Well, who didn’t know this! Crooks and Vicki are done…
We kinda smelled the burn from Vicki’s tires racin’ away from Crooks back in July, but REALLY knew it two months ago!
Ya just know that all the “reality stars” are sending their condolences!
AND… other “reality” Z-listers are gloating over the news…
We will remember Vicki and Crooks… ah, good times!!
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STOOPID HOUSEWIVES
It’s about time.
Amen!!
Now I can enjoy my holidays.
Me thinks she picked her grandson over Crooksie. Can’t wait to see what madepiley will post
Thank the Lord. I hope we have seen the last of Crooks.
Crooks,
“as she does me” yeah right I bet she does!!!!
Love,
Made
Oh my. Perfection MP. Perfection!
Thank. I dont for one minute think that Vicki really wishes him well.
Me, either. Where are her comments about the situation?
Ugh me neither. Aargh I just hate it when a jerk like Crooks presumes to speak for her. The vid clip was spot on Made. Can we give you the SH equivalent of an Oscar?
Yes!!
We love ya made!
BAMBLOOPBLONK!
LMAO Made, I’ll read any post just for your feedback!
And that’s not a diss on Ms. SH, she does the heavy lifting and actually watches this crap for us, she’s a hero!
She is fabulous. Thanks Minn
Yes! Delivered like Dominos
Guess the bottom fell off the love tank
lol.
I think the love tank blew up.
It had a leak.
No, the hose came out of the gas tank.. oopsie !
I guess Bravo didn’t offer Crooks any money to be on the show…so he beat feet away. I think Vicki is better off without him. His presence caused conflict with her daughter, she should pay attention to that.
Poor Icki her love tank is going to be empty for a while.
Maybe her and Donn can get back together now. I hesitate to wish that on Donn though.
I’ve always thought that Don was a good match for her and I think she was an idiot to want a divorce from a man that tolerates her. But yes, Don might be better off without her.
Don’t forget about Don visiting that creepy swingers club…
With you on this one! I like Don he always seemed like a decent person; if not maybe Vicki needs some time to herself. I hope she can make amends with the other ladies but I hope she doesn’t have influence on Tamballs again, I think Tamballs is a nicer person without Vicki.
With Crooks he probably siphoned her love tank!
lol no sh*t!
I wonder if Vicki had to give that “ill-fitting” fur coat?
LOL. I think that was a rental but It would be par for the course if Crooksy regifted that to… babymomma.
Please allow me to clear my throat and recite my poem….
He came from Mississippi,
To fill up a love tank…
He found a crazy housewife,
Who had a lot of bank…
Along the way things faltered,
And didn’t go his way…
At least he got some new teeth,
That’s all I have to say….
(Thank you, Thank you…as I exit the stage to thundering applause…)
Hey – I think I’m dreaming…lol
OM Gosh — that’s great, Stan!
Awesome!
stan: LOL!!! You got a way wit dem words! TFC!! SH
Stoopid Housewives….You are my muse!!!!
Uh…We know a lot of BRAVO Housewives read your site, so I better include the definition…lol
MUSE: As a noun, it means a person — especially a woman — who is a source of artistic inspiration.
Bwahahahahahaha!
Go Stan!
LMAO (good one) * clap clap clap*
Fantastic. LOL.
Stan – that’s really great! I think Brokes could also sing:
“I come from Mississippi with a banjo on my knee.
I went to Orange County to have Vicki pay for me…
Oh, Oh, Tamra, don’t you cry for me.
I”ll find another lonely gal who hasn’t heard of me…”
Vicki seems to go for a certain physical type. If I were a greying bald man in OC, I’d run for the hills.
Hers you are on fire to nite am loving your posts girl! Little jewels one right after the other cracking me up. And I so agree.
Thanks, Aint! I must be at my best when fighting the temptation to crack into the hidden Christmas stocking candy because I need to lose a few pounds.
In addition to the bald trait, now men with jacked-up teeth should also run for the hills. Unless, of course, they want to have a veneer makeover financed by Icki.
LOL!!! You are funny.
Aww, man! You mean no more inspiring Hallmark Card quotables?!?
You know Crooksy is probably going to try to come out with his own line of greeting cards. He’s such a creeper!
He did get a nice new set of choppers as a parting gift, not to shabby
yeeehaw!
Oh my god, that’s my favorite line:
“You know what Buddy–YOU ain’t scared of me!’
I’ma use that next family fight. Thanks made! Get ‘em with total nonsense every time….
I’m gonna try that one too.
Here’s one that Crooky might try.
I loved, “you want me to kick yer neck off, boy?” That was another pee in your pants funny vid, Made. Makes my day!!!
Aha, I am glad Vicki is not that stupid after all! Now I hope she either doesn’t date at all, or looks for sane men with real jobs and real intentions…
No sane man would date Vicki. One viewing of her myriad drunken rants and it’s Thanks but No Thanks. Dennis Rodman, maybe.
If someone will date Swin, someone will date Vicki…lol
We allbroke up with him about a year ago, nice to finally see Vicki jump on board. lol.
Pity. They looked so happy just a short while ago. Well, Vickie did anyway.
Poor Icky. Maybe she’ll meet a new swarmy bald guy with a whole new passel of platitudes in the new year to fill up her love tank. I want to thank her for coming up with such romantic imagery as “love tank.” Whenever I picture her love life, I imagine a gas station and self-service. Maybe Kandi can give her some of those kegel bawls…..
LMAO I chuckled out loud at my office desk.
Vicki Gunvalson @vgunvalson
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That explains why Hallmark cards have gone into liquidation then.
Their Love Tank line of cards never quite caught on.
Love is blind
but she finally realized
we were all right
she saw the light
and kicked his azz to the curb
~Amen~
How could she not seen he was a grifter and a user from day one. Now, I am looking forward to the show. Sort of. No woman should be that desperate.
I just watched the reruns and it was very sad knowing what we know now. When she was crying to Tamra about a man to pray with, blah, blah, blah. Knowing full well she was icing Donn out and talking about Crooks, specifically. She did look desperate. I felt bad for her. For a minute I looked forward to the new shows but then I don’t know if I can handle her spin on the situation. She really bought everything he sold.
Stan, you said it all and much more entertaining-ly than I ever could! Vicki wants her teeth back, Brooksie!!!
I wonder if he got a nose job out of her before he split. He needed one especially since he got the new teeth. I would love to know how much money he swindled her out of.
IMHO, until Vickster gets professional help for her “alone” problems (meaning she can’t stand herself for any period of time), there will always be a string of new full service gas stations in her future. I am positive she did not pull outta the Crookster gas station until a new Pilot one was opened. Bigger, more offerings, and a “dump” site just in case the new one doesn’t work out.
Very true. I get it if she’s just attracted to him & wanted to spend a little time at that um station ;P but to bring him on the show just didn’t make any sense. He’s the type she should have kept in the background, he didn’t belong in her storyline on the show.
And forcing him down her daughter’s throat borders on unforgivable. Crooksy HAD to attend Briana’s wedding regardless of how THE BRIDE felt about it.
isn’t it interesting how she decided to call it quitz as the new season just started filming. Could it be, as stated sbove, that Bravo wanted nothing to do with that slimy grifter, AND that is why the “breakup”‘. My guess is he’s still filling her love tank(ICK), but on the DL.
Looking forward to her incessant hawking of VIcki’s Vodka on Bravo next season. “Screw the wine and limos, ladies…let’s all suck down some Vodka and stumble around the OC like our Russia friends.”
Im happy Vicki has seen the light..Amen Church..lol
Will be interesting to see how she & Tamara make amends. They were pretty blunt with each other last season.