MORE SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Storage Wars Fakery… Lindsay Lohan “What Will Be Found In Lohan’s Locker?”…

NOTE:  As you are well-aware, “Storage Wars” is a totally phony baloney show!  The latest re the phoniness of the show is the allegation that Brandi and Jarrod WANTED the phoniness to continue…. and loved having their lockers “salted!”

“Salting and faking scenes was openly discussed,” an insider said. “Hester talked about it openly. And when talk turned toward possibly stopping it Brandi and Jarrod made it very, very clear they were strongly in favor of it.”


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Speakin’ of “Storage Wars,” the latest re LaLindz is that she needs $16,000 to pay off HER storage locker.

Unless paid in full, Lindsay’s locker will be the subject of a three-hour special edition of  “Storage Wars… Celebrity Locker Deadbeats.”

IF Lindz’ locker DID end up being auctioned, what would be found?  These items would end up in the hands of the highest bidder… but, we really don’t know for sure… just some logical-conclusion-good-guessin’ items:

  • Fifty-nine tattered boxes filled with clothes from Lindz’ “Liz and Dick” movie, which the Wardrobe Dept declared “stolen” on the last day of shooting the movie
  • GreasyBear’s stained Ralph Lauren polo shirts… size 4X
  • Several boxes of signed PR photos from “Herbie” … no one wanted Lindz posin’ in a VW; they just wanted photos of the car
  • More boxes of PR photos from “Parent Trap”… which could not be used as Dina Lohan photobombed every still photo from the movie
  • Photos of pissed off Millionaire Dollar Decorators… Lindz is rumored to take them out and look at them briefly for a laugh
  • Ali Lohan’s fake driver’s licenses (one for every state)…used by Lindz when she was 14 to go clubbin’ with 35-year-old Paris Hilton
  • Paris Hilton’s Chanel clutch, which was “lost” in Las Vegas
  • A promise ring from Samantha Ronson
  • A fan photo of Dr. Drew to Lindz signed “We’re hoping to see you soon, Lindsay!  My program has worked wonders for lots of your friends!  XOXXXO… Drew”
  • Letters to Kirstie Alley begging Kirstie to help Lindz be Mrs. Tom Cruise #5
  • Unopened bills from Shawn Chapman Holley
  • Correspondence from Kathy Hilton asking for Paris’ Chanel clutch to be returned… in exchange for a $38 store credit at KHilton’s dress emporium.  ($40 would buy the entire store!)

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Who is the most “famous” of all according to Bravo… for being their “social star of the year”?  According to Bravo, the frontrunner is Tree Joodice!

Just a little extra somethin’… some SH readers either forgot about this scene or never knew it existed!

11 comments on “MORE SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Storage Wars Fakery… Lindsay Lohan “What Will Be Found In Lohan’s Locker?”…

  1. Lindsey Lohan is a hot ass mess. I am sure they will find a lot of “lost” items in her locker. The girl has sticky fingers.


  2. juicy & jax have both “chunked up” a little bit since that was filmed. i do remember reading an article in the newspaper a few years ago about a man purchasing storage unit contents and finding a human leg in a bar b q grill. you can’t make that stuff up.


  3. i do know that in florida the person who rents the space will have their name puplished in the newspaper when the contents are sold. st pete times.


  4. If I were the owner or manager of one of those storage facilities I might auction those units off, but not until after I had gone through them to find out if there were any valuables in them. So, the entire premise of the show is bullcrap to start with.


    • I have been to an auction with a friend and there was quite a group there and they did all seem to know one another. I don’t think the storage facility can go through them because the owner has the right to claim them right up to the minute of the auction. Most of the storage sheds just listed them as household items and most would never be allowed in my household. We seen about 10 of them and it was like a garbage yard sale. One owner showed up and paid the fees and it looked like his shed was just trash but who knows. There was no drama either.


  5. I really wish I had the money to fly out there and bid to win on that damn thing!

    I think probably Lindsay’s self respect, ability to reason and take accountability, sober persona and likewise all of that same for each of her respective fame-whoring, money-grubbing, attention-seeking, parental responsibility avoiding parents, have all been locked in that locker for many, many years.


  6. Re: Lindsay, for those of you who saw the movie “Valley of the Dolls” Lindsay is exactly like the charactar Neely O’Hara, full of herself, spoiled and self destructive.


    • With alot of those types you just sit back, watch them spin & laugh. But with Lindsay I think she’s in real danger of hurting herself. Of couse I was one of those that didn’t expect Robert Downey Jr. to get any better but he proved me wrong. & of course I’m glad he did, I hope LL does as well.


  7. I remember that scene with Teresa and Joe. Cracked me up every time I saw the commercial for those rings. Trojans, Trojans everywhere…


  8. Yeah, with Lindsey’s history I’m guessing you’ll find – alot of other peoples stuff. Not to metion some really , really red lipstick. The color in that pic is too dark for her fair skin tone. I thought most of these people had personal shoppers.?


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