REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP: Season Three, Episode Seven… “Oy, Faye”


RHOBH by Maya SH

Season Three, Episode Seven… “Oy Faye”

by Sandi Duffy

This show would be a lot easier to watch if we knew WTF the big secret was that Brandi revealed.  I’m also trying to figure out why Adrienne is getting the bitch edit.  What did she do to piss of Andy Cohen?  Did she make anti-gay comments, ala Joe Guidice or Alexis Bellino?

Adrienne accuses Brandi of being on drugs.  Can’t Brandi sue for that?  Kyle is pissed that Kim told Adrienne at her husband’s event.  Methinks this was payback on Kim’s part for Mauricio and Kyle stealing her house.

Mauricio refuses to admit that Paul was wrong for getting aggressive with Brandi.  That’s because Brandi doesn’t have any money to buy a house and Paul and Adrienne do.  Mauricio is going to side with the people who have money. That’s why he didn’t hesitate to kick Trailer and Russell (RIP) out of his White Party, but never took his wife’s side over Camille in season 1.

Trailer makes it all about her. She brings up Camille outing Trailer’s claims of abuse.  STFU, Trailer.  As Camille TTCs, Trailer was telling everyone she was being abused.  Apple and oranges.  Kind of like Trailer’s book vs. Brandi’s book.

While all this is going on, I can’t help but notice how ugly Brandi’s faux fur vest is.  Ew, girlfriend, who told you to wear that?

No one cares when Brandi leaves Mauricio’s event because she doesn’t have any money anyway.

Lisa is home getting her gates fixed at her house.


I have to get my electric gates fixed all the time.  It’s so hard being really rich and having a gated home.  I should probably just get rid of the gates, but then the bad element that lives in Beverly Hills, the non-gate people, might get in.  Anyway, Ken is recovering from surgery and her friend Martin visits.  Am I the only one who suspects Martin is just waiting around for something to happen to Ken so he can have Lisa?

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Kim’s daughter Brook looks like a less slutty version of Paris Hilton.  Kim TTCs that Kyle started all the trouble, and I am LOVING Kim this season.  Kim is so right.  Kyle lit the fuse and knew shit would go down.

Apparently Kim is taking a trip to Vegas, which is a great place for a recovering addict to go.  There is absolutely no temptation there at all.

Kyle is having a dinner party for the ladies.  When she mentions Brandi’s name, Mauricio has a strong negative opinion about her.  I am going to say it again.  If Brandi had money, he would keep his mouth shut.    Camille and her “psychic” friend were talking smack about him having affairs with the Nanny, but he never said a word about her.

We get to see Faye Resnick who has had some of the worst plastic surgery I’ve seen since Jocelyn Wilderstein.  Faye wants to be a Housewife so badly…maybe even more than that horrid Dana.  And why the hell is Faye TTCing?  This is getting ridiculous.

We get another preview of Lisa’s new show when her Villa Blanca server, the one who was sleeping with Brandi’s ex-husband, shows up.  So Slutty Mcslutter wants to talk to Brandi.  Lisa put a stop to that.

Next we see Yolanda working out, and now I’m depressed.  She is super-devoted and looks great.  I am NOT super-devoted and don’t look great.  I guess there’s a correlation.

Holy Shitballs her trainer is 57!  Man, that human growth hormone is good stuff.

We are back to Lisa and Brandi, so Brandi can rehash what happened at Mauricio’s.  Brandi points out that she is all broken out from the stress. Honey, that’s nothing compared to former Miss USA, Kenya Moore’s face.


Oh holy hell, Ken pulls down his pants to show Brandi his scar.  That’s on my list of things I didn’t ever need to see after Richie Walkile’s erection and Joe Guidice shirtless.

Trailer is the first person to arrive at Kyle’s and I guess she never heard of being fashionably late.  We finally meet the new housewife, Marissa Zanuck.


I can’t believe Brandi comes to this dinner party.  Bravo must have made her go.  Otherwise, why would she walk into the Lion’s Den?

marisa tweet

Yolanda misses Kyle’s party because she’s at Donna Summer’s funeral (RIP).  Kim isn’t there because she’s in Vegas, where every recovering alcoholic should go.  Kyle takes shots at her when she’s not there to defend herself.  THEN, Kyle again stirs the big pot of shit, and says “We all know why Adrienne isn’t here.”  Brandi calls her on it and states that she called Kyle and said she will bail so Adrienne can come to the party.

Faye Resnick, as usual, inserts herself into the conversation.  Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Faye’s only claim to fame being the late Nicole Brown Simpson’s bestie?  STFU, Faye.  Why does this woman have so much to say?


When Lisa TTCs, she agrees with me about Faye.   The more I see of Faye and Kyle, the more I feel badly about not liking Camille season 1.  The new housewife has nothing to say.  She has the look Yolanda had in Ojai when the women went at it–that “what the hell did I get myself into” look.


Marissa sticks up for Brandi.  Faye is a total bitch and tells Marissa she doesn’t know Brandi.  And Faye does?  Come on Camille, say it!  Say the “morally corrupt, Faye Resnick.”

Kyle is the worst hostess ever for allowing one of her guests to be attacked.


77 comments on “REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP: Season Three, Episode Seven… “Oy, Faye”

  1. This crap makes me lonesome for has-been beauty queens, loudmouths in head wraps, attorneys moonlighting as morticians but not over-sexed songwriters bouncing on a beach.
    Kim is a bitch but it’ll be good for Kyle. As long as Kim was loaded Vyle had a pliable mind she looked good next to. I buy the theory that Adrienne has a relationship with Skeletor Rimes. Giving Skeletor scoop on Brandi would be serious revenge after Brandi didn’t trash Lisa.
    As adults Ad and Paul could’ve stayed and ignored Brandi or found a reason to leave without going all Jerry Springer. None of these people are scared to lie.


    • The funniest part was Fred Flintstone asking the Hoof for permission to go attack Brandi or else they were leaving…that was strange. What a manly man.


      • It seems the Hoof got Fred all fired up over what Brandi said b/c when the poop hit the fan Ad got interested really quickly.
        It’s crazy and they all looked stoopid, trying to look concerned, embarassed, traumatized.


  2. I totally agree with you. I must say, and I’m sure it’s been said before.. At this age, I really cannot believe women behave like this. Money truly does not buy you class. The drama and the cruelty amongst them is by far the trashiest. I do have to selfishly admit, it makes me feel better about my life, where love and friendship is treasured, kindness is abundant, and we work very hard for our average paychecks.


  3. I love how Kim pushed back on her awful sister! Go Kim, put that mean girl in her place. And Faye is a joke! Her best friend gets murdered and as a result, gets a Playboy spread. What opportunistic trash.


  4. Thank you SH for that cartoon caption at the top. It was brilliant and I LMAO! With recent news events, I needed a light laugh. This recap was on target. Mauricio serenaded Camille all along (because she is a client with bucks). Why is F-F-F-FakeFaye sticking her 2 cents in? Nobody cares. She wasn’t involved or asked for her opinions. And her decorating skills are questionable at best. That dining room looked like it came from IKEA. These eps are actually infomercials for Mauricio’s business, Lisa’s new show and “Fray’s” decorating job. Poor beleaguered Brandi can’t make it through a meal without being brandished with a B.S. stick. No wonder she’s so slim. She never gets to eat. That makes it 2 for 2 – 2 events of Kyle’s that Brandi had to leave early. That means Kyle is hardly the “hostess with the mostess”.


  5. Great recap, Sandy D. I haven’t watched the past two weeks–too disgusted with the fake fight and fake secret and fake faces (which, with addition of Fake Resnick, are really grossing me out). I stopped watching RHOA last year, a long with RHONJ, and will not watch RHOC when it returns. SH is right…this POS network has run its course.


  6. Kim is a little sneaky this season. She has some hidden negativity. She has a lot of anger inside and she’s pretending to be cool with people when she’s not. IMO she still hates Brandi, still thinks Brandi was out of line and that she didn’t do anything to deserve it. When they spoke in Ojai in the bathroom she was still not taking ownership. She wanted Adrienne & Paul to blow up on B on camera. It happened on purpose. And she wanted them to spoil Mauricio’s event, which: funny, but passive aggressive.

    She also clearly dislikes Kyle but is not being direct about it.

    I don’t really like Kim, don’t think she’s fully recovered, and if she is I think will relapse soon. Now that she’s “recovered” it’s going to be worse, because she’s untouchable. “Oh, Kim’s trying, so lay off her for X.” “Kim’s in recovery, cut her a break…” People have been making excuses for Kim her whole adult life and as far as I can see this hasn’t stopped.


    • i agree with you, especially the last paragraph. Kim is getting a lot of mileage out of her substance abuse problems. What about her REAL problems that he substance abuse covered up? I, too, believe she will not last on that road to sobriety because she puts herself into negative situations and in front of too many temptations. She talks about trying to be all Zen and calm. But, she climbs on the sh*t stirrer train along with the rest of them.


    • Kim’s negativity is not so hidden, if you ask me. She’s been a mean girl pretty consistently. One of the most recent examples being betraying her recent reconciliation with Brandi to run and tattle on Brandi at Maurice’s event.


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