STOOPIDEST HOUSEWIFE OF 2013…SH Readers Have Voted!!


SH readers have cast their votes for the Stoopidest Housewife of 2013… and it’s a landslide!

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It comes as no surprise that the title will be bestowed upon JAX LAURITA!



As the winner of the poll, there are a bazillion gazillion reasons for BubbaJax gettin’ the sceptre, crown and sash… and as soon as we can find those items, which have been in storage for over a year… we’ll be presenting BubbaJax with the sceptre, crown and sash, presently being “virtually” worn by the outgoing 2012 Stoopidest Housewife, Cynthia Bailey!

As this is a READER selection, we would like to hear from YOU as to WHY you voted for BubbaJax to receive this once-in-a-lifetime honor.

Leave your reasons for making BubbaJax the winner of “Stoopidest Housewife of 2013″…  comments will be included in the OFFICIAL announcement!

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NOTE:  The SH storage locker containing the accoutrements which BubbaJax, as the “Stoopidest Housewife” is entitled, was recently auctioned off on “StorageWars”!!  

We are now in the process of hunting down the dastardly demon who would be strutting around tryin’ to pass themselves off as the winner of “Stoopidest Housewife”!!

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This also serves as a toodle-ooo to BigDummy Cynthia Bailey!  

SO… a big “bye-bye”… cheerio… see ya later… adieu… adios… hasta la vista… have a nice day… parting is such sweet sorrow…  so long and ta-ta… to 2012 winner, Cynthia!




The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s…


Cynthia Bailey… Cynthia was very happy when she heard the news of being crowned 2012 STOOPIDEST HOUSEWIFE!

We are so pleased with Ms. Cynthia Bailey as the 2012 STOOPIDEST HOUSEWIFE!  

Cynthia is joining an elite group!  There have only been two Housewives to have held this honor before Cynthia… Lynne Curtin and Kelly Bensimon…HERE.

We attempted to present Ms. Bailey with her official sash,  scepter and crown; however, Ms. Bailey is still heavily involved in her “model search” and could not be reached…  

…not even to comment!

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This scene from the last season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta was the seed which started Cynthia on the path to snaring the coveted title “2012 Stoopidest Housewife!”

There will be more to come as to how and why Ms. Bailey was chosen over the SH reader favorite and top runner Jax Laurita.  Sorry, Jax… maybe next year!

Note to Cynthia:  Had you been around longer, you may have had the title sooner!