July 22, 2012 9:30 am UPDATE December 3, 2012
If you were planning on sharing intimate moments with Shana/SWINE/Shaft on her March 2, 2013 cruise… along with her Mother and Dr. NoSocks… you’re outta luck!
Shana’s very exciting cruise plans have been
cancelled postponed! Received the following from a SH reader:
Thank you for your interest in the sailing with Taylor but unfortunately we had to postpone. I will keep your information and should things change I will be happy to contact you.
As mentioned on SH July 24, 2012… Shana was tryin’ to get her cast mates to join her. Guess that plan tanked, too…
From SH reader “skidly”… sung to the theme of “Love Boat”…
|Scams, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We will be grifting you.
Scams, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats away from you.Scam Boat soon will be making another run
The Scam Boat grifts something from everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won’t hurt anymore
Shana is now taking the route of has-been TV sitcom ‘stars’… hosting a cruise!
As a Participant of this Special Group with Taylor Armstrong you will receive:
- Readings from Taylor’s New York Times Bestselling Novel “Hiding From Reality”
- Taylor Armstrong will take you behind the scenes of her reality television series Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
- Taylor discusses Beverly Hills on a Budget/Living in Luxury without Breaking the Bank
- Beauty Tips with Taylor
- Fitness and Dieting Tips
- Private Cocktail Reception
- Photo Op with Taylor Armstrong
- Taylor’s Book signing Personalized for all participating passengers
The week-long cruise hosted by Armstrong focuses on wellness, fitness, empowerment, enhancing friendship, family ties and personal relationships and takes a look behind-the-scenes at reality TV and the Beverly Hills lifestyle. Each participating passenger will receive a complimentary copy of Armstrong’s Hiding from Reality, personally autographed by Armstrong. Armstrong’s interactive activities with participating passengers include discussions, readings from Hiding from Reality, workshops, small-group breakout sessions, group onshore excursion and cocktail reception. The once-in-a-lifetime cruise experience makes stops at exotic Mexican Riviera ports of call Puerto Vallarta, Mazatlan and Cabo San Lucas.
Armstrong said in an official statement:
“Come sail with me on this fabulous seven-day Mexican Riviera cruise aboard the ms Zaandam to work on our tans, learn how to get in shape, talk about last season on my TV show, enjoy the savory meals an activities on board and actively discuss and explore our personal growth, so we’re living well and loving it!”
Jamie Unger, Group Sales Manager at CruisesOnly added, “It is an exciting opportunity to work with Taylor Armstrong to offer participating passengers the chance to share in Taylor’s experiences while focusing on many avenues of personal growth,” said Jamie Unger, Group Sales Manager for CruisesOnly. “It is always rewarding to be able to plan and promote unique cruises, especially offering travelers “backstage” access to the world of Hollywood and the opportunity of empowerment to enhance relationships.”
(Thanks to SH readers “KateH” “PDM” “Jonquil” and “S” and “anon”!!!)