TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: National Enquirer Blind Item Wednesday (Now MONDAY)!!… Take Your Best Guess!!

November 1  5, 2012   It’s NationalEnquirer Blind Item Wednesday… now MONDAY!!!  NOTE:  This item, for some inexplicable reason was stuck in “draft” mode!  It has now been released!!  Apologies for the delay…

                                               “Who could these people possibly be???”  “I have no idea, Sherlock…”

1)  WHICH former Disney kid-turned-pop star loves to show off her body by dancing topless in the window of her Hollywood mansion? Neighbors of the barely legal homeowner have complained to the naughty resident, but she pays them no mind – and even flips them off!

2)  THIS hunky A-lister is getting calls from his desperate C-list actress ex-wife – she was famous when he was struggling – because now she’s hoping he’ll help HER with her floundering career! But the still-bitter actor wants nothing to do with her. Who are they?

3)  WHICH married Hollywood couple – they’re both Oscar-nominated fought like cats and dogs recently while visiting longtime actor friends at their quiet retreat outside New York City? The 40-something couple’s constant arguing and bickering culminated with her storming out of the bed-and-breakfast and flying back to L.A. – alone!

4)  WHAT TV host got a little too hot under the collar and threw a major hissy-fit in front of a live audience? The former child actor-turned-television personality blamed his crew for purposely keeping the hot lights pointed at him when the cameras weren’t rolling!   NOTE:  Mario Lopez???

5)  WHICH “DWTS” contestant was eliminated from the competition because her TV boss wanted her to get back to work on her day job? The well-connected boss pulled some strings, and before you could say, “disco ball trophy,” the wannabe hoofer’s dancing dreams were crushed!   NOTE:  Three women celebs voted off:  Pamela Anderson, Bristol Palin and Sabrina Bryan… from DWTS at ABC.