November 9, 2012 NOTE: This started out as a SH “Hit and Run”… but, all that usual Housewives stuff got scratched! Well, maybe a better word would be “delayed”! What developed from the beginnings of a “Hit and Run” turned out to be an homage to our friend over at TVGasm!
Our beloved website colleague… the very talented and VERY creative… flipit/Ronnie from TVGasm has been workin’ like ca-ra-zy!
Not only did he provide the laughs with his RHOBH ReDub… which is a MUST see…
…but he also provided MORE laughs with his ‘reviewing-pop-culture-video’ …
…and THEN he continued with his thought-provoking-laugh-filled “WatchWhatCrappens” podcast… with, of course, his partners who make up the trifecta of funny, Ben Mandelker (B-SideBlog) and Matt Whitfield (YahooTV!).
To top off this week, Ronnie is reviewing ProjectRunway!
How DOES he do it all???
On top of being a part of a fantastic musical improv group in his “spare time” (Improv is not as easy as it looks… and MUSICAL improv takes 1000 times more skill!), Ronnie Karam is a delightful and charming person… otherwise, I wouldn’t be set out to be marryin’ him next month!
That aside, can only say the best about “flipit”… Ronnie is one of the most talented and utterly creative human beings, ever. Most importantly, Ronnie is a very kind person. How could we all be so lucky as to have ‘flipit/Ronnie’ as a ‘friend of SH’??
If you’re wondering what’s goin’ on with the SH/Ronnie wedding… the wedding of the universe/century/millennium…
We had a bit of a bump in the road on the way to marital bliss. While watching the last episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we were shocked to see Adrienne Maloof’s floral arrangement being delivered to Lisa Vanderpump’s par-tay. NOTE: We were NOT watching the RHOBH together. Just wanna make that clear! Both Ronnie and I have agreed to keep this wedding a purely “online” affair. We are looking forward to seeing each other the day of the wedding… NIKE!!
Adrienne’s arrangement was the exact same arrangement which SH was to walk down the aisle holding!
All because of Adrienne Maloof, we now have to select new color combinations for our wedding. Each detail must be redone… everything from the toothpicks to the 80-ft banners… as the orange/yellow/dark beige color combination was to be used for our wedding, even the wedding dress!
Along with the dress!!
To make matters worse, all 573 bridesmaids are scramblin’ to find new bridesmaids dresses!
Ronnie and I are now in discussions to select brand new color combos.
Purple and puce, ‘PURPUCE, is a front-runner, but a final decision has yet to be made… we’re open to suggestions!
How could Adrienne have been so selfish? Adrienne Maloof = wedding wrecker!
NOTE: This mess caused by Adrienne Maloof may be a blessing in disguise. Throwing that log bouquet at the wedding reception may have resulted in extreme discomfort or a bit of pain or possibly death for one of the many singles who were lined up to catch it…
Imagine THOUSANDS of bridesmaids swathed in purpuce… anticipating their dreams of singlehood being over if they’re the lucky bridesmaid who would be directly in the path of that airborne symbol of lonely-no-more serenity! Or, being the bridesmaid possessing extra long limbs…thinking of being the first to pounce on that bridal bouquet. It could result in something like this… only 10,000 times WORSE!