November 27, 2012
Were you watching the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night? How closely were you watching? If you blinked, you may have missed some of the most phony important and interesting scenes!
Howz about Yolanda posin’ in her laundry room….
… ’cause ya know YoFo ain’t familiar with the laundry room!
The REAL person who does YoFo’s laundry tried to sneak by… TRIED…
YoFo tells Kim Richards that she’s not been on a “girl’s trip.” Uh, OK… but didn’t YoFo spend lotsa girl time on her Dutch reality show?
YoFo is friends with RHONY’s Carole Radziwill… Carole’s book is on YoFo’s book wall… Carole and YoFo tweet each other a lot!
Brandi’s modeling shots…
Lisa Vanderpump’s new hat…
Lisa bein’ snarky about Adrienne’s shoe line in the limo with new BFF Brandi…
Kyle-ee’s new lipstick…
Kyle-ee’s fashion choices…
Kyle-ee’s REAL reaction to sharing a room in Ojai…
Adrienne’s reaction to Kyle-ee’s reaction…
AND… of course, the obligatory BUTT shot.
The “BUTT” shot is usually of a HouseHusband, but they settled for SWINE…
Mauricio’s “butt” shot:
I thought the California girl look had always been the natural, the young Cybil Shpd look, and Cheryl Tiegs in her young modeling days… not looking like you weren’t wearing every bit of your grandmother’s make-up. Now it seems the CA look is gigantic fake boobs that must look fake, they want them to look fake and out of sync with their body types (Camille and others), big trout lips that look very awkward (even Kyle’s make me cringe), clothes that emphasize one is wearing a couple of sizes too small in everything and more make-up than a drag queen, IMHO making all these women look a decade older than they probably are. I live in the east and so maybe I was always mistaken?
It’s not just you who feels this way. I have long wondered do these broads not realize they don’t look younger, but simply desperate? Yikes, between Adrienne’s ridiculously overdone extensions, alien-like face work & trout pout and Shana’s, well, EVERYTHING, each episode is a lesson in cosmetic don’ts. (Is “don’ts” a word?)
Sure…more than one ‘don’t’ would be ‘don’ts’ in my book, and my oh my there are many with this group.
Oh dang that butt shot snuck up on me..Bleach please.That Brandi has legs that go on forever.
the last shot of brandi’s modeling looks JUST like Carmen Carrera (apologies to Carmen)– and the bum shot?? who wears a shorty nightgown and no chonies on a filmed for tv girls trip?? stinks of skank. nice image of a mother to a young daughter, huh?– i’m sorry if i came off of judgmental, just my opinion.
Is it just me but Brandy is really not that great looking.even in those modeling shots i just don’t get it.But she does have an awsome body.To this day i still think Lisa is the best looking out of all of them,my husband whi is only 45 said the same thing.I would think he would say Brandy but no.And please Kyle ,you dress up so gross.
I disagree. I find Brandi’s face to be perfectly symmetrical and beautiful. I guess it’s “to each his own”…
dosi i agree with you. i’ve always thought brandi was just kinda “meh” looking. her face wouldn’t turn my head at all. i suppose if someone likes stick thin girls, she has a nice figure. she does look nice in clothes (when she wears them
) i have no issue with her, just don’t really care for her looks.
Yolandas veneers are unnaturally white
Agreed, and what’s up with such fried hair? I mean, I know bleaching it to death like that wreaks havoc, but surely she’s got the $$ for some amazing hair product that would help, no?
I’ve recently read that she had a thyroid problem with some type of benign tumor that had to be removed and it caused her to have very dry hair.
Ahhh…that may explain it. I just thought it looked really funky for someone who has enough $$ to spend on hair (unlike myself…)
ah the good ole days….but irium??? wth is that?
ha ha does Ross on friends with the glow in the dark teeth come to mind? She does seem to sort of glow all around.
Coupla things… Is the red top Yofo is wearing designed that way? Or are buttons popping at the seams cuz it’s 2 sizes too small? Either way… yuck. And I know you guys say Vyle has man hands but Kim’s hands on Yofos back look like OLD MAN hands. Seriously! The forearm too. Especially the second pic. And are you sure Vyle and Adrienne are actually reacting to sharing a room or did they get a booster shot of Botox for the trip and are really trying to frown and are just unable to? …Vyle’s new lipstick looks like it’s applied by (and belongs in) a grease gun. Ewwww. Ok, I’m done.
c’mon ruth…tell us what you’re really thinking
OMG I know Cherry. I just can’t wrap my head around some of these women. I know they think they are fashion forward and they spend a fortune on their appearance, but I don’t really think they look any better for it. Their looks are forced. I know lots of women who look better at that age without half the effort and much less money. I started to watch these shows to see “how the other half lived” and I guess I’m just surprised at how unimpressed I am. I didn’t expect their personalities to make me want to pick them apart. These housewives cured me of my envy, that’s for sure. I DO think Lisa is a class act. She is who I envisioned would inhabit these shows. That’s the fluff entertainment I expected- not a bunch of women with the same mundane problems as everyone else. Granted they are magnified and much more exaggerated than the people I know, but the same general problems as the rest of us. They just have the money to paint over them with a bigger brush. Turned out this franchise is not an escape into a carefree lifestyle but an immersion in the dark side of faking the “good life”. So, since I tuned in to have some fun and Bravo didn’t provide it, I get to provide my own by pointing out the silliness of what I see. And their is plenty of that. Done….again.
I will say that what Kim had on this episode is stuff that would be right up my alley as of late(camouflages a multitude of sins if ya know what I mean) but on Kim it swallowed her up. Love the look though just needs to be on a bigger gal. Anyway I am grateful that the Mrs Roper look is sorta in style now. Sorta? Oh well. yippee or me!
Made, come and knock on my door.
We’ve been waiting for you….
Aww, that made me kinda sad. I miss John Ritter. He was so awesome in Slingblade as Von.
i like this dress too– kinda reminds me of sonja morgan’s dressing gowns.
Mrs. Roper’s caftans were the best.
I actually like Yolanda, she’s real cute but your right that shirt was a little small for her and that is why it looked like it was about to burst. But Lisa is the best looking out of the original. What gets me is I looked at Brandi’s old modeling photos and her now and they are almost like two different people. She must have had work done over the years because they don’t look at all but by a very passing to Brandi.
Oh here’s something that people may not have seen but will not forget.
I never noticed that Vyle was cross-eyed before. Also, if anyone needs a stylist it is her because she is obviously incapable of picking out clothes that she looks good wearing.
I agree. Vyle needs help dressing herself. Oddly, she just opened up a clothing boutique. It must be for the woman “who clashes with everything”.
Wow, she is a bit cross-eyed.
Swine has thick butt cheeks….yuck time
You really think so? I have to eggmit I thought it looked pretty good, even thought I would rather not have seen it in the first place.
I swear-3rd picture from the top-it looks like Rosie from RHONJ is Yo’s wash girl.
I thought the same thing.
I blew it up in photo shop and it sure does look like her. She has a twin, but what got me was Kim’s arm….and hand look at the blotches….
She’s crossing her eyes on purpose ya’ll. Come on now.
But her right eye isn’t crossed.