Taking full advantage of her “PLATFORM” as a New Jersey Housewife… Melissa Gorga continues her clubbin’ dates… under the guise of “charity,” of course!
Bring a toy and you’ll get to participate in a “meet and greet” with MeGo!!
MeGo will be “meetin’ and greetin” at 10 pm and also at 2 am!
Don’t forget that “FEE” which ALL the Housewives include… in whatever they’re pushin’!!
Pearl Nightclub is in Rhode Island… why are they going by Pacific Standard Time?
Pearl should realize that tryin’ to figure out this time differential will totally mess up the minds of da Gorga’s key followers!!
WHO are da Gorga’s followers? The key demographics for da Gorga’s are male middle school students who spent their
money lifted from Mom’s purse well-earned money for a phony ID just to see a chick on TV who professes that she was “born to be a Mom”!
The “born to be a Mommy” line was added after this from MeGo’s July 2012 appearance at Harrahs…
Melissa Gorga, the newest star of Bravo’s hit show the Real Housewives of New Jersey is a sassy Italian who is known for her witty, fun, and loving personality. Melissa is currently turning her dream of becoming a recording artist into a reality. Working with some of the top music producers in the industry, Melissa released her debut single “On Display” which reached the top 10 on the Itunes dance charts. She has two songs set for release this season including a ballad called How Many Times that she wrote for her husband Joe and a new dance track called Rock Star which will be sure to be an anthem in the clubs this summer. NOTE: According to Billboard, MeGo ain’t on ANY of their charts!
From MeGo’s brand NEW PR spew December 7 2012:
Melissa Gorga, the star of Bravo’s hit show the Real Housewives of New Jersey is a sassy Italian who is known for her witty, fun, and loving personality. Melissa was born to be a mommy.
She is a dedicated mother and wife whose life is all about her family. She and her husband Joe, a successful real estate developer, have been married for eight years and have three beautiful children, Antonia, seven, Gino, five, and Joey, two. NOTE: As mentioned several times on SH, JoeGorgaConstruction is no longer building “premiere homes”…
AND just a bit of an update re the “blind item” circulating re the Housewife whose REAL financials don’t match their “REAL” life… is it REALLY a “blind item”??? If you had been keepin’ up wit da Gorgas on SH… that blind was hardly a blind!! SH reader Stevie Wonder saw through that **cough, cough** BI immediately!!
It only takes the correct dollar amount for MeGo to uh… “rearrange her schedule”… to fit in another club date!! YES… the Pearl Nightclub engagement was just set up last month. And Pearl Restaurant and Lounge is VERY excited!!!