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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo Gets A Book Deal…About Her “Sexy Marriage”… Teresa Giudice “Kisses To My Sis-in-Law”

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Yes, it is true!  Hard to believe, but true!

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Melissa Gorga has grabbed on to the “I’m gonna have a New York Times bestseller” and will be makin’ the round on the NYMediaMafia tour… tryin’ to get people to actually BUY her book!

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From USMagazine: “I can’t tell you how many times Joe and I are approached by fans asking how they can have a marriage like ours,” the Real Housewives of New Jersey star says of her eight-year union with Joe Gorga. “A great marriage doesn’t just happen. It’s a job.”

Love, Italian Style will give readers “practical strategies on how to strengthen their marriage, amp up the passion, and the secrets that make my marriage as sexy and hot as it is warm and loving,” continues Melissa, who shares three kids with her man. (Earlier this year, publisher St. Martin’s Press  released Bravo star Andy Cohen’s memoir Most Talkative.)

BLEEECH!!!

Let’s hope MeGo’s “writing talent” doesn’t spread!

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MeGo’s twitter audit… almost half are fake:

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128 comments on “MELISSA GORGA: MeGo Gets A Book Deal…About Her “Sexy Marriage”… Teresa Giudice “Kisses To My Sis-in-Law”

  1. We have live/scripted footage to rewatch if we want to see how gross/fake their marriage is.Book deals are handed out to all the HW hags and of course they make the NY’s best seller list.I really dont take stock in that rating never did sure dont now.Would be better off reading about the birds and bees than her crap.

    • My sentiments exactly. Does anyone else remember in S3 the looks of disgust she’d give Slo Joe when he tried to get frisky with her? What crap. Well, at least Caro’s book will have company in the $1.00 bin at WalMart.

      • I remember that. From film and photos it appears that MeGo consistently looks disgusted by JoGo. It is clear he adores her. Of course she could look all icy because she’s got cramps or JoGo tongues her feet in the middle of the night while she is sleeping with one eye open lol

        • I never got the impression that JoeMidget adores Horsey. It all felt fake; you know, playing for the camera. I really think MidgetJoe is more attracted to guys than women. And I think the same goes for Horsey. That’s why she looks disgusted with Joey. She seems more into women than men. The rumors that this family have open marriage, sounds very real to me.

  2. Why do these HW think we want to read about thier marriges fake or real. What works for one couple may not work for another. Personally i think they have a real marriage it seems better then others on the show (not mentioning any names) But still none of us live in the house so we really dont know and the fact these shows are fake and scripted so who knows.

  3. I haven’t read any of the HW books. Relationship books are not interesting to me, particularly when it sounds like this will be a “do as I say” opinion based book. Anyone asking a reality star for relationship advice is whackadoo.

  4. I dont want a horndog as a husband-especially 1 who talks about it to America! Also, from what I remember, she didnt really want to be with him all the time..well, men are diff than women, some of them, but any man who calls his stuff “Poison”, needs 2get his head checked. Yea, they apparently get along but all he talks about is s e x. I totally understand if she cant perform like he wants, 3 young kids are a handful IF she is a stay at home mom…I have 19&16 yr old daughters + a 2 yr old son & Im divorced from their 2 dads so I raise’em, support’em, guide’em without any help from their sperm donors so the last thing on my mind (for yrs & yrs) is Poison! More power to her…If every1 else can have a book, I think she should be able to, too…I just wont be reading it. IK what I wrote isnt all the book is about but Im sure a lot of it will be!

    • And that’s my point about all of these HW that can’t have a conversation without talking about sex. They just look pathetic.

  5. @Lisa (Dragon)…I, also, believe their marriage is legit & better than “others”. I just dont think as many ppl want 2 know about it as whats being said.

      • Lisa, I read your posts all the time, and even if I don’t agree with you your class is apparent. Many could learn polite disagreement from reading these blogs from classy posters that still keep it real!! Happy Holidays!

    • I wonder if she will include in her book a segment on creating art with your husband out of steak…into the shape of a penis. You know, to spice things up lol. This is a joke.

    • If Penny had info she would have spilled already..i grow sick of all this “insider info” that is never released Its a BIG RED FLAG when its said over and over and you never see it.
      Case in point Roxy Poxy here we are still waiting for the article to be released in a BIG MAGAZINE. Penny IMOP has zero on The Gorgas

      • I know what you mean it does get frustrating. I figured as soon as they found out they were not gonna be on RHONJ they would spill it but…. just alluding to things. And then coming right out and saying stuff like the parking lot BJ(I am convinced this is true) but no proof. And as with the rape allegation, I feel like if they dont sue to author of the email or Johnny the Greek for slander then it must be true.

        • Not nessarally, Think about it suing would bring more attention to it, Real or not maybe its better just let it go. I believe if it were true the alledged victim would have been found even if the records are sealed(if any excist) I dont know about the BJ in the parking lot but I dont think the rape allegation is true.

        • The fact is they have spilt on some stuff such as Melissa cheating on JoGo four years ago. I’m not sure just how they’re supposed to PROVE that. I can’t say I know for sure it’s true, but it most definitely wouldn’t surprised me if it did. That’s one example anyway.

      • I cant stand Mego but I am kinda agreeing with you here Lisa. I say everyone stops talking about Penny and Johnny. Maybe when people loose interest they will finally put up or shut up.

      • Right on Lisa! If you have the tea and claim that you ain’t going to hold anything back then spill it already!

      • What people don’t realize is that this off tv drama is probably ALSO manufactured. Penny has nothing on Mel because they’re probably friends laughing at everyone whose giving them attention and keeping them relevant. No such thing as bad publicity.

        • That’s a definite possibility Di. And by the same token the whole Tree vs MeGo thing could be fake too. Designed to make Tree the victim gaining her the sympathy fans(I’m guilty) and forget about her bankruptcy. I dadburn conspiracy theroy right in plain sight.

  6. When the poison hits your eye
    From a little stumpy guy
    Thats $50.
    That’s all the advice, italian or not, that MeHo is qualified to give.

  7. I was really hoping MeGo’s big news was that she knows who “Wiggles” is and that she would provide the deets on the bleeps from the Adrienne and Brandi saga.

    • Ahhh yes. Wiggles. Maybe Kathy got wind of Mel’s book deal and is jealous. She may be bitter and ready to air the real Gorga’s. One can only hope.

  8. I crack up when people say Mego marriage seems better than others. I guess the lesser of all evils on the RHONJ. Soo funny! Well they say opinions are like….. everyone has one. The show is entertainment would not want Caro advice book or Mego marriage advice.

    While I don’t like Mego, I’m sure none of them are like the character portrayed on T.V. with the exception of Jac per her twitter feed I’m pretty sure she’s cray cray. Just my opinion. LOL!

    • You know you bring up a good point. Her book and Dons books(both how do you manage to do it all advice themes) will be competing.. that is IF Don’s even happens now. What if Bravo decides to put more juice behind MeGo’s book? Don will turn on her so fast her wicked witch neck will spin.

      • Wonder if this will cause some drama between them. Caro sure got ugly once Tre started making moves and monopolizing as many markets as she possibly could.

          • The green eyed monster will come out again. Jax might get a bit wonky too. That is for sure something she would want to write. We know she lives a fairy tale life with Chris and it was magical from the very beginning. That was a real love affair with chance meeting, the long distance relationship, the whirlwind courtship and marriage..lol. It would be funny to see if Jax gets bent out of shape about Mego’s book.

      • If Megos’ book attract more Bravo attention than Don, Caro is going to flip out. The rag magazines “sources” will come out and everyone will blame Tree. But you know Don and Jac will be selling stories to discredit Mego.

        The battle of the Books Mego vs Don vs Tree….who will win??

        • Does Meho have a REAL book deal with a REAL publisher? Or did Jogo and Bravo build a book press in the basement?

          • Ruth you know you took the words right out of my head. That was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the heading but I decided to be nice and keep it to myself. I don’t see a relationship book being a big hit, I think if she was writing a tell all kind of book about her and Tre that might garner some real interest from a publishing house trying to capitalize on the housewives drama.

        • Perhaps Tree should write that “leaving my husband” book. Come out with it while Don and MeGo are in the midst of their tete-a-tete. Blow their sales(sails) out of the water. It will chap both they asses at the same time. And THEN after the book sales marry the ole codger again and have Bravo pay for the ceremony. RH-style. Then write another book about the reconciliation. THEN let him knock her up with that allusive Guidice manchild, cash the half a mil check from daddy Guidice and sell the baby pictures to the highest bidder. Front cover stuff Tree-style.

          • I know one thing Mego better writer her little finger off so she can get some airtime during RHONJ.

            Let’s see if people give her crap about having a co-author, which I’m sure she will have.

            • Oh most definitely. She don’t even have any books in her “lie-berry.” Perhaps she will have that “median” contact her dead daddy to write a chapter or two. Lord knows JoGo doesn’t want her to be deployed so he wont let her quick.

              • Bravo hired Chris Judd totry and teach her to dance. Maybe they will hire Big Bird to teach her to write.

              • The Elmo puppeteer has been put out to pasture due to the craziness that surfaced, maybe they can hire him to come and teach Jogo to read and they can start to fill up the empty library shelves.

          • Caro would stroke out. It would kill her that she wasn’t getting a cut for thinking up the whole thing.

            • Well Tree can put a nice little wink and nod to Don in the acknowledgements. I volunteer to help her write that part.

  9. Is she going to have a chapter on exposing yourself in public? Joe gorga’s obsession with showing his penis to people is not innocent flashing, this guy has deeper issues, it is a form of assault that feeds his need to control through shock.Add his lack of stature and you have the mess that is Joe Gorga. Melissa has no advice of any sort on any subject that justifies a book deal.

  10. Oh darn, Brandi you’re upstaged again, maybe Mego, payed to have her book done? Out Wit, Out Last, oop wrong show….. What happen to Traylor’s book? At the Dollar Store yet?

  11. I can’t knock the girls hustle, mouths to feed, that huge mortgage and the lifestyle she likes to portray takes lots of $. I will say though that it wouldn’t be something I would even read for free. I don’t care if it’s from her, Tre, Caro or whomever else, you can’t base your marriage off of someone elses. That being said, I am sorry but I don’t ever really see an attraction to Jogo on her part. He is like a horn dog every second but with her she acts like his advances are just not wanted. I am sure that the printing on this book as well as Caro’s will be a limited run to see how they do.

    • All these women will get while the gettin’s good……in time they all know the trend will fade and so will the fame! $$$$$$

    • I agree, If I can admire that person who we are not allowed to name because the thread isnt about her can do a good Hustle then Melissa hustle is good to, win,lose ot Fail at least she is trying.
      As for the advances, I would not want to be pawed like that on Camera my spouse would be holding his teeth(figurtivly of course) if he pawed me like a corner whore on camera
      hard to know if he is really that way. I to have gorwn tired of seeing blurred peens

      • Lisa like any of these ladies or not they are smart to do what they can. Andy is making a ton of money portraying them as idiots, the least they can do is make sure to get something out of it.

        • ITA. Take the platform you are currently standing on and use it for good. I will always give a person credit for trying.

      • That’s a very good point Lisa. How can MeGo write a book about having a great marriage when her husband doesn’t respect her. She is a sex object to him and that’s all. As much as I dislike Melissa, no woman should have to put up the the disrespect and the groping that he does and then speak to a national TV audience about how he is going to fill his wife w/ poison. I can’t imagine who is possibly asking MeGo for marital advice and how to spice things up.

  12. If I was Tree, I would not want to read this book unless I was guaranteed there was nothing about my brother’s sex life in the book. We all know that isn’t gonna happen. A book about a sexy marriage means sex advice and likely, sex stories.

    So will Tree be crucified for not wanting to read a book about sex with her brother?

    • Sex with her Brother?????? and how dare you bring her name into a melissa thread…50 lashes with a wet noodle….whack whack (im just kidding her,being silly)

    • Oh my! That just sounds bad lol Need to edit it. Should read: “will she who shan’t be named on this thread be crucified for not wanting to read a book about MeGo’s sex life with she who shan’t be named on this thread’s brother?”

  13. So i guess she’s gonna release a flyer, because SHE IS NOT INTERESTED in him AT ALL. Also watch their first season together, BUT after folks started noticing while their second season was being taped, then she started all this lovey dovey type, sorry i expect this (the book) from Caroline or Jac, or even Teresa with more than 10 years of marriage under their belt, hey meho call me after you and joey make it to the silver anniversary, WHICH I SERIOUSLY DOUBT WILL HAPPEN

  14. I am sure that this book will be full of trite advice like, “Never go to bed angry”. Do you think Koma KatFish will go to a book signing and claim that all of the advice in there is her mother’s.

    • You know I am surprised that Koma didn’t think of this first seeing as she is always in Betty Crocker, Susie Homemaker mode. I could definitely see her writing something like this because she always tried to preach the close knit family thing. Hope she doesn’t go bug eyed about it because her eyes will definitely fall out of her head then.

    • Only if she has a chapter about douching in there. Overdouching can lead to your body not being able to clean itself and therefore a funk can arise. So Katfish momma prolly told her to douche twice a day. Now there aint enough industrial streff douche in the country to combat the stench… according to her husband.

  15. Good for her, I say!! Her book is going to be as successful as her music!!! LOL

    I heard, next, she is going to be in a movie!!! It’s going to be called: “Horsey Singing, Acting”. Starring MelHorse, Singing MelHorse. written by: MelHorse, directed by: MelHorse, produced by: MelHorse. Made possible with: JoeMidge’ money!!

  16. I don’t care whose marriage is being written about… there is no way there can be enough crap to write about to fill an entire book… especially when she’s only been married for eight years. I wouldn’t even read a book about marriage written by a marriage therapist or… ugh… Dr. Phil! I wonder if there’ll be some chapters about how to be a gold digger and include a tip about not rejecting a man until you see his house. Lord knows I already know more about their sex life than I ever cared to know.

    One thing we can attest to by Taylor’s book is that it can be a non-fiction book of lies, quite the oxymoron, and still hit the NY best seller’s list. And I’m sure it will be on that list according to MeGo… just like On-Display was number 8 on I-Tunes… yeah right.

  17. Let’s see this is Miss Phony & the guy who can be distracted with a shiny set of keys, right? Wake me up if I start snoring, k? :D

  18. I’m just looking forward to reading all the negative comments that will be written in the Amazon book review for MeGo’s book. That will be all the readin’ I’ll need.

  19. Wonder if it will come out in time for Valentine’s Day? They’ve missed the Christmas season. What a lovely gift for couples that would be.

  20. Not only would I not read the book I would hope people who do, look at it like a joke not a guide to good marriage. Those two are missing one major piece in a good marriage. Actually two things. Romance and unconditional love. Where is the love? Sex is one thing love is more than just sex. A dog can have sex.(and blowmejoe does kidding she is just a bitch..lol). They base so much on outside appearances and not what is in the inside. I feel sorry for either one of them if something bad happened and one is disfigured. Or if one had medical condition and could no longer perform sex. Both Joe and Mel wouldn’t let the door hit them leaving. I think if either one of them got severely ill neither one of them would be there to hold their hand or just hold them. I see Joe as the type if Mel(god forbid) lost her breasts he would not be able to handle it and it would all be about how it effects him not her. Now that’s just a feeling I have and unfortunately I have lived and seen that behavior in many marriages I thought were unbreakable. I can only say seeing the way they act about how important their looks are and how sexy Joe seems to expects his wife to be at all times it would be a deal breaker if anything changed that. Am sorry if sound cold but as I said have seen the effects myself and can only say its a feeling based on experience. Do they R-rate books? Haven’t seen it but was wondering how they can R-rate magazines and have to be 18 to buy or read. Wouldn’t it seem that books would be in some kind of category? No am not against free speech I just don’t want my grandson reading certain things at his age…

  21. I actually think Joe and Melissa love each other. And I think they are happy together. One thing concerns me, though. If its all true what has been said about Melissa and Joes dirty deeds to secure themselves a spot on the show, I would be worried about the negative energy tying the two of them together. Common goals can be great for marriages, but negative energy can muck up your soul and your relationships. And if the two of them did indeed plot and plan together to cause harm to his family…I just dont think that can be good for their marriage in the long term. Not because the evil was against his family, but because they planned together to do evil, period. It concerns me, and eventhough I am not a fan of either one, I hope none of this is the case. There are three babies to think of and dang it…I dont wanna mess up my own soul wishing harm on other people. PS…I said “IF” repeatedly and I dont wanna get into another debate about this old news. Im not assuming its true. Thats why I said “if”.

    • the video was actually posted around there that they submitted to Bravo stating that they would bring the hate against Teresa and expose all her lies…that is why, after 2 years of begging, they finally let them on.

      • Did someone post the actual video for viewing you mean? If that is true I wasnt aware it was out there. I thought it was a rumor. Wow I would be interested in seeing that!

  22. Um…how do these contract work, do you get a check before the book is publish, or do you get more money as the book start selling

    • Authors will usually get a small advance once they sign the contract. Then they get payments as they reach milestones and then once done the get the rest.

  23. So Melissa’s story line this year is…I am a great Mom, a sexy wife in a perfectly sexy marriage…so I should write a book. My sister-in-law is trying to destroy my “Thank you Jesus” marriage and career with infidelity rumors…
    Did I get her story line right??

  24. I didn’t read Kyle’s book but isn’t that what her book was about? How to have a happy marriage? WTH was this publisher thinking when they signed this trash? That person should be fired.

    • I agree. Wonder what ever happened to Adrienne’s book? Wonder if that one was supposed to be about happy marriages too? bahahahaha

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