This just in! Top secret and very EXCLUSIVE story line for season five of the New Jersey Housewives has been revealed to SH!! Could BigGayGreggy REALLY be LapBandLauren’s BabyDaddy???
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Would you happen to be having a wee bit of fun with us, SH?
No I think she’s being super serious!
Great return on that lap band this is what TERESA was saying, oh no let’s have a 24 year old get the lap band and not learn how 2 eat and exercise now how much will she gain OMG our country sad sad sad
Exactly, Lauren will be huge by the time she is 40. The laziness of the Manzos is hard to watch.
I know, she will be a fat ass by that time. And for her to get that surgery at that young age tells everybody how lazy she is and from earlier this ear she was talking about losening up the lapband to allow her to eat more.
I’m just surprised that a doctor would have signed off on it as she didn’t have that much to lose. People I know that have had the procedure had to lose around 50 pounds before they would let them have it.
I know at least four people who’ve had that lapband procedure and they have all put back all the weight they initially lost and more. It isn’t a panacea.
You have to go through a screening to get a lapband. You have to have a medical issue to get one. And lets be honest, Teresa is no expert. She is the one who couldn’t be happy without fake boobies right?
Teresa called it. Lauren should have continued to lose the weight with portion control and exercise. Lauren was lazy and undisciplined, she wanted the quick fix. Can’t blame her too much as she had such lousy role models. Believe me, I’m not against surgical procedures to assist with extreme weight loss. I have a very dear friend who opted for gastric bypass surgery, and was very successful with losing weight (85 lbs.) and keeping it off. I was really surprised that Lauren passed the screening to get the lapband.
That was my first thought. I think she’s joking. If not Carowhine is gonna be a granny? Gasp!!
Can’t believe we have another season of foul mouthed Manzos approaching.
I may not watch it, but only participate here at SH if it’s the same old pile on Teresa crap again.
Im not watching, Im tired of the screaching banshee knows as Teresa and her loser husband Juicy
Are you kidding, Lisa? Juicy’s one of the best characters on that show!
I agree Hers, he’s the only one who tells it like it is.
I agree Juicy rocks.But i still will not be watching next seaosn. Why ar the manzos back?
you like drunk drivers, you think they rock Do you think men who call their wives c u next tuedays and whore rock. I dont I think he is a poor excuse for a man and nothing to admire nor is he funny or cute.
Also forged the signature of his partner to get a loan, pocketed the illicit 1 million dollars and used slumlord money (told his partner he needed cash to make the tenements livable, handed the cash over to Teresa for her mansion; took tenents rent money, claimed they never paid, and handed it over to Teresa had their heat turned off). They are also income tax cheats, having falsely claimed they filed and paid taxes for several years on their fraudulent bankruptcy filings, when they did neither. They are equals in their illicit and fraudulent behavior and that is why they will never divorce. When Teresa says cash only for her ‘product’ at her signings, run. There are really decent, hard working non-criminals who need the money, not this couple of crooks. Teresa would offer to sell the Brookyln Bridge–cash only of course-confident that there are fans who would agree and pat her on the back for working so hard. Duh! Once you know you can betray friends, and destroy family and get away with it, anything goes. There are sociopaths that are obvious, but the most malignant ones are the ones that get away with it and know it–Teresa is a prime example.
nope dont like liars and drunk drivers
And I don’t like men who are sexually aggressive and call their daughter a “cock blocker”, men who describe the smell of their wife’s personal area as being “fishy”, men who cheat charitable organizations such as Susan Korman Race For The Cure out of money, men who engage in shady political dealings…. Not one husband on that show is much to brag about. I like Juicy because he doesn’t bullshit.
I’m confused because Joe falls into the same category in a lot of ways. I think you were right when you said none of these men are anything to brag about.
thats nice.
He bullshits his partners who he steals from. He lied to the courts about his income. He plopped his butt in the chair and had his photo taken to put on his brothers drivers license. What a truthful person he is right. NOT. How much of a liar are the Giudices? Well they still owe all the people they owed years ago.
I agree. And he’s been able to skate for awhile now. Any word on when his trial or plea will come up again?
Holy: Juicy’s next court appearance is scheduled for January 8. TFC!! SH
Do you dislike Brandi Glanville, then?
im sorry this thread isnt about Brandi. isnt the rule we have to stay on subject?
Respectfully, Lisa, the post is about Lapband and BGG.
Since you were the one who actually brought JUICY into it the discussion, don’t you think it’s a little late for you to now try to evade a question about the characteristics he shares with Brandi — characteristics you indicate are the reasons you dislike him — on the basis that it’s not topical?!?
I’m just sayin’ . . . ***twinkle***
i was being sarcastic. And i dont like any of the housewives i just dislike some more then others.
oh and when was brandi convicted of DUI and when did she get a license using her siblings info while having her DL suspended?
I agree.
I agree, he is funny.
ITA
Says something when the 2 of the most opinionated people about this show both say they are not watching.
Miss Andy, ya needs an audience to have the ratings ya want. You are losing core audience, because of the tired story lines and pile ons. There may be unpleasant surprises ahead for YOU this next season.
from your keyboard to God’s ears!!!
I hear ya Caandace! That storyline is old and played out!!
I haven’t watched it in 2 years. Only one I watch is BH and have caught an episode or 2 of OC. The others have too much screaming and fighting. I’ll stop watching BH this season if every episode is another fight. I don’t find it entertaining at all to watch middle aged women and men screaming.
lol
welcome to MY world. sucks, right?
share real, we’re here for ya sweetie
I dropped RHOA and feel no withdrawls at all. I’m glad I did not that I know that new girl has a paid actor for a boyfriend, I heard him give an interview on a radio show and egmitt it and they both laughed about it. Nene makes me laugh but with that Donald Trump fake hair and those Firemarshall Bill choppers, I can’t even look at her. I also gave up RHOOC because I cannot stand that sanctimonious bitch Heather and her insane hissy fit about somebody breaking a little bit of fondant off her dumb cake which was to celebrate the GLORIOUS occasion of her taking her husband’s last name. Hey, I’ve been known to pass a cake and take a swipe at the frosting around the bottom and I never stole a freight train. This is getting so damn FAKE. I think these book deals are the last straw. These publishers are banking on our collective stupidity, and I feel insulted.
Firemarshall Bill choppers — that made me laugh! Good one, Gessie.
I don’t understand Miss Andy’s love of the Manzoid clan. Chuckie is boring and I am sick and tired of watching her try to get to second base with her sons. [BARF] She brings nothing to the show except her seething bitterness and seeing her scowling, sagging, jowled face is more than I can take. Watching her lazy, spoiled, insipid, spectacularly dull witted “children” is like watching paint dry. Actually, I would rather watch paint dry maybe I could get a buzz off the fumes. I don’t think LapBand is pregnant because I don’t see how a zygote could grow in such a bitter hate-filled vessel.
Lol damn tell us how u really feel
Sorry, just venting. I know Miss Andy has that wonky eye and all, but I still don’t get how he can’t SEE how obnoxious Chuckie and her spawn are.
Remember, it is supposed to be the new and improved Caroline this next season. Andy and she both will be working on that. Big job ahead of them, cause it’s not easy polishing a turd.
Ana, you just made me laugh! ” Chuckie is boring and I am sick and tired of watching her try to get to second base with her sons. “
That line made me laugh too, because it is like watching a bad date when she sits next to them and ugh, does what she does.
But it’s the truth, she does try to get to second base with them…. Rubbing and caressing the boys neck…. Laughing at every little thing they say that she thinks is funny… And it usually isn’t… Well it never is… While she treats her daughter like crap… Maybe she is jealous Lauren will get the boys attention… And she wants it all…
@Ana that is hilarious! “Second base with her sons.” OMG another classic quotable quote on the SH website. @sd I’m just sick of them in this and in every other way. Lol
Ana, I don’t understand the love for the manzos either…. It’s nauseating…. Miss Andy let’s them get away with so much, with her smirking face, and her spawn….Lapland Lauren, who would want to do her, does she do anything without the gang of misfits being there?
OUCH! lmao though.
Lol this was obviously a vent post and I enjoyed every line of it. Speaking the truth!
Ana, you made me larf! ” Second base” LOL !!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t bear those Manzos, not one of them, for another second so I don’t think I’ll be watching this season. I’ll catch up here on SH just like I do with RHOBH because I won’t watch Shana. If PT comes back to NY I won’t watch that either so with all that free time I might even do something productive.
In searching for an adjective to describe any pregnancy storyline, I am torn between desperate and pitiful.
There is so little interest in Lapband, she could give birth to Gollum’s twin and all people would say is, “Not surprisingly, the baby bears a strong resemblance to its uncle.”
This calls for the super duper creepiest song eva video
I don’t think that Chuckie would allow LapBand to have an out of wedlock love child. She prolly isn’t even allowed to ovulate without Chuckie’s permission.
Yes! hahah agreed.
Oooh – I so totally agree with you Made!! NEver liked this song!!
Yeah, creepy song for sure.
Ok, gosh. If they won’t get rid of the Manzo’s can’t they at least get rid of Greg. He has no mind of his own and he turned on my homegirl Tree. Ill give him one thing, his hindparts tweet some really good stuff! He has a very witty bum
But his bum is well, so loose…. When he farts it probably sounds like a car backfiring..
Zzzzzz, I consider this a joke…..Not even funny :/ Soooo sick and tired of those Manzo losers!
How long do they plan to keep up the facade that Blk water is taking the world by storm?
As long as Miss Andy lets them…
Wacko Jacko feet look like sausages stuffed in a small casing. Just saying Wacko Jacko, wear shoes that fit!
It’s prolly just some alcohol induced edema. One of the hazards of being a bloated booze bag.
Come on, her neck is like the Michelin man. I pass the time by counting the rings on her neck. It’s how I know which season of RHONJ I’m watching.
she has a Miss Piggy body shape. Stumpy legs, hooves for feet jammed into her shoes.
That poor desperate fat girl. Can u have a lapband and be pregnant? Is that safe?
yes the lapband can be taken out or losened, its 100 percent reversable
I know they would like for you to at least wait a year of you being at your “ideal” weight. At least that is what my sister was told .
I’m so sick of the manzoids that nothing surprises me for a story line. Geez, get the 3 babies off the show, they bring nothing to the table.
There goes the lapband surgery.She will be eating for 2 and loving it.
She tweeted on dec 27
Lauren Manzo @Laurenmanzo
Back to protein and veggie diet! Wanna lose 30 more lbs by the spring! pic.twitter.com/VebKIcFn
Then yesterday she tweeted
Lauren Manzo @Laurenmanzo
Wine, homemade pizza & soup with @CarolineManzo and @FrannieLaurita
Funny! ***rolls eyes and shakes head***
I dont understand why she dont just go on ahead an get her some Ritalin like the rest of the Hollyweird scrawny bishes do. Surely she can get a doctor to give her some… perhaps Nicks doctor?
Guess I’ve been out of it – does Ritalin help you lose weight? If so, maybe I should give it a try!!
People that dont really need it it does.
Do think maybe Chuckie is sabotaging LapBand’s efforts? One whole day of protein and veggie diet, then pizza and wine with Mommy Manzoid.
Wine should not be a beverage of choice if she is indeed pregnant. No liquor at all.
She isn’t pregnant. Chuckie wouldn’t allow LapBand to whelp a bastard in her house.
If she were pregnant we would e reading about a wedding and in a few monthes see a announcement about a 10lbs baby who was born premature.
So true.
Hey, that worked for Ozzie and Harriet when Ricky Nelson knocked up his girlfriend and they got married and 6 months later she gave birth to a “premature” baby. Though, they had the doctor phony up the birth weight.
LOL! that’s funny Lisa…a premmie
Maybe they can git one of them there Hadley “marriages” sos to blow the stank off the bass turd tag.
Yeah. There was a marriage certificate, but Teresa tore it up. Yeah, yeah, that’s it.
Threw it right out with the sprankle cookies and Antonia’s shorts.
Dont forget the Birthday toys…oh wait that was Juicy..nevermind
They were prolly bought with target gift cards anyways
You’re killing me…
She’s not pregnant….
Took a shit at 2:00 p.m.
That means she has put her weight back on… Just like mommy & daddy… She should have waited for awhile before she hit the rag mags, now she will regret prancing around… She won’t lose the weight…I bet anything…
Maybe she’s already gained the weight back, and the pregnancy is just an excuse?
I was thinking the same thing..it doesn’t take to many pizzas to stretch it out again… Happy New Year!
She’s gonna blow that lap band out in no time flat snarfing down cheese, cured meat and other fatty foods….then we get to listen to her whine about the “fat genes” she inherited from her dad.
speaking of blow out. Right on que she just tweeted
Lauren Manzo @Laurenmanzo
Yeahhhh RT @dazzlecandy: don’t miss this!!! http://www.dazzlecandy.com pic.twitter.com/ff2O4U3l”
I wish Bravo would realize that no one cares about Caroline’s kids.
They’re not entertaining and do nothing for me.
Teresa’s kids are at least funny and sassy.
Yea I always find that when a 12 yr old lectures her dad about his cheating ways its funny and sassy.
The Guidice kids rock IMO.
Yes, I agree. They ALL have that special spark that MeGo is missing. Gia is a true talent.
She’s got sparkle, and you can tell she knows she’s loved.
CUTE!
This makes me so proud of this girl
Me, too!!
ITA Hers, and I was just saying the same thing to made. I love those little Giudice girls
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Thanks for sharing that, Made. Really cute.
made, Thanks this was so Great! I just loved the clip of Bill Cosby with the little boy, and he’s talking about “when you get a little cut on your finger.” What an adorable little boy…saying when it goes away… it goes to China, or maybe Italy Lol!! I’m going to go watch some more of these kids
. I just wanted to say thanks….I just LOVE these little kid video’s!!! Kids Rock…..and the Giudice kids are my favorite part about the rhonj.
I love the kid videos, especially the ones that sing in their car seats. Precious
I’d rather hear Gia “lecture” Juicy than hear anymore from the Manzo “children” about their failed business ventures..
Yes, the Manzoid spawn are about the laziest bunch I’ve ever seen.
Its weird because for such a lazy crew, the entitlement is incredible!
thats nice
Exactly my thought.
I especially enjoy snippy 20-somethings rudely lecturing their mother’s friends, while momma sits back and basks in the glow of having raised such well-mannered, educated, self-supporting adults.
those are not kids you cannot compare 12 yrs olds to adults.
This thread started out talking about the Manzo kids who are 20 somethings so…
Juicy Joe captured my heart when he threatened to stick Melania head first into the snow so that her lips would freeze shut. Her eyes almost got as big as Kathy’s. He is the only one on these shows who says the truth as he sees it and he does not care about his image and he will not cooperate in any Bravo games.
Lets not and say we did.. The less of Lauren Manzo… Heck all the Manzo’s the better off we will be
Aw, that’s so sweet. She can name it Napalm Mandy Manzo. I’ll start knitting a little lapband.
‘Knit a little lapband’ LMAO
She’ll never be able to spell the name….
Mommy will help.
lol that would be hilarious but I can’t picture Greg ever impregnating a girl. As a fellow gay, I chuckled last season when he queened out over Patti Labelle ( I love her too). He to me looks like a Jersey version of Richard Hatch. Not a fan but I must say Lauren’s bf Vito is VERY handsome-if only he would get his butt to the gym he would be really hot. Together they could have attractive kids too.
How about using a turkey baster?
Wow. Richard Hatch. You nailed it.
Totally!
Sure Greggie could impregnate a girl. Just tattoo a bear over the target area. He was fascinated with Vito’s tat.
Lauren isn’t pregnant,is she lol?!!!
Season 5 from what I read is just going to be more of,The other housewives looking like angels,andTeresa being evil,and Joe Giudice cheating again(there going to use bad editing on the Giudice)!
So when the others are bad they are evil, when its Teresa its bad editing..really Teresa is as much a evil wench as the others
That’s why she makes the big bucks, no one can best her…. love ya
Ah but the others are made to look like saints. THAT’S what has everyone’s goat. This has been pointed out over and over and over.
We certainly don’t need any more spawnzo. Those people are boring.
Lauren and Vito have to be the least sexiest couple on the air. Young and hot, NOT!
I think Lauren has a very pretty face. Just wished her insides were pretty to match the outside.
It’s her voice that makes my ears bleed, because really, I can close my eyes.
Gia is my girl.I wish her the best in her life.
I feel just the same way about her, Susie. She’s touched me, somehow. I hope and pray she has a beautiful life, blessed by God in every way.
Of all the kids, she’s the one I feel really bad for – she obviously is very sensitive, and all this nonsense can’t be good for her and her future relationships. Can Tree and Juicy just not get that?
yes tre is to self aborbed to really care what effect this fued(amung the other stuff they do) is having on the kids esp Gia. People piss and moan about the Gorga behavior effecting thier kids and them being embarrased in the future well hello The Guidices are just as bad lets not forget tre held up her sex toy and talked about juicys peen size on TV. Both familes are bad and are first class embassesments to thier kids.
We can only pray that this stuff doesn’t get back to the kids from their classmates, but I’m guessing it does… Very sad for them.
Teresa has admitted in the past that the kids get teased, yet she still parades them on the show and acts l ike a fool al for money who care what the effects it has on the kids New Shoes are more important…I cant imagine the teasing that goes on about Juicy legal exploits..and before anyone says it I imagine the Gorga kids get teased to.
Really sad.
It is really sad to be teased. I hope all of the children have a safe childhood and grow to be strong, happy and healthy adults.
I thought that was her Little Orphan Annie decoder ring?
Now you’re telling me it was a SEX toy Lisa? I am so disillusioned. For shame Tre and you held that up on the air? Fie, fie, fie on you! I may have to go make a medicinal cocktail…… I hope you have not been letting your piggers watch any of this filth.
I don’t think anything is more embarrassing than have the Gorgoids for parents. Mother still a working whore and father mowing lawns and giving lap dances to men in his spare time.
And what about Richie? I’d always hoped to hear my father speak of my mother smelling like fish in front of millions of people… NOT
So LapBand Lauren got knocked up? I wonder how the ‘holier than thou’ and ‘above it all’ Carowhine is dealing with her daughter’s choices? Why won’t this trashy family just go away?!!
Lauren’s face looks like Greg’s big loose B-hole, so who cares how big she gets? Still fug.
I have to be objective and recognize that she has a pretty face. What’s not pretty about it?
Looks are subjective however. Some people have a difficult time finding someone who act ugly on the inside, pretty on the outside.
Don’t know why this posted here… this is in response to Hers above.
Also… not act… acts.
I totally get your point, dch.
I think Caroline orchestrated the whole pregnancy. Lapband is the surrogate for Greggy and Critterfur’s love child. Lapband is doing it to repay Critterfur for taking her to the prom. Cuz we all know how embarrassing it would be to not attend. It will allow Lapband to keep fawning over Greggy like mama Manzo fawns over HER spawn. And she can lord the child over Critterfur in case he ever decides to move, or switch jobs or change his underwear without consulting her first like he and prince Albie did when they moved out together and broke her heart by not inviting her.