on his dad!

The first photo shows that JoeMG knows what’s comin’…

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Some chick invaded the New Jersey sub-humans…

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Even MORE of PrinceAlbie’s foray into a gay club….Gay clubs!!

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Tamballs told PrinceAlbie that she would ask Ellie how to handle that situation!

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Yes, the “highly educated” Heather Dull-BRO is extraordinarily DULL… so dull, she had the ability to put HERSELF to sleep!

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ANY… Dull-BRO appearance can even make dogs conk out…

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What would a day be without flipit/Ronnie’s take on everything that happened?   AND… if you have not yet subscribed to ma Boo’s YouTubeChannel, you should!

(A BIG ThankYou to SH reader “PMG”!!!)