November 19, 2012
DonCaro and BubbaJax and their crew graced StacksPancakeHouse in Paramus NJ with their presence on Saturday, where they greeted “fans” and signed bottles of that black stuff. The following DOES suggest that da Don and Bubba will be back for Season FIVE of the RHONJ…
Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita along with Chris and Albie Manzo and Chris Laurita spent Saturday afternoon in Paramus at Stacks promoting their Blk. water and the upcoming filming for the new season of Housewives.
NOTE: It seems from the above sentence dat da Manzoid/Lauritas may have been filming during this visit to Stacks. However, after chatting with Stacks, we can clarify that there were no Bravo cameras at this “event”… and the photos included in the link above are deceiving! Stacks said there were not many “fans” breakin’ down the Stacks doors to see the DonCaro crew.
The funniest part of the “Stacks chat”: Stacks was asked when da Manzoid/Lauritas would be back to Stacks… Stacks suggested to check their twitter! Stacks said that they were all on their phones sending messages while there!
Almost forgot… “A portion of the proceeds from this event are being donated to Autism Speaks. Autism Speaks is the world’s leading autism science and advocacy organization.”




Wow! Looking through those photos, I’ve never seen da Don smile that much. It looked like an authentic smile. Maybe they had a family meeting and decided she needed to have perma-smile for the event. Chris looked half awake and Jax always looks the same with her waxy face.
On another note, I don’t think these two will be back. I think if anything, Bravo will do the Sandy footage and fade away from da Laurita/Manzoids. The focus will gently shift to new ‘wives. I am set to watch a marathon of the first two seasons in anticipation of Danielle coming back.
You know, I never thought of that possibility, Chem. Maybe Jac and Chuck are technically “coming back”, but only for a few episodes. (Fingers crossed)
If BRAVO is reading this, lord knows as a viewer I can’t get enough of angry and/or crazy women signing bottles at a pancake house, but those gals look tired. Put them out of their misery. RETIRE them.
I think your totally right. They may be getting ready to phase the Manzo’s and Laurita’s out (if they even are coming back next season).
Wow, Ms. SH! Getting the inside scoop direct from “Stacks” is very impressive!
We all know that SH is the most credible RH blog out there and this is just one example of how you go the extra mile to be sure we have the full story and the real facts.
Just wanted to say THANK YOU!
@realmafiagrandmother- if you don’t think SH is a reliable source, why read it?
@Suziezee — Reread RMG’s comment.
She said “most credible”…where are you getting that she thinks SH is an unreliable source?
Reading comprehension FTW.
Bottles of excrement signed by unpopular scammers, famous in thier own minds. What a treasure.
I agree, that cracked me up, lol!
@ DDisher – LOL I said something similar down thread, though not as wittily!
Hey the Manzos are IMPORTANT!! Just ask Carowhine
From the article: “The beverage’s black color comes from a chemical reaction between the water and fulvic acid, and is said to be part of the drink’s allure.” – Um, yeah, sure……ALLURE!
The only ppl engaging them in those pics were kids. I guess their parents were there too, but I just can’t imagine an ADULT wanting a bottle of dirt water signed by Caroline Manzo.
Lastly, I have to say again, those Manzo boyz seem positively ALLERGIC to getting a real job. Signing dirt water bottles in Jersey pancake houses with their angry, old mother and crazy aunt? Quite a life they’ve carved out for themselves! They’re taking the world by storm!
I noticed the kids also. Maybe the kids were all on a syrup sugar high so mom and dad had them go stand in line so they could enjoy their coffee. That’s what I would do. Unfortunately my girls watch RHONJ with me so I’d probably just leave after eating. No way I’d waste a Saturday morning at a restauraunt with a table full of slackers and scammers hawking junk science. Perhaps I could use it as a learning experience for the kids; see the unsuccessful scavenging for suvival in their own habitat. How many of those kids are actually going to convince their parents to buy black water? Very few I would imagine.
The only way I’ll watch Caroline Manzo again is if BRAVO’s storylines highlight what a pathetic a*shole she is. They could do this by, I dunno, doing something like filming them signing bottles at a pancake house.
Good one!
& what’s with Chris M.? His looks have really changed over the past season.
HEY THERE’S AN IDEA!! lmao
Carowhine looks like she has one of those wax smiley thingies in her mouth. She looks totally unnatural and ridiculous smiling. A scowl fits her face much better.
Jax’s face isn’t moving in those pictures at all, from her mouth up.
Funny.
They are trying super hard to smile….it looks painful. They should’ve smoked a doobie or something so everything could be funny….at least their smiles would look genuine.
What does “used in alternative healing circles for centuries” mean? Sounds like balderdash and poppycock. Someone commented in the Paramus Patch that comment. They best not be saying that this crap heals people. Someone please report these POS.
Caroline Manzo’s sons, Albie and Chris Manzo, along with Jacqueline Laurita’s husband, Chris, are partners in this calorie- and caffeine-free, all natural health and energy drink. It’s Canadian spring water infused with fulvic acid, a natural nutrient-rich compound that has been used in alternative healing circles for centuries.
The water comes from NJ.
Man do they lie.
Stacks? They musta thought there wuz some monies in there?!
A stack =’s $1,000 or so they say.
Here in the south we just go to the gas station for black water, but we just call it 89 octane and fill our trucks up.
I’ve seen the f you pic before but didn’t notice how much boobie she was flashing. Thats a lot of pillow top but only a small portion of the whole thing! Am I remembering correctly that she said she was a J cup? So that’s what breastfeeding til menopause does. There are only 16 letters left in the alphabet. She should wean them off before ZZ Top is referencing her bra size and not a great band.
Is it just me or is Jax starting to look like a potato head?
It’s not just you.
No it’s not just you, she’s starting to look creepy….
An Asian potato.
Hahaha. Her potato head definitely has asian *eyes*. teehee
Only reason I want to see the Manzo-Laurita clan back is to see them exposed for all their ridiculous lies and to own up to it all especially their deliberate and sickening treatment of the Giudice family,esp Tre and ESPECIALLY GIA (yes, I am yelling).. Can’t stand Gang mentality.
Big Al has a resturant, why aren’t they hosting families displaced by Sandy for the Holiday, instead of making fools of themseves signing autografts at a pancake joint?