MARISA ZANUCK: Marisa’s HollywoodLife/BravoBlog… Marisa Pops Up On RHOBH December 7… Says Shana is a “Mess” and a “Buzzkill”…

November 23, 2012   HollywoodLife

Marisa Zanuck, “friend of the Housewives” and real friend of Kyle-ee Richards, despite  Marisa still working at Hilton and Hyland, is writing her observations of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for “HollywoodLife”… in preparation for writing her thoughts for Bravo.com when she slides into the RHOBH next month!

Marisa took off with family for a quick jaunt to Paris before coming back for Thanksgiving.  Marisa explained … again… that she will be showin’ up on the RHOBH on the December 7 episode.  Marisa also said that she was a “surprise” addition to the show… and suggested that everyone check her out on twitter @MarisaZanuck!  Marisa handles her twitter account all by herself!  Hard to believe… but true!

Marisa had this to say about Yolanda Foster:

Yolanda Foster is a class act, and her home is everything one would imagine it to be. As a real estate broker at Hilton and Hyland in Beverly Hills, I love seeing how homes reflect the people who live in them. Yolanda’s home matches her perfectly because it is beautiful and classy. That said, the house and the material things didn’t make Yolanda who she is, she is just a good and very cool person in general. Class is not defined by what you have; it is defined by how you behave. FYI, do not expect my house to have a glass refrigerator. Honestly, that would drive me crazy! I don’t have the patience Yolanda does to keep up a glass fridge — and trust me, there’s nothing exciting to see in mine!

And has THIS to say re Shana…

“… and once again Taylor was a mess. I was looking forward to hearing some of David’s music, but the broken record of Taylor’s gossip about sex muted that again. I really hope I don’t have to hear Taylor gossip about sex again because I just can’t take it anymore, especially when we all know it is a ridiculous rumor. Taylor: gossip, booze and sex don’t mix well together, its just gross. Taylor is a buzz kill.

Marisa says that there is a big change coming…

This episode had a lot of fun and happy moments, but trust me, that won’t last long. This season is going to be one of the most dramatic and shocking off all time. There are several things that happen this season that will change Beverly Hills forever.   NOTE:  Shana’s upcoming breakdown/intervention is the “dramatic/shocking” moment to which Marisa is alluding…

NOTE:  ”Friend” of the Housewives, Marisa Zanuck, has been doing a great job of promoting the RHOBH and promoting herself!   As SH told readers several montha ago, Shana is going to have a massive meltdown during the upcoming spa visit to Ojai.   Just like the one she had at Camille Colorado house, only worser!  WOO-HOO!!  Will Shana be the subject of an intervention?  Will Shana be sent off somewhere for her drunken antics?  OR… will, as mentioned almost a year ago, this be the beginning of Shana being phased out?   Shana’s OUT… Marisa’s IN 

  • HagfaceKyle was asked about Shana’s “health” in the following video from May 2012… which was filmed right outside of Kyle-ee’s house!  There was a pap waitin’ right outside of her house!  How the hell does that happen??  If you don’t know the answer to that question, here’s how:

HagfaceKyle:  Hey, do any of you guys over at TMZ have a few minutes?  ’Cause I’m just about to leave my house and I wanna talk about Shana.

TMZ:  Uh, Kyle… you know we have a satellite office in your front yard…

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67 Responses to MARISA ZANUCK: Marisa’s HollywoodLife/BravoBlog… Marisa Pops Up On RHOBH December 7… Says Shana is a “Mess” and a “Buzzkill”…

  1. Debra says:

    I think Taylor-Trash is vying for a stint in rehab to stay on the show. It worked for Kim, why not her?

    • LyndaS says:

      If that fails, Shana can go check in to Dr. Drew’s Rehab show and do her facial contortions there. Then, we’ll probably see her on “The Bachelor” trying to score another rich man. Ultimately, she end up on “The Biggest Loser” for skinny people.

  2. Ms K says:

    I have not watched one eposide of BH, Atlanta, and only two of Miami i feel so free!!!!!

    • gessiewtf says:

      I dropped Atlanta and I never watched Miami, Beverly Hills and NJ are the only ones of interest to me, and quite frankly, B.H. is hanging by a thread.

      • LyndaS says:

        yeah – it’s odd that Bravo makes that grifter, Shana, their centerpiece. She’s not a successful businesswoman (as purported in S-1). She’s definitely not a good mother (getting hammered every ep) or a great wife (anymore?)… Story lines built around that fool are wasted film and a waste of the viewers’ time.

      • sd says:

        I’m not watching Atlanta closely. It really is boring. I started big with Miami but I catch myself forgetting it is on. BH, I’m in there,mostly because I like YoFo but I really want to see SWINE go down.

    • Ms K says:

      I can stop by SH and get the scoop on Housewives and that it all I need.

      • MaRiley says:

        Agreed! SH rox my box tops! Yolanda and her husband do not belong amongst these creatures. I would have loved to have seen a “bodyguard” backhand Paul and just push the Lippy One out into the pool. I can’t believe that Adrienne could hold back..Love to see Swine shloshed (sp) up in a martial arts battle.

  3. Linda says:

    I don’t understand why Bravo still keeps her? ENOUGH! lol

    • Jillynnie says:

      That does seem to be Shana’s battle cry. Lol. Or, more accurately, her cry for the cameras to be pointed back at her. ENOUGH! ENOUGH!

  4. sd says:

    I’m not sure what to think about Marisa, I automaticly want to like her because she flat out slams SWINE but I will reserve judgement about her till after her segment airs. There is something high and mighty about her that I’m not digging. I guess we shall see.

  5. LyndaS says:

    Traylor Park Trash needs to stop opening her Gi-Normous mouth to change feet. She already ruined last season with her never ending tirades. Why do the viewers have to be pelted with more of her boozy hailstones? From the above comments, I think I’m going to like the addition of Ms. Zanuck to the cast.

  6. pjbottoms says:

    I hope Shana does get help. She is not fun to watch on camera. Like Kim, she should have gotten some help in the off season IMO.

    • Wesley!!! says:

      I think she needs to get her poo all together. I don’t know why Bravo think it’s fun for us to see someone self destruct.

  7. Elle_NL says:

    I love whoever call Trash bag on her BS, so she can be perfect addition if you ask me, who knows maybe she called Vyle on her fake friendship with trashy too.

  8. CH87 says:

    Marisa seems normal, likable AND she doesn’t fall for Swine’s bullshit. YES.

  9. BRAVO has allowed the problem with Trash to go on and on. It’s about time BRAVO takes responsibilty for it and either sends her to re-hab or lets her go. I feel bad for Kennedy but there are people who will watch over her.

  10. How can she see over the dashboard?

  11. BritishBev says:

    Just clicked on this link after commenting on the previous post about Swine and mentioned the upcoming break down lol. It seems from reading that Marisa isn’t a fan of the b*llsh*t brigade either, I’m looking forward to seeing her this season.

    I have to say though, the pap’s around the car shouting like a bunch of high school oxymorons “omg, she’s all over the place, she’s going to fall over”, ok I could have bought that sense of drama if it was the statue of liberty about to topple, now that would warrant such an alarming response. But a drunk Traylor being helped into the car, was soooooo OTT, a few “wheeey heeeeys” would have been more commical!

    • sd says:

      BB, Lmao, you make an excellent point!

    • lobstahsmaht says:

      They were trying to get her to react. They are like vultures. It’s sickening to see. I don’t like Taylor, but she is a very sick woman in desperate need of therapy (real therapy, not that quack).

      • LoveVegas says:

        The paps behavior sickened me as well. These are the kind of nards who get off on filming somebody getting mugged or worse. Bottom feeders.

  12. Slaen says:

    I’m tired of Taylor’s melt downs too…jeeze, she is one sloppy drunk. She always has some half-baked reasons for her rude behavior. She was in some kind of anger state. So? Who isn’t?! Some people actually have a little class and don’t have to be wasted to have a good time. This is hard for the alcoholic binge drinker, because they want to get smashed, and since it’s a depressant, they become real downers. Taylor is gruesome to watch in that state. Mostly, I’m tired of her victim attitude.

  13. Savonna says:

    Taylor really came off pretty trashed & trashy. At the same was rude, immature, looked scarey & a total buzzkill, yes.
    Kim Richards does not seem sober to me. I’m sorry, I’m no doctor but shoot I’ve been around enough drunkass, high ass loser trying ot hide that fact & IMHO the chick is still using.
    Does bravo just get off on all these addicts making asses of themselves on TV???? Kim, Trailor, Ramona etc??? Sad really.

    • Debra says:

      I really think Kim needs the money too desperately to walk away. Wasn’t it reported that she was “homeless” after leaving Ken2 and had to move in with the Hiltons, who ultimately checked her into rehab? Not everyone had a perfect childhood and she needs to admit that at least she had a lot of opportunities the majority of us didn’t. There are kids out there who HAD to work to help support their families and they weren’t driving around in Ferrari’s or Porsche’s either.

      • Hers says:

        Agreed, Debra. Kim’s a total crackpot, but if she left the show, what would Vyle’s storyline be? From day one, all we’ve heard from Vyle is how Kim’s a *uck-up and makes bad decisions. Blah blah blah.

  14. sarahspeaks says:

    Does anyone else wonder – like me – what it is Bravo knows about Taylor that we don’t ??? With all we “do” know about her and her awfulness I am completely baffled why they keep her as part of this cast and even more why any of theses women continue any kind of relationship with her – she’s poison. It wouldn’t matter to me so much if a little girl wasn’t involved – where on earth is her family in all this ??? She must have burned alot of bridges – it’s all such a mystery to me !

  15. JH says:

    I don’t care what she’s been through, Taylor is just a jerk. Her attitude at the party had nothing to do with being in a sad place; it was all about trying to create drama in the name of her “friendship” with Linda Thompson. She probably thought it was a good way to forge a new ally (with Thompson), since all her old ones seem to be leaving her behind. The woman is a con-artist and a creep, but mostly she’s just annoying, insufferable, and shallow.

    • Debra says:

      Hmmmm, I just thought of something. Didn’t she say Linda is her “BEST” friend? I wish someone would call in, when she’s on TV or radio, and ask then why didn’t she ask HER to be Kennedy’s “Godmother?”

      • Jillynnie says:

        Oh, that’s right! Great point! Although, we ALL know the reason why she wanted Maloof to be it. I still love that moment on the reunion when Shana was shot down. Crickets.

  16. laceys says:

    Bravo isn’t responsible for Taylor in any way shape or form I am sure they kept her this year maybe due to a contract or maybe just to make sure she had some kind of income for her child. Just like Kim, Taylor will have to hit rock bottom to finally wake up and say she needs help. Look how long we knew about Kim and Bravo kept letting her on the show and she had minor children too. I think i will love Marisa. She seems to be another who calls it like she see’s it. She should stir the pot alittle with Adrienne and Taylor.

  17. MaRiley says:

    @pjbottoms What a monsterous turd she is; and that music gives me a massive cramp!! What a rotten excuse for a woman she is flouncing around in those clothes and pretending for a damn advertisement. The way she turns it on and off is very frightening. Her daughter must be terrified to ever piss the Queen off, or even be a grieving little girl. I’m among those who believe Russell would never choose to leave his daughter alone with that Freak Show.

    • pjbottoms says:

      @MaRiley…I just laughed thinking how Taylor would style a “monstrous turd” if one was delivered to her. I can picture her holding it up and saying, “I must tell my stylist that I prefer little turds.”

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