MELISSA GORGA, KATHY WAKILE AND GAY ROSIE: Dental “ToysForTots” Drive… Get a Fiat!

December 6, 2012

Melissa Gorga, along with Kathy Wakile and her sister, GayRosie, have joined with a local dentist in a “ToysForTots” drive…

RHONJ Gorga Dentist Toys

RHONJ Gorga Dentist

“Exclusions Apply”???  Hmmm…. after perusing Dr. Rauchberg’s site, it seems that you must already be a patient and your friend also has to get some dental work done… or you won’t be eligible for that motorcycle with four wheels!   BUT… if you’re thinkin’ of finally gettin’ some teeth work done, you better double-check with their office to make sure you’re entered for that luxury car!!

RHONJ gorga dentist car


NOTE:  Here’s probably the “exclusions” which would eliminate YOU from winnin’ that Bentley RollsRoyce Mercedes Lamborghini Fiat:

  • You must have become a US citizen in the past six months
  • You must have at least THREE brothers… all whom need major dental work
  • You must have donated one kidney to a complete stranger
  • You must bring the doctor who performed the kidney surgery to your dental appointment
  • You must speak Russian
  • You must be proficient in playin’ the accordian
  • You must sleep on only 2300 thread-count sheets
  • You must wear a LaPerla bra to your dental appointment
  • Men must wear Timberland boots
  • You must never sue Dr. Rauchberg
  • You must NOT like Fiats

(Thanks to SH reader “KK”!!!)