What the hell happened to MeGo’s face??? YIKES!!!
Now that the shock of the news that Melissa Gorga has been contracted to “write” a book… the word “write” is in quotes, ’cause you KNOW there will be a ghostwriter involved… we can now unveil MeGo’s book cover!!
(Thanks to SH reader “HousewifeHoe!!!)
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STOOPID HOUSEWIVES
I just don’t see a beauty here.
sexy face?….or “i smell dog poo”….you decide
Maybe she is just standing downwind from KatFish.
LOL!!
See to me she looks like she’s hard of hearing, like she’s saying,
“Huh, what did you say?! of course I’m not a stripper……what?, ohhhhh yes, I’m a very good tipper, I thought you said something else.”
That’s how I look when I’m constipated…but with less make-up…
You dont put on make up to push out poo…
@ Lisa Only on weekends…
If it’s a public toilet then I’m done up, if I’m home…meh
I agree woildrose & whats up with that NOSE? I am really asking a true question here what on gods green earth does Missy have to write about, Please I am asking a real question here people if anyone can give me 5 good reasons why she should write a book & that I should go buy that book, I thought she sang? I thought she was a MOM & Wife all great but what story does she have? I hope the truth about all the lies she has told & I really wish her well but why 2 much has come out from SH & other great sites she has many many lies that are going 2 come out from people other than TERESA ~ Come on & tell me what she has 2 say? Oh & that nose? HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Looks like she is finally conceding that her “Sanging” career is not taking off and she is trying to branch out.
Omg! She looks like her make-up artist.
I see a horse with make-up
Shoot, I was sure the picture of MeHo sprawled across the dance floor simulating oral sex on JoHo while their professional colleagues looked on and laughed would be the cover art!
me too
why they cut that scene? seriously they didn’t show it ..
Bravo gave her the good edit to keep her under cover hoe status intact.
Wow, she looks like she and Jacqueline share the same cosmetic doc.
botched nose job? Does anyone else see it?
I see a huge divet by her right nostril
Strip mall surgeon? That nose is a mess, and she needs to stop pulling her hair back. It is a bad look.
Strip mall nose job. I love it! Poor thing, she looks horrible in that picture. Whoever gave that photo the green light must have been smoking something mighty STRONG.
triple yikes!
Dang! MeGo’s forehead is so big, she gotta go around the corner to change her mind.
Its called a five head!
Or six?
Ugh. She’s getting a Michael Jackson nose and looks like she had her hairline lasered too. She’s a mess.
Sorry, I hadn’t seen this when I posted about the botched nose job (above). I thought she had a nice nose before. It’s too bad some surgeon did that to her.
HaHa. It was the first thing I noticed other than her huge honkin’ forehead! Her nose really looks like it’s in danger of collapsing!
Cocaine can do that to your nose. Allegedly.
Quick question for everyone…am I alone in thinking fake breasts look painful? Just curious.
No, they do look painful. Like they are overinflated and gonna pop any minute.
@ Ana My sentiments exactly. Btw, you’re on a role today! Allegedly. Lmao!
Why thank you. I took my vitamins today and I have been working out my snark muscle.
@ Ana Did I just spell roll *role*??? Lmao…
Yes you did. And I am on a role. The role I am playing is internet detractor of Melissa Marco. All the world is a stage and all. Tomorrow I will be playing the role of victim. As in, “you’re not the victim! I am the victim!”.
NO Ana, I’M the victim…don’t you love when they feed us the lines to use against them?! Bless their hearts…
Her boobs look hard. Not sure how long she has had them in but I was told by the 10 year mark you sometimes need to have them redone. Plus she might be working out hard to keep toned and there is no cushy breast tissue so the implants are becoming more prominent.
One or both may be encapsulated. that would make them hard and they can become distorted. maybe just the right one is
It’s either encapsulated or they are just to damn big for her frame. Not sure either if they are silicone or saline.
Her boobies look like misquito Bites compared to the boodlicious Coco Her boobies look painful if her bum wasnt so big im convinced she would fall flat on her face.
LOL! So true!
Lisa..I know you love Coco but she really needs to cover up a bit. Her body is not attractive.
couldnt agree more.
Course i dont find womens bodies attractive
Strickly dickly here but I can look at a woman and give her props when it’s due. Coco’s body is hideous and I have no idea why she thinks everyone should see it. Happy she has a healthy dose of self-esteem but she really needs to realize less is more and I could do with less instances of seeing her dimpled ass decked out in dental floss. Can you imagine how big she is going to get once she gets pregnant?
@lisa, I didn’t know you were a coco fan. learn something new every day. are her eyes always so dilated and floating around in the socket. I saw the show for the first time day before yest.
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She plays the dumb blond well, but she is pretty smart. I never noticed her eyes..now I am gonna look harder.
@lisa,wishi i could remember the exact scene…maybe when she was talking to the dude about the vegas show….maybe?
I havent watched that episode ill watch close when i see it and report back..lol I do pay more attention to Ice’s dreamy hazel eyes..
@ lisa, lol, do I detect an Ice crush?
no dectection at all I loves me some ICE
I think she looks like Jennifer Lopez
I think SHE thinks she looks like JLo, but she’s a poor imitation.
mine are too big for anybody’s frame but they have so much natural boobage over them you’d never know I had implants. ppl are always surprised
I think they look good if you have a bit of boobies to begin with so they can bury the implants under. It gives it a lifted look and you don’t get to see the pockets when they bend over. When I see that it makes me shudder.
exactly why I got them. seen too many lifts with too many scars and odd results. went for a small implant for the lift
@ Bizzy I’m an esthetician and massage therapist for 20 plus years and they all get hard. When doing the decolletage it’s almost not human, they have no give when passing over, very ewwww.
you know I try never to disagree with my fellow commenters, bc I’m a ppl pleaser and also there’s no need, but mine are soft and fluffy for 13 years….again…proabably all the natural boobage
@ Cherry No offense! honestly! my opinion is based on what I’ve experienced and you yours, of course. Are your’s silicone or saline? Silicone is suppose to be more supple.
do they even use silicone anymore?
@ Lisa Yes, used for reconstructive issues and normally for “second sets”. I believe you need to change ‘em out every 5-10 years. Do not take this as gospel, I am going from memory of articles read in the past..
they’re saline, under the muscle, but i have a lot of breast tissue which I think increased iwth age. and lisa, they used to use silicon if they were replacing them. not sure why and that may have changed
@cherry I know they stop using Silicone at one point because women were getting sick when the silicon leaked then they switched to Saline. I dont know much about fake tities
I have been blessed abundantly inthe area.
cherry, I have implants as well. Still soft and fluffy nearly 3 years. Silicone. One side is reconstructive after mastectomy and the other side is implant under the muscle. FDA says 10 (or 12) for swapping silicone implants.
I should say FDA recommendation. I know people that have had those implants in for nearly 20 years without issue.
MeGo claims it was “makeup and lighting” but it isn’t. I have been comparing S3 to recent photos and the bump is missing and her nose is skinnier. The nose looks like the typical “designer” nose that everyone else has.
Wow….I guess I’m getting old…I remember when you used to have to be able to write to get a book deal….
What in the name of all that is holy does this classless bimbo have to write about? Her life? Why is it fascinating? What a joke.
Maybe she can give makeup tips for your daughter’s first day of school — so your child misses the bus.
A book????!!!! That is so funny! Is the opening sentence It was a dark and stormy night?
Be sure to look for it on the rack where they pay you to take it away. You might be able to make a few bucks on this one. As for her forehead, that affliction is more commonly know as a five head, caused by an oversized ego trying to burst out. think Alien on this.
Miles
I just said that above. She has a five head and Teresa has, like, a two head
bangs, people….heavy bangs, side bangs, wispy bangs…..anything besides pull straight back. both of them could camoflage that flaw!
I dont understand why her makeup artist puts bronzer on her forehead, just makes it look bigger and like her hairline is receding. If I were her, I would never put my hair up on a poof like that….Teresa should to wear her hair up and Melissa NEEDS/HAS to put her hair down! That being said, I refuse to read a book by this woman…what could she possibly write about that would interest the us? This is going to be worse than Danielle’s book! Ugh, sometimes I wish I could make people disappear, she’s at the top of my list (right along with Andy)!
Yea, seriously, this has to be a joke. I cant even imagine what the theme would be about.
something about love italian style….i’m sorry but this woman is as italian as ketchup
yep, I noticed it’s receding as well. That thing has it’s own zip code….
What’s with the smirk?
MG looks the same to me as she always does, too much make-up, way too much shadowing, sort of orange-ish fake tan. Just not a pretty woman. On the other hand, this picture of Camille G. is very cute. I really love that dress. It would be adorable on a senior in high school or maybe a college girl, so Camille isn’t quite the right age for it, but she pulls it off here, don’t you think? Book —- riiiight, it will sit next to Kate Gosselin’s.
I like Camille’s dress very much.
The dress is cute, but too young for her. The color is a bit ‘blah’, especially with the color of the background. Everything is too monochromatic and beige.
That photo is horrible! Some girls can pull off the snarly-face – MeHo clearly isn’t one of them. I think Melissa is an “ugly on the inside” kinda girl, but I’ve seen her take a better photo. What was she thinking?
I wouldn’t buy anything from her because I think she is a despicable person. However, I would think a fitness video would have been a better choice. She’s in pretty good shape.
This is the same looks she always makes in photos. Very rarely does she smile – it probably emphasizes the bad plastic surgery.
Mego has a very pretty sister. I kinda think that she might have grown up hearing that her sister was the “pretty one.” so she has spent her life trying hard to be prettier. Not working.
Seriously a pretty Marco … not in my book.
What? Those two truck drivers? Are you kidding me?
ahaha….I was thinking maybe she had another sister besides those two but I didn’t want to appear out of the loop
@ Gessie Well, if it’s any indication at all, the way they fought @ the Christening was a little teamster – ish
They went crazy with her makeup. The foundation looks too light for her skin tone and they needed to do something else to work with her hairline, She is a not a ugly woman. I don’t think she is drop dead gorgeous but you have to give it to her, the girl looks good for having three small kids. They really need to find a better way to photograph her, those come hither and come F*@k me look is just so outdone.
These type of photos are the featured ones on her website. J-Lo can pull off that look, but MeGo can’t. She needs a “born to be a mommy” photo. Look at the camera and smile. I agree that she is not ugly and she has a very nice figure.
Maybe they can graft some of Melissa’s forehead onto Teresa non existant one.
She definitely has enough to go around.
Funny! What a great idea. Housewife “part” swapping might end up being a thing of the future. You heard it here first.
@ Chem All we need is the ever talented Maya to whip up a “Parts Swappin’ Housewives” picture…
@ Lisa I must say the both have…unfortunate?… hairlines.
I think Juicy was right on when he said she has a horse face and another time looked like a raccoon. Her body’s in great shape after having her kids, but that wouldn’t change her face. She’s just going too far with it now,just like Kathy and all her nonsense. Speaing of Kathy,the commercial she’s been doing for the Hughes Center (which was atrocious) has now made her into a cartoon! lol
Can anyone else see there is loose hair stuck to the front of her shirt, in the boob area? Guess she didn’t have a lent brush.
Just scolled back up to look and make sure I’m not crazy and noticed that her boobs are all lobsided!
Whoever her Sancho was who paid for those boobies, ought to get his money back. Or at least a steep discount.
It looks to me she has one shoulder higher then the other which could account for the lopsiddeness. but her boobes have always freake dme out they look like 2 melons stuck upder the epidermis
i think momma elsa said it best….that disturbs me mentally.
What the f happened to her face? She looks like a drag queen (not the pretty ones either).
Left boob is bigger than right. Girl, if your gonna get a boob job, dontcha know that is a wonderful excuse! You say you had to even them up! You missed the boat on that one. Nothing even about them, at least in that photo. Hate the “Hollywood” nose. No character whatsoever. She used to be pretty, I think. Cant she see what plastic surgery has done to her bff Jac?
Melissa looks like should could be Dwight’s daughter from Real Housewives of Atlanta.
haha! she does
NOw if shew would just go on ahead and spring for that penal implant then JoGo would be one happy camper.
I could think of a good introduction…Here goes…
It was a dark night with the club music blasting in my ears, I am dancing around in my red bikini line on the pole trying to earn a buck. Hey a college girl got to pay her loans! until I saw him the most unappealing and shortest man that I ever seen in my life. My co-workers that he was up to no good and he was no “Bulldog” but he had money! Lots and lots of money! Did I mention that he was single? Oh I clapped my hands when I saw him sitting at the bar with lonesome self waiting anyone of us to grace his presence. I slowly walked with his eyes bugged out at the sight of me. Asking the one thing that all men wanted at a strip club.
“Do you want a lap dance?”
End of introduction!
LMAO! Now that book, I would buy.
Oh thanks! I just wrote that from the top of my head!
You have a gift. That was great and really funny.
Maybe I should write one on this woman! what do you think?
Write on! Put it in Kindle format and sell it for $0.99 on Amazon and you could end up making six figures with it.
And this woman is just a bottomless pit of comedic opportunity — I mean, when you read the headline, didn’t you think — at least for minute — “Oh, c’mon — this is just TOO easy!?!”
You go for it and I promise I’ll buy one!
Yeah I should call it “The Real Whore of New Jersey!” or “How to gain a rich man in 2 hours!” LOL!
Thank you so much.
I totally agree, rushie19 — you have a gift! After I read it, I actually looked back at the top specifically to see who wrote it! Clever!
Oh Thank you! It’s just something I made up picturing Melissa in a particular strip club seeing Joe Gorga for the first time you know. Reading other blogs such as this one and others knowing her manipulative personality I just thought about it.
It continues….
It continues….
He just disagreed with me and told me that he just wanted to talk. I rolled my eyes at the sight of him. Who the hell comes into a strip club and just wants to talk? I want my damn tips so I can get a boob job done since my boyfriend is not giving me any.
“P-Please just has a sit next to me. I will give you money even more money in tips like how does $1,000 dollars sound?” He asked with his puppy pathetic eyes. I scoffed at him.
“I want more money than that! $1,000 is not enough for me! I want more…so unless you can give me more you are wasting my time!” I was about to walk off when he grabbed my hand and handed me what looked like $5,000. I grabbed the money to count it and it was more than I expected. It was $6,000.
“Now you have my interest and talk to me!” I sat down with my legs crossed staring at him.
Y’all know she’s going to have to badmouth a certain “family member” who has “tried to destroy her marriage”. She knows she needs to mention her and ride em coattails to sell.
Yeah….. And who the hell cares about what she has to say? Jesus! You know it’s about Teresa! That’s the only reason she stays somewhat relavent! That’s her only story line!!!! Please , say it ain’t so!!!!!!!! I really find her repulsive,ignorant,envious and pathetic! If she had an ounce of respect for her in-laws, she would bite that tongue and make peace at all cost!! I really Hate her demeanor!!!!!!!
I totally agree with you Bella, she’s trying too hard for her fame and her clawing, demanding ego doesn’t look very attractive. Ms.Andy is going to continue giving her a free ride though.
MeHo’s book cover photo reminds me of Cher Bono.back in the 70′s, but man I wish that girl would smile or look grateful once in a while. She always looks pained.
So this horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “why the long face?”
If her book is about marriage, why isn’t her husband on the cover too?
Her ego is too big for them to both be on the cover of the book.
WTF! That top picture is the stuff nightmares are made of. And the 2nd? Did they photoshop her head on a black background? Hoe embarrassing, damn.