Our regular recapper, Sandi Duffy, is recovering from the effects of HurricaneSandy… SandiD will be back recapping soon! In the meantime, please enjoy this RHOBH photo recap!!
“I do love my new, fresh look… I’ll just keep looking at myself today… all day!”
“I’m in the bathroom, Ken! Yes, I’m gonna stare at myself for another three days…leave me alone!”
“Are you gettin’ this, camera guy? I’m here to teach people all about ME! So, make sure you get every second of what I’m doin’… it’s for my fans!”
“Who is this? Yes, I plan on voting…”
“How about THIS dress? This one is from my used dress emporium… Octomom rented it last week!”
“This one is perfect! And, it still has Paris’ scent wafting through it!”
“You can borrow Ken on Thursdays, but jus know, dahling, that Thursday is Ken’s ‘sleep-all-day’ Day…”
“You’ll need to prop him up in his HoverRound if you want to take him out…”
“Brandi hates me! If she wanted to still be my friend, she would still be takin’ Paul out on Thursdays instead of Ken… my Paul provides his own car AND anesthesia!
“We have always been better than SUR…kisses!”
“OK… who the hell is this??? YES!! I’m gonna vote!”
“Hi, Lisa! I was “away”… that’s all you need to know…”
“Did Kim just tell you that she was “away”? She’s so funny! Kim’s been watching Real Housewives of New Jersey while she was in alcoholic rehab for delusional reality show people!”
”It was an accident, Lisa… I swear! Ken got stuck in his HoverRound… it just kept spinnin’ for six hours. I couldn’t stop the spinning. Don’t be mad at me, Lisa. “
“So, this show is supposed to be 100% real? REALLY? My Dutch show is completely fake… “
“KIM!! You dragged Ken in here!?
“Kyle… you have to be patient and kind with your sister. Try to be serene, like me…”
“Kim!! Kim!! It’s Ken! Where are you? Get me outta this disguise… the flower stems are piercing’ my ear drums!”
“Don’t touch that talking arrangement…”
”I know I look like a total moron, but I’m here to satisfy the 10% gay quotient necessary for every Housewives episode…”
”I’m allowed to drink… only if it’s for the good of the show! That’s what the producer guys told me…just don’t tell Kyle…”
“Kyle thinks that I’m not drinkin’ any more..” ”UH, Kim…. I’m standin’ right here…”
“I swear it was sparkling water. Honest! OK, so it was sparkling water with some vodka added… just a tiny bit. The producer guys said I HAD to drink it… for the show!”
“No, Kyle…I told you, I’m not goin’ back to that rehab place unless you come with me. They have a “MeanGirl” wing… somma the other Housewives are still there! You’ll have fun!”
“I am forever grateful to my new friend, Yolanda! She saw me spinning uncontrollably in my HoverRound on Sunset… she just stuck her Superstrong palm right on my head and saved me! The HoverRound stopped, but the inside of my head is still bullocks!
“My Ken was saved…by Yolanda! You’re never borrowing my hubbend again, Brandi… EVER! Except on Friday through Monday… those are the days I put aside for staring at myself in my bathroom.”
“Hello? Yes, for God’s sake… I voted!”
Love the photo re-cap much better than the actual RHOBH. Ken stuck in the HoverRound is actually how I picture him. Perfection ! Kudos to this re-cap.
SANDI, wish you all the best and a speedy recovery in the midst of such devastation.
Anyone with perception and humor like yours will have no trouble bouncing back! Cheers!
Sandi, ditto what Girlfriend said. Hope all of you that were slammed by Sandy are getting your lives & loved ones back to some kinda normal.
What was that flower arrangement that Maloof sent Lisa? It looks like the Loch Ness Monster. It must be representing some sort of snarky dig. I think she called the same florist that did Lisa’s flowers and said “Make mine 5 times bigger…..I don’t care what it looks like!”
I thought it was a fancy cake at first but when I saw it wobbling I realized it wasn’t. I would bet she said make the gaudiest arrangement and send it to Lisa. Make sure no pink and white because she hate’s those colors. LMAO Adrienne is an idiot.
My thoughts are with Sandi and her family during this time and going forward with the recovery.
Had to comment on that one photo of Mauricio… Are we sure he’s cheating? I ask because that one photo up there makes him look BUTT ugly! His hairline is receding or something. Not a good look
Four things about last nights episode:
1) That flower arrangement reminds me of the Wakilie’s sea bass for some reason
2) Swine despises Brandi because even though Brandi’s home is not as grand as the other ladies, it is hers and she worked for it and it makes SWINE’s opening tag line a joke if it wasnt so vomit inducing.
3) David Fosters “She doesn’t demand it but she commands it” melted my heart. Yalonda is right. He is a genius.
4) Not only do we have to suffer SWINE but her lil Dwight too. gag.
Channel surfing and ran across RHOBH. I switched over quickly because SWINE was on. WTH happened to her face? It wasn’t good before but now it’s like viewing some horrible Frankenmonster. She could give Mama Elsa a run for the money in the bad plastic surgery race.
She needed more plastic surgery to land her next wallet, to bad all she could get is a married man who will most likly pay a ton in CS and Alimony hopefully he will wise up and cur her the hell lose
If Swine thinks more surgery was an improvement she needs a new mirror.She now how has those unnatural oddly shaped eyes like Jax. It’s almost as if their face is pulled so tight that they are displaced an inch higher than before. New boyfriend can’t be attracted to her looks cuz she is scary and bizarre looking.
Anymore collegen injections and botox or if her face gets pulled back and taunt anymore her ears will meet in the back of her head
She is a mess. through and through. to the bone MESS.
Made,
What work does Sir Brandi Glanville do again?? I got nuthin’
Serious question!
The only thing I know of is her modeling and now her RHOB income. SWINE on the other hand would be lucky if she could scratch together enough coin of her own income(not counting her ill gotten goods via her book written in Russel’s blood) to afford to be Ashlee’s roomy. Not exactly the same zipcode that she covets so much but at least she can stay in California.
Brandi’s home is within her income bracket whereas SWINE is a poser.
Brandy said she is the only one who needs the Bravo paycheck. Cali is a community property state and she maybe getting spousal support, child support as well as a property settlement. Brandy is motivated to keep the Bravo bucks rolling in.
SorrySDHS86 I know your question was not meant for me.
True. I had forgot about the spousal support thing. But still she is maintaining her home(which is very nice) without feeling the need to go over-the-top to keep up with the rest of them. And she earned every penny of that spousal support putting up with horn dog Eddies bullcrap. And this married dude that SWINE is foolin around with I hope his wife cleans him oooooooout.
It may very well be that Brandy received the house as part of her divorce settlement or bought what she could afford with the proceeds from divorce. Smart girls live within their means .I am sure Eddie was very generous because Brandy was the injured spouse and he was in a hurry to hop on the Lee-Ann gravy train. Brandi seems a tad bit more realistic than most and has seen the dirty underside of Hollywood. Only tools like Swine feel entitled to a lifestyle that they cannot possibly earn. IMO Brandy isn’t a saint by any means but she is a quick study and smart enough to earn the Bravo paycheck.
I remember an interview that she did awhile back,Eddie was staring in that tv series PanAm and that Play boy club show. When they were canceled she was asked if she was secretly happy. She said no because she wanted him to make money so he could pay her child support. No matter how rich LeAnn is it has no baring on what Brandi gets. I have heard her say before that he would just as soon not work and let LeAnn support him so that Brandi does not get more money. I remember he used to be on CSI I think, not sure, he was fired.
Praying for Sandi.
YES.
My thoughts and prayers are with you, Sandy.
You guys are such losers. Good thing the show is successful or you would have even less of a life than you do now.
Well I do declare. You came back? Howdy Dawn. Spreading your usual sunshine I see. Dont you have a crack to get up to?
Oh look whose back..
Dawn, Welcome back! Review the SH rules. We don’t attack others on SH, only comment on the posts and other comments.
Have a great day!
LOL Too funny!
I haven’t watched RHOBH episode yet. Every time I try, my attention span wanes. I saw SWINE and I could feel her depleting my soul. She is a cartoonish succubus. Russel’s death has really been a “hot minute” and that women is still riding the gravy train along with her fake a$$ plastic surgery “OMG I was beaten!” photos. *Gag*
Of course SWINE had more plastic surgery. She needs to stock up on “He beat me, too!” photos for the current wallet.
I DVR’d Monday’s show and can’t bring myself to watch. Seems like it’ll be boring.
Couple things:
I see that the gross black dress that Kathy Hilton wore (saw it in some pap shots last year) and then passed off to Kim Richards earlier this year is prominently displayed on a mannequin in her shop.
I noticed this in a vid clip from earlier this week on the SH site and in today’s pic, you can see Kyle’s CC bag in her portable makeup mirror. Now, please, that was purposely placed there, no way that wasn’t planned. Geez, pathetic.
Ok, snark over. LD
Because we all know that people who can afford a Chanel bag and choose to spend their money that way are so much more important than those of us who can’t and/or don’t. She’s insecure to have to display that.
LOL, but you know Karl would NEVER give her the time of day. It was just so blatant! I DO love Chanel’s two tone flats, boots. But so spendy!!!
Please tell me Kimberly did not choose that ugly white dress for her dance? Out of all those dresses that was the one they thought would look best on her? sounds like someone wanted to dowdy her up