November 7, 2012
“I’ll get my BravoBlog up as soon as that death battery is outta FrontPorcha! Let’s do splits!!”
Shana/SHAFT/SWINE… whichever word you wish to use… actually wrote a review of the first episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for Bravo. For anyone wishing to read the “why bother” entry, simply check it out at Bravo.
The most interesting part of the empty thoughts piece were the COMMENTS… all TEN of them!
As far as empowering women … you sure take shots at Brandi every chance you get. I guess you pick and choose who you empower. You took a simple joke comment about how small the town is, take it as truth and slam Brandi with it in your commentary. Saying Brandi sleeps with everyone in BH reflected poorly on you not her. She is a mother raising 2 boys and does not need BS commentary from you. You are mean spirited – I rest my case.
Well that was certainly short and sweet. Is it too much of a bother to blog? It’s not like you haven’t had 9 months to think of something to say.
I do not care for you and wish they would take you off the show. Really shopping while you owe big time money for your debts. This is what is wrong with this country. You really have no business speaking badly of others. POT KETTLE BLACK……mean anything?
I am happy that you seem to be doing well. It was a very rough year for you and I hope that it continues to get better for you and Kennedy! You looked beautiful!
Comments?…………. All I hear are crickets.
I expected a little more but I guess thats okay for now. Glad to hear you are doing okay though!
Also interesting to note that Bravo actually leaves the negative commentary in the comment section. Normally, they remove anything (or block it entirely) that isn’t sunshine and rainbows.
I was surprised as well.
The posts may be removed by sun-down…
I love the picture of a pig next to this post LOL Also love “Let’s do splits!”
SHAFT, SWIN, SWINE, Trashbox… nope…not gonna read that bullsh*ttery of a blog.
Looks like Kyle’s missing a tooth.
I noticed that, too. What the heck is up with that? It must be bad lighting or something, but, dang, it is funny!
Haha! Yeah it is! I love the picture of the pig too. That swine is way better lookin’ than Trashbox Swine.
I have been saying she needs to get that fixed since season one. Why spend all that $$$$ on full body rescpulting or whatever and not fix the tooth? Makes no sense to me.
Hah! My husband’s friend’s wife had a missing tooth. The first premolar, next to the canine tooth. You couldn’t really see unless she smiled really big. But, I’ll be darned if that woman didn’t get some fake t*tties instead of getting her tooth fixed.
Me, I live in terror of losing my teeth. I used to have dreams where my teeth would fall out and it was the most horrifying thing to experience. I would wake up and check to make sure they were still all there and be so thankful and relieved. Whew! And I have never even had a cavity or anything.
OMGOODNESS. Que the spooky music again. I have that same reoccurring teeth falling out dream ALL THE TIME. In my dream I am always trying to figure out a way to glue them back in. Its really upsetting. A girl I used to work with brought a book to work about the meaning of dreams and of course that dream was in there(who’d a thunk) and guess what the book said…. say it meant we were afraid of people doing up wrong or being false friends or two faced. Seriously freaks me out that we have that same dream Ana.
Wow, that’s an unusual dream, and strange for both of you to have it. Glad you still both have your teef.
I know. Every time I tell someone about this dream they look at me like I am crazy. Its rare to meet someone that has the same dream. Here’s another interpretation of the dream. Still somewhat the same thing. Losing friends or losing the ability to determine who is a real friend or ability to have knowledge. Pretty interesting.
I, the one that scares me the most is the reoccuring dream that I am trying to dial 911 and cant remember how.
Oh that would be a scary one. I sometimes dream I am at my dads house and cant remember my husband’s phone number. I dont wake up panicked like I do with the teeth dream but I do wake up frustrated. Now this is a a wild idea but it just occurred to me that perhaps this dream is a window in to what Alzheimers would be like. It does run in my family.
I have the phone number dream every now and then. I am somewhere lost and alone. I can’t find my cell phone and when I am rescued I don’t know how to get in touch with anybody. I can’t remember hubs phone number or my D’s. That never fails to panic me.
I have that dream too Lisa, I keep dialing wrong or my phone won’t work. I have the teeth fallin out dreams too….I guess we women have the same fears/issues despite our differences!
Okay, I have goose bumps and am officially freaked out now. We gots the same bad dream. And, yes, finding a way to get the darn teeth back in was an element of my dream too. Sometimes they would fall out by themselves all at once and other times they would fall out gradually when I ate or something and other times they would crumble in my mouth and go down my throat, gagging me. Of course, in the last scenario, there was no way to glue them back in. Gosh, I am freaking out just thinking about those awful dreams.
most times mine are falling out one at a time but in rapid succession and I am wandering around with the teeth in my hand trying to remember which ones go where when I glue them back it. Like not wanting to glue my molars in place of my front teeth, Sometimes I lose the ones in my hand. FREEEEEAKY.
I had the teefs dream both times recurring when I was pregnant. In my dream I would look in the mirror and have Jack-o-lantern teefs. Not good.
What is with these dreams? It must be a conspiracy between the tooth fairy and the sand man to remind us not to ignore our dental hygiene. Maybe we should start a support group for those traumatized by dreams of losing teeth.
Been a lurker for a while now, but I have to comment on the teeth dream. I had the same dream during both of my pregnancies as well, Aint. Very weird and super scary. Oh, and me too, Made, about it happening in rapid succession. I just figured it was about a lack of control or something, being preggers and all…
It IS scary! I kind of enjoy having all my teefs. Must be quite common because my youngest D called me in a panic after a pregnancy induced dream about waking up and her teeth had all fallen out.
Then there’s the old standby that you have a final exam and you realize you haven’t been to class all semester. That one always wakes me up in a cold sweat.
Yep. That’s a common one. Should have been on this video.
Don’t read the book “Tommyknockers” by Stephen King. I think that’s when my nightmares about losing my teeth started. Haven’t had that dream in a long time. I hope I don’t have it tonight cause we’re all talking about loosing teefs.
Oh, my gosh, Ana, I can totally relate to that fear!! I have repeatedly had dreams that my teeth were turning into sand and just crumbling away…ugh. I hate to even think what that might mean!
I fractured my tooth and had to have it removed. Then I got a dental implant and a crown. Kyle should look into getting an implant and not the boobie kind!
To Hers: Oh, you are observant. Vyle DOES look a bit hillbilly or like Brooks’ little sister.
She’s also a one trick pony by doing he splits for every appearance. What a tool.
LOL — Brooks’ little sister!!!
She looks like a jack-o-lantern…
I just went back up and looked and it sure does look like she’s missing a tooth. Geez get a grip you 40 something hag.
GO AWAY AND SHUT UP SWINE.
Amen Lisa. ITA.
SWINE didn’t say anything (in her blog) really. She’s a waste of space and human waste.
When she commented on Brandi’s little joke, it showed that Shana lacks a sense of humor. She’s just pissed that Brandi called her out at the reunion. Cleverness doesn’t come easily to Her High SWINDLENESS.
Swine dosnt have to say anything to prompt a SHUT UP IMO just seeing her overinflated floatation devices she calls lips is enough.
I have to agree with you. Every time I see those fish lips and her Groucho Marx eyebrows, I wince. She’s beyond homely. When she does part those flaps to spread gossip, her squeaky voice grates my last nerve. I usually hit mute or channel surf when she’s on.
I think T’s new picture looks a lot like Kim’s…both Kim’s…Kim ZB and Kim R.
I wish Kyle would stop with the splits already. I can do that too, like millions of other broads, yet I restrain myself somehow….
I guess when she suppressed her lizard lip licking it forced a new tic, spontaneous splits.
Lol at spontaneous splits!
Unless you are cheerleader or in gymnastics there is no need for a adult to do the spilts at the drop of a hat.
Maybe, Vyle is just sayin’, “I’m open for business.”
Even the new housewives Yolanda received more comment on her blog than Shaft did.I guess not all the comments get bravo’s approval and yet she received only 2 or 3 positive comment:-)))
That pic of Kyle. She is just hideous in ever conceivable way. Wince-worthy.
SWINE “Conned long and hard for the Beverly Hills Lifestyle.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…someone commenting over there has a great sense of humor!
Wow, Kyle, what amazing talent you have. No wonder your careeer went so far. She was a child star, you know. Cough.
I really think the amount of work she received as a child star compared to Kim is a large part of her problem with her sister.
Me to, Kim career was way way more successful them Kyles and that must burn her britches.
Ya, and then she stole Kim’s house..
Just checked my ‘Give a Shit’ Diary, unfortunatley it’s full, SWINE is going to have to take a seat with the other biatches waiting for me to give a f**k
“Give a sh*t Diary” …….hysterical! LOLOLOLOL!
The older we get, the emptier the pages.
…and the happier we are!:)
So true, PJ. So true.
I finally got through the snooze fest of RHOBH season premiere. I skipped over SWINE. My boyfriend did the voice over when he saw her, “It’s been 9 months since I killed Russel”. LOL
EEEK! Not LOLing about Russell, of course. I think I’ll watch the show sans SWINE. It’s the only way I can do it. I feel very bad for Russell’s children.
I am still shocked that their are people who 100% believe her stories, I can understand maybe believing some of it but some believe it ALL. I still shake my head thinking people dont question the Ninja pool sinking pitball story
I re-watched the interviews with Russel’s family about a week ago and I felt such sadness. Those post-op pics being passed off as abuse? Disgusting! People are a new level of stooooooopid to believe all of the stories.
Brandi was right on in calling out SWINE at the reunion and for SWINE to even insinuate that someone else murdered him? The blood is all over SWINE’s hands. She is disgusting.
ITA. I noticed that Shana’s expression turned to bemusement when Andy asked if she thought Russell was murdered. Clearly, she loves to stir the pot and manipulate the suspicion from herself. I question all of her allegations against Russell because her story doesn’t make sense. How does she explain in S-1, when she was running around being strong and forceful and telling him off? How does she explain how lovey-dovey she was in the limo with him in S-2 (on the way to Kyle’s White Party)? The only thing she expressed to her Dr. FeelGood (post party) was that Russell caused her to miss out on fun with the girls (i.e. the party and Hawaii trip). She implied certain behaviors, but didn’t actually say anything really damaging until Russell died. Her crazy recounting of Russell throwing everyone in a pool was laughable. I doubt the others involved stood idly by awaiting their turn to be beaten by that mousy man. How does anyone associated with BH taken every concocted tale (by Shana, Queen of Fraud) as truth?
I hope you’re not using Glitzy’s pic to represent Shana, I love Glitzy!