According to @MelissaGorga… she will be appearing tonight pushin’ her vodka in Ledgewood NJ.
BUT… before you head out to get a glimpse of MeGo, she’s also imploring her followers to BUY her t-shirts!
MeGo’s assortment of overpriced bedazzled threads is a major upgrade from the crap shirts she was tryin’ to shill back in November 2011 for $25!
MeGo’s NEW shirts are all over $30… PLUS that “fee” that is the SOP for all Housewives products…
The REAL price of the red “Thank You, Jesus” t-shirt? $44.90!!
NOTE: It don’t cost $5.95 to send a t-shirt. The average cost is around $2.50. AGAIN, these Housewives are rippin’ off unsuspecting customers with that “fee”…
MeGo STILL cain’t sing! Get yer wife some singin’ lessons for Christmas, JoGo! THIS is where it all started… after years of marriage and three kids, JoGo suddenly realizes that he’s livin’ wit JLo!!
Aside from all that… MeGo says she got some AMAZING NEWS comin’…
HMMMMM…. what could the big news be??? That da Gorgas finally found a sucker buyer for their monstrosity of a house? That MeGo got a book deal (why not, ALL the Housewives have book deals)? That MeGo badgered MissAndy into agreeing that she and JoGo should have their own spinoff show? (The spinoff would document how Melissa shills alcohol, attends promotional dinners in Illinois, prepares dinner totally from scratch and then goes out to clubs to sing lip-sync perform … all in one day!) That da Gorgas are moving to LA… as was their plan? MEH! Who knows… MeGo’s “amazing news” will probably turn out to be simply “news”…
“Still can’t sing.” Surprised?
big f’ing eyeroll….If thank you jesus cam from anyone but her i would have bought it.
Are u F ing kidding me….$45 bucks for a t-shirt that is made made for under 4 dollars? From the overpriced Canoli’s and T-shirts MeHO and Katfish need to be schooled by Teresa.
Note to MeHO and Katfish….You will nOT sell Shiit if you don’t have a solid fanbase. Tre fans maybe over the top, but they by her wares and promote her products. The handful of fans that MEHOre and Katfish have will not sell out anythng they are pimping. NO one wants to support famewhoring posers that will sell out a relative to secure a paycheck.
Teresa’s products are actually good. I have been given her cookbooks as gifts. They are fun and informative, although I have been cooking forever and am Italian, she had some good ideas for cutting the fat and some great fast dishes. I love Milania hair products. Works great for all types of hair, from my thin middle-aged hair to my granddaughter’s thick easily tangled hair. Haven’t tried her wine. Make my own bellinis (actually recipe came from her cookbook). Point is that I would buy these products from anyone selling them because they are good.
Thx for the tips, Mare.
I bought milania hair care kit and love it. I show dogs in many spare time. I have two lhasa apsos showing now. Very long hair to the floor. I use the products on them. They look great and I have to say that they both won their class sat our last show, and one even won best of breed. Thank you Milania hair care!!!!
madanjones: Now that’s an endorsement! Lhasa apsos for Milania hair care….I’m crying…
It sounds like a cross between “Best in Show” and an SNL skit.
What’s with the $3 price difference the long sleeve shirt? What a deal! I can get the red “limited edition” with double the crimestones for only $3 more?
What a shame, she’s obviously only using Jesus to make her money. Or is she really Thankful? She turned that phrase into a joke that others take seriously.
BLASPHEMER!
That’s how it seems to me — kind of blasphemous.
ITA!
I’d buy a titimesu shirt.
She may not be able to sing but she is a whole lot bette then that catterwalling Kim Z and The Countless did.
I agree Lisa. She is the only HW that hasn’t made my ears bleed. Maybe Kandi can work with her and help her out..lmao. That would be a funny crossover.
ITA. Melissa can sing and has a nice voice.
Maybe she needed to spend some money on a proper voice coach and give it her all instead of trying to act rich and bankrupt her husband in the process.
It was laughable when they paid Chris Judd to teach her dance moves she could have learned from a local choreographer for a fraction of the cost.
Heck, you could pick up better moves than MeGo has by taking a Zumba class at your local gym.
That had me dying. My guess is Bravo figured it would lend some credibility to her being an up and coming sensation. Poor Chris. I am sure he was happier than hell to get away from her and her two left feet.
Yeah, that was funny. Stupid waste of money.
I like those “Whatever Happened to…?” episodes, not that I was wondering whatever happened to Chris Judd, and she was probably beside herself with glee because of the JLo connection. You know, that second-hand connection to greatness.
But I did love that ‘fundamental slip’ she made in the lyric of “….saved a wench like me.” Now, if she put that on itunes, I might even be tempted.
“Saved a wench like me” ishould be on the tees and tanks because it’s believable.
That’s a fab idea….Mel and Candi….she’d have a blast in Atl, and if they could stand Kim as the token white, Mel wd really work well. Candi, I know Mel is no country western chick, but I think this is a very cool and fun idea. How wd her producers feel, I wonder. ANDY????? SOMEBODY??????
You know how these types are they NEVER realize they’re making themselves look foolish, or for that matter greedy. What I want to know is – who buys this stuff?
Well….I guess nobody buys her trash, since she is begging her two fans to buy them! hehehe
The 2 fans being her sisters.
There’s a sucker born every day!!!
Maybe Melissa’s ten fans will “take one for the team so she can make a little extra cash”. This chick’s words constantly come back to bite her. Melissa is in serious financial trouble. I can NOT stand her, literally her lying drives me crazy. Karma, baby doll.
Sorry not me I gotta buy my Pig a new Hidey hole.
I’d rather spend my money on chocolate, thank you very much.
Dark chocolate is good for yer heart my Dr even says so.
I love dark chocolate. For $44.90, I can buy a lot of delicious dark chocolate, the darkest available.
Yes Godiva is my favorite I like the truffle best
But which truffle, so many to choose from.
I know I like the seasonal ones best, I didnt like the Duff Goldman cake ones. Peppermint truffle was my all time favorite.
I LOVE mint. There must be something in mint that I need because I crave mint everything.
Mint and Lemon anything is my favorite..orange being a close third.
Godiva is good. I love dark chocolate with dark chocolate truffles. I also have a love for Godiva’s peppermint mocha seasonal coffee.
So much Chocolate…so little time.
Here in CA, we like our See’s.
Yes every xmas my mom would get a 5lb Box it was one of the rare times we had sweets in the house.
I have See’s right across the street from me.
Lisa, if I were you, I’d be at that See’s every day. Can’t resist the stuff.
I would love to be at Sees everyday HOWEVER MY DR would not be pleased with my AIC results.
@Lisa…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….you know what? I’ll donate to that…Pigs are better than Meho ANYWAY
I discovered my Baby Piggie has grown and needs a bigger hidey hole. Its all that Lettuce and maters I feed him I am afraid to try spinach I will prob catch him doing a Popeye impression
And I really wouldn’t mind a Thank You Jesus t-shirt, but would not buy from her, and not at that price, that’s for sure.
Right! She pisses me off. I’d buy one bc I really am thankful for alot of things, now she’s made a mockery of it. I better not see those in the Christian Family Stores!
LOL, that would be something, huh?
Amen, Hers! There is so much wrong with her peddling these shirts, it makes muh head spin! And what’s up with the ‘Wifey’ shirts? I don’t get it. Not to mention I think my dogs could make shirts that looked less cheap.
I am not the most diligent person when it comes to attending services, and I am not trying to knock her but I have a hard time buying a shirt from her saying Thank You Jesus. It feels very wrong.
One has to either be a “wifey” or a Christian to purchase these shirts. That’s really limiting the fan base. I’m sure MeGo has fans that are single and non-Christian.
I can’t believe she ‘coined’ those phrases as her own.
Of course not. The term “wifey” has been used , often with sarcasm , or as a way for the husband to tease the wife. & I’m sure she’s not the first female to use it. Thank ya’ Jesus is something I would think, most Christians have either said or thought at some point.
I know that, you know that. She’s an idiot
I think if a competing site sold the exact same shirts with the phrase ” I Mock Melissa” or “Mock Star” on the back side, the fan base would be HUGE and they would sell like crazy.
I love it! LOL
My husband made a vanity cd at Dollywood for me once. Does this mean he can bill himself as a recording artist too?
Yes.
Yes
Thats how Elvis got started, he made Record for his mom for her Birthday I believe it was.
I would rather buy your husbands cd (which is prob super cute) VS anything Gorga! Ask Melissa if your husband can do a duo w her? They can battle songs…. Ur husband will b an instant sensation..
@Meso- My husband doesn’t abide a fool. He’d call out Mel’s no talent self, no sugarcoating her abilities. And he would go absolutely NUTS with the horsey jokes. He made the cd as a romantic gesture. It was sweet, and actually pretty good. But he has the common sense to know that a decent voice does not a rock star make.lol
I have to laugh at those “wifey” shirts. Reminds me of the Judy Blume book….might be fitting for Missy, we shall see……”The story follows the life of bored 1970s New Jersey housewife, Sandy Pressman, who decides to reinvigorate her life by having an extramarital affair with an old high school boyfriend”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wifey_(novel)
Ahah! I think you’ve discovered something here
That is genius and hilarious!
Oh my I just posted the same thing! YES!
The book is exactly what I thought of when I saw “Wifey”. Original Melissa is not.
The big news is that MeGo knows who “Wiggles” is. Or she’s the spokesperson for anti-diarrheal medication. Or she’s pregnant.
Hey ChemGeek! I was thinking her big news was,” Thank you Jesus!” I just got back from the doctor and found out that the big ugly bump on my ass wasn’t Herpes but a giant pimple!” “Pheew, I thought my days(or nights) at Hookers,(I mean lookers) was coming back to bite me in the ass.” HehHeh…Just a thought….
Oh Gee, I’ve never seen a horsey drink Vodka!
Now that was just mean
no thowing oats!!
You can lead a whorse to vodka, but you can’t make her drink.
If I see anyone wearing that ridiculously over priced nonsense I will laugh at them.. U realize I can make that shirt for less than 3$ a shirt? Melissa fans, holla back at me & I’ll send u shirt for less! She needs to go away! Exposé her already or at least messy should take responsibility for her actions . Unf delusional people will never see what is real.. Truth hurts..
Also this is my personal opinion , it has nothing to do w being a Tre fan or anything to do w Tre. Never liked those types (Melissa) my whole life! Even if her & Tre started dating, still would never like Melissa! I got her number.. Nailed it from day 1 & funny how its all coming out…. See what happens when you lie so much?
“Wifey” is the name of a fabulous Judy Blume book I read in the 80s (I believe it came out in the 70s). The protagonist is a housewife in New Jersey who is in an unhappy marriage due to marrying too young. She goes on a binge of affairs, including sleeping with her sister’s husband and her best friend’s husband, and ends up getting gonorrhea, all because her husband could not satisfy her sexually at home. It’s a wonderful naughty read. Now as for Melissa putting the word “Wifey” on a T-shirt…um, she must have never heard of this book!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wifey_(novel)
I have to eggmit, I didn’t see that book on the shelves when Melissa showed us their liberry.
That’s because the only book on the shelf was a user guide for a household appliance. If memory serves me there wasn’t a thing but dust bunnies on those shelves, not even children’s books.
I can’t imagine a house without books. We have run out of space for bookshelves in my house. That “liberry” is wasted on those two Yahoos.
We always have books around and I have a ton of them on my e-reader as well as my iPad. Once the kids get tired and we start running out of space I donate them to the library. I have also started just taking them to the library and making a nice donation at the end of the year.
Our library has a charity called “Friends of the Library” where we donate books. They then resell them to the public to raise money to supplement the budget and provide extras like the children’s programs. I donate books there.
The NYC Public library does have something similar. Usually they will put the books into circulation and I think a couple times a year they pull books to sell and use that to buy new books. Great way to rotate books.
That’s great! Our public library stopped taking donations for some reason a few years back. I found this out b/c one year my parents tried to unload what they would have donated on us! I have to find someplace else to donate them to, my house is filled with books.
So many places in my community welcome book donations. Our local doctor’s office has a small room dedicated as a child waiting room. They love to receive used children’s books, up to young adult. Our nursing home welcomes them. Our local charity Active Faith will take them for their yard sales. I’m lucky that my family of readers share with each other and then share with their community.
Try retirement homes. They’re good for puzzles and books, magazines, yarn and craft stuff.
I save magazines for our local retirement home, too.
Me too, Ana! But I’ve noticed that you can kind of divide people into two groups — those with books and those without. Our house is overrun with books, and even when I try to donate some, it seems there are still a ton more. I had some neighbors whose kids didn’t have any books. They had everything else money could buy, but they didn’t value books. Not one book in their rooms. Made me feel bad.
When I go to someone’s house for the first time, I always look to see if they are book people. You can tell book people because there will be books everywhere. Bookshelves in the living room, dining room, the kitchen, etc. I hate to admit it, but people go down a little bit in my estimation when I realize that they don’t have a book in the entire house.
Gosh, you and I are so much alike.
Spooooky! Isn’t it?
Seriously!
I wish I could post a picture of the 100s of books I have. They go from Little house books to consrpiracy books to New age beliefs and Unsolved History books. I love History.
We have the Little House books, too. Will never get rid of those.
Agreed Hers. Still have the hardback copies I had as a child and still reread them.
They’re some of the best books, ever. And the show was fantastic, too. Michael Landon was gold in anything he touched.
Don’t forget the bookshelf in the bathroom…..that’s how you know you’re really hard core.
Our house is over run with books also. My oldest daughter became a fan of Japanese anime books and has been collecting them for years. When she asks for money it is usually to buy a book from her favorite bookstore in Japan. I usually end up giving her the money. How can I argue against her buying a book? Its not teen crap or make up or the latest must have technology. It’s a wonderful day of losing yourself in an adventure envisioned exclusively via words and imagination. I can’t knock it- I love books too much myself. I’ll buy my kid a book any day. But we also make wonderful use of the library as well.
I love the library, too. But not as much when I find pages torn out of books.
I hate to see when people mess up a book. During college I couldn’t bring myself to write or highlight in my books. A few people asked me if it was because I was going to resell them..nope I hate to see someone deface a book. I always used stickies and refused to write or highlight my books.
Ruth, my daughter has tons of manga, too! My children always knew they could buy all the books they wanted. I never limited books. My poor husbands arms would hurt carrying books in the mall, so we learned to go to the book store last. My daughter moved out recently and we are moving all the books and shelves into the spare bedroom now. I always dreamed I would have a library and now I do!
I ran into the problem of everyone reading at the table- husband included. Made them all stop bringing the books. Thought we would talk more. Silence. Finally relented and let them read if they wanted but made each of them tell us about their book first. That turned into some cool conversations and cut down on the actual reading.
Well Hers, my daughter reads everything including my post and has asked me to correct it. ( damn kids turning the tables for saying its well, not good etc ha ha) I am to clarify that anime is Japanese cinema that is animated (don’t say cartoon), while written Japanese gothic novels (don’t say comic books) are called manga. She collects manga. They are read from back cover to front cover top to bottom but right to left. I apologize to any manga fans out there for the mix up.(happy now Bailey?)
That is so cute, Ruth! Your daughter sounds cool and probably very smart, because I can tell she’s a stickler for detail.
Thanks Hers. She is cool and smart. And stubborn and goofy and always interesting. I’m a proud mama of a thoughtful kid and more grateful than you can imagine that I can say that about my kid. God has blessed me.
I have one like that, too — stubborn and strong-willed, but very kind-hearted. I’m very grateful to God.
There’s an R&B song, Wifey, I figured that’s where she got it from.
Hi Margarita! I didn’t know Meladjusted could read.
She must, someone has to read to Joey.
I’m betting that Melissa’s amazing news is that she has been asked to be the halftime entertainment at the superbowl. Yes, you heard it from me first!
She’s going to strip at halftime?
Maybe she was asked to be the “Fluff” girl to get the team “up and pumped” for the game before and during half-time.
Not intentionally. She’ll probably just wear some trashy looking outfit thats two sizes too snug and have the seams blowout. Call it a wardrobe malfunction. Jogo will jump on stage swingin on a vine and sweep her offstage, all the while doing a Tarzan yell. People at home will think it’s a comedy routine. The network will just start showing the mascots antics instead and no one will know the difference. Maybe if the Broncos are playing the fans won’t notice if its the mascot or Mego anyway.