I decided to laugh at myself this week! NOTE: AWWW… “Superstar” in her own mind, Nene, decides to share her LOL moments. Dontja just feel lucky?
Our first night in Anguilla was so much fun! It’s cool to just let your hair down in the name of fun. The men definitely brought a different feeling to the trip, because we had a ball our first night! I can’t believe how tipsy almost everyone had gotten.
Anguilla is known for making some of the best rum cocktails, and I’m not sure of all the ingredients, but they must have mixed it with a little friendship, love, and laughter, so I’ve decided to write a laugh out loud blog about some of my funniest moments!
We have all heard the expression “one bad apple can spoil the bunch.” There’s nothing like trying to be sexy and talk romantically and your man doesn’t hear you!
There’s nothing better than NOT denying your past and owning the fact that you’ve worked from the bottom to the top! It gets even better when you are simply just who you are so let’s laugh:
1. Why do I have to catch a boat, to catch another boat, to get on a damn boat, to get to a boat? LMAO!
2. Kenya, I’m going to need you to act like you’ve got some sense, LOL!
3. What’s holding you back? Gregg, what’s wrong with my back? Hahaha LMAO!
4. They aren’t showing me anything, honey, I have been dancing for a 100 years! LOL!
5. My facial expression when Kenya talks about her Hollywood career… Falls out laughing, LOL!
6. The trash bag that hits me in the face while we are on the boat… Bust out into laughter!
7. Saying my album is dropping next week and that I’m going to law school, LMAO!
8. “The only reason they didn’t crown me with a crown, is because they crown me with dollars.” LOL!
9. Gregg says he hopes this boat holds his fat ass. LMAO!
10. No more excuses! A-whoop! LOL!
If nothing else, I suggest you put together a couples’ trip! Good couples and bad couples! You need to do this at least once in your life. Fun times are sure to come packed with a lifetime of memories! NOTE: In spite of the fact that Peter Thomas takes credit for “putting together” the RHOA Anguilla trip, the trip was in REALITY put together by business owners of the very tiny island… SH August 2012.
Thanks for watching and tune in next week for more drama and fun! I always live tweet, so follow me on Twitter @neneleakes.
Kisses everyone!
NL
On the next RHOA…
I figured when MeME busted out with the lawschool/Album quip that that was a dig at Kenya. Kenya didnt even realize. Or if she did she knew she didnt want to engage with MeMe.
MeME, I like that made! lol
bahahaha @ meME. I love it! I wish she would make that song. I loved the idea of a song about kim…it would be like
No more excuses, tired of your shit
Don’t want to hear you, moan whine and bitch
Your wig line didn’t heat up
But burnt your house down
Aint got no time for that
Just call me sweet brown
Youre a trainwreck
Should be embarrassed
pushed away all your friends
and your parents
Call you a nosey ho
The way you dig for gold
he put a ring on it
cuz your legs are never closed
glad he aint married
like big poppa
but his brain is missing
like jim hoffa
no more excuses awhoop
Can change your last name
But not your history
Why you got a show
Is such a mystery
In your land of delusion
you can do no wrong
sounded like a transvestite on a sex line
and called it a dance song
dont be tardy for the party
but your late for every payment
glad you kicked yourself to the curb
hit that road, and all the pavement
No more excuses, awhoop
So yeah you had some kids, and you finally snagged a man, too bad, he became your best friend mom and dad, its sad, for everything youve ever had, that you still feel so empty and just bitch and moan and nag, wont forget it was you fuckin a married man and bragged, wont forget it was you that lied about cancer you never had, wont forget it was you who told more fibs than wigs you have , wont forget it, but forget you, we finally took out the trash
No more excuuuuuuses…awhoooooooooop
She really finds herself funny. Wish I did.
MeMe is as fake as a plastic Holiday Tree IMHO.
I have to admit the second one is funny. Just turn to someone you know well , especially if you’re about to walk into a restuarant or store. Like you are seriously giving them a heads up. & then wait for their response
I have to admit this Nene is easier to watch..This Nene doest take herself too serious..Season 1Nene…♥ Her…… Kenya gotta sit down somewhere lawd she doing wayyy too much..
I enjoyed Nene this episode. She can be over the top and just a pain in the ass at times but she has been kind of calm and funny in this episode. Kenya on the other hand really needs a come to Jesus talk.
I get a kick out of Nene when she is light and funny. Happy she didn’t ride Kim to death and blow it up into a smack down. If Nene plays it easy breezy and can laugh about the drama that is a wonderful thing.
Now that episodes NeNe is the NeNe Id like to hang with. Maybe the addition of psycho Kenya has taken the drama pressure off the Neenz. And she can see how some of her behaviors may have made her look a bit over the top. I may take some heat for this….but in my heart, and not my head, I would like probably pick NeNe to be a friend over any of the other HW on any show. i know some think she is selfish and self centered. Maybe she is. But thats one really cool thing about me…I have some low ass expectations for good time friends. Im really good for sayin…oh thats just NeNe…no worries. And while she may be blunt…I usually think she is right. And she has worked hard to get noticed, to stand out from the others. Best if luck, NeNe!
I can appreciate your sentiments, Parkview. I can never find myself seriously hating on NeNe. She’s ballsy and outspoken and she will get in your face, but she’s not a back stabber like most of them. I think she has the ability to be a loyal friend (unlike Kim) and I think she really loves Greg. Too bad she’s too good for him. If she can forgive that man, she has a real forgiving heart…she’s got me beat. So, here’s to NeNe…stay strong and NEVAH, EVAH let ‘em see ya sweat!
I loved Nene in this episode! She had me laughing through out the show. I can admit that she can be a bit much at times but she is by far one of my favorites from all the HW franchises.
Thanks for the support Slaen. You said it best…cant find myself hatin on NeNe either. I give props to NeNe for trying to work it out with Greg. I hope he appreciates her. She must have some strong feelings for him to let him back in like she has. I wish them the best of luck!
I must have misplaced my sense of humor because I don’t get it., When one person is laughing, it’s a private joke. Thanks for sharing NeNe.
bahahahaha. NeNe is just plum tickled with herself.
pjbottoms, I too must have misplaced my sense of humor because I dont get get either!? I believe Nene/Meme was very tipsy and is embarrassed of herself, complaining again about this and that, and then kinda having to (beg) Greg for some S-E-X and acting a fool with the dancing & flirting and then showing Kenya how to give it to her man ( Walter) and then wanting to SEE his HO ewww, right in front of Greg.Yea thanks for sharing your bs Nene
I enjoyed Nene this week. She was laid back and fun.. Hopefully it stays that way but I doubt it.