December 6, 2012
This news is painful! WHY? Because it just is… cannot imagine Kim perfecting anything but a straight dive!
Kyle Richards is draggin’ her sister, Kim Richards, into some rough waters… literally!
Kyle and Kim will be participating in a “Dancing With The Stars”-like special, based on a German TV show, which will air on Fox next month.
From EOnline:
Real Housewives of Beverly Hillscastmembers Kim and Kyle Richards, Jersey Shore’s JWoww, Terrell Owens and more famous faces have joined Fox’s new reality special Stars in Danger: The High Dive, debuting in January. Think Dancing With the Stars…but with diving boards! NOTE: Are there any more “FAMOUS FACES” than Kyle???
Based on a long-running German program, Stars in Danger will put the celebs through a crash course of Olympic-style diving, including solo high diving and synchronized diving.
More details from Deadline.com:
In Fox’s Stars In Danger: High Diving, approximately eight celebrities from different areas will first complete a crash-course in diving techniques, overseen by a renowned diving coach. After an intense training period, which will be featured in the special, they will compete in a series of Olympic-style dives, including solo high diving and synchronized diving, from a variety of heights ranging from 3, 5, 7.5 and 10 meters.
An expert judging panel will award points and eventually narrow down the men, women and teams until the finalists battle it out dive-for-dive to determine the winner. Because of the different length — two hours vs. three for the original — the Fox version [there will be an ABC-produced version] will be “much tighter and more focused on the drama of the celebrities stepping out of their comfort zone and getting tested in a way they had never been tested before,” Murray said.
NOTE: So happy for Kim Richards to be doing other show-biz type stuff… her next move should be something where her sister ain’t attached!
OH!! There are so many possibilities with this one… will re-visit it later! Watch for updates!!
THIS is what we wanna see… can Kyle and Kim do it??
Really low budget show.Terrell Owens and JWow are struggling too to be relevant and make $$.
Bunch of has beens.
SH, I LOVE the photos you’ve included on this one. Can’t wait for Vyle to take a huge belly-flop.
Kyle’s way of feeling important. Attach yourself to everything your sister does. She needs to learn to do something that’s just her. No leaning on her sis ’cause you know her sis is the messed up one ;P
Oh this should be fun. Kyle you don’t know what you’ve gotten yourself in for unless of course you are being trained.
I just noticed something about the finger-pointing video — Swine’s head bobbing up and down.
That ALWAYS cracks me up… she does it perfectly in time with the finger pointing.
Could it be because the “slut pig” line was a rehearsed line and it almost looks like SWINE is saying it with them in her head?
I’d say that’s very possible. Hmm..
I think you are right Made… It looks set up.. Why does the one that doesn’t have a name know what the Richards are saying…
I noticed that too. Looks like Swine’s lips are saying the same thing they are, definitely looks like that was rehearsed.
I thought Kyle is afraid of everything. All she will do is get up on the diving board and freak. I hope they have to wear swimming caps so she can’t hide behind her hair and everyone can see her hag face! lol
Vyle will be saying a prayer “Please God, whatever you do, make me look good….even if that means a belly flop for Kim…so I look better.”
She’ll need an extra large cap for all that witch hair.
For real! Cher was the only person who could pull that look off. And that was in the 70′s!
Great point, Mouth. I think Cher looked so much better before the plastic surgery.
ITA. She was cute. She should’ve stopped after her nose job.
The song to this video is sooooo perfect for Kim.
made, This song….brought tears to my eyes. I thought your comment along with this song, hit the nail on the head__ JMO!
Yes. Very sad.
as a German that knows the show, I will tell you that it’s dangerous. just a few weeks ago somebody was badly hurt training for this show. Stephen Dürr was hurt so bad that his spine is unstably and he needs surgery. After the accident he was in induced coma now he has paralysis in arms and legs. We can only hope that he will get better.
I would think that this is not the best thing for Kim, her body is already burdened with healing what the alcohol did. Walking is a challenge for her how is this going to work?
Whoa! That is awful. I wonder if Kyle and Kim know about this guy. Kyle was afraid of a dang golf cart going fast!
I was thinking how dangerous diving is and divers train for years to compete in the Olympics. It seems they are trivializing that diving is a serious sport. Remember even Greg Louganis hit his head on the diving board during competition.
Vyle on national TV in a bathing suit would also be a hideous sight.
I am picturing Kyle in a batwing swim suit.
LOL. We’ll see soon enough, won’t we?
If I was going to watch this I would make sure not to be eating. Hag face in a bathing suit, cap and no makeup will be more disturbing than the worst Hoarders episode. They best be putting a ” images may be disturbing to some viewers” warning. And I hate to break it to ole hagface but diving off of diving boards with your sis won’t make thee a huge star again. Sheesh!
Andy may want to steal this idea for a new show starring his pal Rosie — “M*ff Diving With the Stars.”
Good one! But the visuals that brings up makes me damn near vomit! Andy may call you about that idea so stay by your phone. He might use it one day if Bravo sinks any lower into the reality tv toilet.
LOL, vomit is right.
the lady pond edition.
Oh and P.S. Andy, I dont know what ladies you have been polling but if any of their nether regions resemble a pond then…. they need to get that thing stitched up. For real.
Lol!
bahahahaha at that point you are just resembling a well oiled purse….ew
hotdog down a hallway
Hilarious, Made.
LOL Hers…I can’t believe you wrote this….BUT I loved it
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I almost can’t believe I wrote it, either, but it was too good to pass up so my inner high school boy took over.
ITA. When a gem like that pops in ones brain….you just can’t pass on it!!
LOL, I guess so.
ROFL!!! M*ff Diving with the Stars is BRILLIANT! (Yes, I’m yelling because it’s funny
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Thank you, thank you, ChemGeek.
the cheese factor is high on this one….
yup….!
Is this diving show the New Circus of the Stars? Only washed up people participate
Yeah and the classic Battle Of The Network Stars. It’s like the 70′s all over again. I feel bad for the washed up stars sometimes. Like aren’t they embarrassed. But I guess a paycheck is a paycheck.
Diving is not as easy as it looks!
Another reason for Vyle to humiliate her beloved sister.
I have a feeling Vyle won’t be any better at this than Kim.
I think Kim needs the money and that’s why they’re both going to be on that show. Which also makes me wonder, WHY did Kim take such offense to Brandi’s “false” accusation about Crystal Meth? She was sobbing almost hysterically, in the bathroom, about it last episode. And btw, HOW does someone Kim’s age, drink to excess and remain SOOO thin?
Maybe it wasn’t a false accusation? Kim’s a total crackpot IMO. I couldn’t stomach watching the last episode, after having seen too many clips.
That bathroom scene was crazy. Notice how SWINE was in there too, lurking about so she could report back to her leader vyle. Cant stand SWINE and her crazy is really coming out this season. Anyways, back to the bathroom, how is it that crybaby kim has never heard of meth? If brandi has to keep apologizing for her meth comment, then that druggie kim should have to explain why was going on in the bathroom. Maybe meth was the wrong word brandi used. So Kim, what was it you were doing?… crack, coke, bath salts, oxy’s, xanax,…. WHAT KIM? STFU u big bratty crybaby or GET THE HELL off the show. The only reason everyone kisses your ass is because of your sister. The only reason those ladies don’t laugh in your face is because of your sister. The only reason you are on this show is because of your sister. It’s pathetic. Surely, watching the show sober (so u say) this season, you can see how bizarre and weird you are compared to the other women. Notice how kim has put on weight. Those chicken wing arms in the mud room and that suitcase of a purse you were carrying when going to yolanda’s house to cover you big, fat ass. You know what meth is kim. People that use it sometime get skinny and then when they stop, they gain weight. Come on kim, own it!
I didn’t notice any weight gain, but that would explain the loose, flappy clothes she was wearing to camouflage it. I do agree that the only reason she is on the show is because of Kyle, who knows how desperately she needs money–all those years of working/married to millionaires and no assets to speak of. (I wonder if she can still fit into little kid size clothing, like Kyle mentioned to Adrienne while shopping?)
I’m just waiting for the moment Kyle goes all Tonya Harding on Kim. I hope the announcers call Kyle by Kim’s name once or twice, just so I can watch her head explode.
Kneecap busting time! I could see Kim crying “why, why?”
Oh Ryan, That would be SO…funny! I think Vyle’s head would start spinning round and round….. as she started spewing pea soup!
This is so embarrassing. I’ll probably cover my eyes watching this.
This is going to be comedic glory. First either Kyle is going to have to hide her mane in a swimming cap or we are going to be treated to the image of her surfacing from beneath the water looking like a low-rent wet version of Cousin It. Then she is either going to have to wear a really unflattering bathing suit OR make herself look like a total ass by insisting on wearing another one of her caftans. She will also be faced with having to climb up in to the diving board wearing five inch heels or she will be forced to let everyone see her short little oompa loompa legs. I also think they should hire Brandi just to stand next to the pool in a bikini. Plus there is a good chance Kyle will start to melt into nothing but a pile of hair and false eyelashes the moment water touches her lizardy skin.
I got to admit, it would be pretty funny to see ‘Bombshell-Brandi’ in a bikini standing next to the diving board, gesturing her hand towards the diving board as the they announce “and now Vyle Richards…stepping onto the board….”
YES!
HI Hers:). Hope you had a good day in L.A today!
Hi KTGirl — It was gorgeous here today. I hope yours was, too. Have a good wknd.
How stupid..grow up…
shelagh5: For the record, I would love to see Kim do well!
Kyle will do a split in her dive. You read it here first.
Funny!
Lol, Sparkle, I think you might be right.
While doing her trademark helicopter hair and lizard lip licking.
Did anyone hear the spectacularly BSC rant Kim had at the buffet in Ojai? I had to hit rewind and slap the captions on it was sooooo Bizzare!! Here it is word for word for your entertainment: “you don’t have to knock people over; it’s not going anywhere, they don’t have legs; they’re not going to run into the pink moment” It was pure magical looney-ness!!!