SH “HIT AND RUN” SATURDAY: Everything That Was Leftover From The Week!!… YUM!!!

Kyle and Kim Richards’ jailbird niece, Paris Hilton, is trying desperately to reform her image.  And, we all know that the way to rehab your image is to do something associated with “charity”… which Paris did.

Paris “charitably” posed with some ill children…  apparently Paris visiting and posin’ at the hospital was her Christmas gift to these kids.  How could anyone question this chick’s altruistic intention when there are kinds involved… sick children! Pathetic.

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The very special Housewife chosen to judge at this year’s Miss USA Pageant is Lisa Vanderpump!

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The Miss Universe Pageant began as a local ‘bathing beauty’ competition sponsored by Catalina Swimwear in Long Beach, CA.  The contest has evolved into a year-round international organization that claims to advance and support opportunities for these young women.

The competition aims to award women who are savvy, goal-oriented and aware and believes that women compete with the hope of advancing their careers, personal and humanitarian goals.

The Miss America Pageant is a scholarship pageant… which spotlights the contestants’ talent.

Hope this clears up the major differences between Miss USA and Miss America!

One of the Miss Universe contestants take a tumble…

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When Bravo starts running out of ideas for Nene… don’t be surprised if you start to see THIS on the Real Housewives of Atlanta…

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Kyle Richards was asked about the Brandi Glanville/Adrienne Maloof confusion… Kyle has chosen “selective reality” to explain why the Brandi/Adrienne not worth watching extremely poor story line “discussion” won’t be discussed further…

NOTE:  What is “selective reality”?  The cast member of a “reality” show who strongly states in every interview she’s participated in that the viewer is seeing EVERYTHING goin’ on in their REAL lives.  However, when directly questioned about the “real life” being shown to viewers, declines to elaborate on the questioned scene saying that what the viewer is seeing is to much of a “personal” matter of the cast member involved to divulge further info to the viewer!



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Bravo has already filmed the HoneyBooBoo of OC’s bachelorette party… so, why wouldn’t Bravo continue with Tamballs storyline and film Tamballs and Ellie’s wedding?   Could it be that Tamballs needs to drum up some interest for her wedding?   ‘Cause really… who cares IF they get married and WHERE?!

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This is very OT… but this is absolutely brain blinding.  Still cannot believe that this organization… and the individuals who make up this organization… would proceed with this plan:

Less than 48 hours after the Connecticut school shooting at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT, which took place on Dec. 14, the Westboro Baptist Church is already making plans to picket. The Westboro Baptist Church is known for picketing and protesting at funerals across the country.

“Westboro will picket Sandy Hook Elementary School to sing praise to God for the glory of his work in executing his judgment,” Shirley Phelps-Roper tweeted on Dec. 15.

 NOTE:  So, GOD was behind this assault on innocent children??   God only does good works… it has been said that this Earth is the Devil’s playground.  Let’s put the blame where it belongs.


Melissa Gorga was out sellin’ her vodka and there were some very excited “fans” of MeGo to get her signature on a poster or on a vodka bottle!

What the hell has happened to MeGo’s face???   MeGo’s 33 and looks at least 10 years older.  MeGo needs to get a refund from whichever medical professional did her “work” … or, if the work was done in MeGo’s kitchen by one of JoeGorga’s outta work construction crew, maybe MeGo should demand some updated recording equipment… or at least a new microphone!

RHONG Melissa vodka

melissa poster signed                                 “This will be worth millions one day… as soon as my singing career takes off!”