GRETCHEN ROSSI, SLADE SMILEY: Wretched Wearin’ Her Canary Diamond Ring… Grayson Smiley Still In NYC Intensive Care Unit…

November 12, 2012

                   “Just take $253,742 outta my purse… and get me that ring!”

Wretched Rossi and Slade Slimey gave an update about Slade’s son, Grayson…

From the PghPostGazette

Mr. Smiley, who attended the event with his girlfriend — he was almost as popular among the ladies as Ms. Rossi — said his son Grayson is still recovering, a month after his 13th brain surgery since his tumor was discovered in 2005.

“He’s still putting up a good fight,” said Mr. Smiley, who said the surgery was necessary to reduce the tumor size enough to make the tumor more responsive to chemotherapy treatments. “It has affected our lives in such a major way.”

The boy remains in the intensive care unit at New York-Presbyterian Hospital “fighting for his life,” Ms. Rossi said.

…and from the sounds of it, they’re engaged…

“Though the couple weren’t spilling any details about whether they might be engaged, Ms. Rossi was sporting what appeared to be a canary-yellow diamond ring on her left ring finger.

Mr. Smiley said fans of the show would have to tune in this season to find out whether the two will finally tie the knot.”

NOTE:  Wretched also mentioned her anguish of having to care for her “fiance” Jeff Beitzel during his last days.

The tickets for a glimpse of Wretched and Slimey were goin’ for $100 each…  actually $109.50!  Wretched is the first to tack on the extra $1.50 for printing your own ticket!!

NOTE:  As for Wretched bein’ engaged to Slimey… where else were they gonna go with the Wretched/Slimey story line???  Guess we’re all gonna have to endure the ups and downs of their “engagement”… their next story line will be whether they marry or not.  But, their wedding will have to wait until HoneyBooBoo of the OC, Tamballs Barney marries the love of her life, Ellie!  

Heather Dull-BRO helps Slimey shop for engagement rings…  Wretched musta broke down and bought herself the canary diamond…

18 comments on “GRETCHEN ROSSI, SLADE SMILEY: Wretched Wearin’ Her Canary Diamond Ring… Grayson Smiley Still In NYC Intensive Care Unit…

  1. Maybe if they are engaged we will be spared the agony of the whole ridiculous Slimey getting a vasectomy reversal so Wretchen can have a baby phony storyline.


  2. Slime can’t care for the one child he has. Wrechen is too dumb to be a mom. Hoping that the forces of nature prevent these two from creating any copies of themselves. Wretchen is attractive; does she really have such low self esteem to be believe the Slime-creature is all she can attract?


  3. I think saying Wretched is attractive may be a bit of a stretch: Have you seen what she looks like with all of that war paint chiseled off her face? She’s very average- a true butta face.


    • I agree. She wears an enormous amount of make up ALL of the time. She pretty much drives me crazy as a whole…the way she talks (I believe someone already mentioned…”sunthing”, “fill” for “feel”), her horrid laugh and how she just thinks she’s so funny. Ugghh…enough already. And I know it’s super critical, but those teeth! It almost looks painful for her to actually close her lips all the way.


      • Agreed about the teeth. Lips were designed by God to fit over her original teeth. The dentists need to start partnering with plastic surgeons to offer lip lengthening along with veneers, so the lips can actually close over the new teeth.


    • Me too. I feel so bad for him. It kind of gets under my skin that Slade says “It has affected our lives in such a major way” as he is at a red carpet event and his girlfriend is wearing a diamond large enough to be mentioned. I imagine that this has affected Grayson’s life irreparably. I could not leave his side until I knew he was out of danger much less be at a party.


  4. No word on whether Wretched or Slimey could be bothered to travel and see Grayson? That poor little boy has been through so much. You’d think his father could at least be at the hospital to help. Sad, sad, sad.


  5. Can I just say? I get such a chuckle every time you refer to her as “Heather Dull-Bro.” Mainly because I know she’s somewhere reading it, twitching.


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